Name: Emily
Birthday: March 28th
Age: 17
Star sign: Aries
Chinese Zodiac Animal: Goat
Nationality: I am CANADIAN!!1 -song starts up and sings along in extremely off tune voice-

So I haven't been active nearly at all on my account here for well over a year now. I'll offer no excuses, but beware, I make no promises either. So when I say I'm planning on writing more over the summer don't count on too many additions - but definitely count on some. ;)

Some upcoming stories will be for the fandoms of Supernatural (one-shot), Avatar:The Last Airbender (one-shot/multi-chapter, still haven't decided), and Sky High (multi-chapter).

I got my own laptop this year (my aunt's old one - hooray!!) and I'm hoping this will encourage me to write more, since I can take it places.

This is a little note concerning my two stories. I recently re-named them and gave them new summaries; I know how much chaos this sometimes causes so I just wanted to apologize to anyone this change may have confused/angered Ducks pitchforks and rubber chickens. Honestly, I have no better excuse to offer you other than this: their previous titles and summaries sucked and desperately needed to be changed.

I don't really know what else has changed about me personally... I'm still blond... probably still 5'2"... OH! I know, I'm 17 years old now and have never been more preoccupied than I currently am, with Disney movies.

And now it is time for the obligatory FAVORITES section everyone knows and loves!

Favorite Movies:

-Sky High
-Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
-M.I.B
-Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
-Lord of the Rings (all of them)
-What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
-Indiana Jones (all of theses ones too... except maybe the new one)
-The Emperor's New Groove
-Apocolypto

There are more, but I think we are all familiar with the generic Disney animated movies so I'll spare you the reiteration.

Favorite Books:

-The Harry Potter series By J.K. Rowling (except for the last book... I'll explain later.)
-Zink By Cherie Bennett
-The Blind Assassin By Margaret Atwood
-The Forgotten Realms Series by R.A. Salvatore

Favorite Manga/Anime:

-Fullmetal Alchemist
-Beyblade (Seasons 1 and 3 only!)
-Ouran Highschool Host Club
-D-Gray Man
-Death Note

Favorite T.V. Shows:

-Supernatural
-Avatar: The Last Airbender

Favorite Pairings:

-Aragorn/Legolas (Lord of the Rings)
-Hikaru/Kaoru (Ouran Highschool Host Club)
-Lavi/Kanda (D-Gray Man)
-Bryan/Tala (Beyblade)
-Boris/Tala (Bayblade)

Side note: rape stories are AWESOME!

Favorite Bishies:

-Reno (Final Fantasy: Advent Children)
-Kanda Yuu (D-Gray Man)
-Bryan (Beyblade)
-Tala (Beyblade)

-WARNING-

This portion of the Author's Bio. contains explicit language and SEVERE character bashing.

Reader discretion is advised.

I like to think that everyone has their own personal quirks that make them unique. Some are embarrassing, some are funny, and some are downright annoying. Of those three, I have no idea where I fit.

Here is my quirk: I tend to have intense homicidal feeling directed to wards the main character of various books or movies I read/see.

So far I know of only one person who shares with me a similar strain of this disease. That would be my good friend Blood-Soaked Sand.

To elaborate on this confusing topic, I just want to add that this tendency is mostly directed towards characters who are amatures at whatever they do, but miraculously turn out to be phenomenally skilled at it; then they go on to win whichever tournament or whatnot they have entered, not due to a talent of any kind, but soely for the reason that they 'believe' in them selves and 'never give up'. It makes me sick.

I could continue my rant, but in the interest of space, I will instead provide a list, for whoever is interested, containing examples of such characters; order matters:

1. Harry Potter - Seriously. Don't get me started.

2. Naruto - He has no skills, yet somehow manages to beat his every opponent no matter how obviously more skilled they are than him. What the FUCK!?

3. Tyson Granger - Oh yeah, you better believe you read that name right. I'm talking about Tyson from Beyblade. I find Tyson and Naruto to be at about the same level (but seeing as Naruto is just that, NARUTO: he gets to be #2). But seriously, he's more skilled at eating than he is at Beyblading. Geese! What is it with main characters having nothing but no talent, big dreams and even bigger stomachs?!

-Rant Ends-