The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

All stories teach us something, and promise us something, whether they're true or invented, legend or fact.
-Stewart O'Nan

Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?"
-Leo Buscaglia

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
-Jack Handy

The wise speak when they have something to say, the fools speak when they have to say something.
-Anonymous

He who knows others is learned. He who knows himself is wise.
-Lao-Tzu

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
-Confucius

So often time it happens, we all live our life in chains, and we never even know we have the key.
-The Eagles, "Already Gone"

They say time heals everything, but I'm still waiting.
-The Dixie Chicks, "Not Ready to Make Nice"

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-W.C. Fields

Why not go out on a limb? That's where all of the fruit is.
-Frank Scully

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.
-Abraham Lincoln

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
-Robert Frost

Wow, after five years on this site, I'm finally putting up a profile that says something about me. Go me.
Enjoy it, all you stalkers, though I don't see why you would want to stalk me, considering I'm not all that interesting.

Name: Officially, it's Gabrielle, but who wants a sucky name like that? Call me Gabs or Gabby, please.

Age: Seventeen... Now that I write it, I feel pretty old. xD

Gender: Pretty damn female, I have boobs after all.

Height: 5'2''. Ish short. D:

Hair color: Brown that descends into a fading red color. I'll have to re-dye it again.

Eye color: Brown. I wish they were green though... Who doesn't want pretty green eyes?

Ethnicity: A quarter Irish, A quarter German, and half Native American.

Location: Connecticut, in the good ol' United States of America. Yay for snow!

Future plans: Well, even though I am a drafter at a technical school, I'm sure as hell not doing that for a living. I want to go to college and major in Biotechnology, so that I can become a Biological Technician when I'm older. Win. (: And if that doesn't work out, I'd love to go into Forensics.

Favorite Color: Hands down has to be blue. It's a calming color, though I love orange as well. Orange is the anti-angst! You just cannot be depressed in the face of orange, it's happy.

Favorite Movie: Right now, it's Sweeney Todd. I've watched it thirty six times and still counting. But I really love The Dark Knight too... Heath Ledger as the joker? Blew me away. But in general, I really like the horror genre, as well as comedies. Not too big on chick flicks or romance. -shrugs-

Favorite Play: A Midsummer Night's Dream. -insert squees of happiness here- Though when I go see Sweeney Todd, I have a feeling that will change. xD

Favorite Song: Currently, 'You Found Me' by The Fray. I'll listen to anything as long as it sounds good, I have no specific favorite genre.

Favorite Book Series: HARRY POTTER!! -fangirlishsqueal- I'm sad that it's over though. D:

Favorite Video Game: ... Are you kidding me? Anything from The Legend of Zelda series. Seriously, I love Link.

Favorite T.V. Show: This used to be House M.D, but after seeing NCIS for the first time like two weeks ago, my obsession with Dr. Gregory House has since been replaced with Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

My Favorite Pairings (:

As you can see, I like all kinds of pairings. Doesn't matter whether or not it's Yaoi, Yuri, or Het.

Harry Potter: Harry/Snape, Harry/Luna, Ron/Hermione, Tom Riddle/OFC, Tom Riddle/Harry, Ginny/Neville, Ginny/Luna.

NCIS: Gibbs/Abby, Tony/Ziva.

Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora, Axel/Roxas.

Sweeney Todd: Sweeney/Lucy. End of story. (:

The Legend of Zelda: Link/Saria, Link/Sheik, Link/Dark Link, Link/Malon, Link/Cremia, Ganondorf/Nabooru.

House M.D.: House/Cuddy. Period. But I do like a little Wilson/Cuddy in the beginning to get House jealous. XD

Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshomaru/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Miroku/Kagome, Hojo/Kagome.

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Naruto/Tenten, Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/Temari, Naruto/Sakura, Naruto/Gaara, Naruto/Neji, Naruto/Shino, Shino/Hinata, Kiba/Hinata, Shino/Ino, Ino/Shikamaru, Shikamaru/Temari, Itachi/Naruto.

Harvest Moon: (AWL) Jack/Nami, Jack/Muffy, Lumina/Rock.

Star Ocean: (TTEOF) Fayt/Albel, Fayt/Cliff.

Yuugiou (Yugioh): Yuugi/Yami, All Yami's/Hikari's.

Sailor Moon: Usagi/Mamoru.

Gravitation: Shuichi/Yuki, Shuichi/Ryuichi.

Spirited Away: Chihiro/Haku.

Teen Titans: Starfire/Robin, Beastboy/Raven.

Life with Derek: Casey/Derek, Derek/Emily, Casey/Max.

Boy Meets World: Cory/Topanga, Cory/Shawn.

Mulan: Shang/Mulan, Ling/Mulan.

Full Metal Alchemist: Ed/Roy, Al/Winry.

Pokemon: Ash/Misty, Ash/May, Jesse/James.

Dogma: Metatron/Bethany, Bethany/Loki, Bethany/Bartleby, Bartleby/Loki.

Well, that's about it... I don't have anything left to say really. XD

Remember when getting high was swinging the highest you could go on the swings? The problem about boys and girls was cooties, your worst enemies were your siblings; life was simple and carefree but what I remember most... was wanting to grow up.