DarthWasabi
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since: 01-08-05, id: 736475, Profile Updated: 12-28-08
country: Australia
Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, and Smallville.

Welcome back to interview with a Fanfic writer, today we're here with the author of such LOL stories as Attack of the Terror Twins and Road Trip to no Where. Also she has written more serious stories such as Project 001CK.

Ladies and Gentle peeps please welcome back: DarthWasabi.

Real Name: It starts with a J, ends with a Y, and has E N N in the middle. That's all i'm given you, so you do the math.

Age: 195

Gender: Female

Country of Birth: Australia...Being lazy is in my culture, so don't hold it against me if I don't update...Poor excuse, I know.

Date of Birth: 01/05/90 (As you probably gathered, I am not 195. Just putting it out there)

Favourite Shows: (In no real order)

Smallville - I swear it pulls you in with hints of the good stuff...But most of the time it just gives you the spits. So instead of waiting for the show to make Lana look like an idiot...I do it myself!

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (not this Zeo and beyond crap...Although Dino Thunder I could live with...) - The superheroes of my youth. What ever happened to actors doing their owns flips and Ninja moves huh? And don't go given me the argument of 'safety' (Phhhffftttttt!) or 'they weren't really actors'...They were...and you can't break that faith of my inner 5 year old damn it!

Viva La Bam - Those crazy kids...Where do you think I got some of my ideas from?

Family Guy - One word Stewie...and Brian...and Peter...and Chris...and Lois...and the dautgher (Mel, Megan..what was it again?) I think I went over my one word limit.

Capt. Planet - I'd give the earth my services a lot more if that guy with the green mullet was still around.

Anime - You put anything like this in front of me (ie. Dragonball Z, Naruto, Full Metal Panic, Heck! I'd even take old school Pokemon) I'd be putty in your hands.

NEW The Mighty Boosh - Oh my sweet baby Jesus... I now know what I want to be when I grow up: Vince Nior. Favourite Quote (From the live show): "Let me introduce you to the art of stump fucking!"

Favourite movies:

Star Wars (All six, though I do prefer I, II, III)

Superman movies (Except the 3rd and 4th ones...They were Craptacular),

Anything that would make me laugh (Not that hard...Just add fart jokes and we're good),

Donnie Darko (That is one crazy movie, I sat there for a half an hour after it had finished just thinking about it),

Closer (Another one I had to think about. This one was only ten minutes though).

V for Vendetta (Action packed, funny, sad, political and HUGE FIRGGIN' EXPLOSIONS!! What more could you ask for...Really? What?)

Story genres that I write in:

Humour/Parody, with a side of serious for the dark side of my soul. It's name's Freddy.

If I want to add more, I will.

If I don't, I won't.

So Until then,

DarthWasabi AWAY!!

(Runs off)

(Comes back)

Oh by the way, I use English English AKA British English, as I'm from Australia. So if anybody sees something and thinks thats not right...Well, it is...I think.

Now DarthWasabi AWAY!!


1. Project 001CK » reviews
Clark and Lois find a strange boy that could be a clone of Clark. Who is he? And what has this got to do with Lex Luthor?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 11-17-06 - Clark K. & Lois L.
2. Road Trip To No Where » reviews
The gang decides to take a road trip across the American landscape. Little do the group know that throughout all the food fights, pranks, the incident of shaving Lana's hair off and musty coloured vans, that they will find out…Something really important.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 9-9-07 - Clark K. & Lois L.
3. Clark Kent's Journal » reviews
A look inside what Clark really writes about anything and anyone. Rated: For slight swearing and stupid situations
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-08 - Clark K. - Complete
4. Letter to the fans REDUX reviews
This little baby was deleted for some unknown reason and now it is back! Just to get my Star Wars writing back in check. This is Anakin's response to ObiAni stories!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-20-06 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
5. A not so quiet afternoon reviews
A moment in time when things seem…Normal for Clark, Lois and Chloe.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-06 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete
6. Acid tears » reviews
The Sith and Jedi have been fighting against each other for a millenium, they say they are different...But are they truely? Only a chosen, born without a father, shall find the truth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-3-06 - Anakin Skywalker
7. Attack Of The Terror Twins » reviews
The sequel to Padme and Anakin's meaning of life. 7 years have passed what happens when the Kids get into more trouble then their father...At school! and What's Padme up to? Author's note!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 12-7-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala
8. From my point of view reviews
This is a different look at Anakin Skywalker's story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-06 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
9. Padme and Anakin's meaning of life » reviews
What would have happend the night padme gave birth to the twins. And the after. OH Mama! Humor ahoy!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 8-5-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete
10. Bobbywan Gives the talk reviews
This AU so... not with the rest of the saga. It's about when Jedi master BobbyOne [Obiwan] has to give the 'talk' to his apprentce Anakin Moonwalker
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-15-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete