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Author has written 66 stories for Hoot, Holes, Glee, and Criminal Minds. Ohaithar. I'm Alyssa, but please, call me Lys. I'm freshly eighteen (holy batshit, I'm getting old), and while I'm anatomically female, I'm pretty androgynous otherwise. I like reading and writing, poetry, and music; I consider myself a budding foodie and slightly insane, and my best friend is my sister, and I think she gets me more than I get myself. It's kind of freaky sometimes, but mostly, it's nice. If I'm not reading or writing fan fiction, I'm either writing poetry, reading "real" books, baking for my family, or taking on some random art project. I hope you like my stories, but be a very wary bear-- most, if not all of my stories are NSFW, contain adult content, and, without a doubt, homosexual relations/themes. Other than that--enjoy! "so dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay." -- robert frost A Note to Reviewers: I always appreciate reviews--that's the second most powerful drive that keeps me writing fan fiction (the first is myself). While I might not always reply to you, know that I love you for telling me what you thought of my story and how it made you feel. I'm beyond grateful that you took the time to sit down and formulate a written response to my fan fiction, and always assume that I'm sending you telepathic waves of thanks, hugs and kisses. Thank you for being so awesomesauce, readers and reviewers alike! (: "do not hurry; do not rest." -- goethe I HAVE NO SHAME, THEREFORE I HAVE NO RESERVATIONS IN ADVERTISING THE BEST PUCK/KURT COMMUNITY IN EXISTENCE (I think--maybe I'm just biased). Check out "puckurt", a truly amazing LiveJournal community of writers, artists, and enthusiasts alike. We have over one thousand stories in our database, as well as some truly talented artists in our midst. If we're not busy greedily consuming whatever brilliant stories the writers have generously offered us, we're a) hosting spam posts, b) getting to know our fellow members better, or c) being hilarious and awesome and generally obnoxious in our love for all that is Puck/Kurt (and Burt, too). Pull up a chair and bring out your slash-goggles: we're always excited to make more friends! :D | |||||||
1. A Clean Break reviews"Yesterday I didn't know you; tomorrow you will be mine." AU wherein Puck is Quinn's unhappy, soon-to-be-dumped submissive and Kurt is the catalyst for change. TWO-PART STORY.Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-12 - Kurt H. & Puck2. A Duel of Wits reviewsAn instance of taking things for granted. SLASH, Morgan/Reid.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete3. 30 Puckurt Drabbles: Alternate Universes » reviewsThe one collection with the fairytale mix-ups and the merbadasses, updated daily. We're all mad here!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 6-9-11 - Puck & Kurt H.4. What Goes Around Comes Around reviewsDave gets a taste of his own medicine, served up Puckerman style. -Dub-con and mentions of violence/bullying.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-11 - D. Karofsky & Puck - Complete5. I'll Cover You reviewsThey had been doing just fine with the whole secret-dating thing... until Coach Sylvester caught on, that is. Written for amaxdear in the 2010 Chrismukkah Fic Exchange!Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete6. Just Wait and See reviewsHow Kurt managed to pick up a stray like Puck was anyone's guess. Written for maeby sparrow in the 2010 Chrismukkah Fic Exchange!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete7. Grand Gestures reviewsGrand gestures are nice and all, but sometimes the little things mean more.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete8. Shut Up and Drive reviewsKurt works his way around Puck's stupid Mario Kart obsession.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete9. Savior reviewsPuck might be a tough guy, but even Prince Charming needs his Princess' help every now and again.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete10. That's Something! reviewsOne average day, Kurt Hummel lost his virginity to an average boy in an average suburban home. The sex, however, had been anything but average.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete11. Used To It reviewsFor once, Puck isn't the bad guy. Surprised?Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete12. Poetry in Motion Ten Things I Hate About You reviewsYet another instance of Mr. Schuester's glee exercises gone wrong.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete13. Etiquette Fire Up the Waffle Iron reviewsWherein Kurt sort of fails at being a good boyfriend, but makes up for it in the end... Sort of.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete14. Varying Degrees reviewsPuck tries to be a good student, but that won't do for Kurt. Puck/Kurt and Puck/Waffles... wait, what?Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete15. Love at First Bite » reviewsIt takes less than seven minutes to convince Puck that Kurt's gotta be the one special someone that love songs're always going on about. That's cool-awesome, even, but it'd be even cooler if Kurt could see that Puck's for real.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-13-11 - Puck & Kurt H.16. I Am Yours, You Are Mine reviewsIt started out as just another day, but then... - WARNING: SMUT AND DOMINATION/POSSESSION KINK.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete17. Agree To Disagree reviewsPuck and Kurt learn that sometimes in a "normal, functioning" relationship, you have to put your indifferences behind you.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-29-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete18. Letting Go, and Reassurance reviewsThe two final installments of my drabble series; follows Testing the Waters. Kurt had enough drama for the both of them, so Puck decided to keep it quiet./Kurt was sort of psychic, so maybe he knew Puck was still sort of hurting.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-26-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete19. Testing the Waters reviewsFollows The Morning After. Kurt learns he's got to man up if he wants to do this right.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete20. Great Expectations, Greater Disappointments reviewsSequel to Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay and Than Never to Have Loved at All. Kurt learns the hard way that apologies can't fix everything.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-10-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete21. Than Never to Have Loved at All reviewsFollows the story Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay. It's times like these Kurt remembers why he and Mercedes are so much more than best friends. Kurt and Mercedes-centric.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-9-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete22. Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay reviewsHow Puck slowly came accept that he was a total fruit for Kurt Hummel, prissy clothes and all. Written for Scrawl Calibur: one-week, Set VI, Prompt One: Declare.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-7-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete23. Guilt Like a Knife reviewsNo one-not even his best friend-knew.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-22-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete24. Turning Points reviewsSometime around the mall not-dates and rejected terms of endearment, they changed. - Only the beginning is NSFW!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-30-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete25. Karamel Sutra reviewsSince when does Puck let things get to him?Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-27-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete26. It's All About the Teasing » reviewsYou know what they say: It's all about the teasing... Puck's turning the big three-oh, and Kurt plans on making this a birthday worth remembering. - - NSFW; slight bondage and teasing; top!KurtGlee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-22-10 - Published: 7-26-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete27. Morning Blend Of Me and You reviewsPuck's MISadventures in Kurt-proofing his apartment. - WARNING: Serious domesticity!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-14-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete28. Kurt Hummel: The Musical reviewsKurt Hummel, in the key of desperation. - Mentioned drug use.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete29. Matt Rutherford: Ghost Writer reviews"Before glee, I was just another football player." How glee club gave Matt a voice.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-13-10 - Matt R. - Complete30. The Rules of Sir Brunet reviewsOr, The Cons of Badassery. Ewan's sexy dimpled chin is to Monroe's iconic birthmark is to Kurt Hummel's fierce hair. Also, how Puck exploits Kurt's not-so-small hair obsession. NSFW.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-30-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete31. The Difference Between Us and Them reviewsOnly the cool couples have d#@knames.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-24-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete32. Big, Gay Firework reviewsKurt's kind of explosively gay. Puck's kind of a jerk.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-5-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete33. Snoopy and Woodstock's Saturday Pancakes Special reviewsPuck's Saturday morning jogs, or lack thereof.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-5-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete34. What's A Diva To Do? reviewsWherein Kurt genuinely likes Puck, but stays true to his Inner Diva's demands more. NSFW!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-26-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete35. These Marks We Keep reviewsKurt's reminiscing on his scars, including his Only Exception. Slightly NSFW, with BDSM subtext and mentioned human branding; non-explicit.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-25-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete36. Ice Princess reviewsPuck assumes WRONG. Slightly NSFW.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-20-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete37. Chocolate Freckles reviewsPuck gives Kurt a foot massage.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete38. Gives Me Hope reviews"The brutal insults went on for about five minutes until the quarterback, the king of our school, stood up and announced he was gay." A Gives Me Hope-inspired story, featuring Finn/Kurt-friendship and Puck/Kurt.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-17-10 - Finn H. & Kurt H. - Complete39. Without Knowing It reviewsKurt was still staring down at the bed, tears still falling. Still falling. Warnings for slight dubious consent, and slight injury during rough sex.Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete40. Who Says It's So? reviewsIn which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete41. Inevitably: The Love Story of Jimmy Choo's and Axe reviewsKurt's waited all his life to cross this line, but Puck was just afraid to know the answer.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete42. Powers of Persuasion reviewsOr, How Noah Bribed His Way Into Kurt's Pants. Here's some math for you all: Puck, horny to the nth degree, plus Kurt, minus the enthusiasm, equals...?Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete43. My Little Rockstar reviewsHad it not been sung to the tune of Sweet Caroline, he might've thought Noah was calling him.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete44. Windsor Knots and Old Spice reviewsWe all have to move on sometime, no matter how much it pains us to do so. Contains Puck/Kurt!Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-17-10 - Burt H. & Kurt H. - Complete45. BK: Before Kurt reviewsGrocery shopping, Puckurt style. Nothing serious to warn you about, just some condom/sex references.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-17-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete46. Shooting Stars and Satellites reviewsSome may argue that he still was a child, but Kurt was firm in his belief that he grew up the moment he placed a parting kiss on the burning-cold metal of his mom's casket. Written for the "Driving" challenge in the Diva-Off at puckurt.Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete47. Dumpster For Two reviewsKurt and Puck have a little picnic in a dumpster. This story, summed up? Dumpster!sex. Mature content warning.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete48. Growing Up Hummel » reviewsBurt catching Kurt sexting Puck, and what happens as a result of protective!daddy!Burt. Enjoy! Warning for slightly mature content-mentions sex, but doesn't really go into detail.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete49. Always, My Lovely One reviewsKurt and Puck's Easter-slash-Passover together. Pretty much equal parts porn, fluff, and angst. Mature content warning! For, like, one part.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete50. On the Kinsey Scale, This Story is a Seven reviewsKurt officially comes out to the glee club.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete51. A House Is Not A Home reviewsPuck's reaction to Kurt's serenading Finn in "Home." Note: more angst than anything else, and with a less-than-desirable ending.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-10 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete52. Boyfriend In Training » reviewsHow to tame a badass: Kurt Hummel's struggles and successes in making a decent boyfriend out of the sexually notorious idiot with the mohawk. Some "chapters" contain mature/sexual themes that I'll try to point out in the beginnings.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck53. Variations of Speed reviewsSometimes, it's about how fast you go. Written for the wmhs100 community on LiveJournal. Warnings for possible spoilers; one part with mature content Allegro .Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete54. Camera Shy reviewsPuck and Kurt make a sex video or try to, at least . NSFW, MATURE CONTENT AHOY.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-12-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete55. Old Dogs reviewsSomething as distasteful as being sick turns out to be solid proof that Noah can be a good boyfriend. - Kurt/PuckGlee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-30-09 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete56. Moonlight Serenade reviewsA look into the future. Kurt/Puck; domestic!fic. Thanks to scentedpen for inspiration!Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-23-09 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete57. Dumpster Fetish » reviewsA collection of vignettes, from Kurt and Puck's points-of-view, on Kurt's near-daily trips to the trash. Slash; Kurt/Puck.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-2-09 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete58. Say My Name reviewsWhat started out as a casual fling is threatening to become something more with every time they meet. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Smut Warning!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-4-09 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete59. Kurt's Kink reviewsKurt has a kink, Puck thinks. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Drabble; 100 words despite what FF says.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-2-09 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete60. Original Valentine reviewsMullet/Roy A Valentine's afternoon spent goofing off. Very light slash up ahead, kiddies. EDIT: 9/3/2009Hoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-9-08 - Complete61. Seeing It Through » reviewsCOMPLETE! Just when everything seems to fall into place, something has to go wrong. What problems will Roy, Mullet, and Beatrice have to fix, and will Mullet's and Roy's suddenly faltering relationship last? SEQUEL to Making Amends. SLASH! MulletxRoyHoot - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 8-15-07 - Complete62. The Woodpecker and the Wolf » reviewsSlash. You no like, you no read. StanxZero. Two Shot. Sweet, fluffy randomness, and it's all based off of Louis Sachar's lovely poem, If Only.Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-10-07 - Stanley Y. & Zero - Complete63. Making Amends » reviewsYears after Roy aids Mullet Fingers and Beatrice in saving the Burrowing Owls from disaster, an old friend is found again. But there's one question: does Roy want to find Mullet Fingers again, after being forgotten for so long? SLASH, MulletxRoy COMPLETE!Hoot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete
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