2009-07-19

Chapter Seven of Celebêl is up!

Name: Lovisa.

Nicknames: Lollo, Lolly

Gender: Female

Age: 17 (18th september).

Looks: Brown eyes, glasses/contact lenses, brown hair (now only with black tips).

Lives: Gothenburg; Sweden.

Family: Mom, dad, big-brother (20) and baby-brother (11).

Best friend: Sweet Love Esme

Spoken Languages: Swedish, English, little French, learning Finnish :)

Weird Habits: Automatically corrects my friends spelling when reading through their english school work.

Fanfiction Favourites: LotR, Harry Potter, InuYasha, Gundam Wing, etc

Fanfiction I Write: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, HP/LotR

Hobbies: Reading, writing, painting/drawing, being with my friends, Music.

Music: Negative, Reflexion, For My Pain, Blind Guardian, Nightwish, Flinch, Queensrÿche, Matthau Mikojan, etc.

Latest Book: "The Shining" by Stephen King

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults.

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

My favorite couples is:

Sirius/Remus
Harry/Sirius
Harry/Remus
Harry/Remus/Sirius
Harry/Voldemort ("Abandon", "Reclaim" - Batsutousai)

Harry/Legolas
Harry/Erestor

Work-In-Progress
Celebêl - The Silver Star of the Noldor

The Ranger (REWRITTEN!!) FOREVER AND BEYOND

My Stories!

The Ranger, Calenglîn - ABANDONED
The Ranger, Calenglîn II - ABANDONED
The Ranger, Calenglîn III - ABANDONED
The Ranger, Calenglîn IV - ABANDONED

Forever and Beyond - New version of "The Ranger"

The Puppy - Little Erestor has found a puppy and wants to keep it. Is the future concillor going to get his wish?

I Love you THIS much! - Five year old Faramir is on a hunt. And his target is none the wiser. (Faramir& Boromir)

The Difference of Estel, The Ranger & Aragorn - FotR. The four Hobbits finds two mysterius paintings in Rivendell. Then Aragorn explains about himself. ONE SHOT!

To The West and To The North - The Captain Thorongil has a strange habit. ONE SHOT!

Celebêl - The Silver Star of the Noldor - What if Ereinion Gil-Galad had a wife and son? His wife died of grief, but what about our young prince? He was sent to Hogwarts... (C-TSSN)

On this side you will find SLASH!
Don't like? Don't read!

I have warned you!

//J.D