'Sup, I'm Wrought. Or I am now at least. I've inherited this account, and by god it's going to work for me. I removed a Jak story upon request by the former owner, and will be continuing the Final Fantasy story at her leisure, as she's writing it with me.

I'd like to apologise for the delays we're going to have.

Information about me? You're just here looking for amusing anecdotes, you goddamn liar. I know your kind.

I like grammar.

I like satire more.

I fixate on character growth, and absolutely thrive of constructive criticism. Please, for the love of god, if you have something to say, say it. I'll respond to criticism that isn't flames, and I'm not as mean as I can come across.

However I am Australian, and you know what that means.

If you don't, it means sarcasm and unparalleled toughness. Look at our national wildlife. Everything here is deadly, (not least of which the women).

I meant that lovingly, guys, don't fill my letterbox with snakes.

Fandom:

I'm not going to justify what I follow, what I read or why I'm on this site. Frankly, you don't care and I don't care to.

Stories:

Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous

This is, just to make it painfully clear, a satire. That means at time it's not going to be funny, but always going to reflect something. It is, keeping that in mind, primarily a humour story. It's currently rated M for future violence and other content, but keep in mind the main character of this is twelve years old. It will loosely follow the storyline of first Naruto and then Naruto Shippuden, drawing closer to the events of both depending on where the character is placed at the time.

This story laughs at itself, right up until it doesn't.

See you at sundown.