Updated November 29, 2008

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (and with a brand new story) =D wow, almost a two year hiatus... wow, hey, there's tons of crazy stuff from my last update back then... Dang, I was wack! o_O; Heh, sorry I was gone so long... part of that was due to the fact that I couldn't remember my password or which email I had used for this account... then I got an email saying an old story was favorited, so I then knew which email it was and could get my password! THANK YOU DarkXRachel!! You're my fanfiction hero!

History:

Last updated: February 17, 2007

Music mentioned in Operation: sadiehawkins:
Sadie Hawkins Dance

Yeah! my original fiction has been posted on fictionpress.com
where I have an advertisement for all those who like to draw, so check it out!
www.fictionpress.com/~zepuka

Name: I'd tell you, but then i'd have to kill you... (some things never change...) but you can call me
ZePuKa :wink:wink:

Age: 19

Location: the U S of A, where else? (save tokyo, sydney, london, and mexico city...other places on
my list of need to see's...)

mission statement: I AM A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN AND PROUD OF IT AND I AM
COMMITEED TO WRITING STORIES THAT ARE CUSS FREE AND MORAL AND I
WILL UNDER NO CONDITION WRITE ANYTHING AGAINST MY BELIEFS NO
MATTER HOW MANY FLAMES YOU GIVE ME! there, i believe i have made my point... for
all of those who missed it: NO CRAP!

Reading: Bible, LOTR Trilogy, WWII historic fiction, Civil War historic fiction, Harry Potter,
Eragon, (can't wait for eldest!), and my newest favorite, a manga entitled Fruits Basket, or Furuba
for short... but yeah, I'll read just about anything, my favorite store is waldenbooks, I always tend to
empty my pockets there...

Bands: Relient K! (If you diss them, YOU DIE! Mwahahahahahaha-ha-ha...ha...:cough:cough:...uh,
yeah...) Superchick, BarlowGirl (just they're never alone song), Falling Up, Pillar (these guys rock!),
FM Static, HAWK nelson! KJ-52! (It's pronounced FIVE TWO!), Thousand Foot krutch, the list
goes on an on...

Cartoons: (yeah, I'm 17 and I still watch cartoons, what a loser... IT'S NOT COMPLETELY
MYFAULT!I WAS DEPRIVED OF CARTOONS AT A YOUNG AGE, I'M SIMPLY
CATCHING UP:pant:pant:) Teen Titans, Codename: Kids Next Door, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny
Phantom, Avatar: the last airbender, whatever my sisters have on as long as it's not TOO
brainwashing...

Shows: CSI, Law Order, American Idol,
House, Touched by an Angel,Whatever's
on... (that's not the name of a show, people!)

Movies: LOTR! Shark Tale, I Robot, Harry Potter, The Italian Job, Ella Enchanted, Shrek (1
and2), the incredibles (I would love to be dash, well sorta, a girl form of dash anyway...)
Madagascar, POTC, wow, there's so many! so I'll just shut up now...

Characters: MOMIJI-KUUUUUUUN! kyo! Numbuh 4, Beastboy, Pippin, Sokka, (I'm seeing a pattern?)Starfire, Raven, Sam, hannajima-san (another pattern?) Hermione, Katarra, Legolas, Numbuh 5, Numbuh 3, Robin, (Yuki-kun,(so pretty, but kindadisturbingly girlish...) and shigure,(don't care if he's a perv, he'sstill kind and cute!) tied for third in fruits basket)Gandalf, Gimli, Cyborg, Numbuh 2,
Chad, Ron, Aragorn, etc... and lil momo! so cute!

Pet Peeves: That annoying 'swat the fly and get a 250 dollar gift certificate' ad that keeps appearing
at the top of fanfictionnet pages, people who think that Relient K isn't punk, cuz hate to tell ya, but
RELIENT K IS AS PUNK AS THEY COME, and I have a HUGE temper, but that doesn't flare
up so much anymore, actually, it hasn't for years, yea! but I'm warning you, my biggest pet peeve is
when people try to annoy me just for the heck of it, and I might blow up and call you all sorts of bad things- I have quite a sharp tongue when I'm angry, so DON'T TRY IT! (it's kinda like black Haru,
for all of those who read fruits basket, but yeah, it's BLACK ZEPUKA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
and yeah, I'll get frustrated sometimes, it doesn't always mean it's because of you so I'm
appologizing now for my temper if ever you encounter it... Heaven forbid I ever lose it again!

Quotes:

Starfire: I'm afraid our friend Beastboy's brain is lost forever!
Raven: Beastboy had a brain?
Beastboy: hahahaha! hey! i have a brain...i just don't use it much.

Numbuh 1: Can't we just put this whole thing behind us?
Numbuh 5: Well, you certainly have enough room back there!
Numbuhs 2,3,4,5: (laughs)

Legolas: (triumphant grin at just taking down a whole elephant)
Gimli: That still only counts as one!

Molly: They used that flying car to pick up Harry!
(not sure of exact words, it's been awhile since i've seen it)
Arthur: Really? How did it go?

Relient K: Our concentration, it contains a deadly flaw,
our conversations change from words to blah, blah, blah.
We took prescription drugs, but look how much good that did!
well i think i had a point, but i just got distracted...
(Link N/A)

KJ-52: tried to grow a mullet way back in high school
I was like "Now everybody gonna think that I'm cool
And the girls are gonna say I'm cuter than you Cruise"
Bit instead they laugh at me like that Sponge Bob dude
www.kj52.com/main.html (select song 'KJ five two')

Superchick: he is the one that i've been waiting for
i promise to love him forevermore
i've waited my whole life for the day i am his
i just know he's the...
wonder what his name is...?
(Link N/A)

Newsboys: when the toast is burned
ans all the milk has turned
and captain crunch is waving farewell
when the big one finds you
may this song remind you
that they don't serve breakfast in hell
The Breakfast song!

so yeah, just some random thoughts of mine:

Chocolate Gorillas filled with crunchy candy bananas are harder to eat than chocolate golf balls...
(Heads up, Aaidenkae!)

KILROY WAS HERE

This is the song that never ends, yup it goes on and on my friend! some people started singing it not
knowing what it was, and they'll contine singing it forever just because this is the song that never
ends...

l)!3 l)!3 l)!3 !11! (for all those who don't know 1337 533l( , that's die die DIE! heh...I was
squishing a bug =D)

Today is a bad day... Life is cruel... America screwed up... Constantine is MY amercan Idol... at
least I found my Relient K Mmhmm cd...

I love sugar... perhaps a little TOO much...

Kyo-kun is AWESOME! and I'm officially hooked on at leat one manga... (It's all your fault,
Aaidenkae...(smiles)... )

STATS:

Mountain Dew: Pitch Black! - chapter 2 up, trying to think of what I want to happen in chappie 3
Furuba Invasion! - 5 chapters posted, 6th (still) in the workings

FINISHED/Discontinued STORIES:

Operation: C.A.R.O.L.I.N.G.
Mountain Dew
Operation: S.A.D.I.E.H.A.W.K.I.N.S.
Harry Potter Christmas Carols
LOTR Random One Shots

Coming Soon: Furuba- chap6, Moutain Dew Pitch Black! - chap3
New story ideas: KND sequel to Operation S.A.D.I.E.H.A.W..K.I.N.S.