KaizokuShojo

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Author has written 31 stories for One Piece, and Sherlock Holmes.

NOTICES

All of my ONE PIECE stories are on hiatus indefinitely, and Miss Baroque Works is hereby canceled. My OP stories weren't very good to begin with, anyway.

(7-19-08) Tom's Workers' first two chapters are revised, and I have plans to revise the rest, just as a slight compensation to the inconvenience of the fic being put on hiatus indefinitely/canceled.

(7-20-08) The Adventure of the Secret Threat is on hold until I can get my ideas for it back.

(7-21-08) Hoorah for me! To-day I have been a Sherlockian for a full year!

ART: Go see my DeviantART account at http://kaizokushojo.deviantart.comThere you will find Sherlockian art, Nintendo art, some older ONE PIECE art, occasionally illustrations to my fanfictions, and occasionally cross-overs of my fandoms.

FORUMS:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Fanfiction_Workshop/43940/This is the link to my Sherlock Holmes forum, the Fanfiction Workshop. Not only is it a place to get advice on fanfics and see how I'm progressing with mine, but there are also sections dedicated to miscellaneous chatting, Sherlockian art, and Christian Sherlockians, as well as a guide to the abbreviations of the canon.

Semi-Daily Update:

(1-15-09) Finally, another update! First off, happy new year to all, and I hope during this year of our Lord, 2009, that you either begin or grow in a relationship with Jesus Christ.

I am feeling much better lately... As I am getting back into reading my Bible again (my firm schedule began to deteriorate back when my home life began to deteriorate, unfortunately) I am feeling much closer to Him again, so even when I do feel down, I have Him to lift me up. I still don't have much time to myself to write or draw, however, and that is irritating, especially since I would like to do more Christian works. But at least I am not in the grips of miserable depression. :)

Current Average Activity Hours: Often from about 11 o'clock PM to 3 o'clock AM, Central US Timezone. Any message given to me during those hours will likely be seen, unless I don't get on-line that day. Fic updates are more likely to happen at night.

Misc. Info:

Hullo there! If you're reading this, you're either exceedingly bored or want to know more about me! Perhaps you should get a hobby.

My username: It comes from my early ONE PIECE fandom days (but NOT the American ONE PIECE, which was perfectly horrid). It is, therefore, naturally Japanese: 'kaizoku' means 'pirate', and 'shojo' (well, technically shoujo) means 'girl'. So yes, my username does mean pirate girl. I would change it, but I have other accounts at various places with the same username, and I try to be fairly consistent. To make things easier, feel free to call me "Kai" for short. (Thanks to Clarobell of the One Piece section here for coming up with that nickname.)

I am a firm Bible-believing Christian, so you will NOT find me writing slash. But as a Christian I also love everyone and try to be nice and polite.

I have a high tendency in A/Ns, reviews, and forums to use chat smiley faces (a habit picked up from my run at DeviantART). The ones I use most are XD, xD, 8D, 83, :3, etc. Not only do I use them, but I overuse them. I am trying unsuccessfully to break the habit...

My Sherlockianism: Obviously I am a huge fan of Mr. Sherlock Holmes. I find his brain, methods, most of his attitude, and appearance extremely intriguing. I have a rather Sherlockian personality, and I think that is largely what made me admire him.
I am a canon fiend, and as such I would much rather read something written in the spirit of the canon than in, say, the spirit of Granada. But as long as the characters are kept IC and are well-written, I should enjoy something that's not.
Like many Sherlock Holmes fans, I do like the Granada series fairly well. But, I think it's all rather too overdramatised (such as the RESI scene with Sutton's dream--that added nothing to it) and not focused enough on Holmes and his methods. But I seem to be alone in thinking that. XD And yes, though I think JB is one of the better screen-Holmeses, I don't like a lot of the ways he does things. I could go deeply into it, but for starters he was much too...twitchy, but not in the right ways.

I love to draw but, alas, I have been rather unable to do it much since my nephew has come into the world, and therefore I feel terribly out of practice and unable to do much even when I do have the time.

I'm also a Nintendo fan, with loyalty to that company as far as video games go. (Alas, I have few games, because money goes toward Sherlock Holmes stuff...) My favourite titles are Zelda, Mario, F-Zero, and Super Smash Bros (Melee).

I adore music, and I generally am either humming, singing, or listening to music while I do anything. (Though I cannot sing...XD) I abhor rap, hip-hop, and nearly all country, but I love most of the classical music I hear, especially if it's done with stringed instruments. (I love the violin immensely. It is the greatest, most wonderful and majestic instrument of them all.) What I listen to mostly are soundtracks and covers of Zelda/Nintendo music or classical, and I also listen to some Christian music (mostly Third Day).

As far as television goes, I like (of course) the Granada Sherlock Holmes series (especially The Adventures, because JB is healther and looks like Holmes, and is far more apt to act like him), Monty Python's Flying Circus (when it's clean), MASH, Star Trek TOS, Are You Being Served, Batman the Animated Series, Animaniacs, most early nineties Simpsons, etc. And, with movies, I like It's a Wonderful Life, STAR WARS, Airplane, Marx Bros. films, My Fair Lady (only because I like some of the songs and the fact JB is in it), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, etc.

A~nd...as one last bit of randomness, I adore good comedy and my favourite comedian of all time is the late great Victor Borge.

Illustrations of Fanfics: I will occasionally draw illustrations for my fanfictions (and sometimes even other people's, though I did that more when I had time) and post them at my DeviantART account. Here are direct links to some for my own fics. (Links to illustrations for other people's fics will be posted on THEIR profile.)

Brother:

Jackson Hughes quick-sketch coloured (See "Unfinished Jackson Hughes Profile" below for a better idea of what Hughes looks like.) ;

On the Streets of Paris:

Unfinished Jackson Hughes Profile-- http://kaizokushojo.deviantart.com/art/Hughes-profile-unfinished-97754298 ; Jackson Hughes Storyboard sketch (VERY LOW QUALITY, some spoilers.)-- http://kaizokushojo.deviantart.com/art/quot-Storyboard-quot-Hughes-sketches-81398166 ;

Adventure of the Curse of Two:

(Pending)

Identities on other sites:

KaizokuShojo: DeviantART, YouTube, fanfiction.net.

Kai_Sherlockian: Holmesian.net, LiveJournal.

Some Favourite Quotes:

SHERLOCK HOLMES:

--"A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber-room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it."

--"Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another."

--"We balance probabilities and choose the most likely. It is the scientific use of the imagination."

--"To let the brain work without sufficient material is like racing an engine. It racks itself to pieces."

--"I am not the law, but I represent justice so far as my feeble powers go."

VICTOR BORGE:

--I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

--Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. The more we smile the less we fight, because to my knowledge, no one ever fought smilingly...and won.

--Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear of laughter from the eye, and that's my reward... The rest goes to the government.

--The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

--So now I would like to say something warm and gracious...Good gracious, it's warm in here!

MONTY PYTHON:

There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane.

MYSELF:

--"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that money is useless if it is not going to a good cause."

--"Mankind is hopeless. That is what makes Hope so important."

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1. Miscellanea » reviews
A collection of drabbles and other snippets not worth posting on their own. Chapters four, five, and six: fanfic folder spring cleaning.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 12-30-08

2. Two hundred twenty one B » reviews
My contribution to the 221B challenge. Beware...some are quite random. Updated as ideas strike me.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 4-1-08

3. Children reviews
Holmes is expecting a new client at any time, but when she arrives she brings something along with her... Dedicated to VHunter07.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-21-08 - Complete

4. Friend reviews
Friendship is not always easy, especially when one is not used to it. Oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-08 - Complete

5. The Case of the Entreating Woman » reviews
A desperate woman comes to Sherlock Holmes for help, certain that her lover is a genuine criminal. But, will Holmes be able to clear the mystery? Or will the scoundrel escape unscathed? Prequel to Brother.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 7-22-08

6. Portrait, part 1 reviews
Holmes blames himself when a man dies on a case, and Watson struggles to lift the detective from a black mood. Will friendship prevail over thoughts of failure? Collab between KaizokuShojo and bcbdrums. Dedicated to KCS.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete

7. Prize Fighter reviews
An answer to one of KCS's prompts. Holmes faces the prize figher McMurdo.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete

8. Two Suspects » reviews
Answer to bcbdrums's CHAS AU challenge. When Lestrade is called in to investigate the murder of a certain known blackmailer, will he be able to discover the culprit?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-1-08

9. One Year reviews
A small fic to celebrate my one year Sherlockian anniversary. Holmes and Watson have shared rooms for year and have an early morning conversation.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete

10. Urchins reviews
Answer to KCS's "how did Holmes meet the Irregulars" prompt. Holmes finds a useful tool for his new profession.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete

11. The Houseplant reviews
Sketchy little answer to one of KCS's daily prompts.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-08 - Complete

12. First Time Feeling reviews
But it's...it's murder, Holmes?" A oneshot collaboration between KaizokuShojo and bcbdrums. An On The Streets of Paris AU.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete

13. What Providence Brought Together » reviews
Herein lie the tales of the early days of the friendship of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson. Set before SIGN begins. Updated as ideas strike me.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08

14. Two Shots reviews
My answer to the 3GAR challenge. A little rough because I didn't focus on it fully.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete

15. Easter Sunday reviews
A small gift to my fellow Christian Sherlockians. Sherlock Holmes contemplates the meaning of Easter Sunday. This is the same ficlet that was PMed during Easter and posted on DeviantART.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete

16. On the Streets of Paris » reviews
Sequel to Brother. Holmes receives a case from Paris, but what he and Watson find when they arrive is hardly welcome--an old enemy is free, and has a bloodthirsty vendetta against the duo of Baker Street.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,074 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete

17. Trouble at the Office reviews
Mycroft has called Sherlock on a matter of Government business, but just what the business is surprises the detective entirely. Oneshot, humorous crossover.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete

18. Song and DANC reviews
Just a simple oneshot ficlet based on a paragraph from DANC. A could have been sort of situation.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete

19. Accident reviews
We all know accidents happen... Everyone makes mistakes, and Sherlock Holmes is no different. But when one accidentally destroys a friend's property...one certainly hopes for a forgiving friend. Oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-3-08 - Complete

20. A Case of Infuriation reviews
Another good-natured addressing of a bothersome issue. Watson is still having issues with his printer at the Strand - this time, wordsare being smashedtogether! Based on KCS's fic, "A Case of Annoyance." Oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete

21. Sherlockian Poetry » reviews
Canon-based poems about the stories and adventures of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and John H. Watson. Rating for possible ILUS poem later. Updated as ideas strike me.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 2-4-08

22. Unpredicted reviews
Holmes ponders Watson's hurt after EMPT. Holmes-centred. Oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete

23. Brother » reviews
When Mycroft is sick and Watson is in mortal danger, Sherlock Holmes must choose what is more important to him: his blood brother or his dearest friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,461 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete

24. The Adventure of the Secret Threat reviews
Another case chronicled by Dr. John H. Watson. A threat has been sent to Scotland Yard, and the problem has been presented before Sherlock Holmes. How will Holmes discover the meaning and protect the Yard against it?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-12-08

25. The Story of Baritsu reviews
Just a tiny oneshot. A conversation between Holmes and Watson that explains the mystery of baritsu.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete

26. The Adventure of the Curse of Two » reviews
Dr. John H. Watson reveals yet another mystifiying case with the master consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes. This time, two twins come to seek help concerning a gipsy-warned curse hanging over the family. Now complete!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-1-08 - Complete

27. Miss Baroque Works » reviews
What happens when Mr. 0 falls for one of his agents? Will his plans suffer? OP universe, Sir Crocodile X OC. Arabasta Arc. CANCELLED.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,315 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 12-27-06 - Crocodile

28. Tom's Workers » reviews
A series of stories contaning fluff, drama, etc. surrounding the greatest shipwrights ever, Tom's Workers. ON HOLD.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,477 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 10-6-06 - Franky

29. Legend of Luffy » reviews
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, ONE PIECE style! How will Luffy save the land of Hyrule from the mysterious darkness that threatens to destroy the land? Will he eat Navi? Read to find out! ON HOLD.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 3-19-07

30. Formula ONE PIECE » reviews
F-ZERO & ONE PIECE crossover. ONE PIECE charas are transported in a feasible way into the F0 world. Good story. Read it before making judgements! ON HOLD.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 12-28-06

31. How I Feel reviews
A randomly written Sanji X Nami oneshot fic...even though I don't like SanNam. It's old, but this is a slightly newer version. R&R.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-8-06 - Sanji & Nami - Complete

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