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Poll: The Great Debate - Which Kurt pairing do you support? Vote Now!
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since: 01-06-05, id: 735009, Profile Updated: 03-25-12
country: UK
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Glee.

The name's Camunki.

I write gay stuff.

That's really all you need to know, huh?

All characters, people or animals mentioned in this profile are entirely fictional and any resemblance to persons, whether living or dead, is purely coincidental. No one was harmed in the creation of this profile, aside from a couple of handsome boys whose asses may be slightly sore.

My Tumblr: http://camunki.tumblr.com

My Deviantart page: http://camunki.deviantart.com

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So who the hell are you, anyway?:

Name: Camunki, but you can call me whatever you like.

Location: England. Here, have a scone.

Age: Old enough.

What I ship:

Kurtofsky (Glee. Kurt/Karofsky)

Klaine (Glee. Kurt/Blaine. But only for the pretty. And the porn.)

Klaineofsky (Glee OT3. Blaine/Karofsky/Kurt)

Furt, Purt... (Glee. So, yeah, Kurt's my fandom bicycle. I just love him.)

...Fuck (Glee, and yes, that's what I think Finn/Puck should be.)

Seblaine, Sebklaine, Sebofsky. Sebastian with anyone, really. (Also Glee)

SasuNaru (Naruto)

Drarry (HP)

Spork, Spirk, Kirk/Spock (...because 'Kock' would be far too obvious. Star Trek, ofc)

Spock/Kirk/Bones, or any combination thereof (Star Trek)

Sulu/Chekov (Star Trek)

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Anyways, if you want to contact me, PM me or send me a message on Tumblr. I'm always bored, and if I'm not updating for a long time, feel free to tell me to get my ass into action, I guarantee it'll help XD

Camunki :D

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Note: I Was Singing in the Shower is on indefinite hiatus. Not to say I'm abandoning it, just that updates will be very infrequent, and I'll be pursuing other projects.

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1. It Was You » reviews
Kurt gets a secret admirer. Alternative version to the events of 'Heart'. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 3-27-12 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
2. There Goes My Baseball Cap reviews
Kurt really hates Dave's baseball cap. But he knows a sure fire way to make sure Dave takes it off. Kurtofsky one shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-12 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
3. Sing reviews
Dave never thought he'd have the opportunity to think this, but it was really hard to sing with a tongue in your ass. Kurtofsky, PWP. Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-26-12 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
4. Hesitate reviews
Speculation on what's to come for Dave and Kurt after 'Heart.' Dave faces his demons and Kurt just tries to figure out his feelings. Kurtofsky, slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-12 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
5. I Was Singing In The Shower » reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,507 - Reviews: 349 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 2-14-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky
6. Out the Box, Outta Line reviews
Because sometimes those embarrassing joke sexy presents you get from your friends for Christmas can come in handy. Kurtofsky, slash, Rated M for light bondage.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-23-12 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
7. Tis The Season To Be Lonely reviews
Kurt and Blaine's breakup means that Kurt has to spend the holidays alone. Fed up with his all too happy family, he takes a walk, only to run into one Dave Karofsky. But why is Dave all alone in a park the day after Christmas? Kurtofsky, Slash, Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-26-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
8. Dance With Me reviews
In which Kurt gets drunk and Dave finally gets his dance. Kurtofsky, slash, rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-20-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
9. Coming to an End reviews
"Isn't it funny, the things we do when we know each second could be our last?" In a future where death lies around every corner, Kurt pushes Dave to live a little. Future AU Kurtofsky, slash, one-shot, rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
10. Bright Lights and Paying Customers » reviews
It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 11-18-11 - Published: 11-1-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
11. Simulate Me reviews
Kurt didn't even know why he'd created a Karofsky Sim in the first place. As for what came next...what the heck was a 'WooHoo,' anyway? Smut, Rated M, Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 9-11-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky
12. Not Cheese reviews
Finn always thought it was supposed to be cheese that gave you nightmares, but he'd been drinking milk and these weren't exactly nightmares. Kinn, Furt, Finn/Kurt. Oneshot, rated M, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-5-11 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete
13. Rituals reviews
The story of an out-and-proud gay boy and the closeted jock that bullies him. Only this time, Kurt's the jock and Dave loves Prada. Jock!Kurt Sassy-gay!Dave switch. One-shot, Kurtofsky Kurt/Karofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-13-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
14. Closested reviews
Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-15-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
15. Pavarotti reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 12-3-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
16. Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 98 - Published: 11-24-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
17. Displacement » reviews
Karofsky just can't stop thinking about that kiss. Kurt is far too willing to accept drinks. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky Slash, Dub-con, Rated M. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-18-10 - Published: 11-15-10 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
18. Aphrodisiac » reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,731 - Reviews: 772 - Updated: 4-2-10 - Published: 7-9-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. Onigiri reviews
"I watched as pieces of rice fell off his nose, not knowing which was worse; being called 'pretty' by the scariest, most psychotic twelve year old in history, or the fact that I had just spat onigiri all over his face." NejiGaa, Shonen-ai, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 6-22-08 - Neji H. & Gaara - Complete
20. Neutral » reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,800 - Reviews: 839 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 1-5-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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