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since: 12-13-04, id: 719479, Profile Updated: 08-05-08
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My Name is Jhanelle and I'm from Toronto but I live in Florida... I watch Raw all the time and i never miss it...or i try not to lol. I'm a huge Trish Stratus fan and I love Blue collar Tv. Larry the cable guy is so funny. At the moment I'm seriously into CSI Miami...actually I should really say I'm Obsessed with with it lol its a really great show kinda nasty sometimes but good none the less : )

If anyone wants to talk to me then they can always talk to me on AIM my sn is Rawchick626

Word of warning: if your a back stabber like some of the people that I know then I don’t advise that you I.M me. I have no patience or love for anyone like that. I don’t like to be used nor treated like I’m not worthy of someone’s attention. Anyway I’m just letting it be known that I don’t tolerate that, I have been taken advantage of because of my kindness and I’m tired of it


Favorites WWE Superstars:
-Carlito: I love love LOVE this man and hes adorable as hell, thats why hes at the top and my list that and because "he spits in the face of people who don't want to be cool!" lol sorry another corny moment but I HAD to do it!

-Chris Jericho: he is so funny, every time i see him i'm glued to the tv. he really knows how to cut a promo and make it interesting. he is just so adorable, but what do u expect from the king of bling bling.

-Stone Cold Steve Austin: hes the beer drinking, middle finger stickin S.O.B. hes the texas rattle snake and if u dont play by his rules the ur welcome to get a stone cold stunner for ur troubles. AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!

-Randy Orton: The man is HOT! has an attitude problem but still HOT!if u dont think so then ur obviously blind as hell.

-John Cena: hes the doctor of thuganomics how could you not love him.

-Batista: shakes head to sexy for his own good lol

-HBK Shawn Michaels: hes the stopper you gotta love him.

-Edge: I dont approve of what he and Lita did to matt hardy, but i still like him anyway i just wish they would have gone about the situation differently. i have lost some respect for the both of them though.

-Triple H: ok i dont know why i like him as much as i do but i just cat help it. even though he gets way more air time then anyone in the locker room he really is that damn good, and funny as hell in person. i cracked up when i met him.

-Eddie aka Latino Heat: may he rest in peace. I was really sad when i heard that he had passed on. he was a great entertainer and will truely be missed. No only was he good in the ring but he was just as funny and nice. I wish his family the best through this tough time : (

Favorite Divas:
- Trish Stratus of course shes like the total package Brains, Beauty and Brawn all the way weather shes a Heel or Face shes always delivering Stratusfaction. shes the whole reasonI started watching wrestling in the first place. i'll never turn my back on her no matter what she does, to me she can do no wrong. she really is an A Kickin chick and one hell of a womens wrestler. and its a plus that shes Canadian lol.

-Victoria: didnt like her at first cuz she attacked my favorite diva but she kinda grew on me and now I just love her. andI am so gald that the wwe changed her back to a heel the Pyscho diva is back YAY!

-Stephanie McMahon: ok so i know she really isnt a diva but I like her anyway. Im really happy that she finally made her long awaited return back to tv but i wish she still had her brown hair i liked it better like that.

-Christy: I cant believe the wwe fired her and just when she was getting so good to. I swear if the wwe was looking for someone to be the next Trish Stratus then they just let her go cuz christy was the closest thing to it. Im very disappointed and saddened but this.

-Lita: I like her as a person but at the moment I dont like her cuz of what shes doing to Trish. I hate the way that every thing has to revolve around her. i mean has anyone noticed that before she came back the womens division was doing just fine but then as soon as shes back BAM everything went to hell. and they always book her as fucking superwoman what the hell is that...ok let me stop now because i'm begining to wonder why the hell i put her on my favorite list lol.

Hated Wrestlers:
-Viscera: that big fat, greasy, chicken eating LOSER.he is absolutely PATHETIC. he makes me so sick. how could he crush an innocent little angel such as Trish and be able to live with him self. its not her fault that he couldnt even get the job done and defeat Kane. i cant wait till she comes back and gets sweet, sweet revenge on his fat ass.ugh i just want to fucking cut his balls off for what he did to her (i guess by now u realized just how much i like Trish huh lol). anyway let me not talk about that digusting man anymore before i actually hurt someone.

-JBL: i can not stand this man i hate it when he comes out to do a promo all he does is complain and bitch. and has anyone noticed that hes getting really Fat.

-Kane: i kinda like him now that lita turned on him but its his own fault. shouldnt have messed with Trish. learned the hard way that karmas a biscuit.

-Ric Flair: when is this man gonna retire. hes like freekin 100 years old.

Hated Divas:
-Candice: dont let me get started on her. she is at the top of my list of most hated people right after viscera. every time i see her it just makes make want to strangle the crap out of her. How dare she say that trish is jealous of her cuz she stole her spot light. what spot light? she never had any. I mean what is she really good for...nothing thats what.I cant wait till her contract is over maybe then the wwe will smarten up and get rid of the slut fyi you can tell .

-Maria: shes another one what is this girl really good at. she cant even interview if her life depended on it and shes dumb as rocks. My damn dog is smarter then her. I want her to go as well.

Torrie Wilson: that shit with her and carlito is not cool in anyway, what cuz shes divorcing billy she has to push up on him gag.

-Melina: so she had money to get her boobs done. which by the way are wwwwaaaayyy to big, but she didnt have enough to get her teeth fixed? I just dont get it.

CSI Miami Favoites

Calleigh Duquesne-She the Bullet girl and shes really pretty lol. She knows how to handle her own and I just think shes the coolest.

Eric Delko-Cuban and Russian what more can you ask for lol I just wish that him and Calleigh would just get together on the show already!!

Jake- I dont know why I like him but if he hurts Cal again hes coming off the list lol

Horatio-Even though I wish someone would break his sunglasses gotta love his one liners

Least Favorites:

Natalia-
I cant stand her at all

Ryan-Same as thing just dont like him might grow on be after the Episodes 'Ambush' and 'All In' but not sure lol

Favorite Couples:
Calleigh/Eric(What can I say Im a HipHugger)
Calleigh/Jake (gotta love Cake lol)

Least Favorite Couple:
Calleigh/Horatio(I just dont see it)
Natalia/Eric(They scared the crap out of me with the baby scare)

Favorite Couples:
Trish/Carlito
Trish/Randy
Trish/Jericho
Trish/Batista
Trish/Cena
Trish/Edge
(ok u know what Trish/ and anyone thats cute)
Lita/Edge

Least Favrite couples:
Trish/Viscera - that has to be the ugliest couple ever (excluding Trish of course)
Lita/Kane- i never really liked this pairing, it just didnt look right.
Randy/Stacy- i see them way to much to actually like this pairing
Torrie/Carlito: like I said that shit aint cute

Favortite quotes:

"Just because your knee is messed up doesn't mean your uterus isn't opened for business" -Trish to lita

"Open your Heart just like you opened your legs!"-Trish

"Regal I don't have time for this, I got a bitch to slap"-Trish

"So I don't like green peas but I do like chick peas and I thought since I'm kicking and I like chick peas, I'll call it a chick kick!"-Trish on her dvd

"Im gonna go down there tonight and Im gonna whoop that trick!"-Trish to Carlito about lita

"I know cool, and you're not cool!" - Carlito

"The biggest thing is to just be different and set yourself apart. What makes you stand out, that's what makes people remember you. I don't think there is anyone on Raw who looks like me or acts like me, and that's why I'm remembered" - Carlito

CSI MIAMI Quotes

1.15 Dead Woman Walking

(after Delko is checked for radiation exposure)
Delko: "The guy said my exposure was equal to what a pilot gets on a flight to Paris."
Calleigh: "Well, next time, take the trip to Paris. It'll be easier on all of us."

(season 6 episode 10 "CSI:My Nanny")

Calleigh: Can you imagine raising a family without any help? I mean, you know, given the hours we work.
Eric: Yeah, I could, definitely.
Calleigh: Really?
Eric: Yeah. Why, you don't think I'd be a good dad?
Calleigh: No, I think you'd be a great dad. I just never heard you mention having children before.
Eric: Well, maybe when I find the… the right girl.

--Horatio Caine and Calleigh Duquesne (Kill Zone)

Horatio:"So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?"
Calleigh:"Hot flashes. But that's just me."

--Calleigh, Eric and Tim (Hurricane Anthony)

Calleigh Duquesne: Quickly walking through the break room Hi guys, bye guys.
Eric Delko: Stopping her Hey, Calleigh, I heard you busted the stereo man.
Calleigh Duquesne: Hey, I heard you found out who the car crash victim really is.
Tim Speedle: Yup, he was a bad guy.
Calleigh Duquesne: You know, maybe not all bad.
Tim Speedle: I think the mob would disagree about 1.5 million times.
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.
Eric Delko: Smiling Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
Calleigh Duquesne: Smiling They do alleviate global warming.
She leaves
Tim Speedle: to Eric She's way too cheerful.

-- Hank Kerner and Calleigh Duquesne (Body Count)

Hank: "This ain't over, bitch. I'll be seeing you."
Calleigh: "Well, you know what the thing is, Hank? It doesn't really matter if you do because, even if you get rid of me, someone will step in my place. And, if you silence me, the evidence has its own voice, and it keeps saying, over and over-- you. You and your bullets. You know what? And, by the way, where you're going ... I think you're going to be the bitch."

Eric: Calleigh, I wanted to thank you. For taking care of that girl today.
Calleigh: It's no problem. You would have done the same thing for me.
Eric: Yeah. It's just that, uh... you've helped me out a lot this year.
Calleigh: Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me.
(Calleigh kisses Eric on the cheek)

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1. To Be Mine » reviews
Randy is in love with Trish but she hates Evolution can he convince her that he’s not the bad guy she thinks he is or is all hope lost?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 2-24-05
2. Pain Redefined reviews
John feels broken from his loss after the Elimination Chamber match to Edge and nothing seems to being going his way. Can someone help him cope with his pain?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-14-06 - Complete
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