| FrustratedPhoenix2006 |
Author has written 23 stories for Inuyasha, Samurai Champloo, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Naruto. Hello! Since my life is excruciatingly boring and I have no desire to underwhelm anyone I shall skip the description of my pathetic existence and go straight to my fanfic updates. What, you say? You demand a biography? Oh, very well; but remember, I did warn you. Biography: I am a 21-year-old lingerie model with a degree in Anthropology and Archaeology. When I'm not volunteering at homeless shelters in the locations where my photo shoots or anthropological digs are currently scheduled I am singing to the elderly in nursing homes. Hobbies: sword swallowing, yoga, X-treme sports, tantric sex. Turn-0ns: yaoi FanFiction, foot rubs, bubble bath orgies. Turn-offs: jocks, bad breath, animal haters. DISCLAIMER: The author does not take responsibility for gullible readers who wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit them on the nose. | |||||||
1. Tempest reviewsCaught in a downpour with Hinata and worried she's ill, Naruto offers her shelter at his nearby apartment. Rated M for innuendo.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-6-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U.2. Pudding's Bad Day reviewsPudding has a really, really bad day.Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-07 - Pudding F. & Tart - Complete3. Surprise Attack reviewsLettuce disarms Pie with an unorthodox weapon.Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-6-07 - Lettuce M. & Pie4. Hurt » reviewsMugen and Fuu hurt each other's feelings and potentially damage their budding relationship. MugenFuuSamurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 1-9-065. Home Cooking reviewsKouga tastes Ramen for the first time.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-17-06 - Kouga & Kagome - Complete6. Turnabout reviewsAyame vents her anger.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-28-06 - Ayame & Inuyasha - Complete7. Let Sleeping Canines Lie reviewsKagome does something daring while Kouga and Inu Yasha sleep.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-21-06 - Kouga & Inuyasha - Complete8. Dream Girl » reviewsKouga has a series of erotic dreams and nightmares as his subconscious tries to relieve his pentup frustration. Rating will fluctuate.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-4-06 - Kouga & Kagome9. Sake » reviewsMugen must deal with a drunken Fuu.Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 1-31-06 - Published: 1-21-0610. Dirty Girl reviewsKouga and InuYasha accidentally knock Kagome into a mud hole. Oneshot, Comedy, KInuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-27-05 - Inuyasha & Kouga - Complete11. Unknown Terror: a Kouga drabble reviewsKouga wakes from a peaceful slumber to unexpected terror.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-31-05 - Kouga - Complete12. Damn Cheeky » reviewsMiroku's cursed hand fondles Kouga's bottom. YaoiInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 5-7-05 - Kouga & Miroku13. Snow Angel reviewsKouga and Kagome play in the snow.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-26-04 - Kouga & Kagome - Complete14. Friends reviewsDuring another aggravating visit from Kouga, Miroku realizes how much he values Inu Yasha as a friend.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-18-04 - Miroku & Inuyasha - Complete15. Harsh Truths reviewsWhile tending Kouga's wounds, Kagome discovers the brutal truth about Inu Yasha's true feelings.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 12-18-04 - Kouga & Kagome - Complete16. Shippo's Hero reviewsShippo playacts as his favorite hero.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-18-04 - Shippo & Inuyasha - Complete17. Realization reviewsSango has an epiphany concerning a certain lecherous monk.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-04 - Miroku & Sango - Complete18. The Last Act of a Desperate Monk » reviewsWhile thinking hentai thoughts, Miroku isn't watching where he's walking and bumps into Kagura the Wind Sorceress. Facing imminent death, what will be this hentai houshi's last act in life?Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-18-04 - Miroku & Kagura - Complete19. Rude Awakening reviewsJaken has difficulty waking Lord Sesshoumaru's twoheaded dragon. Revised--attempted to correct tab and spacing errors.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-04 - Complete20. Turning the Other Cheek » reviewsTired of being groped by Miroku, Sango enlists Kagome's aid in teaching the perverted monk a lesson.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-18-04 - Miroku & Sango21. Battle of Wits reviewsHoping to impress Kagome, Kouga agrees to babysit Shippo for a few days. Not wanting to gain Kouga as a surrogate father, Shippo plots several devious tricks. Let the games begin.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-18-04 - Kouga & Shippo22. With Friends Like These » reviewsKouga and Inu Yasha have finally pushed Kagome over the edge with their constant fighting. The furious miko wants nothing more to do with either canine demon. It's up to their closest friends to persuade her to forgive them. With friends like these, whInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-18-04 - Kouga & Inuyasha23. A Pup and a Cub » reviewsKaede is accidentally injured during yet another battle between Kouga and Inu Yasha. Azarni, a visiting miko and good friend of Kaede's, transforms Kouga and Inu Yasha into children as punishment for their brash actions.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 12-18-04 - Kouga & Inuyasha