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Author has written 24 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Jackie Chan Adventures, Dune, Greek Mythology, and Desperate Housewives. A picture is worth a thousand words, and a story is worth a thousand images – Spleefmistress A bit about me - I am a shameless pimp and whore who has a fetish for tomato soup, toesocks, and world domination. My biggest fandoms are Frank Herbert's Dune series (and none of that 'new' Dune shit that Bri Bri and his little fuckbuddy Kevin write), Robert A. Heinlein's World as Myth series (Lazarus Long is so cool!), and Avatar: the Last Airbender, though I also like Anne Rice (before she converted), V.C. Andrews (not the tripe that her ghostwriter churns out), Strangers in Paradise, Lady Death, Heroes, Cyborg 009, Kabuki, Sailormoon, Osamu Tezuka's works, and a whole bunch of other stuff. I read a LOT, as I will read almost anything as long as its well written. I'm also a big fan of old-school style video games. Forget X-Box, PS2/3, Wii, Gamecube, and all that newfangled crap. I'll stick with Atari, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Sega Genesis. My favorite games are Tetris, Super Mario Brothers (For the NES/SNES, the Legend of Zelda Series (up to and including Ocarina of Time), the Final Fantasy series, and the Sonic the Hedgehog series, of which I also collect the comic books. I dislike fundamentalists/Creationists/religious whackjobs, Suethors, and rednecks as well as seafood, most of the crap on TV, and Paris Hilton. I can simply ignore one of the 6, but the other 5 need to simply be killed with fire. I love to read, write, draw, and look at other people's art/fanfic (provided it's well-written or drawn). I'm a huge cat person and can never get enough of pussy. I don't really fit into any label such as emo or goth or preppy or what not. The closeest thing to a accurate description of me is a geek/pimp/artist/loner hybrid. I hated school and I still do. I talked back to my teachers often. Teehee. If you read my stories, you may notice that certain scenes have been cut out. That is because I do NOT post smut/explicit sexual scenes here, since it is a direct violation of the TOS, and I am not going to break any rules! You can find all the uncut versions of the stories you find here over at AFF, since it is mirrored at Adultfanfiction.net here... http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1558, If you want to see the uncut version of Darkness Becomes Her or Worthy of Love, scroll down my AFF profile. There you will find three categories/links - Cartoons, Movies, and Original. Click on the Original link to find the smutty version of DBH. When Adultfanfiction.net asks you for your info, you don't have to put down your real name or such (which isn't a smart thing to do on the Internet anyway), so don't worry too much about the verifier. I used to have a Fichaven account too, but I am no longer linking to that site, as it has been down for over a year and I don't ever expect it to come back up again. I accept signed and anonymous reviews here and at my other archives, so you do not need an account to enjoy my work and tell me what you think of them! To an author, reviews are food. I genuinely value my reader’s words of praise and listen to suggestions and critiques as well as kind words. I am a review whore, and reviews are the only nourishment that I get. I'm not being paid to entertain you, or put such a hard effort in my stories to make them well-written, so I need your kind words. Otherwise me and my muse starve and can't write. So, all you have to do is drop a few kind words, and I will keep working hard at giving you something entertaining to read. My original works and poetry (and my Guide to being Evil as well as Beyond the Sunset) are hosted/mirrored over at FictionPress.com as well here... Meep! As an author I work in a wide variety of subjects…and the same can be said of me as an artist. I work in a wide variety of mediums - pencil, pen, marker, charcoal, oil and watercolor, and digital, sometimes a combination of different media. I draw a wide variety of subjects as well from original to fanart, light to dark, All of my original art and much of my fanart can be found here... and all of my smutty/adult themed artwork and some of my other work can be found here... My LiveJournal… (http://spleefmistress.livejournal.com/profile) I warn you, I don't have many entries here, nor do I come here often. My Policy concerning requests and trades for my work, either written or drawn… I do NOT do requests. You can suggest to me an idea but there is no guarantee that I will do it. I also do trades (and commissions), all you need to do is contact me and we can work out the details…I will do pictures or drabbles in exchange for the like, so you can draw me a picture, or write me a poem or drabble of my liking and I will do what is to your liking. Gifts and fanarts from others... Thank you to all the lovely people who made these shiny presents for me! For my Cold Fire arc... by InkHeart17... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31947384 For my Slow Heat/Kiss of Fire arc... by Zukoscute2... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35407601/ For my Capture of the Maiden story... by Heavenlymaron... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/47403260/ by waterbender196... http://waterbender196.deviantart.com/art/god-and-goddess-96774884 by waterbender196... http://waterbender196.deviantart.com/art/capture-of-the-maiden-96775161 by xXSnowKittenXx... http://xxsnowkittenxx.deviantart.com/art/Capture-of-the-Maiden-97136269 For my co-authored 'Warmth' story... by Sasusauku12... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55927099 For my Adrift oneshot story... by IsabelStar... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56659920 If you have a gift or fanart for me, please email me and I will post a link here as soon as possible. If at any time you ever want to contact me for anything! You can email me at regina_noctem AT yahoo.com! and if you want to talk to me on AIM, you can email me for my SN. I am a friendly person, so please do not feel afraid to contact me for anything! Please, do not PM me, as it is easier for me to respond to a email than a PM. If you want to send me a PM, that's fine, but don't expect a response to a PM because my FFN email is different from the email I use. If you want a actual response, such as you are asking me a question, then send me a e-mail to the above address. | |||||||
1. Darkness Becomes Her » reviewsLonging. Need. Desire. The Dark God has never felt these until a chance encounter with a young Goddess of Spring. And thus started one of the most famous, loving, and enduring marriages the world has ever known. Hades x PersephoneGreek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,515 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 6-1-09 - Hades & Persephone2. Worthy of Love » reviewsFor so long, Hephaestus has been scorned by everyone else, even by the Goddess of Love herself. But the lame god learns just what love is, how little appearances really count, and that everyone is worthy of being loved.Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,613 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 7-16-09 - Hephaestus3. Slow Heat » reviewsThe Avatar continues his quest to master the elements and defeat the Fire Lord, with Zuko teaching him Firebending. The heat slowly builds up between everyone... especially Zuko and Katara, with heated consequences... :S3 AU:Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 177,881 - Reviews: 576 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-12-06 - Zuko & Katara4. Out of Sight, Out of Mind reviewsBree Van de Kamp Hodge dwells upon that certain phrase and what it has meant in her life.Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-09 - Bree5. Rejuvenation reviewsA oneshot story set in the universe of 'Darkness Becomes Her', revolving around Hebe, the Goddess of Youth. For so long Hebe has been the quiet and loyal cupbearer of the Gods, but what happens when she decides that she wants a life of her own?Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-3-09 - Hebe6. Memories of Dune » reviewsThis is how Dune 7 should have been - not the hackjob that Brian and Kevin wrote. Written in the memory of Frank Herbert, and to honor his legacy. Now includes other Dune drabbles inspired from the original Dune novels.Dune - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 1-1-097. Kiss of Fire » reviewsA long time ago, Fire Lord Zuko lost the Waterbender he loved. But second chances make things all the more fun! ...Action, angst, drama, tension, romance, and a cute little Prince, it's all here! It is Zutara as you have never seen before!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 234,530 - Reviews: 836 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 5-16-06 - Katara & Zuko8. Capture of the Maiden » reviews[Zutara AU, Hades x Persephone inspired] In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,534 - Reviews: 743 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 1-21-07 - Katara & Zuko9. Four More Seasons reviewsZutara...it's a love that transcends all four seasons... More Zutara drabbles! This time with a happy ending!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-08 - Katara & Zuko - Complete10. Whispers of the Golden Path reviewsLeto II Atreides is known as the God-Emperor, Ruler of the Known Universe, and the Tyrant. But before he became the Worm, he was human. Oneshot, Leto x GhanimaDune - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-08 - Complete11. The Wind and the Surf reviewsThe young Avatar is growing up, and is confused about the changes in his body. Fortunately, there's a certain Waterbender around to answer the questions he has, and more...Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-18-07 - Katara & Aang - Complete12. Four Seasons reviewsZutara...it's a love that transcends all four seasons!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 5-5-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete13. Cries in the Silence reviewsA bit on the dark side, ZutaraKataang. A certain Waterbender considers both the men who love her.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 12-19-05 - Zuko & Katara - Complete14. Push and Pull reviewsYue has transcended death, to become the Moon. But the Ocean needs a new form to complement the new face of it's love.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 12-5-05 - Sokka & Yue - Complete15. Anguished Silence reviewsIt's about Zuko! Nuff said. Based off Episode 1x12, the Storm.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 11-8-05 - Zuko - Complete16. The Lord and Lady » reviewsA set of drabbles, Z x K, sweet combination of fluff and darkness.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 11-1-05 - Zuko & Katara - Complete17. Volcano » reviewsThe Fire Lord is lonely and desires the company of a certain Waterbender. He will let no one stand in his way, especially not the Avatar. Naturally, said Waterbender will have something to say about all of this! ... Final story in the Cold Fire trilogyAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 12-27-05 - Zuko & Katara - Complete18. Can't Stand the Heat reviewsYou know what they say... when you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Unfortunately, Zhao does not have that option...Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-27-07 - Zhao & Azula - Complete19. Hot Water » reviewsRomance, action, drama, and a kickass Agni Kai scene all here! Zuko has finally captured the Avatar and his gang for keeps and reclaimed his birthright, but he realizes that honor is much more than that. ZxK, second story in the Cold Fire trilogyAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,062 - Reviews: 527 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 6-18-05 - Zuko & Katara - Complete20. Cold Fire » reviewsWhen Katara is chased by the Pirates she stole the scroll from, Zuko does more than just save her from them... First story in the Cold Fire trilogyAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 12-31-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete21. Adrift reviewsIt's a Fire Nation royal... and a Water Tribe native. But it's NOT Zutara! You'll be delightfully surprised at this pairing! It's the first one of this pairing... ever.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete22. The Sky's the Limit Pimped » reviewsHsi Wu manages to escape the Void... and he is determined to start a new life. He sees Jade as part of that new life but he must gain her forgiveness and love first and that is a whole LOT easier said than done! Romance, action, drama, angst, its all hereJackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 2-3-0623. Mama reviewsA certain Fire Prince's take on the woman that always gives him a soothing touch.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-5-06 - Complete24. Seeing is Believing reviewsLike anyone else, Toph desires to be loved. Toph x ?Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-11-06 - Toph & Zuko - Complete
