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Author has written 14 stories for Parappa the Rapper, Kim Possible, Cyberchase, Neopets, South Park, Xiaolin Showdown, and Code Lyoko. Well, here's a bit about me: Name: Chris Gender: Male DOB: December 11, 1991 Place of Residence: Covington, GA Favorite Bands: Jawbox, some Jellyfish, some Ben Folds Five, Primus, Rush, Negativland, Leo Kottke, and Grinspoon School I'm Attending: Newton High Friends: John Strawbridge, Richard Schulz, Seth Sullivan, Jake Malcom (probably), Bailey Cranfill, Andy Miller, PokeHomsar the German Buddy, Tyler Edmonston, Tate LeClair, Austin Mitcham, Josh from Woodmen Camp, Brian McGee, Douglas "Lane" Dobbs (don't beat me up, Lane), Josh Smith (even though he's a bit of a jerk), Iman Evans, Mitch Williams, Parker Williams, Dylan Britt, Chris Wyatt, Cody Walden, Tommy Zarna, Jacqueline Terrell, John David Fish, Andrew "I LOVE MY BABY!!" Terrell, Brian Sandler, Kevin Saunders (where are you? Kevin?), Gavin Bowman (cool guy), Daniel Lewis, Ryan Hopper, Blake Hullett, Katie Jenkins, Tyler Ransom, Kevin Adams, Jacob Young, Scott Sills, and Robert McKinnon Stories I Made Over My 4-Year Career: 1. Hey Inezers! (February 1, 2003: The same day that the space shuttle exploded) - Matt and Digit record a parody of a Pink Floyd song to save the world of Charlie Brown. Meanwhile, two characters I don't use anymore give advice. Rating: K 2. Mr. Kim Possible Goes To Seattle With South Park (Summer 2003-November 2003) - Kim, Ron, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Stan go to Seattle, WA, to meet famous people and save the world of Nicolae Carpathia from the Left Behind Series Rating: K+ for some comically bleeped-out language 3. John and Ron (February 2004) - Ron finds out that an Jimmy Demery (a fancharacter I use now) named John Christable is his brother in a family that consists of a couple. Rating: T for the ness and thematic elements 4. Neopet V3 (May-June 2004: not on the site due to corruptness) - early Andy Partridge, HDD (Tomi's fancharacter), and Trevor Sternwell try to destroy Neopet V2 again as he wreaks over Neopia and California, especially El Sobrante Rating (if published): T for action 5. UmJammer Lammy 2: The Nightmares (November 2004-January 2005) - Lammy gets nightmares involving Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin whipping her continuously like Devo. After being put out of MilkCan, she moves in with the Griffins from Family Guy (the show where Chester Cheetah names Neil Peart the best drummer after doing Cheetos) and experiences them, so they use a dream oujja board. Rating: T for comical language, double entendres, and involving Jimmy Page 6. Doesn't Anybody Know We're In Palisades? (November 2005-February 2006; January 2007-) - Aelita and company go on a tour of California while experiencing Bonus Stage, Primus, Green Day, and many other peoples of that origin. It was deleted due to Jake's complaints, but a failed comeback in the summer of 2006 made him change minds. I'm currently rewriting it based on notes I took while trying to remember the story. Well, can somebody recover the story if this site does have a computer full of every story published to this date? Rating: T for some language, crude humor, mindless self-indulgence, and mindless beatings 7. Some Gift From Heaven (March 2006-April/May 2007) - Aelita's life in 30 chapters, all containing some very weird Monty Python-esque humor. It is the fanfiction that focuses on some stuff based on her life. Well, I originally wrote a story in 2004 about Aelita being human once before Lyoko, but got in by force. I was right. Rating: T for some language, crude humor, double entendres, and some weird humor | |||||||||||||
1. Doesn't Anybody Know We're In Palisades? » reviewsAelita finds out that she may have something wrong with her, but something's after her. NEW: It's finally complete! After 3 years of work and re-writing, I finally completed my first Code: Lyoko piece!Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,804 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 3-30-07 - Complete2. The Long One » reviewsThe dA cult classic comes to FF dot net with more stuff in it! It's the tale of MilkCan, as they suffer through the tribulation of being locked in a house, although not yet.Parappa the Rapper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,320 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 5-4-083. Lammy's Love PoemLammy wrote a love poem to Don Van Vliet. This is how it turned out.Parappa the Rapper - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete4. Accessible Idea For The Ages »Aelita and the gang in the summer of 2009, like Dazed and Confused and American Graffiti, but not with Ron Howard or Matthew McConahey.Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,417 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 7-11-075. The Pool Incident reviewsMy interpretation of what happened at the pool, but with acid, Stuckey's, and robbers. Oneshot only!Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete6. Some Gift From Heaven » reviewsI'm editing some parts, people, so it can be easier to read...it's still the same premise.Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,912 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 10-16-06 - Complete7. The Rise of a CopyrightInfringing BandYou may know this band from somewhere. You may not. In fact, I submitted this to the Neopian Times, but was probably rejected.Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Published: 2-23-07 - Complete8. Pretzel Logic: Chase's Idea of Being Good » reviewsChase gets put into a home so he can rehabilitate, but you should know who's also in the home other than my fancharacter, TGIE or Andy Partridge.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 9-22-06 - Chase & Wuya9. Mr Kim and Mr Cartman Go To Washington » reviewsThe gang and Kim's gang go to Seattle, Washington and encounter the end of the world. It is a whole story based on South Park and Kim Possible, so there.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-06 - Eric Cartman - Complete10. Mark McPossible: 5 Original 2004 Story reviewsIt's about Kim Possible and Mark McGuire from Sugar Ray trading bodies. It has some elements from a 2003 Kim Possible fanfiction about her cutting herself for wrongs.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-06 - Kim P. - Complete11. The Autistic Aisha: 3 Original 2004 Story reviewsOne of the many stories that Snowflake rejected just because Neopets drove cars. I seem them at the McDonald's teaser on the site! It's about the come of Roxy of Sloth on the Rox.Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-06 - Complete12. Hey, Inezers!: 2 Original 2004 Story reviewsAn original story from 2004 that is about Matt and Digit trying to save the world from ous people who have a hatred for boybands by recording Another Brick In The Wall...weirdly.Cyberchase - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-9-06 - Complete13. John and Ron: 1 Original 2004 Story reviewsIt's one of my original 2004 stories from when I had no sense at all. I wrote it about Ron finding out he's not a Stoppable.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-06 - Ron S. - Complete14. UmJammer Lammy 2: Nightmares » reviewsLammy has nightmares about Robert Plant, and they ruin MilkCan's child friendly image, so they send Lammy to some guy. It's one of my old stories before History of the PopRock Progressives.Parappa the Rapper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-5-05 - Published: 7-13-05 - Complete
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