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Author has written 72 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Questions? Comments?

Feel free to email me at siriusly.klutzy@gmail.com! It's my new email completely devoted to all things fanfiction and Siriusly Klutzy related! (I feel like a very lame advertisement.)

My Stories

I write a random range of fanfics, though not completely random. My current obsession is Lily and Jamesbasically the Marauders time. I'm hopelessly in love with Sirius Black and James Potter (along with Edward Cullen, but that's a different story...literally Hehehe.).

Most of what I have are one-shots. When I'm stuck, I'll write a little one-shot, post it, and see what people think. Then, normally, I go back to what I was writing before because I was inspired by something someone said or a bee or something. I'm officially addicted to one-shots. It's like a disease or something, but a good thing because they're fun.

Translations of Awesome

Also, some of my Lily/James fics are going to be translated into Spanish by the amazing Thaly Potter Black. --A Bird of Distractions and also Purple Sandwiches in the Rain

And Good Taste was translated into Portuguese by the lovely Infallible Girl

Sango Hale, a wonderful, wonderful person, translated Snitch Kisses into Spanish for me!

Ginevrose translated Not On My Watch into German! So, a fruit basket for you! She also did Lungs Like His Motherand Threatening a Wall. So even more fruit baskets!

Beta-ness of Excellence

Oh this has nothing to do with translating stuff BUT: I'm beta-ing an AWESOME story by RandomSelection called Siriusly In Love. I recommend you all check it out!!

DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT:

Confessions of a Hormonal Teenage Princess by The Fiffth Marauder

I like:

Chocolate
Boys (especially ones with nice arms)
Reading/Writing (fanfics, books, etc...)
My amigos and the stupid stuff they do.
Orange (the color and the fruit)
La musica
Marshmallow Football
Quidditch
The occasional burst into a random language that I hardly know (Spanish, French, Italian, German...)

I don't like:

An over abundance of pessimism
When people yell at you for making the same mistake (GAH)
Mosquitoes
Super cold (Sitting at the computer with a blanket confining your feet is awkward)
Obnoxiously cold
Unbearably hot
Bandaids

Quote Time

Happiness often sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open. --John Barrymore

Morality, like art, meants drawing a line someplace. -- Oscar Wilde

Whenever you fall, pick up something.-- Oswald Theodore Avery

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. --Will Rogers

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. --Fran Lebowitz

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. --Tom Clancy

“How do you answer the question ‘What is the meaning of life?’ I’ve always said it was a matter of opinion, and mine answer happens to be, ‘To live’.” --To Babysite Charlie by Paranoid Sarcasm, Chapter 17

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. --Ralph Walado Emerson (I love writing essays on this guy.)

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. -- Unknown (I wish I could play the piano. It's such a sweet quote!)

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? --Albert Einstein (And Einstein was no fool.)

You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes. --Winnie the Pooh

My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life. --Lee Iacocca (Not only that, but if they died before you, you'll have a better spot in line!)

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. --JK Rowling (Of course.)

Yeaah...because the people WE would charge are all kind of...in books.-- My good friend Runa on how we're different than rampaging teeny boppers. :P

If a guy like you can stand up and do what you did, then maybe everyone can. Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of.-- I Am The Messenger

And here is a survey because my good pal Runa sent it to me.

1) Your HP nickname: You may call me Siriusly Klutzy, if that counts as a nickname.

2) Do you write fanfiction: To the extreme :D

3) Draw fanart: Aha, nooo.

4) Review much: As much as I can, though I can babble a lot in reviews.

5) Read too many fics: I have to agree with Runa, there's no such thing as too many fics!

6) Favorite house: Going cliche, with Gryffindor.

7) Favorite Gryffindor student: Ever? Probably James Potter :D

8) Favorite Slytherin student: Oxymoron.

9) Favorite Ravenclaw student: Cho. Just kidding! Luna.

10) Favorite Hufflepuff student: Ermmm Cedric.

11) Favorite teacher: Remus Lupin, of course.

12) Favorite overall character: Sirius. He's my favorite person, but as in overall. Like, if I had to chose who to save in a fire, I would chose Sirius first. But like, as you can see by the next person, James is my favorite "adult". If that makes sense. Which is probably doesn't, but oh well.

13) Favorite adult: James

14) Canon/fanon Draco: Canon.

15) Canon/fanon Snape: Canon.

16) Voldemort or Dumbledore: Dumbledore. Voldy reminds me too much of Michael Jackson...

17) Cho, annoying or not: Annoying times like 80 million.
Shipping:

18) Your OTP: Lily/James! Best ever.

19) Other ships you sail: Lets see, Ron/Hermione. Remus/Tonks. Katie/Oliver. You can find them all right before this thing.

20) Intruiging ships: Dumbledore/Closet, courtesy of Terese.

21) Disliked ships: Harry/Ginny. Ugh.Harry/Hermione. Erm, not a fan of slash. Once again, you can see my ships above this.

22) Ships hated with a passion (erm... this is optional :X): Harry/Hermione is definitely my least favorite. Sorry.

23) Het, slash or femmeslash: Het

24) H/Hr or R/Hr: R/Hr, without a doubt.

25) D/Hr or D/G: Neither. Ginny and Hermione aren't stupid enough to do that.

26) H/D or H/SS: Ewy. Neither.

27) Older gen, younger gen or cross-gen: Older. They be the bestest. Love my marauders.

Fanfiction:

28) Canon or AU: canon

29) Fluff or angst: Fluff. But more of a humor person. Humorous fluff is always fun.

30) Darkfic: Not fun.

31) OOC or IC: Generally IC, but OOC can be fun as well.

32) SuddenlyVeryPowerful!Harry: facepalm No. He's the shrimpy little kid with glasses and possibly a dragon tatoo. :P

33) One-shot or chaptered: I may be a one-shot addict, but I like both.

34) Novel-length: Those are amazing, though I don't think I've read one that was finished yet. But some are simply amazing.

35) Gen, het or slash: Het. Not a fan of slash.

36) Drabbles: They can be interesting.

37) SuddenlyVerySexy!Draco: Nope.

38) Fanfiction Pet Peeves: Slash, erm lack of updating, not a fan of song fics for some reason.

39) Canon or Fanon: Canon. Fanon can be fun though.

40) Many ships in one fic: Normally one. Well, unless its like KB/OW with AS/GW and AJ/FW. Or like L/J with Alice/Frank or something. Okay, so I like lots of ships. :p

Books:

59) Cried for Cedric: (wonders what missing 19 questions were) Anyway, no. But I was very sad. Babes shouldn't die. (James, Sirius, Remus... sigh)

60)Cried for Sirius: Yes, yes I did.

61) Dark or Light Side: Light side!

62) Did the explanation of the prophecy satisfy you: Mhmmm.

63) Which character needs some more development: James. What did he do. Ugh, 3.

Fanart:

64) Favorite artist(s): There's a lot of really good people. Love the stuff on DeviantArt.

65) Favorite drawing style: Hand drawn, or epic ones that were photoshopped or something.

66) Love fanart of: Definitely.

67) Fanart Pet Peeves: Creepy slash pictures.

68) Stick art. Yes or no: Of course!

69) Shiny: Oh, some times.

70) Anime/Manga style: Yeah, they're entertaining. Love the comic strips. Def. the best.

71) Realism: Mhmm.

72) Cartoon: Yeah!

73) Gen or shipped: Errr

Misc.:

74) Blaise's gender: It's a boy!

75) Tom Riddle's eye colour: He's going to get yellow eyes. Just like the kid in A Christmas Story.

76) Luna fan: Of course!

77) OC's, done or not done: Er done?

78) Liking Weasley ships with 'Flame' or 'Fire' in the name: I don't understand. Example? Until then, no.

79) Weasley love: Fred and George were definitely the best, closely followed by Charlie and then Bill.

80) Malfoy love: Ick. No.

81) Potter love: Best couple in the world, Lily and James!

82) Is Lucius really 49: He's something like that.

83) Brilliant ship name (Don't need to ship it, though!): Don't ship it, but love the name Harmony. If that's even how its spelled.

84) Plain stupid ship name: Garry. I don't actually know if it is one, but I couldn't think of a better one.

85) Voldemort. Bald. Yes or no: He's no Voldy if he has hair.

86) The power He-Knows-Not and the power that saved Harry is: Love. L-O-V-E. Ex: I love James Potter.

87) Your view on Hufflepuff-ies: Woo!

88) Should Ron say 'Bloody Brilliant' more then once? He's not Ron if he doesn't!

89) Hermione. Pretty. Am I right: She is to Ron!

90) Best HP fanfic ever: Commentarius by B.C. Daily.

91) Rec the 2nd best, too: A Look to the Left by croOKed-Aura.

92) Did HP change your life dramatically: Yes, yes it did. :D

93) Marauders. Like or dislike: Neither. LOVE.

94) Prongs, Moony, Padfoot or Wormtail: Mr. Prongs, please.

95) Could Lily have been an animagus too: If she wanted to be.

96) What animal Lily would've been: Tempted to put bumble bee, but Dumbledore. So I'm going to have to say...a duck. Because the first stuffed animal I saw was my duck, Benjy!

97) Did Harry pass his Potions' OWL's : That he did.

98) Did Ron: Yeap.

99) Is Harry going to die or will he survive: Thought so, but no.

100) What gives you the most warm fuzzies in your stomach in the whole HP-verse: The Marauders. Page 625 (agreeing with Runa!). Fanfics. All the friends I've made :D :sentimental:

Bonus question: 101) Did you like this survey: Yup! Thanks Runa!

Another Survey from Runa!

Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. James Potter

2. Sirius Black

3. Remus Lupin

4. Teddy Lupin! (nawee)

5. Lily Evans

6. Alice Longbottom

7. Tonks

8. Fred Weasley

9. Charlie Weasley

10. who else...Ron of course!

11. Oliver Wood!

12. Andd last but not leastt I feel like I'm forgetting someone! How about Marlene. Ah my fanfic characters.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Alice/Oliver? I can't say I have. But that would be really weird.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?Ohmygoodness. Teenage Teddy is gorgeous!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?If Marlene got Fred pregnant? I think it would be the other way around. I don't think that could happen seeing as when Marlene died Fred was either really tiny or not born yet... But it would be strange all the same. But maybe... ghost babies?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Charlie fics! Yeah, I do! They were really good, actually.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?Alice and Sirius... nope. Sorry. She belongs to Frank. And he belongs to me. Heh.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Lily/Charlie or Lily/Ron. Oh jeez. How about Lily/James?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?Tonks walking in on Marlene and Sirius. Well, I think the Marlene Sirius thing could be a common fanon thing, but not so sure about the Tonks thing. She'd have been much younger so it could have been along the lines of "What in the name of Merlin's pants...?" or whatever little kids say when they see that. Either way, awkward situation, I'm sure.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Ron/Remus?? No thanks.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I have never ever seen James/Fred fluff. And I really really wouldn't like to.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Alice/Marlene? I could see in a friendship way they'd help each other. Purely friendship. Friendship. In fact, the title would be Friendship. Win.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Teddy de-flower James?? Head desk. I really really really really wouldn't want to make up a plot for that.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I do believe so.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yup. I've seen some really good pictures actually, and I used to write stuff with him in it myself. But a lot of people (I think) on my list write it. Or a good amount at least.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?Sirius/Teddy/Lily?? Definitely not. Though I bet there are Sirius/Lily fics out there. Actually, I'm positive there are.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? BLOODY HELL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?About Fred? Hmmm... Well, if it was a sadish fic probably Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?James/Alice/Marlene. Frank and Lily wouldn't be very happy with this fanfic.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?Ron to use on Sirius. Oh jeez. I don't know. Ron shouldn't be picking Sirius up! Unless he was practicing for what he would say to Hermione in which case it would be, "I mean we should tell them to get out. We don't want anymore Dobbies, do we? We can't order them to die for us-" And Sirius would say, "That's great! Okay, now when Hermione gets back say that!" And Ron will say, "Well, seeing as none of this has actually happened, Hermione really won't know what I meant when I said 'Dobbies.'" And then they'll start planning all over again.

But that was fun!

That's pretty much it. If I don't know you personally you're welcome to read my stories and reviewing is encouraged. :D But if I do know you, don't read them. It's a... what's the word? Insecurity thing? No, that's not it. I just don't want you guys to think I've gone loony toons. Especially now that I'm convinced I'm going to fail school because I care too much about fanfiction and not enough about how fast a rock was going when dropped off a bridge. facepalm

If you need to yell at me to update more, because sometimes I either a) forget b) don't have time or c) can't think of anything message me or email me.

One more thing: This is an extremely long and ranty profile which will one day be not so long and ranty (note: probably not going to happen any time soon). Yes, the warning is at the bottom of the page and if you've already read through all of this I give you kudos like mad.

The Ultimate Klutz

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1. Perfectly Poised reviews
After a spoon of mashed potatoes gone awry, Sirius causes quite the commotion in the Great Hall during one eventful lunch where Lily and James team up to fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-16-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

2. A Stag in the Wandlight » reviews
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,322 - Reviews: 394 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 3-28-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P.

3. Saving Peter reviews
Upon having a rat literally fall into their laps, Lily and Alice decide he needs to look a bit nicer. But whose rat could it be? And what chaos will he create?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 5-6-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

4. All Because of Betty reviews
In order to get James exactly what he wanted, his friends had to convince him he didn't want it anymore. Could they pull off 'The Ultimate Prank' with the help of Lily by convincing James that he should stop chasing her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-18-09 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete

5. James Through The Ages reviews
Lily has always had impressive eyes, and James knew this from day one. A new reaction from James four different times he's mesmerized by her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 1-18-09 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete

6. Serenading Father Christmas reviews
They say that you have to face your fears in order to get over them. I found another way, and I prefer this one much more. My answer to my fears isn't to face them, but to snog them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 12-7-08 - Lily Luna P. & James P. - Complete

7. Love at First 'Fwah' reviews
"It was love at first sight." "Star-crossed lovers." How come everyone else gets the romantic moments and I get the ones that happen when my brain and mouth aren't functioning properly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-2-08 - Lily Luna P. & James P. - Complete

8. What I’d Do For World Peace reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 11-10-08 - Lily Luna P. & James P. - Complete

9. Logic Doesn't Make Love reviews
I don't get it. If I've hated him for six years, how could I have possibly fallen for him? That doesn't make sense. The six years should overpower the crazy dreams, right? Right!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-22-08 - Lily Luna P. - Complete

10. 4,012 Items of Insanity reviews
Who responds to a random letter attached to their owl claiming someone has 4,012 things? Alice and I do. Really, I've got to stop listening to that girl. No good comes out of anything I do when she comes up with the ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-19-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

11. The Disappearing Confession reviews
How could we lose that note? It's just gone, simply vanished, where anyone could read it and figure out that I, Lily Evans, fancy James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 10-4-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

12. Blame Alice reviews
I really should stop listening to Alice. I mean, she only gets me into stupid situations. Like taking Arithmacy for example. Completely pointless. I can't do it, and I'm constantly distracted by none other than James Potter. Brilliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-1-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

13. The Challenges of Parenthood reviews
Lily and James become a bit too paranoid when they notice Harry doing something odd. Or, really, was it that odd?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 8-13-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

14. And Then My Child Exploded reviews
Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 8-4-08 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete

15. Whoever Said Meditation Was Soothing Was Wrong reviews
James Potter toxins filled my bloody mind and I want them out. Out! But of course they won't get out so I had to resort to meditation and mashed potatoes, which, by the way, don't help at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-18-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

16. Mistakes of a Married Woman reviews
James wants to cook Lily a special dinner, but what happens when Lily realizes that, even with magic on his side, James is the worst cook in history?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-6-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

17. Down the Loo reviews
We've all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he's really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-15-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

18. What's the Address to Siberia? reviews
I know what jealousy is. I could get a dictionary right now and show you the word. But knowing what it is isn't anything like experiencing it. And who knew I would be jealous of something over James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-14-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

19. The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects reviews
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 5-24-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

20. Royally Observant reviews
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-14-08 - James P. - Complete

21. How I Failed My History of Magic Exam reviews
Lily always knew she was rubbish at history, but there are many factors to add in to explain her grade. She takes all of them in during the exam and instead decides to go mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-8-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

22. Sweaty Palms reviews
Lily doesn't understand how people could fall in love at such a young age, until of course it happens to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-4-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

23. You Did WHAT to my Knickers? reviews
After an unfortunate experience with dungbombs and Lily's knicker drawer, James tries to find a way out explaining to his wife exactly what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-18-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

24. Under the Influence reviews
Lily's mojo had always been being able to resist James Potter's charm. So what happens when she loses it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-21-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

25. Sleep is a Necessity reviews
The mornings are never fun, getting up early and all that jazz. Not really my idea of a grand time. Staying up late and getting up early, however, is even more of a pain. It takes you through the stages of insanity and everyone is there to witness it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-11-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

26. Window to My Stomach reviews
It's quite strange seeing the boy you could possibly fancy in your crystal ball. I wasn't even looking for anything in particular, either, because I was actually staring at the wood. And here I thought Divination was a load of rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-27-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

27. The Lost Slipper reviews
I lost it. I had the most comfortable slipper in the world, and I lost it. And of course, who finds it? None other than the Marauders. I know what you're thinking, what could they possibly do with a slipper? Stay open-minded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-17-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

28. P as in Potter reviews
I forgot to do my homework. That's all it took was one missed homework assignment and I'd landed myself a date with Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-16-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

29. What You Like About Me reviews
Do you know how hard it is to go Valentines Day shopping for a stupid boy? I mean, what could they want? Should it be practical? Or cute? Witty? I don't know. I just wrote James a book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-14-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

30. Snitch Kisses reviews
Did you ever have James Potter's little golden ball hit you in the eye? No? Huh, it's not as fun of an experience as one might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-2-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

31. What a Hoot reviews
Lily is miserable when she finds her owl, Captain, to be missing. But where does he end up? Of course on one very annoying Marauder to whom Captain has taken a liking to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-31-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

32. Sexy Black Hair and Other Things I Can't Help but reviews
Being bad at Arithmacy is one thing. Being bad at it because you're bad with numbers is another. But being horrible at it because you got caught staring at James Potter when you should be taking a test really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 1-30-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

33. To the Left of the Drapery reviews
I sunk down into the couch and looked up to the ceiling, hoping that it would open up and, for some reason, I would defy the force of gravity and float on out, happily and unembarrassed to land where there was always chocolate and never a bad hair day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-25-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

34. The Rat Takes the Cheese reviews
Who was Lily to think that everything would be hunky dory this year, even if James hadn't pestered her in a whole day?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-24-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

35. No Such Thing as Blotting reviews
James puts Lily in a frenzy when he accidentally steals her favorite quill. She decides that the right thing to do would be to save said quill, and ventures to find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-20-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

36. Monsters From the Closet of Hideous Rejected Yarn reviews
Yes, James Potter was indeed seduced by a pink sweater with pink, green, and rainbowed cotton balls on it. I never thought I would see the day. Neither did the entire Common Room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-13-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

37. Ancient History reviews
James has trouble getting Remus's Ancient Runes book when he finds Lily asleep on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 1-1-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

38. Snitch On Your Thigh reviews
Christmas morning Lily goes to open her presents. She discovers James wearing a very sexy pair of pajama pants, but just why are these pants the sexiest pants in the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 12-23-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

39. Fish Lips reviews
Alice wants to kiss Frank, but doesn't have the guts to do it. Lily tries to humor her into snogging him senseless and winds up with mild concussions by pillow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-16-07 - Lily Evans P. & Alice L. - Complete

40. Orange Of My Eye reviews
Distractions always got to Lily. They come in all shapes and colors. This one came in the shape of the shirt and the color of a fruit. It didn't help that it was covering up a very distracting boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 12-14-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

41. Good Taste reviews
James decides to tell Lily something in more words than it takes but that proves to be harder than anticipated, especially with nice bums around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-12-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

42. Flying Apples reviews
Lily becomes entranced in a game of catch that James and Sirius are playing, which leads to interesting results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-10-07 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

43. Lungs Like His Mother reviews
Lily needs a night off, so she leaves Sirius and James to watch Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 12-3-07 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete

44. Round Pink Explosions reviews
Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 11-26-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

45. Threatening a Wall reviews
Sirius is bored waiting for James to come home from work one day. The only solution is to poke the pregnant Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-23-07 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

46. Playing the Bongos reviews
With only a few days left before Christmas, the Marauders are filled with holiday spirit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-21-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

47. Black Holes of Strawberry » reviews
Lily complains to Alice about James Potter's messy black hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-15-07 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

48. Fizzy Magic reviews
James and Sirius discover the magic of caffeine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-9-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

49. Reasoning Behind Madness reviews
James Potter only has one pink sock and this is why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-7-07 - James P. - Complete

50. The Tales of a Best Man reviews
At James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius gives his best man speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 11-6-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete

51. Maybe It Wasn't At First Sight reviews
On one mismatched day, Lily realizes something on her way to Arithmacy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-5-07 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

52. Wars of Blue and Gold reviews
Lily gets caught in the middle of a 'war' that Sirius and James are having.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-3-07 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

53. Distracting Disctractions reviews
Sirius gets his first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-1-07 - Sirius B. & Marlene M. - Complete

54. Not On My Watch reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 10-27-07 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

55. Rainy Mondays reviews
Alice needs to get up the courage to talk to Frank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-25-07 - Alice L. - Complete

56. Like What You See reviews
Instead of writing her essay, Lily Evans gets caught up in staring at James Potters backside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 10-20-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

57. Purple Sandwiches in the Rain reviews
Lily has an addiction to her Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and everyone wants to eat them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-17-07 - Lily Evans P. - Complete

58. A Bird of Distractions reviews
James and Lily have a short argument while sitting by the lake. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 10-11-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

59. Something to Share reviews
Late night essays and letters from family bring two opposites together, not romantically, but together enough to realize that they have something in common and that peace can be created with just a little bit of latenight talking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-23-07 - Lily Evans P. & Sirius B. - Complete

60. It's All About The Chase » reviews
Just a day out of Hogwarts, Katie gets a job working for Fred and George Weasley at their joke shop and her sister gets her tickets to her Quidditch match. Katie always thought that Hogwarts held the drama, but she was going to have one helluva summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,888 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 4-28-07 - Katie B.

61. Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers reviews
Leanne convinces Katie to try out for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team in her second year. Katie listens and becomes surrounded by Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-16-07 - Katie B. - Complete

62. A Second Beginning reviews
It's the summer after Katie's fifth year at Hogwarts and her parents take her to a Welcome Home breakfast. And who does she run into? None other than Oliver Wood, the Quidditch star who she had a past with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-6-07 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete

63. Imbroglio » reviews
When Sirius makes James a bet he can't refuse James will do anything to win, breaking hearts along the way. This is the story of mistakes, pranks, and pure insanity. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 11-19-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P.

64. Absolutely Perfect reviews
Graduation Day is approaching quickly and it's almost time for Edward to change Bella. This is the story of her last week of being a human. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete

65. The Church Bells Echo Through The Wood reviews
KBOW It's Katie's wedding day and pretty much everything that could go wrong, does go wrong. Is it supersticion or just pure bad luck? Oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-27-07 - Katie B. - Complete

66. Why Jo Should Give Us A Hummer reviews
The very random life of Ron, Hermione, and their kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-1-07 - Hermione G. - Complete

67. The Crazy Life of Katie Bell » reviews
Once upon a time there was a girl named Katie Bell. She had many imperfections, like the fact that she was a klutz. Her best friends are pranksters, her quidditch captain works them to the bone, and why oh why is she horrible at potions? Her life is far f
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,382 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-10-05 - Katie B.

68. A Time and A Place » reviews
Being a teenager now, Ginny will be facing many things that everyone has to go through. Overprotective brothers, crushes, the occasional Quidditch match, and of course, school. Join her and her way through her third year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-5-06 - Published: 3-15-06 - Ginny W.

69. Acid Pops reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Fred and George gave Ron that acid pop? Why Ron actually took it? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-16-06 - George W. & Ron W. - Complete

70. Christmas Eve Duels reviews
Harry has detention on Christmas Eve. Hermione is trying to get Ron to study. Ron's... well Ron. Short little oneshot. Happy Holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-24-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete

71. Broccoli reviews
KBOW It's what happens when you look up at the clouds to see broccoli. Oneshot. Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-20-05 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete

72. Wizards Chess reviews
What happens when Harry and Ginny think the Hermione has killed Ron over some silly argument? They run around like chickens with their heads caught off of course! There is no real death So read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-18-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete

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