Alright, a word from me. On YukaiChick's account, you will notice that she mentions her hanyo friend having a clique being the reason she hates them. As far as I know that hanyo friend is me, because I already called being the hanyo of our group. I don't know why my clique sucks (Because I call it the group of weirdoes I hang with) but whatev. Still hard to believe you have an account here, Amy. But kuddos either way.
Ga-roo-vy!
In case anyone was wondering (Ha! Yeah right) My computer can't transfer stories from word to fanfic. As soon as I can get someone to post them for me or I can convince my mom to get me to the library every week (And not mention fanfic. Honestly, she has no idea about this site. Joke on her!) I will post something on here. It will probably suck, but whatever. I write fanfics for:
Inuyasha
Danny Phantom
Code Lyoko
Invader Zim
JTHM
Demon Diary
Daughters of the Moon
Sons of the Dark
Which means that it will most likely be from one of these categories. So, in short, I will be posting as soon as I can get someone to post for me.
Bye Bye
I DEFEATED SEPHIROTH!
He was such a pain in the ASS! But after six months, I finally did it! (Does jig) My parents thought I got hurt because I screamed so loud. But I know no one really cares about that, I just like to brag once and a while. (Cause only me and two other friends understand who Sephiroth is and why this is such a big accomplishment for me...)
Okay, so you all should know this following paragraph by now...but read the one above it!
DANNY PHANTOM AND SAM MANSON HAVE FINALLY KISSED AND HOOKED UP!!
I feel like a complete loser right now. you see, both me and my best friend cried last night after the movie, Phantom Planet. OMG Its sort of bittersweet, though. 1. They're together YAY
2. This is most likely the end of Danny Phantom.
BTW. If any one's seen the episode with Nocturne, Danny and Sam's dreams were premonitions. Everyone new Danny's secret and he and sam are b/f and g/f
If you haven't seen phantom planet, I'm sorry for spoiling the ending. But I just HAD to announce it to the world. DANNY PHANTOM AND SAM MANSON ARE FINALLY TOGETHER?A COUPLE!! Dlbn
PS. Thank you for reading my rant, if you did, and not killing me. _
Hi, as you poor unfortunate soul could have guessed, I'm Dlbn!I'm not insane, but most of my reviews may make me seem that way...scratch that...I'm crazy when I review, AND when I'm with friends!I like Invader Zim and basicly anything by Jhonen Vasquez.He's cool. I like alot of things.I have two dogs.One is a poodle and the other is a chiuuah(Sp) y'know, the taco bell dog.I like IZ and TeenTitans(Zim and Raven are the best!)My favorite comic book is JTHM(Jhonny the homicidal Maniac).One of my friends is also a writer of fanfiction.net.I have a few friends.One is supposedly gay, two are goth, one is a bigmouth, one is just plain annoying, and some are cool.Thanks!
Anyway...Please keep comming back here.I update with new funny quotes almost every day. Also, if anyone knows who wrote Almighty Tallest...Blue? and Knowing your future,Please find a way to let me know because I can't find it on the search button. Thanx!
This is a quiz I stole from a friend named Jasmine.How very nice of me.
1. First name?Krystal
2. Were you named after anyone? nope
3. Do you wish on stars? Mabey.What's it to you?
4. When did you last cry?4 years ago, no I'm NOT kidding
5. Do you like your handwriting?shure.If I really care at the moment when I'm writing.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat?Chicken
7. When is your birthday?November1990(There's no chance in hell that I'm tellling you the date, so don't wait up!)
8.What is your most embarrassing moment?When my friend was asked what creature humans were alive with he said 'Dinosaurs.' I felt so embarased for him.(Looks like SOMEONE watches too many cartoons)
9. If you were another person would you be friends with you? No, No I wouldn't.Most people that I see are afraid of me.Yay!
10. Do you have a journal? yes but it hasn't been used for a long time.
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? of course I do.And that wasn't sarcasam, mind you.
12. Would you bungee jump? Nope.Too afraid of heights and the cable snapping to make a Dlbn pancake.
13. What is your favorite cereal? I don't eat this cereal you speak of...wait...yes I do! Strawberry Delight Shredded Wheat
14. Do you untie your shoe laces to take them off? not if I'm wearing sneakers. If I'm wearing boots then yes.
15. Do you think that you are strong?Depends.Stronger then Amy, but not stronger then...uh...Ariel and Katie?(Dunno, I had to make up one of my friends. _)
16. Shoe Size? None of your buisness.
17. Red or pink?Red.Blood red if you have it.
18.What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Um...nothing that I know of.
19. Who do you miss the most?my sanity
20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?No.I don't really give a shit.
21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?Why do you need to know this?Most likely black.Wait.let me check...yea black.
22. Last thing you ate?Atomic Fireball
23. What are you listening to right now? The noises my key board makes when I'm typing in the awnsers and my mom watching Dr. phil
24. If you were a crayon what color would you be?Blood red.
25. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?Amy, obvoiusly.
26. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?The fact that they're normaly the ones doing stupid crap in the hallways at school.
27. Do you like the person who sent this to you? yea...I guess...as a friend for all you perverted people out there.
28. Favorite Drink?Gatorade x-factor, strawberry mixed with lemon-lime
29. Favorite Sport?Baseball.
30. Hair Color? Redish burgundy
31. Do you wear contacts? Nope.I have glasses though.I mean, what's the big deal about glasses?Just slip um on and then you go!Not like contacts where you have to waste your time opening your eye and risking poking it out.
32. Favorite Food?Anything that didn't come from the school cafateria and the school LOTE fest.it's always hard as a rock.
33. Last Movie You Watched?Krunk's new groove.If any of you laugh, I know where you live and will come to rain misery down up on your pizza stealing hearts.
34. Favorite Day Of The Year?Last day of school
35. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?Scary movies.Happy endings make me want to puke.
36. Summer or winter? Summer.There's no school so I can sleep in and go swimming and junk.
37. Hugs or Kisses?Neither.I hate hugs and watching the people in my school make out in the hallways, for girls it's normaly with a different man every time I see them, every five minutes makes kissing seems...blegh.You don't know who the guy kissed before you!It could be (Insert name of someone you really hate right here)
38. Favorite Dessert? chocolate cake and cinimon cake.
39. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?No one.I didn't send this out, I just kept it for myself.Selfish little Bitch that I am!
40. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? (See question above)
41. What books are you reading?Sons of the Dark, Daughters of the Moon, cut, The Alex Rider series, The Rave Master comic Book Series.(I already finished the first two things on this list.They were great.I recomend the Daughters series to girls and the Sons series to guys.They rock!)
42. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Food and a computer mouse ready to pounce on it and eat the food at any second.
43. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?Alien Vapires:Chupacabra and Did the Aliens build the Pyramids.Oh!And animal cops Detroit.I hate people who hurt animals.I flip them off sometimes on the tv when my parensts aren't looking.
44. Favorite Smells?Cinimon cake!(This food will appear alot on my bio)
45. Favorite Sounds?The final bell at school.
46. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Neither.I don't like listening to a bunch of old or dead guys sing.
47. What's the furthest you've been from home?Conneticut, Boston, Pensylvania...I don't know which one is farther away from home.And I'm NOT telling you where that home is, so don't get any ideas!
If you ever want to look me up elsewhere(Yea right)Here are some places to find me:
Neopets-dlbn16(Click on the hompage link to save time)This was my friend's fault
Fandomination.net-Dlbn
My yearbook.com-Krystal Dlbn
I know everyone does this, but here are some quotes that I love!
For refrence:
Heavenleighcasteelthe2nd is not only my friend but a Fan fic writer here.She's really good!
Gregsgrul is Alyssa
SammyPhantom is Sammy
Aim-is also called Amy at times. Oh yeah...she's also YukaiChick. Read her story Blood Ties if you want.
Wow...I realized that i haven't updated this in a while...
DRRR: Do it, rinse, relax, repeat. yes, this is as sexual as you think it is...
Ryan: Hey, Krystal. How do you pronounce your middle name?
Me: That's not my middle name, it's my pen name.
Joe: Oh...How do you pronouce it, though?
Me: You just say the letters. D-l-b-n.
Ryan: Oh, like some sort of JFK thing?
Me: Uh...yeah?
Ryan: Cool
I took the ACT and I got a pretty good score. If you saw my scores on the SAT, you'd wonder how I'm able to open a door.-Teacher.
(Looking at the guy coming down the road) Is that a girl?-Ten year old nephew.
No, that's a dude.-Me.
Really? I thought it was a girl.-Ten year old nephew.
Yeah, you never can tell, can you?-Me
“Sometimes I think, Does it really matter what people or students say on these surveys? I mean come on. But the things I wish was different is something people can’t change. But it’s something that one has to understand that no matter where you go or what you do there will always be that person you really can’t stand…What I’m trying to get at as that the thing I want to change is all the close-minded people that can’t accept others who choose a different path than what they do…"
Student who took a student test on what we like about our school.
I agree! Ture dat!
What are you thinking right now?-Judge millian.
I don't know right now.-Defendant. (Female)
Why did you get divorced?-Judge Millian.
That's coming up next.-Defendant (woman)
Voldemort did it!-me.
I am going to rebel! By doing this. (Places hand on Amy's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book)-Me.
(My parents are religious nut bags that think HP is evil. Ha, what a joke! I read like, two chapters and the ending in her car the other day. _. No, they don't know I go on this site. If they did, i might be never allowed online again, and that would be sad...)
Li grinned and put an arm around Dib's shoulders. "It is common sense, isn't it? It seems to be something females lack, right, Dib?"
Dib moved out from under Li's arm. "Yeah, it sure seems that way…even on other planets," he muttered.-Li and Dib in Come What May by ArmandLeg
(Dude, I'm a girl, and even I agree.)
"Just what is up with Hooban females and gay Irkens? I'll never figure it out…" Li muttered to himself, receiving a rather nasty look from Jordine. "Oh, sorry…Kor wasn't gay, probably the only one, too…"-Li in Come What May by Armandleg
"I can see up his skirt!" Wolf commented idly.-Wolf in Life is just a game by Keri12376
"Yeah and maybe Zim will love humanity and become a hippie!"
"Okay, now THAT'S a scary mental image. Wow, guess who's gonna have nightmares for a week?"-Miz and somone in Life is just a game by Keri12376
That's a myth! Like North Dakota!-Kid.
Shut up or I will use my Spidey powers on you!-Sarah.
Then I'll use my follower powers on you.-Me.
What if I'm a member of the inner circle and I never told you?-Sarah.
Then i'm screwed.-Me.
Oh, what now, bitch?-Sarah.
At my lunch table, you're either bi, lesbian, gay, or a goth.-Me.
What are you? Confused?-Amanda.
Goth.-Me.
No, you're confused.-Amanda.
No, I'm among the minority: straight!-Me.
Wait a minute!...There's a time limit?-Kid in Film/vid
Ladies first-Chris
Thank you.-Me (muttering)
He meant me.-Kim.
Fuck you!-Me.
Maybe later.-Kim
Will Zim and Dib help or just go screw themselves?
Summary for Paintbrushes by Invader Anita
“Love? We know of love, a male irken seeks a female irken and they spadonk and whompagnoo eachother until a little smeet is born."-Zenchi in Milia Legionis:Zench and Aura by Ambient Okubuki
I can't breathe over here!-Nate while being hugged by Martha
Aw how sweet.Sweet like a tumor.-Zim in DADR fic by Keri12376
I think the sink's broken too!-Blonde angel
Uh...that's the freezer.-brunet Angel
You can pause, fast-foreward, and rewind.just like a piece of yarn!-Guy on channel 1081
there's no such thing as love. Love is pain's mask, you know. Love ain't real, kid. It’s all an illusion. Its cute how, when you're young, you think you're in love; but you're not. You never are.-Iron in Iron Fist by Keri12376
I am bender!Please insert beer!-Bender, Futurama
It had better be here by 12 or I'm calling her and telling her to get her ass moving!-Kendra
"I didn't lose it" Beastboy exclaimed waving his arms about as he turned to her. He stopped and smiled sheepishly "I just...don't know where it is"
Moving on by Toxic-dreamer2
"Uh, well, we were talking," Beastboy answered with a nervous shrug "Besides, it's cold now."
"It's a salad and a piece of cake," Raven stated dryly "It's suppose to be cold."
Moving on by Toxic-dreamer 2
Zim jumped up glaring angrily at Dib "you know nothing you speak of" he said "your people are nothing but mindless idiots...wandering around this world without purpose...there is no order or structure on this planet...it disgusts me"
Dib glared back at him but straightened his posture "I liked you better when your pak wasn't working"
When it's cold by Toxic-dreamer-2
The following is a conversation about Repunzel and what we would have her do if we wrote the book:
I'd have Repunzel kick the Prince and run.-Amy
I'd have Repunzel kill herself.-Me
(Amy leaves down the other hallway)You know what I'd have her do?I'd have her chop off her hair, pin the rest into a parachute shape and parachute out the window.-Katie
Then kill herself!-Me
Why would she kill herself?Other then the pink dress part.(Refering to when Amy said what Repunzel looked like)-Katie
That's why.Of course, she could use that as a parachute and leave the hair.-Me
True.-Katie
But then her hair would get in the way and slow her down, you know?-Me
Yea.-Katie
This is a really random conversation.-Me
I know.You should put it in your bio.-Katie
I will.-Me
Good.-Katie
(Katie continues walking and I go into my next class)
Me-Tell me something we don't know.
Amy-Uh...my belly button has lint in it.
Katie-She said tell me something we DON'T know not something we didn't NEED to know.
What is that?-Katie
Piece of lettuce.-Amy
Not that(point to lettuce in Amy's hand.)That!(Point to the thing on the table, to this day we have no idea what it was)-Me/Katie
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
women: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
".Your room is a mess Tsp. I would have expected it from someone stemming from my end of the academy, but yours? Never. I would have thought a scholar like you would be..would be..ah.exceptionally.um.clean-like!"
"Immaculate.?" Purple offered softly
Red and Purple in Black and Blue by Irken pop Tart
Because he was the Atrox and atroxes didn’t have fun. They did atroxy things… like paperwork, while their followers were out partying, eating taffy apples, and attracting scores of bitches.-The Bad Guys by Obsidian Angel 6
“But it’s Tymmie’s birthday!” The oldest ran his fingers through a discouraged Tymmie’s hair. “Tymmie always eats hot dogs for his birthday. It’s tradition”.-Karyl
“Why does he need a birthday anyway? He’s not even alive anymore!”-Atrox
Same story/author as above
“I brought them to the party!” Tymmie pointed to the blonde one who was drunk and stumbling across the dance floor laughing incessantly.
“WHERE’S THE OTHER ONE?”
“Under the table” He pointed towards a large black banquet table that was whispering quietly. Wait a minute… The Atrox blasted he table into oblivion to reveal Serena and-
“STANTON?” he bellowed. “What are you doing?”
A peeved Stanton looked up from Serena and crossed his arms. “I don’t know. Minding my own business?”
The Atrox gasped. “HOW DARE YOU TAKE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME!”
“You don’t control my life!”
“I own you, young man!”
“But I love her!”
“GAH!” The Atrox booed and hissed. “Go to your evil lair and think about what you just said!”
“No!” Stanton stood. “I’m not listening to you anymore”.
“You have to!” the Atrox reminded him. “You’re the prince of night!”
“Well, maybe I don’t want to be the Prince of Night anymore!”
“No?” The Atrox swallowed hard. “Why not?”
“I…” Stanton gulped as if he’d been struggling with this for a long time. “I wannabeafumetaacema!”
“A what?” The now fully attentive crowd leaned in.
“I WANT TO BE A FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!”
The Atrox blinked. “You can’t be a full metal alchemist”.
Stanton blinked back. “And why not?”
“Because they don’t exist!”
“YOU SEE?” Stanton cried. “You don’t believe in me! You’ve never believed in me!”
“Sta-”
“I HATE YOU!”
Atrox and Stanton same story/author as above
And Dwicky was enjoying it, too...he brought his hand up from Dib's leg to rest it against Dib's cheek as they pleasantly exchanged affection and saliva.-Suprise Visitor by animeninjaNIPPOON
"Of course he's an alien!" Dib retorted. "Why don't people see it? I mean, he's green! And he doesn't eat! And he calls us humans 'Earth-monkeys'!"
"Well, I had a college friend with a sister like that," -Dib and Dwicky in Suprise visitor by animeninjaNIPPOON
"I had orders, Zim had orders, and you were screwed up to begin with."Gaz, In the end by Raven Evil Weasle Mistress
"She's freakin' insane," the Tallest Red interrupted. The Tallest Purple cast his companion a glance, then sighed and shook his head.
"She has issues,"
"I have issues!" GIR cried.
"... Yes, you do,"
Red, Purple, and Gir in Fabulously Happy by Moku
Besides me really biting remarks about how incredibly gross that was and that if they were going to fuck they could damn well do it upstairs in the bedroom... not in the livingroom...-Finale by Marie
The four just stood there, staring in disbelief. GIR on the other hand, ran into the kitchen screaming. “SEX IS GOOD FOR MASTAH!”-New World, New rules by tapanqwa.
So then we'd all jump for joy and sing happy songs(Or something like that)-Katie
(With a look of pure horror)NEVER!NEVER!-Dlbn
“I know. But Dib.” She patted the boy on the top of the head as if he was her son. “Get out of the closet, it’s a very uncomfortable place. I know, I’ve been there.”-Deb, New World, new rules by Tapanqwa
I told her what you said and she called you a bitch.-Matt
So, their necks are long?-Mike.
Now, I'm standing next to Nick.-Spanish teacher.
Ha ha!-Mike
Don't laugh, Mike.I just had to get away from you.-teacher.
I'm supposed to take that away, but I'm in a good mood and I think your ring tone is cool, you can have it.-Teacher.
It's because we're queer?-Mike
Is Steve a virgin?-Sercolom
No.-Ariel
Group:Ew!
(The group was me, Sercolom, Brigette, Nicole, and Alyson)
Mrs.C:Matt, shut up.
Mrs.C:...And teachers are highly underpaid, by the way...
Everyone thinks to save energy we have to be some granola eating tree huggin hippies.-Leanardo DiCaprio
That looks like one of those monkeys you pull out of the barrel.(Refering to my teacher's person drawing)-Nick
That looks like my mom!-Nick
Well, now we know where you get your good looks from.-Chris
You don't want to know.-Katie
Was that an invitation?-Katie
Fuck Rev. MEAT - fuck his theories on material shit like FEELING. Friends always betrayed... When they didn't, they were only there as vices, as tired attempts to fill such meaningless voids. The doughboys said they were Nny's friends, but they lied. NailBunny said it was Nny's friend, but it stopped talking. Edgar had been Nny's friend, and he was gone... All of them were gone.-Distant Proximity by animeninjaNIPOON
Ari: Hi there, my names Ari, may I stand here?
Guard playing go fish: Yeah, sure.
Ari: I like flesh eating weasels. And I like to put turkeys in chains.
Guard 2: What are you crazy?
Ari: Crazy? I was crazy once.. they put me in a hospital. I died there. Then they put me in a box, I loved that box, until the ants came, they drove me crazy.
Guard 1: yep you are crazy. ( The other guards having heard this story smacked their heads as it goes on and on and on..)
Ari: Crazy? I was crazy once…
Dyings not bad.I've done it...twice.-Claudia
What's saturday?(Asking about the date)-Me
The day after Friday and before Sunday.-Katie
You're enoying!-Amy
Hall Monitor!(This is an inside joke.You see, someone at school, a cheerleader, got beaten up by a goth girl.In one of the articles about it in the paper, the victim's parents ask where the hallmonitors were, and we're all like:We have those?or What are those?)
Fracas!(In the same story as above, but in a different article, instead of calling it a brawl it was called a fracas.)
Mrs.C(To student):Nobody cares what you did.
Mrs.C:Your friends are smoking and are trying to get you to smoke, too.What do you do?(Reading off a paper with situations for the different Chinease philosophies.We had our own philosophy and had to decide what we would do in a situation based on that philospophy's belief)
Nick:(Attempting to be ghetto)Bust their chops.
Mrs.C:Thank you...ghetto boy.
And there goes Steve.Our school's psychotic little lawn gnome!-Me
Nice.-Ariel
What are you going to do to me?-Aim
You don't want to know.-Katie
There ya go!-Aunt
I'm going to the Boston measume of science on friday to see the star Wars expo!-Me
Opsessed nerd much?-Ariel.
(Dib and Gretchen, not Dib and Gaz.Living in Georgia, I see enough incest.)Summary for a story who's name and author I can't remember
“Master and Dibby are getting all smoochy. I don’t like seeing them get all smoochy, ‘cause smoochy leads to touchy and touchy leads to naughty things. Then they throw of their clothes and start to wrestle. Then master starts to yell things and--”
Gir in Hybrid by Tapwanga
He nodded curtly. “Just keep your ‘Red’ on a leash or something.”Sanctuary Earth by Tapwanqa
Purple rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “I went over to apologize for how extremely rude you are.”
The crimson leader looked back up. “You went to apologize? You went to apologize to Zim?” he paused, then added with an after thought, “youapologize?”
“Yes, I did!”
“waitwaitwait, justaminute!” Red stood up, not liking the feeling of being shorter than Purple. “I didn’t know you knew the meaning of that word, number one. And two, why Zim?”
-Sanctuary Earth by Tapwanqwa
You put a lot of time into this, didn't you?-Dib
Naw, I just went and pulled all that out of my ass-Red
Sanctuary Earth by Tapwanqwa
“I’m sooo sorry. I know I’m a sexy beast, but I do not swing that way. I’m the valar’s gift to WOMEN, not MEN.” -Aragorn in Truth or dare by Heaven Leigh Casteel the 2nd
“Dude… you have serious issues.”-Clerk
“Yes… Yes, I do,” -Zim
Zim and a clerk in boom boom DOOM!
You will all go out in the forest and get lost or something.-Purple
While we watch you all get torn limb from limb!-Red
The Tallests in Irken survivor
Alyssa:You're me!
Me:We don't NEED another one of you!On second thought, you leave too!
(Looking at lunch tray way after Kendra ate something.)Me:Kendra, when did you eat my tator tots?
Me:You know, just because your friend's parents are publishers, it doesn't mean your books will get published.They have to read them first, they're not going to publish you just because you're friends with their daughter.
Kendra:Yea, they have to be good!
Lauren:Is she having another bitch fit?
Mr. Clark:we live in the north.Think why we wouldn't name one of our constelations a penguin.Where do penguins live?
Marissa:In the Zoo!
A good friend told me that if it wasn't for electricity, we'd all be watching t.v. by candel light.-Heavenleighcasteelthe2nd
“Sesticine is a hormone that regulates emotions and moods. The spike in this hormone indicates that Zim is going to get really bitchy.” The computer cleared its throat. “I mean, uh, he’s going to be emotionally unstable.”
Zim's computer in:Some kind of crazy love potion, by Flying Metal Child
(After Lauren punches Chris in the chest)Mr.A:Lauren, as much as Chris probably deserved that, you can't do it.
"Paying attention to my hair does not make me gay. Paying attention to your hair, that would make me gay."-draco in My friend's(Heavenleighcasteelthe2nd)Friend's story.
"Are you... REALLY... the Tallest?" the Irken asked. A cry of outrage caused the child to shiver, as if he had said something blasphemous. Orange, however, simply grinned and kneeled down. "Indeed I am," he winked, patting the Irken on the head. The small Irken seemed about to faint at such an honor. "Who else would have to bend over to walk through a door?" -Orange and a kid in Tensions by Moku
From Heavenleighcasteelthe2nd's bio quiz:
4. Which finger is your favorite? Depends. I really like my middle finger, because it's just so useful when you're slightly antisocial (like me!)
17. Are you trendy? is living in black, wearing too much black eyeshadow, and listening to sixty year old, three hundred pound rockstars trendy? No. but that's ok.
18. How do you release anger? nasty grin you don't want to know...
20.Do you trust others easily?No, not really.If they help me hide the bodies, then they're trustworthy.
29)What are your nicknames?deep breath.Straight jackets is me, jesus rox my sox, Kzezerz, Thalia, Nina, cheese puffs, Elodie, Apollos mine gurl, and finaly, Hey you-you with the knife!Move it!AHHHH!Nononononononononononononoaaaaa!
60.Scary movies or happy endings?There is no such thing as a happy ending.
63.Relationships, or one night stands?Just a sec-I'll go find out...
Eric:HEY little squzzly!You look sadder that me!
Zim:It's this job, I hate it!And I can't leave, or the security system will make me explode!
Alien kid:He's gonna splode momma!
Zim:That horrible kid.
Zim, Eric, and the annoying alien kid in Frycook from all that space.
Shadow Pig:I am the shadow hog!What do you want from me child who conjured me and child who is BLESSED with pig senses?
Dib:Um...shadow pig?My sister doesn't want your curse anymore.
Shadow pig:The most blessed of gifts you call a cure?You insult me.YOU said your sister really
Dib:Was a special, lovely person.Yes, yes.But we're in a bit of a hurry see...
Shadow Pig:Did you conjur a big head demon to give you a big head?Man, that's a really big head.
Dib:No I didn't, it's this way on its own!
Dib and the shadow pig in Gaz, taster of pork
Zim:Ruined?I blew up more than any other invader.
Red:You BLEW UP all the other Invaders.
Zim(Laughs)
Zim and Red in The frycook what came from all that space
Go to hell!-Raven
I was already there when I was friends with you.-Todd
In science, we were talking about how the President and those people are in rome because of the pope.
Marissa:Wait!That means that people can just waltz right in the U.S. and do stuff.We have no security!
Mr. C:Yes, we're gonna get invaded by the aliens.
Marissa:There's no such thing as aliens.
Kid:Marissa, have you ever herd of illegal aliens?
Anotherkid:Yea, we're going to be invaded by the Canadians!(Rolls eyes)
When we went out, a plane flew overhead.
Kid:Hey, Marissa!There they are now!
Marissa:OMG!
Me:Wait!You were supposed to stop here and pick her up!
Chris:And never come back!
Nick:All she said was:I'm comming Roger.
Tara:You know how wrong that sounds?
Mrs. C:Do you want morning detention with me?
Nick:I'll bring the donuts!
Mr.C:What is the capital of Egypt?
Marissa:Jamaca!
Mr.C:She makes a big deal out of everything, except homework.
Roger:I actually did better on this test then the other ones.
Mr S.:Why?
Roger:Because I remembered alot of stuff from last week.
Mr.S.:Or is it because you remembered it from when you were in eight grade LAST year?
Roger:Not cool Mr S, not cool.
Mr.S's eigth period, eigth grade class of S.S.
Roger:You know, this chart didn't help LAST year.
The same roger as above
Zim:So, should I start or let you take that fucking stick out of your ass so I can beat you with it?
Dead Screams by Niko
Nye:Fucking shit!Wha...what the fuck are you?
Zim:I am revenge.
Dead screams by Niko
And while all the world screamed to prove that they were still alive, Zim and Dib laughed.
Last sentence-Dead Screams by Niko
“Zim’s an alien.”
“What?” Jax pulled back, his eyes wide with shock. “Really? He doesn’t look Mexican.”
Dead screams by Niko
Zim:Try opening your mouth and moving your tongue around, human.It helps to form words.
Dead Screams by Niko.
"Such a big fucking deal. I ain't your fucking butler, Max!"
The said party-er raised his hand in the air, his middle finger raised as he ground into a petite blonde on the dance floor.
Dead Screams by Niko
Jax:You're thinking about it aren't you?
Dib:Thinking about what?
Jax:Sex with Zim.
Dib:No!
Jax:You are now.
Dib:Some friend you are.
Dead screams by Niko.
Zim:Good question...but I don't CARE!
The Halloween special of Invader Zim
'you have problems Red. Major ass problems."
Purple in One in a million by Takker
Kendra:Is there supposed to be pieces of corn in cornbread?
Me/Alyssa:No!
Kendra(Waits for a few seconds):I'm going to sue PriceChopper!
Me, Kendra, and Alyssa at our lunch table.
Kurt:(To Mystique)What do you want...mother?
Kurt Wagner, X-men evolution
Have you ever tried...not being a mutant?-Bobby's mother in X2
Matt:You spelt it wrong!
Mrt. C:Spelt?That's not a word, it's spelled.Who uses the word spelt?
Zach/Matt:Me!
(Mr.C goes and looks it up durring the middle of Gus's booktalk)
Mr C's eigth grade, ninth period English class.We are very funny.
I pity them.I pity them because most people will never believe what they can't see with their own two eyes.-Kurt
I gave up on pity a long time ago.-Storm
Such a beautiful creature like you should not worry asbout pity.-Kurt, X2
ME:We should make a tape of the dumbest things our team says.
Mr.S:I don't think anyone has enough tape.
After a very pathetic S.S class.
Mr.C(To marissa):You are right, that is absolutely right.
(Long period of silence follows)
Kid:Woa.
(this is more of a scene, but.Ok.)
Aaron runs out the door that leads into the court yard.
Kid:He's gonna get locked out
Aaron runs back to the door and whams his head onto it.He then goes to get our attention in the window.Ryan gets up and goes to the window.He pulls the blinds down.
Marissa:You know what?Nobody cares.
Mr. S:Marissa, you say alot of stuff that no one cares about.So let's let Roger say what he has to say.
Me:So, I was writing a Zim story and Chris showed me the story he had started in study hall.It was about a guy who fell into a mess of muddy, dirty, stinky street fluids...AKA:A puddle.
Me In lunch with, Kendra, and Alyssa.
Kendra:Damn you!Damn you all!
Another scene!
aaron runs out into the hall and up the staircase.He comes back with a broom and pretends to hit the teacher with it.We laugh and she looks at Aaron.He hides it behind his back for a second...then throws it.We laugh harder.then he runs to it, picks it up and pretends to stab her with it.
Teacher:Aaron, put that away.
Aaron:Fine, but you'll have your day!I'll get you,my pretty,and your little dog, too!
He gets on the broom and flies off like a witch.
One day, when the girls were gossiping in homeroom about Kyle and whoever, Chris is talking with them.I am the only girl not talking, and no boys care...well, except Chris.
Me:Chris, I always knew you were a girl, but this is a bit much, don't you think?
Chris is braiding my friend Sam's hair.Steve comes over.
Steve:Ok, now you can NOT tell me that this guy isn't gay.
Sam:He's not...
Steve:HE'S BRAIDING YOUR HAIR!
Haru:Why do all the bad guys I fight have to have serious mental problems?
Haru from Rave Master, I can't remember the name of the episode
“You came in here, yelling and forcing innocent people to do your will, without even being able to pack deadly force?” An edge came to Nny’s voice. “You sicken me. And it takes A LOT to sicken ME.”-
Nny in Jhonny...saves the day? By Gaz almighty.
The jock somehow gathered up what little dignity he had left, and answered honestly. He looked Johnny in the eyes, with a tired, half-lidded gaze. “I think you’re a freak who finds joy in the pain of others.”
Instead of becoming angry, like the jock thought, Nny’s grin widened. He slid the knife out from under the jock’s chin, just barely nicking the skin at the edge. “Then we are alike, you and I.”-
Jhonny...saves the day? By Gaz almighty.
Marissa doesn't know that Haiwii and Cuba are NOT next to each other.
Mr S:You know what Marissa?I'm gonna buy you a map for next Christmas.
Marissa:But I won't be here next year.
Mr S looks around and rolls his eyes.
Mr. S:Yes...well...
Just for notice, Marissa is in eighth grade, like I was.
Me:First you like him, then you stalk him, then you hate him.MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
We were watching a S.S video about what to do when you see the explosion of a nuclear bomb, it was called:Duck and Cover.In it, the kid jumped off his bike and dove HEAD first into a brick wall.So Kelli, Lauren, SammyPhantom and I say:Yes Billy, when you are on the way to a cub scout meeting, don't go for the nearest building...RUN HEAD FIRST INTO A BRICK WALL!
Dib rose from the bed, wandering over to the door. He stopped as he turned the doorknob. "Do you think you're going to die a virgin, Gaz?"
She blinked. ". . . What!" It was such a rude question.
"I asked if you think you're going to die a virgin."
"Well, yes," she growled. "Men are stupid and not worth my time, Dib. You've just proven that to me."
"Well, guess what, my dear sister?" Dib hissed, actually sounding very angry with her for once. "No one will die a virgin. Life screws us all."
Dib and Gaz, the gift by bagetelle
He's my brother.I'm actually rather disturbed by that Mental image.-Fuchia(sp?)in Conqer me by Moku
(Looking up from food)Isn't it nice how quiet it is since the Jhonsons left?(The real name isn't Jhonson, but I'm using that as a psyodum)-Guy in my friend's Synogague
They're just really disfunctional people.-Amy
She was sitting in three rows infront of me and had this big mouth!I said to you later, who was that woman?-My Aunt
I guess you found out.-Me
Don't think about it as giving a psycho you hate presents, think of it as a service to the community.-Mine/Amy's school handbook.Chapter:Enemies
Dude, you are one seriously crazed up froot loop.-Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom
So, she broke up with him?-Brunet
Yep.-Tucker
Goth girl making a move?-Blonde
Doubt it.-Tuck
Danny Phantom
That's what I like about Earth.You can do whatever you want, and no one cares!-Dr. Zoidberg
I hope you have enjoied my favorite quotes of random ness.
Why does Dlbn go into the other room to take tests?-Adam
So we can get rid of her.-Matt
Dlbn, out!
Oh, and PS: In that quote right before Dlbn out, switch the names Dlbn and Matt. That's how the quote really was, but I changed it to fit better.! Dlbn
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