Disclaimer : Yes. It's tru. I Own EVERYTHING! That's why u all have your kinky yaoi sex scenes. Wait...NO! I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON! I'm quite the lier, ne? 8D

Current Obsessions? Just Visit this link and see how much of an otaku I am xD

http://myanimelist.net/profile/SutekiKage

Working on...

Nothing, you'll be lucky if you get anything cause I might as well officially go on Hiatus now I have taken on official retired fanfic writer xP

P.S Almost most of this profile was written back when I was 12-13 or something and I'm too lazy to change it so ignore itttt...

Intro!

Name: Me. wow...I'm me...THATS AWESOME! 8D

Gender: Why do you wanna know?...-cough stalker cough-wait...u chould tell if you read my stories...XD

I'm currently in my early uhh...30s! Not lying or anything...nope...nothing of the sort...

Location: GASP! I WAS RIGHT! (runs off screaming stalker at the top of her lungs)

QUOTE: RAWRSSSS...How's that for ya? xD

Author Status

DUDDDEEEEE...I HAD AN AUTHOR STATUS! xDDD

A/N AREA

"Burning Ice and Freezing Fire" Ze C2 with the most watches in the DNAngel section...Be cool and go watch too! xD

"Yaoi Addiction" Ze C2 with the -third- MOST watchers in the DNAngel section. OWNED BY...ME! xD...So it's cooler to come watch this one, eh? (nudge nudge) GO WATCH! xD

STORIES! OLDIES TO NOOBIES! U DON'T UNDERSTAND! WELL...OMFGWTFLOLBBQHAX!

Nightmares

I dedicate my story Nightmares to...JOJO (formally known as BlackRoseLMe...And Kuroi Hana...and now i just donno what she's called...xD)! she's my school friend, and theone who introduced me to fanfiction.net, and it's thanks to her that now I have something to do on my free time!

on HOLD! (Might be DLETED)

Aiand Kirai

on HOLD! (Might be DLETED)

The Prince and the Servant

on HOLD! (Might be DLETED)

Road to Happiness

on HOLD!

30 Love Lives

Has been DLETED! (If u have any questions or concerns about this, please message me)

Old Myth, True Story

I am dedicating this story to my staff members! the ones who joined now, and will join later! hope you guys see this!

ONE of the stories i'm curretly working on...slightly on hold...X3

Discovered Love

Complete...? Well...it sorta is ok as a one-shot...right? xD

Dedicating this fic to my friend Henny-chan!

Neko no Ikka

Kuroi Hana (before known as BlackRoseLme) and I co-wrote it. and it's gonna be very funny! and i dedicated the parts i wrote to my friends on ff.net...the list is too long...just go find it and read it to find out...

The story is under Kuroi Hana's account here http://www.fanfiction.net/u/317969/

This story is DEFINATELY on hold...rawrs

The Failed Conquests of One, Risa Harada

Co-written with me and Shimmering Solitude, as you can tell by the title, it's written with RISA BASHING! -ACK! SAID HER NAME! -runs for it-

The story is under Shimmering Solitude's account here http://www.fanfiction.net/u/484117/

Also on Hold...cause Shimmer-chan needs to...come back from the dead...

Aishiteiru

Colleborative me and Staryday are working on

The story is under Staryday's account here http://www.fanfiction.net/u/642381/

With over 100 reviews and counting!

Hentai Danshikou

One of my best, that's all I'm saying.

One of the stories I am currently working on

Over 25 reviews per chapter!~

Karu no Tenmei

As you can see...I made a new story,I'm working on it. i can say with pride that this IS one of my BEST!

AGuidebook To Your Insanity

Written with my lufffffff...AKA SCHIZO AND PROUDDDDD xDDD

GO! NOW! THIS STORY'S LIKE...A REAL LIFE LOVE LETTER IN AN INSANE STORY THAT'S SO SCARY, IT'S HEARTBREAKING! xD

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3135288/1/

Restriction of Masks

My first REAL M rated story...In the D.GRAYMAN SECTION?! LE GASP?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE DNANGEL?! Well...yea...GO READ! This a about a year AFTER I updated my hentai danshinkou fiction...so...think...HOW WELL CAN SOMEONE IMPROVE IN A YEAR?! A LOT!! x3

Tarot Cafe

GAH! I'M SOO SRRY! I AM SAYING THIS TO MY READERS! I HAD A NEW IDEA RECENTLY AND IT BUGGING THE HELL OUTTA ME! I'M TRYING TO HOLD THE URGE TO WRITE A NEW STORY IN, but i might be putting this story on the website in the coming year...Or two...

and here a a couple of laughs before u go read!~

THE BANANA HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE ORANGE’S BITCH! xD lol, me discribing a very funny comic strip my friend showed me.

There are three types of people in this world. The ones that can do math and the ones that can’t. lol, a ff.net friend's msn name

"Patience is bitter...but it’s fruit is sweet." So ganbatte ne, Seme-san, you’ll get your Uke-chan eventually." website!~

"Surviving Abuse and Rape through Art and Literature" ff.net friend...? yea

"Oh Doctor, can I get my medication?" "Sure, let me get the condoms." ROFL! ME AND SCHIZO AND PROUD MADE THIS UP IN ONE OF OUR CONVOS! xD

I KNOW THE WAYS OF CHIBI DEFENSE! QUICKLY, MY CUTENESS ATTACK! BONZAI BONZAI BONZAI! Me and my friends high on skittles while on a bus driving back from a swimming competition. i got 33rd out of 60-70 people...and from 30 or so different schools.

I write to keep my insanity ChronosKitty's display picture...? xD...

"Can I borrow your pencil?" "...I love you..." COMPLETELY RANDOM...I know...xD

(is sprinkled with confetti)"I feel like a cupcake, are u gonna eat me?" (licks lips) "yes...jess..."
Think about it...xD, lol both from another schizo and pround convo, don't ask what we talk about...(sweatdrop)

Jesus loves little children huh? s'long as he's not the next Micheal Jackson I'm fine another ff.net thing

My parents taught me to walk and talk, now all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! and another...xD

X-Box 360 how did I miss versions 2 through 359? and another...(laughs weakly)

Duck-tape is like the force, there is a dark side and a light side. Without it, you can’t piece the universe together, and then are you royally screwed. ...and another...OO

(sigh) Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be out.

Two Construction Workers: (Think about it...)"You need more help with the hammer, Jake?" "Yes... yes, much more help."

ohhhhh...There is this really funny email u guys need to read! hilarious! but it's too long to put in this profile...ah, wat the heck, why not? feel free to copy and paste and send it to ur friends!~

FINALLY A CHAIN LETTER THAT I LIKE!

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnaped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to 1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

Fuck them! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:
(scroll down)

Make a wish!

Keep Scrolling

No, really, go on and make one!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!
Wish something else!

Not that, you pervert!

STOP!

Wasn't that fun:)
Hope you made a great wish :)

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE! Really! Here's how it goes:

Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.

Thanks!
Good Luck!

Chain Letter Type 2

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again!

Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!

Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen To You Too! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

Chain Letter Type 4

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

A friend is someone who is always at your side.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of assholes.

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady.

A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

Now forward THIS to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals

(note from the amazing Alibear: carnivors eat their own species, underwear & genitals r NOT the same species!... that means ur dumb!)