FORMERLY ERM THE GREAT... ermoninnyknickers just sounded better to me, but I'm not British.

I am erm. erm I am. I write random and pointless things, and my dearest ambition is that someone who is heavily depressed will decide to commit suicide, read one of my stories, laugh a little, and then give life another chance. And then e-mail me and thank me and then give me a whole bunch of money because they're really rich.

Uno. I am a student and I have many difficult papers to write. Instead, I shall be fanfictioning.

Duex. I write mostly random stuff... parodies and things. I'm thinking about doing a more serious fic or two, but we'll see.

Trois. Wait I ran out of things to say.

Quattro. I remember: I think that if you don't like something you should navigate to something you do like. It's pretty easy to do that here. People who review my random stories or friends' random stories or anyone's random stories jerkishly earn zero respect from me. Flames will never make the world a better place. And I'll of course expand than to everyone's stories, not just the random ones.

Cinq. I am Canadian woot. It's a good thingy. :)

Soixante. (That's sixty if my french is still okay) My sister is annoyingtalkinganimal, and she cowrites ToM (see below) and I cowrite Themes on her page.

So... fanfiction. The first one I wrote was on Deathcurse (does anyone remember that site? I miss it. I loved the Zonkos section, and the slash section where people just wrote incest, twincest, and other types of bizarre pornography. Very little of it actually had same-sex partnerships. Talk about misuse).

It was in the romance section (love potions or something?) and it was called "The Triangle that Proved Fatal." Who WOULDN'T want to read that? It was about Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. Crabbe and Goyle were in love, and Malfoy loved Goyle. I don't think that's even a triangle. Anyway, it featured a lot of falling from Astronomy Tower windows. It ended when they all blew each other up out of jealousy.

That's why I don't write serious fics. But like I said... we'll see. :)