Update: 08-12-09

Author Section:
Name: We'll call me anonymous... for now...
Age: 18
Gender: Male, if you haven't guessed already.
Likes: Music, Anime, Fanfiction, Writing, Teh intraweb, my laptop
Dislikes: Everything not stated above... Mostly.
Hobbies: Weight-lifting, Writing, Reading, Cruising for babes, listening to music.
Dreams for the Future: Becoming an accomplished writer and finding my soulmate. First one is coming along nicely, second... well... no...

Likes, in detail:
Music: I like only Rock, Metal, Techno, Japanese, and nothing else.
Anime: Mainly Bleach, Naruto, Blue Gender, and Outlaw Star. I've seen more Animes than I can count, hence my name.
Fanfiction: Current favorite to read is Naruto, but that might change if my favorite pairings don't get new additions.
Writing: I only write fanfiction to help my writing style, other than that, I'm trying to get my first published work off the ground.
Teh intraweb: I lourve cruising teh intraweb, too much fun to be had.
My laptop: It's a Toshiba Satellite with an Intel Centrino Duo processor, 4.3 GHz processing power, 2 GB of RAM, and an 80 GB HDD that is about halfway used up. I also have a 160 GB external HDD for backing up my files and music as well as storing a lot of my anime that is not in CD form.

Story Section:

Salutations readers! How have you all been doing? Hopefully it's better than me. Here's the status of all my little brain-children and stuff like that:

Konoha's Secret: Discontinued. Available for adoption.
Authors on the project:

Curse of the Demon: Discontinued. Available for adoption.
Authors on the project: The Dark Angel Micheal

Caught In Between: The one, maybe two, -shot that I've been planning for a while. Not yet published, or even started. We'll see how it turns out.

Untitled: Well... That's not what it'll stay. I'm trying to think of a good one to capture the feel of the storyline with... Something simple, yet attractive. Something that will get someone's attention and they'll be like "Ooo... Sounds cool." This one is the second one in my Story for Sale Section below, and I just couldn't get it out of my mind, so I HAD to write it.

Story for Sale Section: Here, I'll post some ideas that I might write later on, but for now, I'm letting you, the fans, try your hand at my ideas. Rules are simple:
1) PM me to ask permission to write one, and I'll give you the permission to do so.
2) I'll let more than one writer to publish it simultaneously, but if you get into arguements about it, neither of you can write it.
3) You'll have free reign over the fic, but you MUST adhere to the basic details I give you. 1st offense will result in you being warned, 2nd will be you having to re-write, and 3rd will be you being asked to drop the fic. Failure to do so will result in Administration contact.
4) Have fun with it. Even though you have to stick to my basic details, you have free range over it.
5) When you wish to submit the first chapter, e-mail it to me first, I'll read it over and correct mistakes. NOTE: I can only correct those published with either OpenOffice or Microsoft Word 2003.

Naruto, Genius of Comprehension: This is the title I'm going to use, I'll give you the option to also use it.
Details: Naruto's brain functions at a higher plane than almost all people around him. He is trained by all three Sannin, all are still loyal to Konoha at this point, this may change. After seeing Jiraiya mold chakra the first time, at the tender age of 12 months old (1 year) he is able to do so. His mental capacity is that of an adult at this point, kinda like Einstein, he won't speak until he can fully express himself the way he wants to, understandably. Probably around the age of four or five. Because he's so smart, he can see or read something once and completely replicate it perfectly. He graduates the academy at age four, gains Chuunin the same year, and makes Jounin the year after, and goes into ANBU at the age of 8. Despite how smart he is, and how experienced he's become being trained by the Sannin, there is one thing he can't comprehend, and that's human emotion. He's cold, logical, and unyielding in his beliefs. So how can he hope to fall in love with any of these women that tend to surround him?
Pairing: Naruto/Harem
Writers working on it: refused

Title is Up to the Author:
Details: Everything you know about Naruto is crap. This is the true 411. Anko did run away with Orochimaru when he left Konoha to join Akatsuki. There, she becomes friends with the leader's friend, Konan (Both are about the age of 14/15). After Itachi drives Orochimaru to leave, Anko stays behind. Ten years down the road, another joins the Akatsuki, this one does so of his own volition. Not much is known about him except that Pein trusts him, he has bright, blonde hair, and goes by the alias Abyss. He constantly dresses in long, baggy clothing to hide his build and body frame, along with a face mask that covers the lower half of his face. He also carries around a scroll containing the swords of the Kiri no Shinobigatana Nananin Shu (The Seven Swordsmen of the Mist), whom he defeated in armed combat. While he may look fierce on the outside, he's nothing but immature and laid-back on the inside. He constantly cracks jokes, peeps on girls, and gets into lots of trouble for no good reason. When in combat, he either uses one of the Swordsmen's blades, or highly destructive, and unnecessarily flashy Ninjutsu. He also has a very unique skill set that includes the powerful Rasengan and the fabled Hiraishin. All of this make a mystery that both Anko and Konan want to solve of just who this "Abyss" really is.
Pairing: NaruAnkoKonanShiz
Writers working on it:

The one, the only,
Master of Anime