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Name: Lauren it is, though more people call me Loor to be honest.

Age: I'm turning 18 on Augest 28th

Location: Hiding in my corner... with my imaginary laptop.

My muses: That's right, muses. There's two of them. Lyra's evil, tends to handle death, distruction, and all things related to sex and pocky. Sariea, on the other hand, is the nicer one of the two. If she does come up with anything, it's usually fluffy romance or, blieve it or not VoW readers, most of my non-sick humor.

Favorite Quotes

My Online Buddy: So, you can kick people's asses, but you can't fish?
Me: Kicking ass is an art form. Fishing is a form of putting a hook on a line and waiting for the village idiot to come by.

i_am_saint_dane: Sane? What is this 'sane' she speaks of?
Palutchy: I donno. Sounds like a bad thing.

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: Where's that bloody monkey? I need to shoot someting.

Jak: I'm probabaly dead already, but I'm going to take a few scum bags with me.

Daxter: If I had the Precursor Stone, and all that power, I'd create a giant palace, a palace with the greatest herem of women the world has ever known, and a pool of chocolate, slightly minty. Yes, a great pool of warm gooie chocolate!

Samos: I don't know what twigs you've been chewing...

Me: I don't know what twigs you've been chewing, but give me some!

My choir teacher: You must viciously attack the 'STDS!!' (PM me about that joke...)

Alex: Loor, your cat's head is really muscular...
Loor: Uh... Alexi, that's his butt...

Me: Bob!
Mom: Walter!
Fury: Jasmine!

Me: So... I have a renewable villan! Yes! Wait... shit!

Da Hatta: Everyone's a racist! Except me of coarse, 'cause I'm black.

Germain: I will no longer be bound by men's torchtorus garments of opression!
Foamy: Why is it that every time you gain waight and you don't fit into your old clothes, your old clothes become 'Torchterous garments of opression'?
Germain: My undies are always opressing me...

Germain: Please Sir, does this thong ride up my ass too much?
Coffee Guy: Pla-ese bitch, I'm shopping.
Bagly: I don't think it works on poofters.
Coffee Guy: Does this come in a mens?

Foamy: A show that bases it's judgements on the image and not the music should not be called Amarican Idol; it should be called Corpret Music Bitch Puppet!!

My Naruto Charecter: Gaara... you live in the desert, how the hell do you stay SO DAMN PALE??
Gaara: Fury, would you pass the sun-block?
My Naruto Charecter: Damnit! (I hate sun block)

Raz: Yes, and do you remember what you wrote inside that pamphlit?

Shasha Nein: Ah! Desgusting! I can... hardly look at it... But, I control those feelings, focus them and... bang! And the world is a better place.

Lili:Let's make-out!

Lungfish: GOGGLELOR!! (WTF?)

Dogen: Once... I blew up someone's head. Actually, it happened four times. Now I wear this special hat to make sure I don't have anymore accidents. Wanna try it on?

Errol: I don't just want to win, eco freak! I want you! (YOAI!!)

Errol: Maybe a rock! Or a floating puddle of slag... or maybe nothing at all! Compleate obvlivion! So hard to choose...

Daxter: Uh, excuse me count Vulgar,
Veger: It's Veger!
Daxter: Yeah, whatever. Isn't it nice just to curl up in the shade sometimes?! Just chillin' it, watching the babes prance around in their skimppy bikinis... just how they... jiggle, get that special feeling in my... 'tail.'

(Exscript from VoW-Love is War)
Daxter: Got names for these bad boys yet? (Refuring to the light personalities)
Loor: Yeah, she's Sariea.
Jak: Light.
Daxter: No points for originality, brother.
Jak: It seems fitting. Anyways, after Dark, what the hell else am I supposed to call him?
Loor: How about Bob?
Jak and Daxter: What?
Loor: Bob, as in Billy Bob Joe.

Kari: When we saw our first digimon, I was so scared; I was so nervous, I was so... cute!

Kari: It was a night like any other night. Tai was making his fourth trip to the bathroom.

Tai: Izzy, you're the bravest kid I've ever known.

Grocier: Okay, one box of chocolate. Your total comes to 1,000,000. -- What?? Yeah, that's what is says. Wow, that must be really good chocolate. Paper or plastic?

T.V Guy: Phones have gone dead world wide! If your phone is dead, please call your phone company.

Tai: If this bug is such a big problem, why don't we call someone importent like the princeible or Bill Gates?
Izzy: They don't care! Willis tried to warn his internet carrier about it and they said 'Great! Let's sign him up and give him fifty free hours!'

Jenai: It will take a while for them to get on the internet. My modem is older than I am.

Willis: He's tone deaf...

Willis: This is all my fault!
Davis: What, are you the one who taught him how to juggle?!

Me: I fscking hate those hats!! The first time I saw the Hokage, I wanted to take that hat and use it to sled down a hill!

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER!!

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

COMING ATTRACTIONS(After I'm done with the current stuff...)

In the order of what's going to be written... Subject to change because I'm picky.

Markings- The Last Dance

(Post time skip)

Years ago, it was a vendetta. Then an all consuming obsession. Now... It's her addiction, her reason.

It's her life.

Loor and Fury have separated, begun to live their own lives, achive their dreams, and all together... survive. But when Orochimaru drops back in to the scene it would seem that Loor finds herself with Love in one hand and Death in the other... with the nerve to clap.

Adventure/Romance (Perhaps a bit of angst and horror too, but which one of my stories doesn't have that?)

Rated M For the Following Reasons: Violence, murder, death. Language (still) Sexual themes, crude humor at points, and concepts that may not be properly understood by the young mind.

!!NOTE!!

Once these stories are done I will probably be getting off Fanfiction. I think I'm old enough and experinced enough to start working with my own original ideas.

Wish me luck.

FAQ

Is your name really Lauren, as written in VoW?: Yep, it is. If you like my work, you should keep an eye out for the name 'Lauren Randall' because I'm going to try and get published at some point in my life.

What about Chelsea and Alex? Are those their real names?: Chelsea yes, Alex no. Alex was not comfortable with her real name on the net.

OMGZ!! There's a lemon between your OC and Jak! Are you that stupid??: Uh, no. You see, there is a reason I wrote VoW. Obsession, wasn't really it.

Then what was your reason? Quite simple. I was browzing FF about two years ago and realized that MOST (Notice that I said MOST, not all.) self insert fanfictions were written horridly out of some obsession without any skill of writing what-so-ever, thus the Mary Sue, and of course, the instant flames that a SI fic recives upon it's creation. So, I wrote VoW to make a point that is as follows: That a SI fic can be romance, can have an OC paired with Jak, and still be good. When I started VoW, I was an Errol fangirl to the bone! After you write a different thing long enough... that changes.

Wow, that was really long. Do you always take a long time to explain everything? Yes.

You seem to have an obsession with killing people slowly and painfully. You're next.

WHY?? Because the thing above wasn't a question.

Whoa, your charecter Lauren is really smart! Do you really tinker with your PS2 and shit like that?: Uh, no. You see, various changes were made to Lauren that are not part of me in real life so the fic could make sence. The first part of the Anti Bad SI fic was to have a beginning that actually made sence.

Oh. Wait, then did you actually try to kill yourself, or was that avoiding the Mary Sue? No, I actually did that.

WTS? There's a gay guy in your fanfic!! And a bisexual guy is his boyfriend. Live with it.

What is with that story Headaches? It doesn't look like a one-shot. I didn't want to add any more chapters onto it. Because I'm lazy.

Where did your Gaia fic go?? Got bored...

Why don't you at least change Loor and Fury's names when you got to your fic Markings? Because, they're the same charecters knifed into a different world for the same reason I wrote the VoW trilogy; to prove that SI is not bad. These charecters are maluable enough that I can put them into just about anything. Another thing; regardless, they're almost exact copies of myself and my friend, so what would be the point to change their names between fics when their personalites and forms cannot change? There is no point, which is my point. It's SI, not OC, so live with the lack of name change, alright?!

Whoa, Loor in the Naruto Story Markings seems to really hate men for some reason... are you like that too? Not anymore. Of recent, I got a boyfriend who has changed my mind thus far...

What the hell happened to the nearly daily updates for stuff?! Did you die?! For the love of god, no, dang it. Allow me to explain EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!

NUMBER ONE! I kept food and pop in my room, near my computer, which was always on, thus always producing heat.

NUMBER TWO! The constantly warm computer attracted local biologics. Namly, mice.

NUMBER THREE! Honestly, I have NO FREAKIN' CLUE of how mice got into my computer, but they did.

NUMBER FOUR! After several months of mice living in there (I judge this by how long I heard stuff and didn't act on it beacause I assumed they were behind my dresser) breeding, eating, crapping, eventually the computer's mother board gave out. What is the mother board? For those who are not computer savvy, the mother board is the part of the computer that connects everything to everything else, such as prosessing to memory. Once destoryed, a computer is offically dead.

NUMBER FIVE! My memory device (C drive) was moved to a different computer so that my documents were not lost. Sadly the other computer was VERY FSCKING OLD!! It didn't like my USB, it's disk writer isn't compatable with the system, and a whole bunch of other crap. Basically, I can move stuff onto my new office computer, which has no internet, but not directly off of it.

NUMBER SIX! My computer, from here on known as OPOS (Old piece of shittake) has an A drive, using the old floppy disks. The computer downstairs, the one with internet, doesn't. My dad's labtop does. Basically, this is the system I have to go through: Compleated documents are put onto a floppy disk (You can't buy them anymore, but I found one,) floppy disk is given to dad who moves documents to a USB flash drive, and I take said USB downstairs, go through the final editing prosses on the internet connected computer, and FINALLY FSCKING UPLOAD THEM!!

Obviously, this prosses is long, annoying, and something I generally avoid. To this point, updates are going to be far apart but probably five to ten chapters at a time.

More to come as I think about it.

Happy reading, writing, and everything else you do on this site,

~Loor