Sunday, July 12, 2009

First update of the new year... first update in a YEAR. WOW. I'm sorry. School got in the way-- or rather, diverted my interest? First summer school, trying to get credits out of my way for junior year, and then junior year. Uh. Yeah... that was some crazy stuff. Senior year's next, but who knows?

I'll update stories... eventually. I'm thinking of revising Gang Wars, since it seems so juvenile looking at it a year later. (Mostly cosmetic changes, never fear, and it'll help me get back into the feel of the story.) My head has been pulled a thousand different ways in the past year, so I can't promise how much of it will stay focused for long...

And, lastly, you can now find me on facebook, too, under my real name and/or email. (But not Twitter, yet.)

Name: Liz

Sex: Female

Occupation: Lazy writer, obsessive reader, random drawer, nitpicking beta/editor, stressing student

Age: 17

Height: 5'6

Description: Brown hair, brown eyes, t-shirt and shorts. Likely to be laughing, reading, or folding paper cranes.

Fueled With: Dr. Pepper, music (ranging from rock to Celtic), a silent house, and the dark.

Muse: Andy-chan

Sibling: Mysteriousmayhemmaker, aka Emi-chan

Story Stats: 14 stories, 3 collaborations, multiple betas

Stories written solely by me:

Random Tales- Fullmetal Alchemist. A collection of crack fics written and posted about two years ago. Complete from lack of reviews and lack of interest.

The Jak and Daxter Prank War- Jak and Daxter. Crack story, detailing the adventures of Jak and Daxter as they lead a prank war throughout the streets of Haven City. Spoilers up to Jak X. Complete.

Ramen and Sand- Naruto. One of the few serious stories I have posted, with an actual storyline. AU, NarutoxGaara pairing, detailing the exploits of two teenagers in a world where jinchuuriki are being hunted by a strange man leading a shadowy organization. Removed from the cite, with no set date to return.

Snakeman and the Elbow- Naruto. Crack story. A random one-shot where Naruto has a bet with Kiba as to whether or not Orochimaru can break the laws of physics. Complete, obviously.

Birds- Naruto. Serious one-shot, my take on Deidara's life before Akatsuki. Some speculation, most now proven wrong. Complete.

One Cold Night- Naruto. A completely random one-shot. Hints at pairings. Itachi and Kisame are traveling alone in a very cold place. Semi-crack. Complete.

And They All Got Drunk- Naruto. Major crack. Sasuke finds something in the camera that watches over the Hokage's office- but what the hell is going on on camera? Complete.

Adventures of Infamous Missing Nin- Naruto. Series of random little drabbles focusing on Akatsuki members, ranging from iPods to discussions on Naruto's name. Spoilers to the latest chapters. Mostly crack.

The Bird and the Shark- Naruto. Semi-serious, partly smut. DeidaraxKisame pairing, because I like it and haven't seen it anywhere else. Spoilers to the second arc in the manga. Complete.

Fine Art- Naruto. One-shot, SasorixDeidara smut. Longest free-standing one-shot with over five thousand words. One of my most popular works, strangely enough. Complete.

Gang Wars- Naruto. Ongoing series, updated when I have something written. AU, detailing Deidara's life in a foreign land at a school of ninja. When he joins the elite gang at the school, he finds himself in the middle of a conflict between gangs and another teen's complex over gaijin. SasorixDeidara, ItachixKisame.

Pizza Guy and the Snake- Naruto. One-shot, companion to Snakeman and the Elbow. Pizza guy's point of view. Complete.

Kitchenettes and Kisses- Death Note. One-shot, semi-crack. What happens when Misa walks in unannounced? LxRaito pairing. Complete.

Destruction and Discussion- Death Note. One-shot, companion to Kitchenettes and Kisses. Who knew Misa had such a degree of insanity? LxRaito pairing. Complete.

Liz's Trip to Hell- Misc. Multichapter story about me going to Dante's Hell as Dante did in The Inferno. Completely random, I know, but it was an assignment... that I spent two weeks writing.

Collaboration stories:

Together Forever- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterious Angel -05. TornxAshelin pairing. Peace reigns, the metal-heads all defeated. Now Torn's on a new mission- to win Ashelin's heart! Complete.

Forever and Always- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterios Angel -05.JakxKeira pairing. He pissed off the wrong woman when he kissed Ashelin Praxis- Keira and Jinx work together to win Jak back! Complete.

Final Adventures: Sandover Village- Jak and Daxter. Collaboration with Mysterious Angel -05. The final adventures of Jak and Daxter before the Rift Rider takes them to Haven City! What new dangers will they face? What stupidity will ensue?

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Contact info

Yosh. Email is anime_dragon1992@hotmail.com, facebook is homepage link, myspace is www.myspace.com/kuodoragon, devart is www.deviantart.com/~destinedragon, neopets is either animedragongirl or destinedragon. If you wanna ask me somethin', engage in senseless debate, chastise me or whatever, you can PM me.