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My Profile: Table of Contents
I. Intro to the Original
II. The Definition
III. Online
IV. Shipping
V. Fav Authors
VI. Quotes
VII. Other Favorites
VIII. Comming Soon: More from the Original

UPDATE (After a few years...) - 6/22/07

CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

"I Guess It's True" -- May or may not happen. Not that enthused about Naruto right now.

Chapter Four of "Harumonia" -- Sooner or later. Haven't given up yet.

"Ordinary People" -- RE-WRITING; actual vamping pending.

I write this all down because I want to remember it all.

I. Intro to the Original
OO remotely UPDATED

Name: Charlotte

Yay!

I'M A GIRL!

Okay, I'm VERY moodswingy, but not like good-mood-to-bad-mood swingy;. I change opinions due to my moods as well... and obsession... and goals...nnnyyeaahh...
Can be kind of perfectionistic.
(hence why I've spent so much time on my profile...)
I have a better personality descript. somewhere...

UPDATE - A lot has changed.
Still the same old me.
I specialize in Mixed Signals.
It's not flirting.
Voicemails drive me crazy.
So does Harrbear.
High school! Needs to end.
If I hate you, you probably won't know.
Unless I really hate you. :3
Cooking is fun.
Fire = Love.
I collect Zac(k/h)(s).
You will see this alot:3

I appreciate bad music.
I hate irony.

Okay, physical:
Medium-length, brown/black hair
Blue/gold eyes
Short/medium height (no specifics -wink-)
Some freckles (gak, hate my freckles)
Uh... bout 115 lbs.
PALE
Ears pierced (normal, double and cartilage)
Want my nose pierced... not yet
Uh, yeah. That's it :).

Let's get a picture in here, if we can...
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I look like a dork here, I know XD It's all in the shirt, man (I was wearing it to bed!). I don't always lol. :3

My B-Day: April 24th! Woo hoo! Ahem, okay that's enough...

Location: Currently in Kentucky. ...looking for a way out.

II. The Definition

Morbid Original
(formerly bowan'arrowchick)

Definition of pen name: I chose Morbid Original over all the many others I had in mind (one other) for amusingly simple reasons. The 'Morbid' coming from an inside joke, not because I am, in a word, morbid; or, by definition: psychologically unhealthy; characterized by preoccupation with unwholesome thoughts or feelings; gruesome. My Geo teacher in the 2003-2004 year was just kidding me with the usual 'Hmmm... one word to describe Charlie...' and chose the inevitable 'morbid.' Well, okay, we're all a little morbid, some more than others. I guess I'm a little on the 'more' side, is all. 'Original' speaks for itself -to those who know me at least - and if not in my fics, simply rely on my word: it's practically my definition.
UPDATE: Damn, I sound full of myself in that XD

III. Online

AIM:
jezebeldechemins
justified0CANDY -- That's a zero
EDISSCHMEXY
FALLEN3ANGEL666
zgamiyumi

MSN/Yahoo! Messenger:
mirrormistress424@yahoo.com

Xanga:
mIrRoRmIsTrEsS

Risembool Rangers, bitch!
mirrormistress424 (most inactive member ever)

Message Boards:
Gaia Online! - hErEbEdRaGoNs
And I'm never on these...
Titan Rising (titanrising.com) - mIrRoRmIsTrEsS
Animation Insider- ~dAyDrEaM~

IV. Shipping

Ah, the inevitable 'shipping' portion of the profile. If you are going to read the following, please keep in mind my disclaimer:
Disclaimer: If any of the following fangirlism is offensive to your pairing preferrence, please do not yell and/or bitch at me because I like a different pairing. You are entitled to your own opinions and likes/dislikes; I am NOT trying to change your opinion and do not think mine any more suitable for the involved show/book/whatever than yours. So PLEASE respect my opinions - keep the bitching to yourself!
Thank you.
Wow, that was specific. But I've been critisized enough for being RobxRae (-dodges thrown furniture-) as it is.

My Pairings:

Fullmetal Alchemist

EdxOC - As much as I love Winry, I just don't like her with Ed. I don't know, I just don't. Sooo... the character I'm adding to my upcoming FMA fics will be paired with the older Elric as apposed to... any other damn character.

RoyxRiza - Okay, I don't pay enough attention to the military characters of the show to actually care who Riza ends up with, but I can just see her better with Roy than Havoc (plus, we gotta find some way to keep Roy straight and not with Ed... -dies-). Besides, Riza Mustang sounds WAY cooler than Riza Havoc... Damn... no it doesn't... But Riza Hawkeye Mustang works better than Riza Hawkeye Havoc... The double 'h' thing is gonna do me in.

Elricest - OOOOOOOOOHHHH God... This is so sad. I am now officially an Elricest fangirl. Creepy, I know, but it's sooooo cute!
UPDATE: Ehhh, heh heh...Not so much anymore XD

Naruto

SasuSaku - They are SO cute together! And it's right in front of you in the show, so don't even try denying it! Lol, naw, but it's awesome.
UPDATE: Kind of.

NaruHina - I don't really care who Naruto ends up with, as long as it's not Sakura (which it won't be!). And after reading a bunch of fics in which the secondary pairing is NaruHina (the foremost being SasuSaku ;D), it's grown on me, and I could care less.

NejiTen - Aw, come on! The cool, badass chick with weird hair always gets the anger-management, psycho-fighting guy! But seriously, they're cool together.

ShikaIno - We gotta put Ino somewhere. And Shikamaru's cool (go lazy asses!).

UPDATE: Haha, so this is the reason for all my outraged reviews from NaruSaku fans who read my oneshot for said pairing...Yeah. The above was written a looong time ago and no longer pertains all that much XD But I do like SasuSaku. I'm just...bored with it. NaruSaku, ShikaSaku, and NejiSaku (occasionally KibaSaku oO) are def acceptable too lol.

Teen Titans (Old School pairings...)

ROBxRAE - Of course! And you have to admit, it makes sense. They have some in common, probably more, but we really don't know much about either of them, so it remains an inference. And theyboth have a shitload of problems todeal with (involving their past and such), so, I don't know, somehow I see that as maybe theycould helpeachother out.Blah blah blah blah blah, plus they look cute together -wink-.

BBxRAE - Like that would ever happen! But depending on my mood, (and how stupid the last episode I saw was), I'll go for it. Not really so much anymore, though.

ROBxSTAR - Ha ha! Sure. Last thing I want to happen. However, due to some music videos and stuff, I've given in.
Never mind. I'm updating my profile and I no longer go for Starfire in any way. For all I care, she can go to hell. I'll see her there, it's where my summer house is.
Okay, udating again. Starfire's cool again. Just not with Robin. They are cute together, but I'm ignoring the inevitable... again...
Updating: It took me til the 4th time I saw STRANDED to accept the inevitable RobxStar-ness of Teen Titans.Whatever.
Okay, one last update: ROBxSTAR FREAKIN' PISSES ME OFF! IN THE ENDs PTs 1, 2, AND 3, THEY ADDED ROBxSTAR CRAP TO RAVEN EPISODES! HOLY FREAKIN' GOD! 1ST THEY HAD ROBxRAE AND I WAS LIKE, OKAY... WHAT'S HAPPENING...? THEN THEY HAD ALL THIS CRAPPY, LAME BBxRAE STUFF AND I WAS LIKE, UM, OKAY, STOP; AND THEN THEY HAD ROBxSTAR!GGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
UPDATE: Whoa - freak out there...lol.

BBxT - Wow, this is new. But hey, Robin can have Raven, Starfire can... snoop around with whoever the hell she likes, Beast Boy can have Terra if he so wishes. Besides, I don't make her a loser in my fics, so there.

SPxBF - SpeedyxBlackfire. Well, if she's gonna be in my fics, then she's gonna beat her sister to a boyfriend. Starfire may end up with Aqualad anyway. Don't knock it til you try it. ;)

V. Favorite Authors

FMA fics:

Tarnished Secret -Pretty good, pretty good. 'Downhill to Central' or whatever was really freakin' awesome. I actually cried...a little. And heck yes, character deaths rock. Hardcore.
Freanch-fri-freak - 'Dude Looks like a Lady,' fucking hilarious!
Nienna29 - 'That Blond One,' holys, I was dyin' readin' that thing. SO hilarious. SO awesome. SO TMI, but whatever! We all wanna see Ed as a stripper. "I can't believe he turned me on..." - Breda. "... Me either..." - me. -dies- HILARIOUS!

Teen Titan Fics:

theplanetmary - Your stories rock my life!
KidFlashisHot - Hilarious profile! Great songfics.
AkuShiNeko-chan - Okay, really don't think I spelled that right... Too the point: the fic 'Change and Growth' rocked my life. That's an understatement! -wink-
King Cheetah - Are you a boy or a girl? Hmm... Whatever. 'White Dress' rocks existence (so far... I'm not done reading it...). Need to read more of your fics... Oh well, on my to-do list. Words of the wise: Rock On!
XxHot92xX - 'Putting the IN in Insanity' is hilarious! For comedy, I go to Hot92.
EmaniaHilei - 'It Only Takes a Moment': sweetest RobxRae fic in the history of randomnity. Highly suggest it, always will.

VI. Quotes (and there are a lot of 'em)

The friggin' BEST (most confusing) mottos in the world:

"Life is hell, whatever comes after it can't be much worse." - Me (I'm not actually this pessimistic...I was in a horrible mood)

"Forgetting things takes less time...Actually, it takes more time, but since no one's going to bother with explaining anything, we'll just say it takes less..." - Yours Truly...What the hell was going through my head when I said this...?

UPDATE: What the hell?...

Me and my friends (and people I actually know...):

Me and Alise on AIM late one Wednesday night, watching AnimeCon videos of the FMA cast on youtube. ANIME HIGH!!!
Alise: WOAH! THE DUDE IS ROY?
Me: Heck yes!
Alise: HAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HE'S SEKSII!
Alise: with a k and two i's

Kentucky:

(At "Quick Recall"...Fuck you, we own lol X3)
Me: I'm gonna make you a screenname that's like "littlefairygirl424".
Ailsa: I'm gonna make you a screenname that's "IamobsessedwithWYATT101"!
Me: It won't fit!

("Quick Recall", after I beat Julianne to an answer )
Julianne: You stole "DNA" from me!
Me: You stole Wyatt's DNA!
(They're clones O_o)

"Someone finally sent me the illegal download of the song that was illegally recorded that I was looking for! I'm happy!" - Me

"Guess what I found in my locker. ...An octopus full of soap." - Wyatt

"Saying softball is for guys is like guys who play with barbies and call them action figures." - Me

(In Books-A-Million; Wyatt is...looking at hentai...)
"I didn't know porn was so kinky-!" - Macki (meant to say "anime")

(Talking to Benji)
Wyatt: Are you getting hard?...
OO He was actually reading from hentai, but I didn't know that at the time!

Macki: You're dumb!
Me: I'm smarter than you! I'm in the smart math class!
Ben: Yeah, but you eat plushies...
XD LOFL

Ailsa: I wanna see Benji in a rap battle.
Me: No way! I hate wiggers!...Miggers...Whatever a Mexican wigger is!
(Not that he's even Mexican...)

"SABO'S A JINGLY DUCK!" - Me and Ailsa

"Sabo's like one big, sex-changed, lesbian kitty!" - Me (This is how bored I get at play practice)

(Traveling Play; on the bus. Post "cocoa puff" incident...)
Me: Connor, you are my hero!
Connor: What about Ed? Is Ed cocoafied!

"Tim, you're late!"
"I was having some difficulties in the bathroom. I won't go into it."
-All stare-
(Later, to Tori)
"I was taking a dump!"

"I saw a lizard doing push-ups the other day. Is that a sign of the apocalypse?"
(Later) "Oh my God, there's another one!" - Me (X; don't ask...)

"Gerard's so hott, he's almost bi!" - Me and Macki and Ailsa and Kathryn
UPDATE: And oh wow, he is...

"COW the cookie is back from rehab!" - Me and Macki

"We're all on crack, on the inside!" - Mackenzie LOFL!

Macki: What kind of pick do you use?
Wyatt:...A guitar pick...

(At my house at like...12...watching Child's Play, makin' popcorn)
Me: I'm bringing the chili power in case I get scared.
Macki: -_-'

"The emo-preps have a purpose too! ...Ours is just cooler!" - Me and Mackenzie

"Feel the pleather!" - Me and Macki...again

"Don't...kick...my nuts." - !King Bubbles! (...I did...Muahah!)

"Even if it is the end of the world, it'll only last an hour and a half." - Me

(At Mackenzie's)
Me: Hey! I don't think I drooled last night!

Me: If we're duct-taping Tim to the flagpole, we're gonna have to tie Justin to the tree...

"God! I hate the preps! They should go to hell! Wait, that's where my summer house is! Damn it! There's no escaping them!" - Me and Mackenzie (Wow, we are hyper...)

Me: Justin! You fucking fatass! You sat on the light and now Mackenzie has brain damage! Hey, Jeremy!
Mackenzie: Hubert Cumberdale, fancy seeing you here. Ah look, here's Marjory Stewart-Baxter. Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.
Kathryn: Why, thank you.
Mackenzie: Are you here to enquire about my spoons?
Kathryn: As a matter of fact, I am.
Justin: ... . '

(After lunch at Qdoba...w/ senile old grandma...)
Dad: Sorry this was so hectic.
Me: Yeah, but it was also Mexican, so it was fun!
(Don't ask...)

Mackenzie: I don't wanna walk all the way home from Graeters! We should call Tim! TIM! CAN YOU PICK US UP FROM GRAETERS!
(Next Day):
Mackenzie: TIM! Why didn't you pick us up from Graeters!
Tim: I would've picked you up if I so happened to be at Graeters at 11:30 at night and if I was up then.
Mackenzie: ... That's no excuse!

(Mackenzie's house, running on her pool cover)
Mackenzie: I'm gonna go ask my mom for some cookies.
Ailsa:Could you ask her forsome towels too?
Me: And some pants. We are greatly in need of some pants!
Ailsa: ...Your shirt is see-through...

Mackenzie (on the phone): Man!
Me: What?
Mackenzie: I dropped a chip. Tessa!
(Later, still on phone)
Mackenzie: Damn!
Me: What?
Mackenzie: I dropped another one!

(In the cafeteria)
Mackenzie: Ailsa! Don't take my bread!... Ailsa give me back my cookies! Stop taking my food!
Mrs. Holloway: ...Whose egg is this?...

(School Halloween dance)
Ms. Clark (to Macki...and her trenchie): -gasp- Oh my God! You're so shiny! Can I feel you!
Me and Macki: -_-' XD

Tim: That's it, Justin! We're through!
(Later)
Me and Mackenzie: Hey, Justin, we hear Tim broke up with you.
Justin: What the fuck!

Me and Mackenzie: "Everyone loves Magical Sabo!"

On AIM:
Me: Uh, gag me with a spork.
Saber: -takes spork-
Me: Give me my spork!
Saber: -eats spork- Yummy, fiber..

(At recess behind the rock...)
Ailsa: Let's give Niki a pussy-hole...with this! -holds up big stick-
Me: That wouldeither give her an orgasm or a hemorrhage.

"Yesterday, there were all these wild turkeys in my backyard! I'm serious! They were big, and fat, and they could fly! I saw one jump off a tree!" - Ailsa (hysterical)

"Me, myself, and I have great three-way sex!" - Ailsa (she was mocking Sean! XD)

"Niki, get out of the ...fucking...tree..."- Ailsa.
(Later...)
"Fucking tree... Doesn't that sound like type of tree?" - Mackenzie

"Can we go inside and watch the weather channel? I'm scared!" - Ailsa

"I'm not a lesbian, I'm just hungry!" - Ailsa

"Tim likes those kinky penguins!" - Justin (Wow that was hilarious...Watching "March of the fucking Penguins" in Humanities.)

"Hey Charlotte! Wanna go over to Benji's house! He's got lots of food, he's a mexican!" - Kiernan
Me: XD

"Ailsa! Give me back my beef!" - Mackenzie

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him because you were too busy getting stoned. He'll understand.
Nemo... my anti-drug.
-Mackenzie's AIM Icon

"Ms. Holloway! Someone put goldfish in my wah wah!" - Steven (I love you for this)

"Charlotte! I need your help! What's the most effective way to commit suicide!" - Tim; Me: XD

Oh my God, I have one from Sabo...but only because he was makin' fun of Benji right in front of me! (Love you, Sabo!...Meh, nvm...)
(In Social Studies, working on a project. Benji and Sabo are making a -ahem- "candy-dispensing Norman keep"...Yeah...)
Sabo: Hey, Benji. I think I know why you always like to make things so big.
Benji: Why?
Sabo: To make up for the one thing small! Oooh! ("Burn!" noise)
Benji: 00' Um...AAAH! MY BRAIN! (Me: Oh yeah, nice save...)

(In Science)
"Double the magnesium nitrate, double the fun." - Wyatt Oh my Gawd, you're strange...

(At Wyatt's house; the camera charger got caught on one of the...plushies on his bed...)
"Let go, Roo! (Actually, that's Kanga)." - Wyatt

MAGICAL MACKI!

ONE:
EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL MACKI
'CAUSE THE TRICKS THAT SHE DOES REMIND US OF Christian
LOOK AT HER THERE WITH HER LEATHERY, LEATHERY WHIP
IT'S MADE OF MAGIC, AND WITH A LITTLE FLIP
YEAH YEAH YEAH Christian is jacked
YEAH YEAH YEAH Christian is jacked
Jacked jacked, jacked LIKE YOUR MOM CAN'T IMAGINE (yes I can...)
WHAT DID HE SEE? IN SUCH POWERFUL ecstacy?
HE SAW TIM, LOTS'A TIM, LOTS'A TIM, LOTS'A TIM
OH TIM, LOTS'A TIM, LOTS'A TIM, LOTS'A TIM, YEAH YEAH

TWO:
SHE'S BACK! AND SHE'S GOT A NEW TRICK!
MAGICAL MACKI IS TEN TIMES AS THICK AS THE LAST TIME
THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HER, NOW WE CAN SEE WHY YOU REALLY
ARE SCARED OF HER
YOU MIGHT THINK HER NEW TRICK IS SICK
SAWING Christian IN HALF WITH A STICK
OOH, Christian IS IN TWO
OH MY, HIS REAR END IS fucking himself
LOOK AT THE MESS, IN AISLE TWO
AISLE TWO, THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE WE SAW THE trojans
SO MANY trojans...

THREE:
MAGICAL MACKI IS HERE FOR THE DAY
WE ALL LOVE HER, IT'S SAFE TO SAY
IT'S TWELVE PM, SO SHE STARTS WITH A THRILLER
SHE'S GONNA DO TRICKS WITH Christian
COVERS HIM UP WITH HER MAGICAL TRENCH
GETS OUT SOME PETROL AND GIVES HIM A DRENCH
LOOK OUT KIDS, SHE'S PLAYING WITH MATCHES
SHE BETTER BE CAREFUL IN CASE Christian CATCHES ON FIRE...
OH NO, Christian IS ON FIRE!
IT'S TURNING TO ASHES WITH OUR horny FRIEND
WHEN WILL THIS ENTERTAINMENT FINALLY END?
OH LOOK, HE DIED, WELL THAT WAS AMAZING
MACKI'S JUST FINE, BUT Christian TURNED INTO A PILE OF ASHES!
SHAME EVERYONE'S WATCHING, PUT THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL:
DEAR DIARY, TEENAGERS SURE ARE HORMONAL! (LOVE, MACKI)
CHECK UP YOUR PUBESCENT FACTS NEXT TIME, MACKI
OOH, YOU SURE GET NICE SHORTS AT WORLD OF KHAKI!
AAH AAH, AAH AAH
AAH AAH, AAH AAH
AAH AAH, AAH AAH
LOOK LIKE A HUGE PREP! 500 EUROS!

Oh my GOD! This is all we had to do on the Big South Fork trip. JESUS! WHAT THE HELL DOES FOUR DAYS INTHE WOODS DO TO YOU?

Memphis:

"There is no good side or bad side, only my side and your side." - Me (I think... w/e)

"When life gives you lemons, make your own lemon-scented Lysol! WEEEEEEE!" - Me

" static Houston, you have a problem static " - Me

"The solution to confusion is silence." - Me

"It's high, see! Hi C, get it...? Maybe not..." - Marys and Me

"SSSHHHHsaberslash is online, Charlotte!SSSHHHH" - Marys

"Don't worry about life, 'cause, in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken is goooooood" - Meredith's Brother

"Jesus ate the peanut butter." - Mere's Bro

"You're ugly, and your mom dresses you funny." - Mr. Miller

"You son of a biscuit!" - Noor (And no, this quote and the onefrom Teen Titanshave nothing to do with each other; in fact, Noor said this about a year before OVERDRIVE aired. I love coincidences.)

"It takes 64 muscles to frown. It only takes 4 to bitchslap that stupid fucker who pissed you off in the first place" - Unknown

Camp Quotes:

Me: I worry about the safety of humanity.
Beth: That's why we're lifeguards.

At movies, buying snacks:
Me: Can I have change for a five?
Kaylin: In dollars.

DI Quotes:

"There's no such thing as a wad of gay." - Unknown DI Loser

"Chocolate waits for no one. -pounces on cake-" - Me

PIRATES QUOTES:
"...I want my jar of dirt...!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

Elizabeth: I know when the moment comes, you'll do the right thing.
Jack: I love moments like those. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

"Maboogie snickel snickel. Tout sweet, come on!" - Jack

Jack: Dirt?...This is a jar of dirt?
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia: If you don' wan it, give it back.
Jack: pulls close No!
Tia: Den it help.

"Look!" -bang- "An undead monkey!" - Jack

"Oh, bugger..." - Jack

Jack:-smirk- I'll handle this. -falls down stairs--holds up jarofdirt-Got it!

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's in it!" - Jack

"You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress; or nothing. As a matter of fact, I happen to have no dress in my cabin." - Jack

Movie Quotes:

"I'm about to be swallowed up by the latest issue of Town and Country." - Howard Hughes/Leo Diaprio (The Aviator)

From the movie 'Bewitched':
"I can't go back there now, I just quit!"
"Trust me, if you go back on a golf cart, all is forgiven."

'Bewitched' again:
"Can you believe him! Yes, he is - what's a dick? Oh..."
Later...:
"Yes, he is a great, big, male sexual organ!"

"I lika do... da cha cha..." - Evan (Bruce Almighty)

"Life is a storm, my young friend.One moment you will bask in the sunlight, be shattered on the rocks the next.But what makes you a man is what you do.You must look into the storm and shout into it 'do your worst, for I will do mine!' And the fates will know you, as we do, as Albert, the man." - The Count of Monte Cristo

"Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anybody who cares about Sidd the sloth?" -shuffle, shuffle, shuffle- (Ice Age)

"Ask me the sex question again." - Brad Pitt (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)

"I hate Mondays..." - Puss in Boots - (Shrek 2)

"I'm trying to figure out if there's a way to avoid knowing." pause "No. Damn..." - Adam Sandler (Spanglish)

"There's something inherently dissapointing about success." - W. S. Gilbert (Topsy Turvy)

"There are few like us, and they're dead." - Le le (Topsy Turvy)

Show Quotes:

"The pleasure of a dream is that it's a fantasy. If it happens, that means it was never a dream." - Old man (FMA: That Which is Lost)

(FMA -duh X;- That Which is Lost)
Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.
Ed: You mean the colonel?
Hughes: He said, 'Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork.' That was it.
Ed: Tell him, 'Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally-bankrupt colonel with a god-complex.'

WE'RE NOT KHAKI PANTS - Adult Swim

(On Adult swim, FMA behind the scenes):
E-mail from fan, for Chris Patten: Do you relate to Greed in any way?
-Cast laughs-
Chris: Yeah, I'm that much of a pimp in real life. No, no. Nah, you know...I don't know. I wish I were that cool. No, I guess I don't...Yeah...Yes, I do. I do, good; let's move on with this. Yeah. No, yes. In a word: noyes. Nnnyes."

(Still behind the scenes FMA)
E-mail: If you had to guess, what do you think your character smells like?
Chris: Uh, Greed... he acutally smells like unearthed, dehydrated oatmeal and flowers.
-Cast laughs-
Mike: What?
Vikki: You stole my answer!
...more answers to e-mail...
Mike: Yes...Leo smells like...a little bit of sweat, with the little wife-beaters and stuff that he wears, and...I think...crepe...Crepe with lemon and butter, because I'm hungry. And... -comes up to camera, whispers- Dean smells like pee!

"I'm a goofy doofus with a... foofy toaster." - Ray (Everybody Loves Raymond)

"No, really, it's a hip... funky... badass toaster." - Debra (Everybody Loves Raymond)

"Cock-a-doodle-Do you think I'm sexy?" - Wandisimo (Fairly Odd Parents...Lol)

"Don't you want dinner?We're having your favorite: genetically-altered, fermented soybeans." - Kanone (FLCL)

"Ta-kun, he really swung the bat." - Mammimi (FLCL)

"Oy with the poodles already!" - Lorilei (Gilmore Girls)

"Nerds are like the moist towelettes of the universe: they make everyone feel better about themselves." - Billy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Don't contradict me, I'm pretty!" - Jackie (That 70's Show)

"It's not lying if what you're saying would be true if the facts were different!" - Father (Malcom in the Middle)

"Aaaah! It's the apocalypse! Office products falling from the sky!" - Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

Song Quotes:

As you talk to me, too much you're assuming
We don't always want what's right
-Pressed in a Book (The Shins)

Scarlet Begonias and a touch of the blues...
-Scarlet Begonias (The Grateful Dead) WYATT, NICK, and BENJI!

2 am and I'm still awake writing a song
If I get it all down on paper its no longer inside of me
Threatening the life it belongs to
And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd
'Cause these words are my diary screaming out loud
And I know that you'll use them however you want to
-Breathe (Anna Nalick) ((MY THEME SONG!)

You were no ordinary drain on her defenses
And she was no ordinary girl
Oh, Inverted World
-One by One All Day (The Shins)

Hey, wait
Great smile
Sensitive to faith not
Denial
But hey, who's on trial?
-Evil (Interpol)

Tooku Tooku Omoi hatenaku
Futari ga mujaki ni waratteta ano koro e
Dou ka Dou ka Jikan wo tomete
Kimi no omokage wo kono mune ni kizandekure
Moshi mo Moshi mo Yurusareru nara
Subete wo gisei ni shite mo ii
Ano egao wo mou ichido...
Mou ichido...
-UNDO (Cool Joke)

I am calling, calling now, spirits rise and falling
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling, calling, in the depth of longing
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
-Inner Universe (Origa/Yoko Kanno)

Dawn breaks like a bull through the hall
Never should have called
But my head's to the wall and I'm lonely
...I'm lookin' in on the good lifeI might be
Doomed never to find
Without a trust or flaming fields am I
Too dumb to refine?
And if you turn to me like, well
I'd'a danced like the queen of the eye-sores
And the rest of our lives would've faired well
-New Slang (The Shins)

On the willows there, we hung up our lives
For our captives there, required
Of us song
And our tormenters mirth
-On the Willows (from the musical 'Godspell')

Hey diddle diddle
Can't you see I'm in the middle
I'm falling off the moon
To think that you're laughing to see such a sight
And I think I love you too
I'm pretty sure I do
-Hey Diddle Diddle (Stephen Gordon)

A star, lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
I need you to educate my mind
Explain all these controls
Can't sing, but I got soul
The goal
Is elevation
-Elevation (U2)

Keshite RIRAITO shite
Kudaranai chou gensou
Wasurarenu sonzai kan o
Kishikaisei
RIRAITO shite
Imi no nai mousou mo
Kimi o nasu dendouryoku
Zeshin zenrei o
Kure yo
-Rewrite (Asian Kung-fu Generation)

Catalyst, you insist to pull me down
You contradict the fact that you
Still want me around
And it's all downhill from here
And it's all downhill from here
-All Downhill from Here (New Found Glory)

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever, hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever, love is free
Let's turn forever, you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
-Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz)

Take your hands off me, please
I don't belong to you, you see
Take a look in my face, for the last time
I never knew you, you never knew me
Say hello, goodbye
Say hello, wave goodbye
-Say Hello, Wave Goodbye (David Gray)

How long will I be away from you?
Your face I long to see
Moments were made to be waited for
Traces of beautiful mystery
-Beautiful Mystery (Stephen Gordon)

I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall
-Wonderwall (Oasis)

Blue
Is the color of night
When the red sun
Disappears from the sky
Raven
Feathers shiny and black
A touch of blue
Glistening down her back
Blue
-Blue (Lucinda Williams)

What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for
Someone to dance with
-No Myth (Michael Penn)

I saw your eyes
Fell back to yesterday
One lonely child
Until you let me stay,
I had no one on my side
-Gotta Stay High (New Radicals)

Key Chain Quotes:
"I need more money and less shit from you people."
"I'm busy now, I'll ignore you later."
"I have my faults but being wrong is not one of them."
"I am not a bitch, I am THE bitch."
"I'm so great, I'm jealous of myself!"
"If I had to do it all over again... I'D KILL MORE PEOPLE!"
"I'll be sober by tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life."
"Why don't you slip into something nice... like unconsciousness."
"Not all men are annoying; some are dead."
"I'm actually quite pleasant... until I wake up."
"Why can't I be rich instead of so damn good looking!"
"I'm nice... to your face!"
"Men have feelings too, but who really cares?"

VII. Other Favorites...
UPDATE: Too disorganized. Copying this shit straight from myspace ;

MUSIC:
Rock, Alternative, Classic Rock, Metal Almost anything

Aimee Mann, Alanis Morissette, Anna Nalick, Avril Lavigne, Bruce Hornsby, Cascada, Coldplay, David Gray, Flyleaf, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Guster, Gwen Stefani, James Taylor, JOE JACKSON, Kill Hannah, Linkin Park, Lucinda Williams, The Mamas and the Papas, Michael Penn, NEW RADICALS, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, Panic! at the Disco, Pearl Jam, PLACEBO, Queen Red Hot Chili Peppers, R.E.M., Rob Jungklas, Steeley Dan, Simon & Garfunkel, SUBLIME, Sum 41, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, Taking Back Sunday, The All-American Rejects, The Beatles, The Doors, The Postal Service, The Raconteurs, The Rolling Stones, The Shins, The Who, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Train, Vic Mignogna

TELEVISION:

COLORS:
Black
Red

ZOMG NINJAS!!!:

Sakura Haruno - Me
Sasuke Uchiha - Benji (he actually volunteered!)
Naruto Uzumaki - Wyatt (Wow...)
Kakashi Hatake - Hank (Lofl...He's three years younger than us...)

Ino Yamanaka - Ailsa
Shikamaru Nara -
Choji ... -

Hinata Hyuga - Tori
Shino - Nick P.
Kiba Inuzuki - Turtle (Turner)
Akamaru- TIM!

Tenten - Mackenzie (Macki)
Neji Hyuga - SABO:D
Rock Lee - BUBBLES

Temari - Kathryn
Gaara - Lepe (Heh heh)
Kankurou - Adam (BBAAAADDDEEEYYY)

Tsuchi Kin - Meghan (everyone wants to be a Ninja...)
Shizunni (or something...) - Ellie
Tsunade - Chelsea
Anko Mitarashi - Allie
And...
The Hokage - Mr. Mahoney (my History teacher. Yeah, man.)

VIII. Coming Soon
FMA FICs:
"Ordinary People" (in progress)
AND SEQUEL: "Too Much You're Assuming" (if I manage...)
Naruto FICs:
"I Guess It's True" (in progress...coming along nicely )
And one more nameless fic...Sakura's hard-to-get this time, and with her laying off, Sasuke starts to realize that what they have (or had) was more than just a simple friendship.
And a Danny Phantom fic that probably won't go anywhere.
Meh...It may happen.

Any questions? Anyone... anyone...? Bueller... Bueller...?

Thanks for reading/skimming/acknowlodging my profile!

- 3HEARTS 3-
Morbid Original