A picture is worth a thousand words, and a story is worth a thousand images – Spleefmistress/CultOfStrawberry

Hello, readers! I am CultOfStrawberry (also known as Spleef and Spleefmistress)

A bit about me - I am a shameless pimp and eccentric who has a fetish for tomato soup, toesocks, and world domination. My biggest fandoms are Frank Herbert's Dune series (and none of that 'new' Dune shit that Bri Bri and his little fuckbuddy Kevin write), Robert A. Heinlein - my favorites being the Past Through Tomorrow, Time Enough for Love, and A Stranger in a Strange Land, and the TV shows Avatar: the Last Airbender, Desperate Housewives, and CSI/Law & Order, though I also like Anne Rice (before she converted and wrote the dreadful Blood Canticle), V.C. Andrews (not the tripe that her ghostwriter churns out), Strangers in Paradise, Lady Death, Heroes, Cyborg 009, Kabuki, Sailormoon, Osamu Tezuka's works (check out Buddha, Phoenix, and Ode to Kirihito) and a whole bunch of other stuff. I read a LOT, as I will read almost anything as long as its well written.

I'm also a big fan of old-school style video games. Forget X-Box, PS2/3, Wii, Gamecube, and all that newfangled crap. I'll stick with Atari, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Sega Genesis. My favorite games are Tetris, Super Mario Brothers (For the NES/SNES) the Legend of Zelda Series (up to and including Ocarina of Time) the Final Fantasy series (FFI-VI) and the Sonic the Hedgehog series (just the Genesis one, before the Sonicverse went to crap with its clusterfuck of recolors)

I dislike fundamentalists/Creationists/religious whackjobs, Suethors, and rednecks as well as seafood, most of the crap on TV, and Paris Hilton. I can simply ignore one of the 6 (seafood), but the other 5 need to simply be killed with fire or shot in the face. Preferably both.

If you read my stories here on FFN, you may notice that certain scenes have been cut out. That is because I do NOT post smut/explicit sexual scenes here, since it is a direct violation of the TOS, and I am not going to break any rules (though they might be completely retarded) You can find all the uncut versions of the stories you find here over at AFF, since it is mirrored at Adultfanfiction.net here... http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1558, If you want to see the uncut version of Darkness Becomes Her or Worthy of Love, scroll down my AFF profile. There you will find three categories/links - Cartoons, Movies, and Original. Click on the Original link to find the smutty version of DBH. When Adultfanfiction.net asks you for your info, you don't have to put down your real name or such (which isn't a smart thing to do on the Internet anyway), so don't worry too much about the verifier. I just type in a random mishmash of keys for the name.

IMPORTANT NOTE to those trying to access AFFNet - I am not responsible for any issues with trying to get onto the site. If your computer blocks you from going to AFFNet, I cannot help you. I used to have a Fichaven account too, but I am no longer linking to that site, as it has been down for over a year and I don't ever expect it to come back up again. It's sad because FHaven was the one place where I could post my smut AND non-smut, my fanfics and drabbles and originals in one place. Unfortunately, the admin of that site, Jae, is a drooling imbeicle who should never be allowed to administer ANYTHING, and Jae ran the goddamn site into the ground with retarded ideas, and the original creator of the site is too lazy to get off her ass and do a fucking thing about it. So currently the only place I have my smut is AFFNet, and if your server or computer or whatever blocks you, I am sorry. It is out of my hands. Please do NOT PM me asking me to send uncut chapters to you. If you do not read this note and the one at the bottom about emailing me, do not expect a reply. Thank you and have a nice day.

I accept signed and anonymous reviews here and at my other archives, so you do not need an account to enjoy my work and tell me what you think of them!

To an author, reviews are food. I genuinely value my reader’s words of praise and listen to suggestions and critiques as well as kind words. I am a review whore, and reviews are the only nourishment that I get. I'm not being paid to entertain you, or put such a hard effort in my stories to make them well-written, so I need your kind words. Otherwise me and my muse starve and can't write. So, all you have to do is drop a few kind words, and I will keep working hard at giving you something entertaining to read.

My original works and poetry (and my Guide to being Evil as well as Beyond the Sunset) are hosted/mirrored over at FictionPress.com as well here... Meep!

As an author I work in a wide variety of subjects…and the same can be said of me as an artist. I work in a wide variety of mediums - pencil, pen, marker, charcoal, oil and watercolor, and digital, sometimes a combination of different media. I draw a wide variety of subjects as well from original to fanart, light to dark, All of my original art and much of my fanart can be found here... and all of my smutty/adult themed artwork and some of my other work can be found here...

My LiveJournal… (http://spleefmistress.livejournal.com/profile) I warn you, I don't have many entries here, nor do I come here often.

My Policy concerning requests and trades for my work, either written or drawn… I do NOT do requests. You can suggest to me an idea but there is no guarantee that I will do it. I also do trades (and commissions), all you need to do is contact me and we can work out the details…I will do pictures or drabbles in exchange for the like, so you can draw me a picture, or write me a poem or drabble of my liking and I will do what is to your liking.

Gifts and fanarts from others... Thank you to all the lovely people who made these shiny presents for me!

For my Cold Fire arc...

by InkHeart17... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31947384
by InkHeart17... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31039687
by Inkheart17... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30286444
by Inkheart17... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29958407
by Nashidesei... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27644031
by Nashidesei... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26400013
by Setchan... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25600357
by Zero-Motivation... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34496173/
by Zukoscute2... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28341389/
by Inkheart17... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57631385/
by Chaos-Child... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58722639/

by Corsetx http://corsetx.deviantart.com/art/Forever-Mine-56521177

For my Slow Heat/Kiss of Fire arc...

by Zukoscute2... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35407601/
by Zero-Motivation... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53520869/ and http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57063692/ or http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3589973/1/

For my Capture of the Maiden story...

by Heavenlymaron... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/47403260/
by Zero-Motivation... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58361866/
by Iluv2view2... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/61324263
by Iluv2view2... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/61325434

by waterbender196... http://waterbender196.deviantart.com/art/god-and-goddess-96774884

by waterbender196... http://waterbender196.deviantart.com/art/capture-of-the-maiden-96775161

by xXSnowKittenXx... http://xxsnowkittenxx.deviantart.com/art/Capture-of-the-Maiden-97136269

For my co-authored 'Warmth' story...

by Sasusauku12... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55927099

For my Adrift oneshot story...

by IsabelStar... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56659920

If you have a gift or fanart for me, please email me and I will post a link here as soon as possible.

If at any time you ever want to contact me for anything! You can email me at cultofstrawberry AT gmail DOT com! and if you want to talk to me on AIM, you can email me for my SN. I am a friendly person, so please do not feel afraid to contact me for anything! Please, do not PM me, as it is easier for me to respond to a email than a PM. If you want to send me a PM, that's fine, but don't expect a response to a PM because my FFN email is different from the email I actually use. If you want a actual response, such as you are asking me a question, then send me a e-mail to the above address. NO FUCKING PM's IF YOU WANT AN ACTUAL RESPONSE. I'M SERIOUS.