| BUTTEREDROSIE |
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Death Note, Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo, and Tales of Symphonia. Hello. No doubt you were expecting to hear from Buttered Rosie. However, this will not be possible, given that I have abducted her, infiltrated her fanfiction account, and taken over your mind. BAHAHAHAHA. - Rosie squeals in the background - QUIET YOU. Now, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED, my name is Chicken. You may acknowledge me as your ultimate ruler 4 lyfe to the home biscuit skiddleydads fo sho. That little display was my interpretation of teenaged pop culture as a way of broadcasting my reign of terror to all you little teeny boppers who call yourselves homie g. Anyway, as an act of supreme loyalty-inspiring kindness, I will allow you peons to continue to read Rosie's fan fiction from this channel. However, all reviews will be subject to my supreme censorship before reaching Rosie so that they can inspire the appropriate level of self-loathing that is required for her to do good work. That is all. | |||||||||
1. Lords of Niflheim » reviewsLloyd Irving isn't quite as stupid as he seems. Breaks from canon after Tower of Salvation. Lloyd has to deal with demons, corrupt organizations, and strange relationships as he makes his way through the world. Features smart!powerful!Lloyd. EventualSlashTales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Lloyd I.2. Risen reviewsCloud Strife is a loner and an outsider in Nibelheim. While escaping from some bullies, he encounters a mysterious man who lives in the decrepit mansion. With this man's help, he sets out to learn how to defend himself. Pre-slash. Written YEARS ago...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-22-08 - Cloud S. & Vincent V.3. A Torrid Romance reviewsA Vincent/Cloud story co-written with Chicken. We do NOT take ourselves seriously, so neither should you. Vincent and Cloud travel through the forest and run into a little trouble. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT FF7!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-08 - Cloud S. & Vincent V. - Complete4. Here Comes the Count reviewsBecause some people need to learn that when you incessantly pester somone to write you a gift fic, you may not get what you want. So here you go Chicken, a parody on all the crappy CountAlbert fics out there. I hope you're happy.Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete5. Light in Candyland reviewsTakes place while L and Light are cuffed together. I took out the end because it was just stupid. The title makes no sense, by the way.Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-07 - Light Y. & L - Complete6. Routine reviewsThis is just a little Turk fic about a sorta routine Rude and Reno have after work. A half bday present for my drinking buddy! Have fun and review!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-05 - Rude & Reno - Complete7. Redemption reviewsTakes place during the olympus colusium. Cloud is an assasin for hire and Sora is one of the people he is supposed to kill. Cloud is having problems deciding what to do.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-05 - Cloud S. & Sora - Complete