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since: 12-30-04, id: 730251
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Gossip Girl.

Hey, I've decided to duble my homepage as a slight online journal for no specific reason

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OH GOOD GOD! I HAVE POSITIVELY NO IDEA IF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DREAM COME TRUE OR WHATEVER, BUT...I JUST REALIZED THAT I'M IN THE STEREOTYPE STORYLINE OF OWKB STORIES...

(you know, the two best friends start getting all MU and stuff...oh crap...)

DUN DUN DUN!

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okay, here are a couple of new updates:

due to a sudden change of activities, mainly the power of persuation my cousin has over me with her unlimited supply of chocolate, she has coerced me into reposting her series "Simple Things" from our joint account ilikeoliverwood in my separate account here. So, for those of u familiar with it, please be aware that there are a couple of things I'm gonna edit with the main story since she allowed me anyway. I might change even the title, but the original story we worked on will still be under that username.

I finished typing out about half of the OWKB oneshot but now Word keeps on lagging. So be merciful and give me a little more time to type out the rest of the parts.

~katli~


okay people, I just wanna announce to all you there a couple of things:

1) for those out there who are a little confused, yes this is still marauders-rock-my-socks but then of course, you noticed that I changed my name. Yeah, well I thought that I might as well seeing as how I'm into OWKB more than MWPP.

2) I'm coming out soon with a oneshot that I find one of my best works. I actually just remembered it last night and decided to transfer it here from my notebook. Basically, it's an OWKB inspired by the song "Leaving On A Jet Plane"...yes, you can just tell it's a sad one again. Well, I don't wanna reveal anything, but I can tell you that it will be up by tomorrow for sure.

3) Aside from HP, I've also started reading Gossip Girl fics after my friend finished lending me her book. I've really been planning this for some time and I've yet to start on it. But what I've already figured out is that it's gonna end up as a oneshot and Blair/Nate inspired by the song "Shake It Off" by MC. So you can pretty much conclude what it might be about considering most of you might be familiar with at least the lyrics.

Well, that's it for now. I hope all of you will continue to support me and the fics I'm already preparing to post here.

~katli~


(8/14/05)

Whoa, it's really been a long time since I updated this thing...oh well, never too late! So first of all, I reckon most of you are now domewhat familiar with my OWKB oneshot "We Belong Together". I was really surprised by the number of reviews and the still growing number of hits it's receiving. So for that, guys, I wanna thank you all:)

Anywho, next I wanna talk about my newest oneshot- yes another one- "Change". This one is, to me, really funny. I dont understand how so many people keep reading it, yet barely any reviewed. I mean, do know it is your choice whether or not to review, but I have a theory that it has to do with the ending. Now I dont want to ruin the story for some of you who haven't read it yet (So go ahead! You know you wanna read it now!), so I'll just simply say that we have to realize that since our characters have to be plausible to some extent, even if in fantasy, there may also be conflicting feelings. No relationship is really ever a fairytale.

Okay, so I think that was a little more insight than what I thought I could ever type...so I guess it's fine that I end here.

(P.S. Guys, be on the lookout for my new series- yes, I'm trying once more- as well as a possible oneshot. Both are still OWKB.)

~katli~


I LOVE this MORE!

"Then what am I? A one-man House? Ah, yes, I can see it now. A crest of a broomstick, three hoops and Quaffle with the word 'Wood' in brown letters high over it. Cannot forget the special badger."

"...Oliver, the badger is already Hufflepuff's crest."

"Screw them. They can have, like... a skunk, or something."

- Oliver Wood and Katie Bell, Differences by baby.rap


i LOVE this part...heh...

“Hate us?” Sirius laughed. “Please, people love us. We bring the fun back into school function.”

James stared blankly at Sirius. “That was really bad, Padfoot.”

“I know. Sorry.”

February 29~

hey, i just decided to add this super sweet poem my friend emailed me.

I had a dream that will never come true, I dreamt you loved me the way I love you

Moonlight mist fell over the land; you looked at me, and took my hand

We walked through the stars to the MilkyWay, you smiled at me and started to say

Stay with me and Ill stay with you, and loving each others the only thing well do

Then I woke up and started to cry, realizing the whole thing was only a lie

I had a dream that will never come true, I dreamt you loved me the way I love you

sweet isn't it? well too bad u cant use it since she only gave me permission to, so HA! ehehe...

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Febuary 13

Great, today is just bloody good! notice the sarcasm...okay, for you to truly understand, I had tomorrow planned out already until something happened. Tomorrow, i was supposed to hang out with a my closest guy friend- ahem, who I also happen to fancy slightly- then go to the mall with my friends for the rest of the day. Perfect huh? Well not really, my Mum suddenly decided to ground me for my grades which I might add isn't so bad...grrr...tomorrow will suck...

(please note already that I have been drinking Asti with my brothers. So I am not responsible for whatever I may right here)

What can i say about myself? First of all I LOVE reading fanfics here in this sight. Originally I first read Oliver Wood fics, but then I was suddenly hooked with ones about Lily and James which I now read practically daily or whenever I can. I just enjoy reading how the two just blabber and somewhow- by some twist of fate- they end up together. I also like reading stuff about thte Marauders- minus Peter of course (that annoying git of a rat!)

Ironically, my name's Katherine Lillian- wierd, aye? Well the funny thing is- I really didn't understand much why my friends were laughing their bloody heads off when I told them- that instead of people calling me Kate, Katie, Kates from my first name, they call me Lily. If your wondering why, it's simply because there are practically 5 Katies in our class already and I didnt want to be the sixth.

Unlike anyone I know- even counting my family- I have black hair and blue eyes. I know what you're thinking 'How did that happen! Like there's really a person like that!'. Well my Mum's a Filipina(women coming from an archipelago in Asia called, thePhilippines) so I inherited her black hair and somewhat naturally tanned skin. My Dad on the other hand is part Brit, part Scot. So I inherited from him the blue eyes, slightly tall frame( 5 ft. 7 in.), and a slight Scottish accent mixed with my Brit. We're basically 5 in the family, with me smack in the middle. I have two older brothers- Charles, 21 and Darren, 17, a younger brother- Gabe, 7, and the youngest- Diane, 3 1/2. With me being 16, the closest to me is Darren, so I basically enjoy playing sometimes rugby with him, football, and other sports him and Charles are into. Even out of all of us, I'm still the only one who has the black hair and blue eyes. Both Darren and Gabe have black hair and dark brown eyes like Mum while Charles and Diane both have blue eyes and light brown hair like Dad.

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1. This Christmas reviews
Read as Oliver and Katie tackle something, er...BIG and HARD which eventually leads them in rather...QUESTIONABLE POSITIONS...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-15-06 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete
2. WHEN MUGGLES ATTACK! » reviews
What would happen when a bunch of muggles who've read the books suddenly rush inside Hogwarts? A lot of saving the Potter world? NO, OF COURSE NOT! Just insanity, a whole lot of sexual innuendos by Dumbledore, and of course, Harry in a tutu!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-12-06 - Published: 12-28-05 - Harry P.
3. Not According to Plan reviews
Never reaching her parents' expectations, Katie decides to do something right by getting Oliver Wood to act as her boyfriend during the Christmas break. But what happens when things quickly spin out of control, too fast for both to be able to do anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-1-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W.
4. Chatting with Celebrities reviews
On today's show, we have Oliver Wood, Puddlemere's keeper, as our guest. Come watch as we talk to him about his career and family and maybe even have a special guest as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-18-05 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete
5. The Scorching Heat of December » reviews
This holiday season, Erik van der Woodsen will finally be coming back to New York. But then what happens when a certain Blair gets herself tangled up with him before Nate realizes that he's finally met his match?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-2-05
6. Our Goodbye reviews
This was it. This was the last time she'd ever be the same Katie Bell everyone knew before having to start anew in a place so far away.This could be the last time that she'd ever see Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-27-05 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete
7. Change reviews
Taking one look behind him, the boy caught sight of the shadow of a great stone castle, a sudden urge to run back slowly building up inside of him. But again catching a glimpse of what lay just a few feet ahead made him turn back, his mind finally made up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-05 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete
8. Learning from the Marauders reviews
During a day out with his father, godfather, and 'uncle', Harry gets a lecture about the important things in life from the infamous Marauders. And that can only mean trouble. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-05 - Harry P. - Complete
9. We Belong Together » reviews
Everything's ready. All the guests have arrived, everyone's waiting. But then where's the bride? One-shot Part (3 of 3 posted or in other words, FINISHED) OWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-5-05 - Published: 5-29-05 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete
10. Over reviews
Keeping a secret is easy enough, right? Not when cheating, backstabbing, and lying to your friends becomes part of the deal. Interested? oneshot owkb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-18-05 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete
11. Something New reviews
SBOC For three weeks, Sirius learns things about life that he never knew for the past 17 of his life. Learning that there is always more if you live each moment to the fullest. (title is to be changed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-05 - Sirius B.
12. All Messed Up! reviews
The Marauders wake up to find each other in a very, ahem, unusual positions. With no clue as to how it happened and what did happen, the four starts searching the answers to all their questions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-05
13. Swirls of Unexpected Emotions reviews
The Marauders and Lily's friends are at the top of the social ladder in Hogwarts. Too busy with their own lives, they never minded each other- that is until a turn of events will finally cause some stir
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-05 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
14. Chronicles of Fluff reviews
a collection of fluffy fics of our favourite pair! (1)Kiss Me: James andLily just left the ball. Read as they get into some fluffy situations. I promise this first to be pure fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-23-05 - James P.
15. Oh Lily Flower! reviews
One-shot Ever wanted to read something that just concentrates on the two verbally fighting for no apparent reason? Well this is your fanfic! Listen to the two bicker aimlessly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-3-05 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
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