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Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, and Metal Gear. Guess what? I feel like copying my profile from Fanfiction.net to here...so if some of it does not make ANY sense as to why it's my profile for THIS site, well that's just too damn bad, now isn't it?
HELLO! My name is Mike. From what I have told you about myself so far, you can gather that I am a guy. (or at least I hope you can guess.) I’m16 (17 in February) and I’m 5’11". Isn’t that nice? Who cares what I look like, it’s not like you can see me anyway. (and if you can I’m scared.) Why am I here? Hmmmmmm… good question. Oh yeah, my ex-gf brought me here. But my ex-girl friend is Xiaolang's Ying Fa. (AKA: Kari) I am "Jou" in her profile. Other friends include: Tessa (if she ever gets an account here it might be "Gravvi Girl" I don’t know.) Satoru Narusegawa (yes, he is signed in here) Black Chaos Lightning (AKA:Duckie) Most likely my best, Jeff, is mentioned in my MGS2 in a Nutshell story. He enjoys MGS, Sonic, most Anime including DBZ, WWE, South Park, other wrestling stuff, hot chicks in tight thongs, and is learning the way of Halo via me. And it's about damn time I mentioned him in this thing. And, Sammy-chan. Yes, I must mention her here, too, or she will most likely kill me. Now, for my favorite Anime/games/other crap that’s good. Final Fantasy xx (place any number in the "xx") Anything having to do with Sonic the Hedgehog. Tenchi Muyo (perverted, I know) Old Pokemon (new is weird) Yu-Yu-Hakusho (Spirit gun is sooooooo cool!) Shinobi (old game. SEGA Genesis. New one for Playstation2) Comix Zone (I know the codes! Not that I need them...) Legacy of Kain series (Nothing will EVER EVER EVER be able to quench my thurst for blood or souls! TRY ME!) Halo 1 and 2 (god I love that game!) Soul Calibur 2 (Nightmare is soooooo hot! But I'm not gay...that's just my opinion) Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z (HATE GT) South Park (You know what? You can just suck my balls!) Red vs. Blue (Caboose is my favorite person...remember children, do not play with fireworks by putting them in your pants!) Metal Gear (I’m a die-hard...trust me...it's hard to make me die!) Simpsons (as you could have guessed by now) Aoi Yoriaoshi (perverted but so damn hot! No, seriously!) Dead Or Alive (go ahead. Call me a perv. I dare you. THE SEXIEST GAME EVER!) LOTR (I wanna be invisible...) Gafrield (Who can't love a fat orange cat?) MechAssault (How can you not love jumping into a gaint robot and killing everything in sight?) Halo 1 and 2 (I know I said this already. I just FRUCKING LOVE THIS! BLOOD! ALIENS! SWORDS! LOVE IT!) Fav. Bands: Korn (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LOVE THEM!) Pappa Roach System of a Down Disturbed Trust Company Guns and Roses Foo Fighters Red Hot Chili Peppers Drowning Pool Slipknot Weird Al Any other death metal. And others that I will post later...maybe By the way! I give recognition to a great website! It's called http://scanman.mine.nu and I am Gneo there. It's fun, try going there! Even though my ties there have been severed by school...I have not gone there for ages...sorry Scanny, Mentat, and Monty! Okay now, what exactly is a Gneo? He is my character that I created. Here is some info on him. Name: Gneo (yes, I made him before I watched The Matrix, and played Super Mario RPG) How to pronounce it: knee-oh (‘G’ is silent) Sex: often... J/K Male Age: 23… in earth years. Height: 6’3’’ Weight: (will be explained later) Home planet: Zuna (about 53 million light years away from earth)
Race: Doku Skin color: Blue (not a Smurf) Eye color(s): Each eye is half steel gray/half blue. Colors are separate. Loves: Grapes. And women that don't treat him like TOTAL s. Hates: Annoying human habits. Example: stating the obvious: "You are tall" or, "It is cold" or, "George Bush sucks", and so on, and so forth. He also takes offence to being called a "bligger." Favorite colors: Black, green, and grey. Ability 1: After spending 10 earth years at a sacred water temple on planet Zuna, he has acquired the ability to create and control water, or even to turn his body into pure water. With his body in it’s water form, anything that would happen to him, would have the outcome of as if it happened to normal water. Can you shoot water with a gun? Yes, you can but the only thing you will succeed in doing is making a splashing noise. Can you cut it with a sword? Sort of… it will just splash back into place. Can he be stomped on or fallen on in his water form? Yes, his water form does have its limits. If anything happens to him in his normal physical form though, he will feel it. Can he be shocked with electricity in his water form? You bet you’re lucky snorkel he can! It hurts him more than if he were not in his water form. ALOT MORE. Like, the fact that water conducts electricity very well-more. Ability 2: Gneo call open a portal in time/ space that leads to an alternate reality zone in witch there is no color and time does not pass. This allows him to slightly control time within a certain area around him in the real world, for a limited period of time. Inside this alternate reality, he can open up another portal back to the real world, so it’s kind of like teleporting, because no time passes in the alternate reality. So if he spends five hours, seven minutes, thirty billion years, or two seconds inside of it, it does not matter. No time in the real world would pass. But the more distance between the original portal, and the new one, the more of his energy it takes. So it would be effortless to open an "entrance" portal and come out of an "exit" portal three feet away from the "entrance" than open an entrance in one spot, and have the exit portal three light years away. How did he get this odd ability? Good question. His brother, Satoru dared Gneo to eat the gravity distabilizer from his hovercraft. He puked in the alternate reality for three hours. (or 0.0000000 seconds in the real world.) And, as this "portal" is dierived from time/space magic, he has learned to slightly control the flow of time an gravity outside the alternate dimension, as well. Gravity magic works wonderfully well with water magic, and bending or stopping time only makes it that much easier to hit a target. Weapon: A special sword called Kazama. The blade is about five and a half feet long. It has three sickle-like objects protruding from both sides of the blade so that when you lay it down flat, both sides mirror each other. (Six sickles in all, I know, this isn’t first grade math class, but still…) The sickles coming from both sides are deadly. Should he impale an enemy, he can turn the sword sideways, and pull out. Anything that comes in contact with the sickles as they exit will be pulled out with the sword… in not one piece. Have fun with you’re next meal! Secondary weapon: Grenades. Of any kind. Shock, incendiary, fragmental, chaff, stun, you name it, it’s fun to throw. Transformation: All Dokus can transform into a beast-form...when Uberly pissed off. Well then, if a character named "Gneo" shows up in any of my fics, aren’t you glad you know what it is? Good. That’s great. Awesome. Groovy. Tubular. Seven thumbs up. Now let me sleep! Story Statz: Shattered Memories: Sorry people! It's not like I've died or lost interest/ideas for my story. It's school. Damn it all. School is tiresome. It messes up my speling. I'm tired. Give me a break. New chapters coming up eventually. Metal Gear Solid 2 In A Nutshell: If it was not obvious before, it is done. Thank you alll of my reviewers, you all kick ass. I might do the same thing with Metal Gear Solid 1 if I remember how the story goes. And MGS 3 as soon as I beat it. And I might make a story based on MGS if I um...have the time. | |||||||||
1. Metal Gear Solid 2 in a Nutshell reviewsThis is the real MGS. The fusion of what it was, and what you think it was. Holes are closed. Doors are opened. Enigmas are cleared. Minds are numbed.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-6-06 - Complete2. Shattered Memories » reviewsSquall has memories of the past. He does not exactly like them. They don't like him, either. Will he finally accept these memories coming back to haunt him? Have you ever seen the words Squall and accept past in the same sentance?Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-13-06 - Published: 1-31-05 - Squall L.
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