| KaizokuShojo |
Author has written 31 stories for One Piece, Legend of Zelda, Sherlock Holmes, WordGirl, and F-Zero. NOTICES All of my ONE PIECE stories are on hiatus indefinitely, and Miss Baroque Works is hereby canceled. My OP stories weren't very good to begin with anyway, in my opinion. (7-19-08) Tom's Workers' first two chapters are revised, and I have plans to revise the rest, just as a slight compensation to the inconvenience of the fic being put on hiatus indefinitely/canceled. (7-20-08) The Adventure of the Secret Threat is on hold until I can get my ideas for it back. I've oddly forgotten them all. (7-21-09) Wow! Somehow another year has passed; I've been a Sherlockian for two years! XD ART: Go see my DeviantART account at http://kaizokushojo.deviantart.comThere you will find Sherlockian art, Nintendo art, some older ONE PIECE art, occasionally illustrations to my fanfictions, and occasionally cross-overs of my fandoms. Proofreading: I'm open to proofreading fics on occasion. Just PM me and I'll tell you if I am free or not. FORUMS: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Fanfiction_Workshop/43940/This is the link to my Sherlock Holmes forum, the Fanfiction Workshop. Not only is it a place to get advice on fanfics and see how I'm progressing with mine, but there are also sections dedicated to miscellaneous chatting, Sherlockian art, and Christian Sherlockians, as well as a guide to the abbreviations of the canon. Current writing status: ONE PIECE: As stated above, all fics are on hiatus indefinitely, while Miss Baroque Works is canceled. Sherlock Holmes: Due to nephew-raising, I haven't had the time it takes to dive into a deep, brain-working Sherlock Holmes fic. I should eventually finish what I have started, but I do not know when. Misc. Info: Hullo there! If you're reading this, you're either exceedingly bored or want to know more about me! ...Perhaps you should get a hobby. My username: It comes from my early ONE PIECE fandom days (but NOT the American ONE PIECE, which was perfectly horrid). It is therefore, naturally, Japanese: 'kaizoku' ( 海賊 ) means 'pirate', and 'shojo'ーーwell, technically shoujoーー( 少女) means 'girl'. So yes, my username does mean pirate girl. I would change it, but I have other accounts at various places with the same username, and I try to be fairly consistent. To make things easier, feel free to call me "Kai" for short. (Thanks to Clarobell of the One Piece section here for coming up with that nickname first!) I am a firm Bible-believing Christian, so you will NOT find me writing slash and other such things. As a Christian, I also love everyone and try to be nice and polite. I have a high tendency in A/Ns, reviews, and forums to overuse chat smileys--a habit I picked up from being on DeviantArt. I tend to use ones like: XD, xD, :), :P, :D, D, 83, 8D, and so on. Things I like: Anything to do with the Lord Jesus; Sherlock Holmes; my own series Sword Hunter; reading; comedy; music (classical, Christian, and Nintendo BGMs, mainly); Pokemon; Zelda; Star Wars; WordGirl; Mario Bros.; Star Trek TOS; Fetch!; hand-drawn animation; and many other things. As one last bit of randomness, I adore good comedy and some of my favourites are Victor Borge and Red Skelton. Illustrations of Fanfics: I will occasionally draw illustrations for my fanfictions (and sometimes even other people's, though I did that more when I had time) and post them at my DeviantART account. Here are direct links to some for my own fics. (Links to illustrations for other people's fics will be posted on THEIR profile.) Brother: Jackson Hughes quick-sketch coloured (See "Unfinished Jackson Hughes Profile" below for a better idea of what Hughes looks like.) ; On the Streets of Paris: Unfinished Jackson Hughes Profile-- http://kaizokushojo.deviantart.com/art/Hughes-profile-unfinished-97754298 ; Jackson Hughes Storyboard sketch (VERY LOW QUALITY, some spoilers.)-- http://kaizokushojo.deviantart.com/art/quot-Storyboard-quot-Hughes-sketches-81398166 ; Adventure of the Curse of Two: (Pending) Identities on other sites: KaizokuShojo: DeviantART, YouTube, fanfiction.net. Kai_Sherlockian: Holmesian.net, LiveJournal. Some Favourite Quotes: SHERLOCK HOLMES: --"A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber-room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it." --"Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another." --"We balance probabilities and choose the most likely. It is the scientific use of the imagination." --"To let the brain work without sufficient material is like racing an engine. It racks itself to pieces." --"I am not the law, but I represent justice so far as my feeble powers go." VICTOR BORGE: --I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. --Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. The more we smile the less we fight, because to my knowledge, no one ever fought smilingly...and won. --Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear of laughter from the eye, and that's my reward... The rest goes to the government. --The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. --So now I would like to say something warm and gracious...Good gracious, it's warm in here! MONTY PYTHON: There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane. | |||||||||
1. C is for Cheese reviewsA simple poem about a particularly mousey villain.WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-09 - Complete2. Miscellanea » reviewsA collection of drabbles and other snippets not worth posting on their own. Chapters four, five, and six: fanfic folder spring cleaning.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 12-30-083. Two hundred twenty one B » reviewsMy contribution to the 221B challenge. Beware...some are quite random. Updated as ideas strike me.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 4-1-084. Children reviewsHolmes is expecting a new client at any time, but when she arrives she brings something along with her... Dedicated to VHunter07.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-21-08 - Complete5. Friend reviewsFriendship is not always easy, especially when one is not used to it. Oneshot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-08 - Complete6. The Case of the Entreating Woman » reviewsA desperate woman comes to Sherlock Holmes for help, certain that her lover is a genuine criminal. But, will Holmes be able to clear the mystery? Or will the scoundrel escape unscathed? Prequel to Brother.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 7-22-087. Portrait, part 1 reviewsHolmes blames himself when a man dies on a case, and Watson struggles to lift the detective from a black mood. Will friendship prevail over thoughts of failure? Collab between KaizokuShojo and bcbdrums. Dedicated to KCS.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete8. Prize Fighter reviewsAn answer to one of KCS's prompts. Holmes faces the prize figher McMurdo.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete9. Two Suspects » reviewsAnswer to bcbdrums's CHAS AU challenge. When Lestrade is called in to investigate the murder of a certain known blackmailer, will he be able to discover the culprit?Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-1-0810. One Year reviewsA small fic to celebrate my one year Sherlockian anniversary. Holmes and Watson have shared rooms for year and have an early morning conversation.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete11. Urchins reviewsAnswer to KCS's "how did Holmes meet the Irregulars" prompt. Holmes finds a useful tool for his new profession.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-21-08 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete12. The Houseplant reviewsSketchy little answer to one of KCS's daily prompts.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-08 - Complete13. First Time Feeling reviewsBut it's...it's murder, Holmes?" A oneshot collaboration between KaizokuShojo and bcbdrums. An On The Streets of Paris AU.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete14. What Providence Brought Together » reviewsHerein lie the tales of the early days of the friendship of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson. Set before SIGN begins. Updated as ideas strike me.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson15. Two Shots reviewsMy answer to the 3GAR challenge. A little rough because I didn't focus on it fully.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete16. Easter Sunday reviewsA small gift to my fellow Christian Sherlockians. Sherlock Holmes contemplates the meaning of Easter Sunday. This is the same ficlet that was PMed during Easter and posted on DeviantART.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete17. On the Streets of Paris » reviewsSequel to Brother. Holmes receives a case from Paris, but what he and Watson find when they arrive is hardly welcome--an old enemy is free, and has a bloodthirsty vendetta against the duo of Baker Street.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,074 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete18. Trouble at the Office reviewsMycroft has called Sherlock on a matter of Government business, but just what the business is surprises the detective entirely. Oneshot, humorous crossover.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete19. Song and DANC reviewsJust a simple oneshot ficlet based on a paragraph from DANC. A could have been sort of situation.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete20. Accident reviewsWe all know accidents happen... Everyone makes mistakes, and Sherlock Holmes is no different. But when one accidentally destroys a friend's property...one certainly hopes for a forgiving friend. Oneshot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-3-08 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson - Complete21. A Case of Infuriation reviewsAnother good-natured addressing of a bothersome issue. Watson is still having issues with his printer at the Strand - this time, wordsare being smashedtogether! Based on KCS's fic, "A Case of Annoyance." Oneshot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-08 - Dr. Watson & Sherlock Holmes - Complete22. Sherlockian Poetry » reviewsCanon-based poems about the stories and adventures of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and John H. Watson. Rating for possible ILUS poem later. Updated as ideas strike me.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 2-4-0823. Unpredicted reviewsHolmes ponders Watson's hurt after EMPT. Holmes-centred. Oneshot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete24. Brother » reviewsWhen Mycroft is sick and Watson is in mortal danger, Sherlock Holmes must choose what is more important to him: his blood brother or his dearest friend.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,461 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete25. The Adventure of the Secret Threat reviewsAnother case chronicled by Dr. John H. Watson. A threat has been sent to Scotland Yard, and the problem has been presented before Sherlock Holmes. How will Holmes discover the meaning and protect the Yard against it?Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-12-0826. The Story of Baritsu reviewsJust a tiny oneshot. A conversation between Holmes and Watson that explains the mystery of baritsu.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete27. The Adventure of the Curse of Two » reviewsDr. John H. Watson reveals yet another mystifiying case with the master consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes. This time, two twins come to seek help concerning a gipsy-warned curse hanging over the family. Now complete!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-1-08 - Complete28. Tom's Workers » reviewsA series of stories contaning fluff, drama, etc. surrounding the greatest shipwrights ever, Tom's Workers. ON HOLD.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,477 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 10-6-06 - Franky29. Legend of Luffy » reviewsThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, ONE PIECE style! How will Luffy save the land of Hyrule from the mysterious darkness that threatens to destroy the land? Will he eat Navi? Read to find out! ON HOLD.Crossover - Legend of Zelda & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 3-19-07 - Luffy30. Formula ONE PIECE » reviewsF-ZERO & ONE PIECE crossover. ONE PIECE charas are transported in a feasible way into the F0 world. Good story. Read it before making judgements! ON HOLD.Crossover - One Piece & F-Zero - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 12-28-0631. How I Feel reviewsA randomly written Sanji X Nami oneshot fic...even though I don't like SanNam. It's old, but this is a slightly newer version. R&R.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-8-06 - Sanji & Nami - Complete