Author has written 24 stories for Pokémon, Beyblade, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Fairy Tail, Final Fantasy VII, One Piece, Yu-Gi-Oh, South Park, Crash Bandicoot, Tokyo Mew Mew, D.Gray-Man, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Shugo Chara!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
All of that aside now...
Welcome to my profile page. Feel free to click on whatever link you like, preferably my stories, because this page has been designed to display my creative works to a critical audience - namely you.
P.S.: You don't have to be crazy to read my work but it helps.
This Author is prone to unexpected hiatus.
On the topic of my work, here's a little break down of what is currently happening right now:
In my actual life: I'm finished with university for the year. Updates may slow down as I find better things to do over the holidays. Vacations are notorious for being the periods when I'm more prone to unexpected writer's block and hiatus.
The Heart of All Hearts: In-progress, 15%. Coming along slowly for lack of motivation, mainly. Chapter 10 progress bar; -
Tidus' Adventures in Traverse Town: Slow progress, 70%. Mostly due to lack of support. Chapter 21 progress bar; - -
Altered Memories: In-progress, 40%. Chapter 14 progress bar; - - - - - -
The Best Things I Have Ever Heard in My Life:
(I usually don't know where they originally come from, so sometimes I just quote the person who said it to me)
"A velociraptor with a jet pack running with scissors: for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every single motherfucker in the room." - vampiresblood1
(On playing the Wii: ) "If I wanted to play around with a six inch stick I would have gone into my room and had a wank." - vampiresblood1
"You only need two commands to win at Scribblenauts: 'large boulder' and 'Cthulhu'." - vampiresblood1
"Instrukshons: for those people who just can't live without directions." - on a box of tank tops
"What's imagination again?" - some random year12 student
(On playing Fable:) "If the game is okay with you being evil doesn't that defeat the purpose of being evil?" - 2ndDan
(In response to "Who was the dumbass who put an 's' in 'lisp'?") "The same dumbass who spelt 'phonetic' with a 'ph'." - Bird
"Surds: what dyslexic Serbians call themselves." - My Mum (after I tried to explain to her what surds are)
"Australians are somehow extremely disaster-resistant, always admonishing mother nature's revenge with the humble words: 'she'll be right, mate.' Five states in the country go under water... 'she'll be right mate'. One state and one territory are smashed with a cyclone... 'she'll be right, mate'. Even if a category 5 cyclone rampaged through a bushfire, sucking up all the flames to become a giant, swirling firestorm and then rolled across the bushland, picking up the various species of poisonous spiders and snakes and some crocodiles, then once the cyclone came so far inland and had to stop it would rain a poison-carnivorous-hell of dangerous animals that are all super pissed off because they're on fire... 'yeah... she'll be right, mate'." - Cazzah
"In the past when we were all cavemen, humans needed pubic hair to protect their genitals. But now we have underwear to do that job, so we should just shave them off." - Raff
"I once got a spam e-mail titled 'SIX STEPS TO A GREAT CAREER'. I was really disappointed when it wasn't an ad for revolvers." - todaystomsawyer
"'Where the hell is the front of my wig?!'... said every cosplayer ever." - Hikari Mei
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