| Rubber-duckiesofdoom |
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Incarnations of Immortality, Chronicles of Narnia, and Shakespeare. March 25, 2007: Okay, I really do need to make a few notes here. First off, OBCaTT is completely, without question, discontinued. So is everything else that may have been updated. I don't really want to take them off (even though I really think they're quite horrible), so I'll leave 'em up, but seriously, they sort of sucked and I have no idea what the hell I was thinking. Secondly, as you may be able to tell, I'm probably not going to be writing anymore... I mean, I may if I get a plotbunny and I can actually WRITE, but I've become rather disgruntled with myself and, at the moment, can't write to save the world. I'll still, of course, be fervently reading everyone's fics, (and bemoaning my fic-less --hehe-- state) but that's about it for the time being. I'd also be glad, just so you guys know, to do a little bit of editing. I can't promise major beta-ing, but if you have a grammar question or need help on how to make something work better, feel free to send me a message. Ta! ~~~~~~~~ Duckies Ron/Hermione Hermione/Ginny Hermione/Blaise Hermione/Draco Ginny/Blaise Ginny/Draco Oliver/Katie Cedric/Harry Fleur/Harry Hannah/Ernie Hestia/Sirius Penelope/Percy Harry/Ginny Sirius/Remus James/Sirius James/Lily Alicia/Katie Eustace/Jill Lucy/Caspian ... and Regulus, just being himself, because he's pretty awsome like that... he needs no romantic partner -- he's too intriguing to add sex, misteltoe, and chocolate to the mayhem! .~ (existing's tricky:but to live's a gift) ee cummings, my current obsession. | |||||||
1. Reading to Ron reviewsHermione springs at the chance to finally read Hogwarts, a History, to Ron. dialogue. Very, very safely rated.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G.2. The Day Lily Forgot Me reviewsA short little ficlette, spoken by Petunia. Just sort of popped into my head. Basically the title, talking about how Lily forgot about Petunia. 100 words.R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-06 - Petunia D. & Lily Evans P. - Complete3. Writing Ronald Weasley reviewsHermione struggles in her attempts to write a simple, four letter word in a letter to her best friend. RHrHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-25-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete4. Monday Blues reviewsGinny wakes up late and eats blueberries for breakfast it's monday and she's not having the best of luck... Join her as she digs herself into a bunch of really deep holes.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-06 - Ginny W. - Complete5. Monologues of the Left Behinds reviewsTwo monologues: one by Montague, one by Nurse, after the end of the play. Rating just for safteyShakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-23-06 - Complete6. Susan reviewsHow did Susan abandon Narnia? and why.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-12-06 - Complete7. Hermione's OhSoWonderful Makeover reviewsHermione gets a makeover, which completely startles and changes Ron. You know me theres a bit of a femenistic twist, as always! Never fear, its a bit o' fluff, dear readers, and don't worry, the horribly slick straight haired hermione isn't for good!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-21-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete8. Cursed Life reviewsGinny Weasley was saved from death by a necklace.And now that very necklace is destroying her.Rated T just in caseHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-05 - Ginny W.9. Love her Madly reviewsRon loves Hermione, to the point of madness, even though she left him. Oneshot to song 'love her madly'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-05 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete10. The Boxer reviewsRon leaeves home to find himself. Musings set to song 'The Boxer'Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-05 - Ron W.11. Of Broom Closets and Time Travel » reviewsHarry and Ginny switch places in time with Harry's parents, and this time, there's no Dumbledore to save them. For last chapters, see my profile. EternalEcho will most likely be posting them for me sorry for the inconveneince! Check out her stuff too!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-12-05 - Published: 1-23-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P.12. the moon, sea, and a pearl reviewsExert: "You, too, will love the ocean and moon, it will beckon you. So, I leave you with a prediction and the necklace..." I feel that this is my best work yet, so please r and r!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P.13. The Truth or Dare Parody reviewsA random parody on all the truth or dare fics out there. If you get offended easily and wrote one and would actually care, please don't review if you're gonna flame. I'll take anything but a flame.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-28-0514. Contemplating the woods reviewsA fic that goes along with Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening". Remus thinks about the results of his life and all that he has lost. rated for suicideHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-05 - Remus L.15. Mother's Little Helper reviewsThe war's over - but Harry didn't win. Ginny contemplates the past few years, and ends her monolauge with a nice, simple, pill. Songfic, oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-20-05 - Ginny W. - Complete16. Death's Last day reviewsOne-shot. Probably rated a bit higher than it should, but I'm just being careful. What was Zane's predecesor doing on his last day alive? And why was his cloak unzipped? Pretty good, it's worth it I think.Incarnations of Immortality - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-12-05 - Complete17. Carol of the Bells reviewsOne-shot. Ron has been murdered on Christmas. Hermione tries to commit suicide, but is saved. Real tear jerker. Rated for suicide attempts and other stuff.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-10-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete18. Musings of a BuckToothed Witch » reviewsEver wonder what Hermione was thinking while Harry and Ron went on their wild escapades? A journal fic of her diary - I know, I know, not too interesting, but my first fic, so it'd be great if somebody would review and tell me what to work on etc...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-19-05 - Published: 1-13-05 - Hermione G.19. A Love of Toothpaste reviewsHermione and Ron come together thanks to Harry's... very interesting... scheme and a tube of yummy toothpaste. RomanceHumor 1-shot with a handfull of HPGW and a few other pairings that aren't interesting nor important.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-14-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W.