--Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. (Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl)

--Es porque no tengo alas que no se volar. (My dad. We were having a conversation and he said that and I fell in love with that quote. My pop's amazin'.)

fatalxbeautee
(andheartssemicolon)

fatalxbeautee rather likes to talk in third person sometimes.
She would also like to let you know that you can call her Dai, Captain Jack, Jenny, or PassionFruit, too.
She also rather likes movies (any Disney classic, both Pirates of the Caribbean, the first two Harry Potter movies -the last two weren't fantsastic-, and the list will probably never end), not to mention music (anything but country), games (all Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasys VII and X(2), Super Smash Brothers Melle, and Tekken), and of course watching the tellie (Summerland, InuYasha, FullMetal Alchemist, Naruto, Sailor Moon -before they cancelled it-, -lately- MTV tr3s, and of course reality tv... so dramatic).
Dai, being the oh-so-informative person that she is, would like to tell you she likes reading (Harry Potter -all, despite the fact that she supports Harry and Hermione-, Georgia Nicolson series -hilariously witty-, anything by Meg Cabot, Artemis Fowl series... and so on and so forth...) almost as much as she likes to day dream about hottie celebrities (namely Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Jesse McCartney, Tom Felton -in case you are unaware, he is the actor who plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies-, Brad Pitt -despite the age of fourty- and so on and so forth...).
Oh, and before she forgets, she would like to inform you that she considers herself Cuban despite the fact that she was born in Miami, Florida... and that she can speak and read fluent spanish. Depending on the time of day and the circumstances, of course.
Captain Jack would also like for you to acknowledge the fact that she rather dislikes posers, vegetables, puke, anything disgusting, the fact that KH2 was such a let down (it wasnt a bad game, just not everything everyone thought it would be), not getting her way, liars (despite the fact that she is one), peo-, nevermind, she takes that back. She doesn't dislike liars, Jenny dislikes bad liars. Huge difference. Anyway, continuing on, people who don't treat their computers with respect enough to name them. She says that you should treat your computer well if you want them to work.
Oh, speaking of naming your computer, Captain Jack says that she would like to tell you that her computer's name is Flan, whom she adores very, very much. Flan is fixed amd behaving very well. PassionFruit is oh-so proud. Well, was. Flan broke again. Therefore, fatalxbeautee bought a a new computer whom she named Venti. Her friends agree that Flan was a better name. It was tastier.
Getting off the subject of computers, Dai says that she very much loves her family and one of her cousins rather likes this website and reads and writes on it as well. Her name: singing-w.e.a.t.h.e.r, her stories: very good.
Oh, and just about everything on her favorites lists are very good stories or authors. Depends on the list you pick, she says.

Well, fatalxbeautee, Dai, Captain Jack, Jenny, PassionFruit, whatever you would like to call her, says that you already know too much as it is. So therefore, she would very much like you to know that you should read her stories (considering they really aren't all that bad), and that she wishes you goodnight. Or good day. Or morning... afternoon... whenever it is that you are reading this.
And she also would like to inform you that thanks are in order for wasting very precious time reading this

With very, very, very, very, much love from:
fatalxbeautee, Dai, Captain Jack, Jenny, PassionFruit... whatever it is you want to call her.

If it wasn't for the fact that I took a while writing and looking for grammatical mistakes I would have deleted that obnoxious and tediously long text. The quotes I would have left. My name (user), too. I am much too easily attached to inannimate(sp?) objects. And that isn't even an object!

About my fanfiction, I want to thank those few people who bother to review and apoligize to those people reading my one unfinished story considering it's my fault for being lazy. But there is a lot more to come. I've actually written a lot. You know, on paper. So there's kinda the problem of prying my eyes from the strings of words authors write on this very site to write my own string of words. Basically, I'm too busy reading fanfiction to write any.

I am so lame.

READ MY FICS PEOPLE!

(Disclaimer: None of the characters I use in any of my fanfictions are mine. They are each patented to their companies.)