I'm going to be taking Novemeber off to participate in nanowrimo (National Novel Writing Month). It's a ton of fun, you have to write a 50,000 word novel in a month. I really want to try my hand at it, so I'll be focusing on my own story for November. I do have another chapter or two for TSAM though, so if you guys really want me to, I can keep updating or wait until I've completely finished the story. The poll is up, and I'd really appreciate it if you would vote!

TSAM IS UPDATED!!

I just wanted to let everyone know I'm taking The Huge Book of Fairy Tales...Sort of down. I am keeping the stories, but I decided to give them all their own separate pages. At the moment, I'm rewriting Toads and Diamonds (I know, I'm supposed to be working on ROP/TSAM, sorry) Because really, I should have been hung and quartered for posting Toads and Diamonds. Once I'm finished rewriting it, I'm tearing HBOFT down. Thanks so much to everyone who enjoyed it!

...please don't ask me about ROP.

World's Shortest Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End. (No, I didn't write this. Wish I had though)

Me- Blech, I'm bad at talking about myself. I think I'm a decent-ish writer though. I'm a lot better then I was when I started Snow White anyway. I'm just a chick obsessed with stories, hot, possessive bad boys, rewriting fairy tales/folklore and REVIEWS!! I love reviews and I'm always dying to get some. I won't ever ignore you or bite your head off if you do send me one, and it just means a lot to me to have some kind of feedback on what I'm doing right and what I really suck at. ...ok, I can't think of anything else important.

Beta- CutePsycoNHyper http/www.fanfiction.net/u/915504/

Current Stories-

To Summon a Mate (? parts)

On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from a mirror he had been imprisoned in for 500 years. Kagome is in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about...yet

About TSAM- This is another story I have no freakin' idea where is came from. Just kinda popped into my head when I was reading this book on Halloween folklore. According to what I've read, it's not the anti-Christian, pro-witchcraft holiday a lot of people assume it is. Well, pro-love predications and if you want to be technical, that could count as witchcraft but meh, still a bunch of awesome stories.

Pairing- Inu/Kag, San/Mir

This story is in progress.

This is a original story! But it is based on some Halloween folklore. In case anyone is interested in learning more about Halloween, I found a lot of good info at these sites-

http://www.loc.gov/folklife/halloween.html

http://www.history.com/minisites/halloween

Here's some more information on Fallen Angels should anyone care- http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Fallen_angel Just copy and paste.

Fan Art- Gahhh!! MainCrick did this awesome picture of the first chapter for me! Thanks so much!

http://MonicaIshtar.deviantart.com/art/To-summon-a-mate-4-penthesilea-106776700

Future Progress- Probably nothing. Maybe a one shot for San/Mir if it's not written into the story.

I'll Be Home for Christmas (? parts)

Sesshomaru gave her life and then he gave her betrayal. But he was completely unaware of the greatest gift he had ever given her...until today.

This is from a combination of wayyyyy to many Harlequin novels and frustration at TSAM. I've got 10 million ideas for it at the moment, so it's not going to be updated regularly until I get everything all sorted out. So it might be awhile until this story really gets off the ground.

Pairing- Sess/Kagura

This story is in progress

Future Progress- I'm toying with a Inu/Kag sequel. But we'll see.

Kissing Kismet (? parts)

A kiss may ruin a human life.

So KK is a fic I'm co-writing with my freaking awesome beta, CutePsycoNHyper. We've planned NOTHING out, we write each chapter based on what the last person wrote. So it's been very...interesting so far. But also a whole lot of fun so you guys NEED to check it out.

Pairing- So far, Kag/Inu and San/Mir. Everyone else is up for grabs.

This story is progress

This is an original story!! ...well as original as a fanfiction can be.

Future progress- Who knows?

The Rape of Persephone...Sort of(? parts)

Sesshomaru, God of the Underworld wanted someone other then the dead to love him, so he forces Kagome, Goddess of the Spring into his home and tries to win her heart. Unfortunately, neither she or her boyfriend Inuyasha like the idea very much.

Pairing- a weird Inu/Kag/Sess thing that isn't really a threesome. Don't worry, all will becomes clear in the end!

This story is in progress.

Original story- http/www.paleothea.com/SortaSingles/Persephone.html

Future progress- No sequels to this one, no matter how much you beg me.

The Huge Book of Fairy Tales...Sort of

This will soon be torn down. Once I finish the rewrite of Toad's and Diamonds, it's gone.

You know how most fairy tales go something like, 'Once upon a time there was a Princess. Princess meets Prince, Prince defeats evil, Prince and Princess fall in love and marry, the end.' Ever wonder what would happen if the Inuyasha gang was thrown into them?

So what The Huge Book of Fairy Tales... Sort of is, is me just taking various tales and myths I love or hate, and rewriting them with the Inuyasha gang with other different twists. (Like in Donkey Skin I turned Kikyo into a ugly, old fat lady. Did I mention how much Hojo/Kikyo bashing there is?) They're not long enough to have their own pages, so I put them all together under one title. This part of my profile is more info on them, pairings, status, links to the original story and future progress. The summaries aren't great but I personally like the stories a lot. So you should go read and review some. Preferably now. (Please?)

Diamonds and Toads...Sort of- (2 parts) Kagome is forced to be her aunt and cousin's servant until she helps a miko in need and receives a very...rich gift. (See? That's horrible.)

Pairing- Inu/Kag, mentions of a possible Mir/San

This story is completed for now. I'm thinking of rewriting it.

Future progress- You'll see.

Original story- http/www.surlalunefairytales.com/diamondstoads/index.html

Donkey Skin...Sort of- (7 parts) Kagome is forced to flee from the East wearing a donkey skin when her adopted father wants to marry her in accordance to his dead wife's wish. (Oh yeah that's going to make you want to read it.)

Pairing- Inu/Kag, and a lot of mentions of a very hopeful Miroku's dream of Mir/San (well, there kinda is a Mir/San, but it's one sided if that makes any sense.)

This story is completed

Future progress- Picked the two stories I'm using as sequels (yes, it's plural) But I'm not telling you what they are yet. (haha.)

Original story- http/www.surlalunefairytales.com/donkeyskin/index.html

King Thrushbeard...Sort of- (7 parts) After insulting almost all the female guests at a ball, Sesshomaru's father swore that the first commoner that came to his gates would marry his son. Queen Rin of the East takes full advantage...

Pairing- mainly Sess/Rin (my first fic with them!) and a bit of Inu/Kag, Mir/Sano, and Inu no Taisho/Izayoi

This story is completed.

Future progress- Once again, I'm planning two sequels for this story, one for Aya/Kou and Kag/Hit. I found Aya/Kou's story, not sure about Kag/Hit yet. (one of these days I'm going to write a story where there isn't a sequel...)

Original story- http://www.surlalunefairytales.com/kingthrushbeard/index.html

First Song Rin sings- http/www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Gypsy_Rover.shtml

Second Song Rin sings- http/www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/When_She_Held_Me_Her_Arms.shtml

Next Story in the Book- I'm thinking Puss in Boots. I have a really good idea for it that I think many of you are going to like. Either that or the Kou/Aya sequel from King Thrushbeard.

Future Stories- Catskin (kinda like Donkey Skin) The Evil Enchanter, Puss in Boots, The Fish and the Ring (maybe), Princess and the Pea, Six Swans, The Snow Queen (maybe), Thumbelina, Cinder Maid, The Well of the World's End, The Three Heads of the Well (maybe), might, might, might do The Golden Ball, The Swan Maidens (maybe), The Jolly King's Daughter (maybe), The Golden Goose, Fairer-then-a-Fairy (maybe), The Three Treasures of the Giants (maybe) Baba Yaya (maybe). Prince Bayaya, The Betrothal Gifts (maybe), The Golden Godmother (I have to change a lot in this one, so not sure yet) The Three Citrons, The Golden Duck, Cap O' Rushes, Molly Whuppie (I was thinking of doing that in maybe a modern times.), Three Feathers (maybe, the story was kind of boring.), The Old Witch (maybe, could be good if I combine it with something else), Rushen Coatie, Tamlane (maybe, might make a good oneshot/two shot if I do it), When I find more I want to do, I'll put them up here.

Completed Stories-

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...Sort of (62 chapters)

"Mirror Mirror, who is the woman Inuyasha wants more then me?" Princess Kagome is about to find out not everything is as it appears, the dead come back, and maybe happy ever afters do exist.

Pairings- Inu/Kag, Sess/Rin, Mir/San, Kou/Aya, Hiten/Kagura, Jakotsu/? and disturbing Nar/Kik

This story is completed!!

Future Progress- Sorry, no sequels guys. A Long time from now I'll probably go over it, and fix the mistakes I missed the first time, but I really want to take a break from this story once it's over.

Original story- http/www.surlalunefairytales.com/sevendwarfs/index.html

It Makes Me Ill (One Shot)

Jealosuy isn't the only things Inuyasha feels when he sees Kagome with her new boyfriend.

Pairings- Inu/Kag

This story is completed!

Future Progress- NONE! But I would like to write some more one-shots now.

Summer Loathin' (One Shot)

Kagome doesn't hate the Summer because of the annoying insects, the eventual boredom or even because of the hot weather. For her, Summer brings a whole different kind of heat.

Pairing: Inu/Kag

This story is completed!

Future Progress-None.

Recalling Jasmine (One Shot)

He was a killer, an abomination, a phantom, a ghost and a killer with no sense of past, present, or future. However, the jasmine-scented woman refused to let him remain that way.

Pairing: Inu/Kag

This story is completed!

Future Progress- Probably none. I won't completely disregard the idea of making this longer, but it won't happen anytime soon.

Next Story-

I've got TSAM, ROP, Toads and Diamonds, a oneshot based off Neyo's 'Single' and that new Christmas story NONE OF YOU ARE READING YET (Ahem) That's enough right now, isn't it? I am toying with an idea that involves incubi and amethyst or mascots however. We'll see how it goes though.

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