Hi everyone! Hey, I'm finally adding to what I took about 2 seconds to write when I first registered. My pen name means 'The evil bunnies' in French, in case anyone was wondering. I always talk as if there's someone listening. Slash rocks my world. My favourite fandoms are Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, and Horatio Hornblower. I don't really like angst, unless it's based on something canon. It's just so depressing to make unnecessary bad stuff happen. I am also utterly incapable of writing anything but sappy fluff. I like Shakespeare (I quote him in practically everything I write), The Beatles, Monty Python and British television in general, and arrogant, wealthy, sarcastic blondes (such as Lord Edrington and Draco Malfoy). I hope you enjoy my stories!

I'm leaving tomorrow to go to England for a month, so don't expect any updates until I get back. --LLM =)

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1. Forgetfulness » reviews

Ever do something and forget you did it? All the time. Horatio does some rather embarassing things when drunk. Slash, Horchie.

Complete - Horatio Hornblower - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-31-05

2. Unrequited reviews

Just what it sounds like. Groves loves Gillette loves Norrington loves Elizabeth loves Will loves Groves. Actually I lied about the last one, and the first is only implied, but the rest is true.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-24-05 - Published: 7-24-05

3. Is There Any Tea on This Spaceship? reviews

Funny fluffy FordArthur slash. Potentially disturbing. You may never look at a cup of tea the same way again. You have been warned.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-23-05

4. Magnetism reviews

FordArthur drabble set during Mostly Hormless. Kind of spoilery, but honestly, how many spoilers can you fit into 100 words?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-23-05

5. No Peace For the Wicked » reviews

Sparrington drabble. Jack won't leave Norrington in peace. Not uber angsty.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-21-05 - Published: 6-29-05

6. On the Cliff Top reviews

Right before they jump off the cliff in Retribution, Archie is a bit distracted by Horatio's accidental provocativeness. Rated for semiexplicit thoughts about sex.

Horatio Hornblower - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-16-05 - Published: 7-16-05

7. Love, the Universe, and Tomato Sauce reviews

Arthur didn't care what Walt Disney said, spaghetti was not a romantic food. Slash FordArthur

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 7-8-05

8. Harry Potter Saves the Day Again » reviews

What the title says. Silly slash, HarryRonDraco, SeamusDean, SnapeLucius, Voldemort? Read and find out who Voldy is with. Now finished!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 6-24-05

9. How Will Turner Killed His Wife reviews

Navy peeps from the Hornblower series go visit Bush's uncle, Will Turner. Crossover duh. Sparrington, Horchie, Stylesews. Read it or Will will kill you too!

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 6-28-05

10. Opposites reviews

Fluffy Harry Draco drabble. Is there anyone else out there who thinks Parseltongue is really sexy?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-9-05 - Published: 4-9-05

11. Duel Drabbles reviews

A couple drabbles based on The Even Chance (The Duel). Not necessarily slashy, but open to interpretation. Shakespeare quoting.

Horatio Hornblower - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-9-05 - Published: 4-9-05

12. Towel Troubles reviews

Isn’t alliteration a wonderful thing? I like it. Anyway, this is Ford Arthur slash. With a towel. Kinky. Kinda, not really.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-05

13. Wellard's Silver Hammer reviews

What happens when I watch Retribution and listen to Abbey Road in quick succession. Wellard gets his revenge!

Horatio Hornblower - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-2-05 - Published: 2-2-05

14. Silly Seamus, Poufy Snow » reviews

It’s snowing at Hogwarts, and Seamus is being silly, as usual. Professor McGonagall is not amused. SeamusDean slash.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-2-05 - Published: 2-2-05

15. My Feet Are Cold reviews

After walking home in the snow, Horatio is cold. Archie helps him warm up. Mild slash, HHAK.

Horatio Hornblower - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-23-05

16. Nail Polish and Quiddich reviews

Just what the title says. SLASH! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Fluff and cuteness. Enjoy!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-16-05 - Published: 1-16-05

17. Unfathomable reviews

Ford tries to explain something, and Arthur is more than usually quick on the uptake. FordArthur slash, set during ‘Life, the Universe, and Everything’.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05

18. A Hypothetical Situation reviews

Archie and Horatio indulge in some happy fluff after they return to prison. Mild slash, HHAK, and much cuteness.

Horatio Hornblower - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05

19. Christmas at Hogwarts » reviews

Just what the title says. Extreme fluff. Slash. HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 1-7-05

20. Christmas Crisis reviews

Slash! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Minor Christmas crisis, much fluffy cuteness!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 12-27-04

21. A Morning Sketch reviews

Just a little DeanSeamus cuteness. Mild slash. It isn't often that Dean is awake before Seamus...

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 12-27-04

22. A Night at the Pub reviews

Ford and Arthur wake up together and have to figure out what happened. Mild, funny slash, FordArthur.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-26-04 - Published: 12-26-04