Hey ya’ll!
So I’m supposed to have some sort of nonsensical
dialogue between the two little characters that supposedly rule my mind when I
write, but, since I never write, I don’t feel the need to, plus it’s just plain
stupid, so if you want to, or like to see those kinds of rambles between not existing
fictional characters, you really do need to get a life.
Now for the basics: I am a MALE writer with
MAYOR writer’s blocks; apparently I have come to a time of my life where I’m
constantly in an advanced state of shock or in an “OMDG Jesus LOL” private
little world of mine. I’m also mental, and Mexican, which in case you don’t
know, it’s one of the world’s worst combinations, just topped by angry-Canadian-hokey-jocks-without-teeth,
so be afraid, be very afraid.
I am a self-resenting subdued
passive-explosive unsure bastard. So, as you can possibly imagine, I’m just as
hard with anyone else as I am with me. So if you get offended by the wisecracks
of a cocky yet sensible prick, think of what would Jesus do, and just let it
go. But if you can’t let it go and you must come after me, ramble all you want,
resent me, hate me, treat me like a jerk and scream at me, but just remember, I’m
on the other side of a monitor you stupid fuck! You can’t do shit to me!
On the other hand if you get into my good
side, I’m a chocolate teddy bear. I can be the most understanding, kind, loyal,
reliable, gentle, loving, and pleasant guy you will ever hope to meet. Not to
be immodest. I have the most wonderful traits that a human being can have, and
I also posses the exact opposite, duality is a terrible thing to waste. Don’t
you agree? But anyways, if you’ve been patient enough to read all this, just
let me finish. You must forget all the stuff you’ve just seen, and think what
you please of me, just get the chance to know me first.
Bless you all, Godspeed.
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