C.B. Magique
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since: 12-25-04, id: 727115, Profile Updated: 04-24-13
Author has written 24 stories for Pokémon, Beyblade, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Fairy Tail, Final Fantasy VII, One Piece, Yu-Gi-Oh, South Park, Crash Bandicoot, Tokyo Mew Mew, D.Gray-Man, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Shugo Chara!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

WARNING:
IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY SANE CONSULT A DOCTOR BEFORE OPENING A STORY LINK TO MY WORK. READING THESE STORIES MAY CAUSE SEISURES, BRAIN DAMAGE OR OTHER SERIOUS MENTAL AILMENTS.

All of that aside now...

Welcome to my profile page. Feel free to click on whatever link you like, preferably my stories, because this page has been designed to display my creative works to a critical audience - namely you.

P.S.: You don't have to be crazy to read my work but it helps.

2ND WARNING:

This Author is prone to unexpected hiatus.


On the topic of my work, here's a little break down of what is currently happening right now:

In my actual life: I'm finished with university for the year. Updates may slow down as I find better things to do over the holidays. Vacations are notorious for being the periods when I'm more prone to unexpected writer's block and hiatus.

Stories
I just want everyone to keep in mind that some of the stuff on my account is really old! (I've been writing on this site since 2005). I just keep it here as a reference and a reminder of what I was like back then and to examine how far I really have come. I'm now going to be setting up a progress report. Anything not on it is either a) complete or b) doesn't exist on this site anymore.

Progress report:

The Heart of All Hearts: In-progress, 15%. Coming along slowly for lack of motivation, mainly. Chapter 10 progress bar; -

Tidus' Adventures in Traverse Town: Slow progress, 70%. Mostly due to lack of support. Chapter 21 progress bar; - -

Altered Memories: In-progress, 40%. Chapter 14 progress bar; - - - - - -


The Best Things I Have Ever Heard in My Life:

(I usually don't know where they originally come from, so sometimes I just quote the person who said it to me)

"A velociraptor with a jet pack running with scissors: for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every single motherfucker in the room." - vampiresblood1

(On playing the Wii: ) "If I wanted to play around with a six inch stick I would have gone into my room and had a wank." - vampiresblood1

"You only need two commands to win at Scribblenauts: 'large boulder' and 'Cthulhu'." - vampiresblood1

"Instrukshons: for those people who just can't live without directions." - on a box of tank tops

"What's imagination again?" - some random year12 student

(On playing Fable:) "If the game is okay with you being evil doesn't that defeat the purpose of being evil?" - 2ndDan

(In response to "Who was the dumbass who put an 's' in 'lisp'?") "The same dumbass who spelt 'phonetic' with a 'ph'." - Bird

"Surds: what dyslexic Serbians call themselves." - My Mum (after I tried to explain to her what surds are)

"Australians are somehow extremely disaster-resistant, always admonishing mother nature's revenge with the humble words: 'she'll be right, mate.' Five states in the country go under water... 'she'll be right mate'. One state and one territory are smashed with a cyclone... 'she'll be right, mate'. Even if a category 5 cyclone rampaged through a bushfire, sucking up all the flames to become a giant, swirling firestorm and then rolled across the bushland, picking up the various species of poisonous spiders and snakes and some crocodiles, then once the cyclone came so far inland and had to stop it would rain a poison-carnivorous-hell of dangerous animals that are all super pissed off because they're on fire... 'yeah... she'll be right, mate'." - Cazzah

"In the past when we were all cavemen, humans needed pubic hair to protect their genitals. But now we have underwear to do that job, so we should just shave them off." - Raff

"I once got a spam e-mail titled 'SIX STEPS TO A GREAT CAREER'. I was really disappointed when it wasn't an ad for revolvers." - todaystomsawyer

"'Where the hell is the front of my wig?!'... said every cosplayer ever." - Hikari Mei


1. Dear Fanfiction » reviews
The Canon of Kingdom Hearts has taken issue with the fans and their fanfiction and is unloading its feelings in letters to us. But that doesn't mean that we don't have anything to say back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 12-7-11
2. Bladers to Trainers » reviews
The G-Revolutions are raring to get started on their next championship campaign but an encounter with a strange creature puts that on hold. Its bizarre power sends Tyson, Kai, Max, Ray, Hilary and Daichi into a new dimension filled with many more unusual critters. In order to get back, they have to journey around Hoenn and learn to coexist with these weird creatures called Pokemon.
Crossover - Pokémon & Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-26-13 - Published: 2-17-13 - Tyson G./Takao K. & Kai H.
3. Altered Memories » reviews
After finally returning to the Destiny Islands, Sora begins to feel the consequences of memory manipulation by Naminé and Organisation XIII. But since everyone believes that he's simply been on holiday, he has time to try to work out the scrambled parts of his heart. Meanwhile, Riku has returned to a world that remembered him all along. How can he explain his betrayal?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,725 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-18-13 - Published: 5-7-12 - Sora & Riku
4. Tidus' Adventures in Traverse Town » reviews
There was one extra survivor of the Heartless Storm on the Destiny Islands. Tidus finds himself in Traverse Town and is practically forced to work as a tinkerman at the Gizmo Shop. Life in such a miserable town is not as miserable as it seems at first.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-12-13 - Published: 6-14-09 - Tidus & Sora
5. Princess Story » reviews
Kairi accidentally leaves her friends on the Destiny Islands and winds up in a wintery Disney Town. She's trying to get home but the past she lost is quickly catching up with her, pulling her back and tying her up with a very impossible Nobody.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 3-17-13 - Published: 2-12-11 - Kairi & Zexion - Complete
6. BUBBLINE » reviews
A collection of one-shots about the romance between the Vampire Queen and the Bubblegum Princess.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-16-12 - Published: 11-3-12 - Marceline A. & Princess B. Bubblegum
7. Counting Stars reviews
A younger Xehanort sits on the beach counting the stars in the night sky. He wonders how far away they are and if he can ever hope to reach them. Then one day he finds it: the means to take himself away from his lonely island home and into the midst of the cosmos.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-12 - Master Xehanort - Complete
8. Pokétalia The World Meeting reviews
It's Axis Powers Hetalia! But instead of the countries being represented as people, they're Pokémon.
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-31-12 - Pikachu & N. Italy - Complete
9. Dirge of the 14th » reviews
Allen Walker had never thought anything of his birth parents who had abandoned him but when he saves the soul of an akuma who knows the name of his birth mother he believes that it is finally time for him to get some real closure.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 2-12-11 - Allen Walker & Wisely - Complete
10. The Heart of All Hearts » reviews
Amu got over the loss of her normal life when she gained three guardian charas, but when a new force of darkness arrives it introduces a new concept of good and evil that will blow her mind out of the water.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,577 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 5-19-11 - Published: 10-17-08 - Roxas & Amu H.
11. Chocolate Factory reviews
Ichigo is making chocolates for Masaya on Valentine's Day but needs someone to test them. Lucky Ryou is on hand when you need him the most. But he has his own agenda this Valentine's Day. Fluffeh
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-10 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S. - Complete
12. Silence Broken reviews
Xion arrives in a new world for recon and meets a strange, largely silent inhabitant. She unknowingly creates another connection.
Crossover - Crash Bandicoot & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-6-10 - Crash Bandicoot & Xion - Complete
13. I'm Not Sucking Your Balls, Fatass reviews
If the US government decides that imaginary things are real, you should never, EVER, try to use that against your friends lest they get back at you in the worst way imaginable. !Contains spoilers for Imagination Land trilogy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-10 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete
14. War Games reviews
Seto plays a war game with a little orphan girl... how hard could that be?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-22-09 - Seto K. - Complete
15. What Good Are Razors? reviews
A one-night-stand ends badly and finds Kidd on the wrong side of a chainsaw. TLxEK
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-1-09 - E. Kidd & T. Law - Complete
16. The Princess at the Golden Ball reviews
Everything was sparkly and golden but nothing shone brighter than she did. A not-so-helpless princess and a not-so-fearless prince meet at a ball, and Cloud realises something about Tifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-09 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
17. A Child's Imagination reviews
Midnight has always found agony and fear entertaining. It was funny to imagine their terrified features etched upon the face of the dead woman he called his mother.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-09 - Midnight - Complete
18. I Am Not Nobody reviews
Xion and Ventus get to meet each other and discuss their fates, their existence and their purpose. They draw a conclusion and then... well... that's the end of it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-09 - Xion & Ventus/Ven - Complete
19. Little Kiddies reviews
It turns out that Gazille acutally likes children. A little bit of speculation about how his job as a teacher went.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-20-09 - Gajeel R. - Complete
20. Morbid Humour » reviews
In a desperate but badly thought out attempt to bring back Sasuke, Naruto ends up bringing back more than he'd ever hoped to. Chapter 14: Itachi returns to Konoha with astonishing information, but the world still won't be perfect for a long time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,743 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 2-26-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
21. Kairi reviews
A one-shot in which Namine and Xion chat about what the world should be and contemplate why it isn't.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-09 - Naminé & Xion - Complete
22. The Reemergence of One Lost in His Own Heart » reviews
Then... is Roxas gone? Ven finally has to face the music. Now Sora has to reconcile with his mother, his little sister and eventually, himself. What will become of a changing personality? Is there still place for you at home?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 8-23-08 - Sora & Ventus/Ven - Complete
23. What Not to do When in France » reviews
What's love to an enigmatic Russian? To Oliver, love is absolutely everything. Maybe Kai came on a little bit too strong in the first encounter. KaixOli . Contains yaoi and mature scenes.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,163 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 12-26-07 - Oliver & Kai H. - Complete
24. Requited Love reviews
He has to be a Pokemon master and she has to be a mother who loves him and cheers for him no matter what. contains spoilers Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-06 - Ash K./Satoshi & Delia K./Hanako - Complete