zabani-chan
Poll: For my novel, I was planning on making the main couple gay, but I've had a couple people tell me not to do that, so I decided to leave it up to you. Vote Now!
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since: 01-06-05, id: 735210, Profile Updated: 04-26-13
country: USA
Author has written 44 stories for Naruto, Black Cat, Avatar: Last Airbender, Gravitation, Skip Beat!, Death Note, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Final Fantasy VII, Ouran High School Host Club, D.Gray-Man, Scrapped Princess, NCIS, Dragon Ball Z, Supernatural, and Wolf's Rain.

Pictures for Unbreakable, The Vampire Legend and ANBU Brother have been posted here:

http://itachilover3450.deviantart.com/

Name: all you need to know is zabani-chan

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Siblings: one younger brother, four step-siblings...all of them are very annoying...

Avatar - A beautiful blue eyed cat that I quickly edited, adding the words 'Kitty Cas'. This is what I picture Castiel would look like should he be a cat.

One thing you should know about me is that I don't write reviews very often. If I do, then I go to your profile and send you a message through there. Instead, I put your story on my story alert list. That is my way of saying that I like your story, want to read more of it and can't wait for you to update.

UPDATE: 2-3-2013 : I am slowly getting back into anime. Right now, my two top shows that I watch a lot are Supernatural and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I did read a little Vampire Knight again (almost forgot how good the manga was). I got a new kitten, so I've been slowly integrating him into the family with my two older cats. It's going swell. *thumps up* No longer have a co-auther/pen pal for my novel, so it's slow going. Will accept if anyone wants to take that open slot - after a brief interview via email/online chat/etc. Still looking for work, as well, and it's not going well, so that's also taking up some of my time. None of my stories are discontinued, but still on an undetermined hiatus.

UPDATE: 7-25-2012 : I am now addicted to Supernatural. I still occasionally read NCIS, though. I'll be starting college in Aug 2012, so my time to work on my stories (and I know I haven't updated any of them in forever) will be cut even shorter. I still need a beta reader for my NCIS story, Family, as my last one wasn't reliable. I am also still working on my novel, but I now have a co-author/pen pal. I still votes for my poll to figure out where my main pairing will go (male/male or male/female).

UPDATE: 11-25-2011 : Still read the occasional NCIS fic, but I am now on a DBZ kick. I still plan on updating my current work-in-progress, Family, but as I've stated in ch. 4, I need help. A few have already said they'd like to hear Tim's story on the woman and the kids, and that part I already had planned out (it's what spawned the story in the first place). It's everything else I need help with (i.e. Getting to that point, the autopsy, forensics, etc. with which I no idea how to word). Oh, and please don't forget to vote in my poll - very important for my novel to go anywhere without it.

UPDATE: 10-12-2011 : I am back on an NCIS kick, and now have two stories under that category up - Memories (a 9/11 ff) and Family. Links for the house plan and property outline are below.

FOR BETA READERS!!: Below is a list of the categories/pairings I will accept -

Anime/Manga:

Naruto - prefer ItaNar, will accept other pairings

D.GrayMan - Allen x Kanda, Tyki x Allen

Darker than BLACK - Hei x November, November x Misaki

Avatar:Last Airbender - Zuko x Katara

Death Note - x LLight

FMA - Roy x Ed

Gravitation - Yuki x Shuichi

Gundam Seed - Athrun x Shin, Athrun x Kira, Kira x Shinn

Hikaru no Go - Akira x Hikaru

Nora - Kazuma x Nora

Samurai Deeper Kyo - Kyo x Yuya

Scrapped Princess - Furet x Pacifica

Skip Beat - Ren x Kyoko, Sho x Kyoko

Tsubasa Chronicle - Kurogane x Fai, Kurogane x Shaoyran

Vampire Knight - Kaname x Zero

Wolf's Rain - prefer Tsume x Kiba; Tsume x Toboe, Kiba x Toboe

xxxHolic - Doumeki x Kimihiro

Books:

Harry Potter - Harry x Draco; Severus x Harry (father/son only)

Games:

FF7 - Zack x Cloud; Cloud x Reno; Zack x Reno

TV:

Supernatural - Cas x Dean/Dean x Cas; Sam x Gabriel

NCIS - Tim x Tony/Tony x Tim; Tim x Ziva; Gibbs x Tony (father/son only); Gibbs x Abby

NCIS: Los Angels - Sam x G; G x Nell; Deeks x Kensi

Doctor Who - 10 x Rose; 11 x Rose; 11 x 10 (bromance)

Torchwood - Jack x Ianto/Ianto x Jack

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This is this horse

This is is horse

this is how horse

this is to horse

this is keep horse

this is an horse

this is idiot horse

this is busy horse

this is for horse

this is forty horse

this is seconds horse

NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD IN THESE SENTENCES-YOU'LL WANT TO PASS IT ON!

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Please read, you may have seen it on other peoples pages, and that's exactly our aim, to spread this story all over Howrse and the internet. So that everyone will know the horror of abuse.

A mare was sold to a man for 35, and then sold to someone else for 100. He tried to load her to take her to her new home but she balked and refused to load. So, he decided to force her in with pain - by wrapping barbed wire around her halter - each tug cutting her face more and more. Now he was getting angry, and decided to tie her to the trailer and drag her helplessly behind - the barbed wire cutting viciously into her face. Her hooves were literally sawed off and are mostly gone now. When she finally colapsed he only grew angrier, and unhitched the trailer rolling in on top of the exausted mare. But her punishment wasn't enough, not until he shot her in the face. But with the stubborness of a mule, she did not give up. Fortunately, through all this torture and abuse, the little mare survived. Her road to recovery will be a long one, but with your help, a possible one. The little mare's name is Naysa, meaning "miracle of God", it trully was a miracle of God that Naysa survived

Words can not describe the brutality, pain and suffering that this mare indured, so put this on your page and let them know you care.Also please remember to never ever abuse an animal like her

Please out this on yur page its means lots to that little mare

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As a fellow cat lover, I SUPPORT THE KITTIES!!

IMPORTANT!! YOU MUST READ DISCLAIMERS! THEY CONTAIN VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION SOMETIMES!!

Who is your favorite ANBU Brother character? - Winner : Sasuke

Okay. In this, I am going to tell you random stuff about me and my stories. Okay, here we go!

My favorite anime is: 10 Tokyo Samurai, Naruto, Trinity Blood, Bleach, One Piece, Bobobobo-Bobobo, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, all the Gundams ever made, all the DB series(DB, DBZ, DBGT), Rurouni Kenshin, Avatar: The Last Airbender, FullMetal Alchemist, FullMetal Panic, FullMetal Panic:Fumoffu, Fushigi Yugi: The Mysterious Play, Inuyasha(though not anymore), Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, Please Twins!, Please Teacher!, Gokusen, Saiyuki, Samurai Deeper Kyo, DNAngel, Chrono Crusade, CardCaptor Sakura, Fruits Basket, Negima, Wolf's Rain, Yu Yu Hakusho, superGALS, Scrapped Princess (specifically episodes 15-18), Darker Than BLACK

My favorite manga is:

A: Anima, 3x3 Eyes, Absolute Boyfriend, Alice 19th,

B: B.O.D.Y., Black Cat, Blank Slate, Bleach, Buso Renkin,

C: Captive Hearts, Cardcaptor Sakura, Chobits, Chrono Crusade, Cross,

D: Death Note, Death Note:How To Read 13

E: Elemental Gelade, Enchanter

F: Fruits Basket, Fushigi Yugi:Genbu Kaiden Fushigi Yugi:The Mysterious Play

G: Gaba Kawa, GetBackers, Gravitation, Gravitation Ex

H: Hana Kimi, Happy Hustle High, High School Debut

I: Inuyasha, ION

J: Juvenile Orion

K: Kage Tora

L: Land of the Blindfolded

M: Me & My Brothers, Millinium Snow, Mixed Vegetables, My-HIME

N: Naruto, Negima, Nora:The Last Chronicle of Devildom, Now

O: Oh My Goddess!, One Pound Gospel, Ouran High School Host Club

P: Phantom Dreams, Pichi Pichi Pitch, Princess Prince, Psychic Academy, Punch!

R: Ranma 1/2, Red River, Rurouni Kenshin

S: Sailor Moon, Saiyuki, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Satisfaction Guaranteed, School Rumble, Scrapped Princess, Skip Beat!, St. Dragon Girl, SA

T: Tail of the Moon, Tenchi Muyo, The Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Tsubasa:Resevoir Chronicle

W: Whistle!, Wild Ones, Wish

X: xxxHolic

Y: Yumeki Kenbun Nightmare Inspector, Yurara

My favorite movies are: Atlantis, Avatar, Bonanza, Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, Final Fantasy 7: Last Order, Freaky Friday, FullMetal Alchemist:The Movie, Harry Potter 1-6, Inuyasha movies, Jurassic Park 1-3, Lord of the Rings 1-3, Legend of the Eight Samurai, No More Baths, Princess Diaries 1 and 2, Samurai X:Reflection, Seabiscuit, Treasure Planet, Tomb Raider 1 and 2, Young Black Stallion, all Hayoi Miyazaki films

My favorite games are: Genji: Dawn of the Samurai, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core (I've only watched a friend play it), Final Fantasy X-2 (watched my brother play it), Mojo, Seven Samurai, MX Unleashed, Devil May Cry 1-3 (I haven't played 4 yet), Zelda (for Nintendo), Suikoden 3, Mario (for Super Nintendo & Nintendo 64), Tomb Raider (for Playstation), Persona 3

My favorite pairings are:

NCIS:

male/female -

Tim Ziva

Tony Ziva

Gibbs Abby

Tim Jenny

male/male -

Tim Tony

Tim or Tony Gibbs (father/son only)

Naruto:

male/female -

Sasuke Sakura

Naruto Hinata

Neji Tenten

Naruto Sakura

Neji Sakura

Sasuke Hinata

Itachi Sakura

Itachi Hinata

Gaara Sakura (I'm new to this pairing, and so far, I like it)

male/male -

Sasuke Naruto

Itachi Naruto

Naruto Neji

Itachi Neji

Itachi Sasuke (yes, i am starting to like incest, but for these two only...though I stop reading when it gets too...graphic...)

Kakashi Iruka

Bleach:

male/female -

Ichigo Rukia

Renji Rukia

Byakuya Rukia

Uryu Orihime

male/male -

Ichigo Byakuya

Ichigo Uryu

Rurouni Kenshin:

male/female -

Kenshin Kaoru

Gokusen:

male/female -

Shin Yankumi

Gravitation:

male/male -

Yuki Shuichi

Samurai Deeper Kyo:

male/female -

Kyo Yuya

Fruits Basket:

male/female -

Kyo Tohru

Yuki Machi

Kureno Arisa

Hatori Mayuko

male/male -

Kyo Yuki (experimented with the pairing, and found it okay)

Shigure Ayame

Avatar:Last Airbender:

male/female -

Zuko Katara

Skip Beat!:

male/female -

Ren Kyouko

Scrapped Princess:

male/female -

Furet Pacifica/Pamela

Black Cat:

male/female -

Train Saya

Jenos Rinslet

Sven Eve (father/daughter relasionship only)

Death Note:

male/male -

L Light

L Matsuda

male/female -

Light Misa (not very often, though)

L Misa (depending on how well the author is, it's an ok couple)

L Naomi

GetBackers:

male/male -

Ban Ginji

Tsubasa:Resevoir Chronicle:

male/male -

Shaoran Kurogane

Fai Kurogane

male/female -

Shaoran Sakura

xxxHolic:

male/male -

Doumeki Watanuki

Final Fantasy 7:

male/male -

Zack Cloud

Reno Cloud

Zack Reno

Harry Potter:

Harry Draco

Severus Harry

Salazar Harry (We need more of this couple! They are absolutely adorable together!!)

Charlie Draco (new to this couple and love it!!! Charlie is fast becoming a favorite character)

The links for The Meaning of Family are up!!

http://www.eplans.com/image-gallery.hwx/Q/Plan.HWEPL66599/ImageId.799345

http://www.eplans.com/image-gallery.hwx/Q/Plan.HWEPL66599/ImageId.799349

The links for Family are up!!

http://www.eplans.com/craftsman_house-plans/HWEPL65999.hwx

http://itachilover3450.deviantart.com/art/Property-Outline-264021844

Info on my stories:

ANBU Brother: - currently has 11 chapters, in progress

Back: - currently has 4 chapter, ON HOLD

Christmas Special: one-shot. I thought of it a day after christmas and its a SasSak pairing.

Cryptic Note: currently has 1 chapter. ON HOLD

Death Note challenge: A challenge to all DN fans.

E.A.U. - currently has 10 chapters, in progress

Enro Tandokude - currently has 1 chapter, ON HOLD

Gang Wars and Blossoming Love: currently has 9 chapters, in progress

Hide and Seek: currently has 7 chapters, in progress

I Loved Her First: one-shot- It has the lyrics to 'I Loved Her First' by Rascal Flatts.

If Only: one-shot

Kazuki: one-shot

L's Other Life: currently has 1 chapter, in progress

Neve Mix Train With Cookie Dough: currently has 1 chapter, ON HOLD

New World: currently has 1 chapter, ON HOLD

PD Naruto: currently has 1 chapter, in progress

Possessed: one-shot

Return and Hated: currently has 1 chapters, ON HOLD

Reunited, Torn Apart: one-shot

Reverse: currently has 1 chapter, in progress

Shrunk: currenly has 1 chapter, in progress

S.O.A.: currently has 3 chapters, UP FOR ADOPTION

The Hidden Life: currently has 1 chapter; as of right now, I am thinking of continuing it instead of letting someone adopt it.

The Meaning of Family: currently has 2 chapter, in progress

The Vampire Legend: currently has 4 chapters, in progress

Time To Say Goodbye: currently has 1 chapter, ON HOLD

Time Travel: currently has 11 chapters, in progress

Transformation: currently has 2 chapters, UP FOR ADOPTION

Two Sides of a Coin: currently has 2 chapters, in progress

Unbreakable: currently has 5 chapters, in progress

For Death Note Challenge, here are the things needed -

Taro Kagami must be included and have some kind of connection with Ryuk

Must take place anytime during the Kira arc – preferably when L is still alive

Kagami must be in his late teens, early twenties

Any character you like may be included

If anyone would like to take up this challenge, please review so that I may be able to keep track of your progress (because I would love to read them).

Good luck and best wishes!!

Copy & Pastes:

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You know when you live in 2006 when...

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2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

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Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses: zabani-chan (Kyo from Fruits basket)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

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If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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My kitty's name is Lawliet!!

Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Copy & paste this in your profile. If you LOVE kitties like I do!

If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid (we are!), copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Marie Blaze, Kurohou,Sairi Mouto, zabani-chan

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...