So. You came to my userpage. And... you probably expect me to say something witty.

Yes?

Fine.

Fart.

There. Now laugh. T.T

Random Quote of the Even More Random Time Frame: "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." -H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

Author is in her later teens and located in the relatively western area of Washington state. Author has just recently added a new story to her reportoire, although she has rather notably not updated anything that she has already written. Author likes to paint. Author likes to hike. Author enjoys slash in all of its glorious forms. Author is known as "Avery" in the real world.

Author seems to enjoy replacing perfectly serviceable profile pages with crappy ones.

Author would like to note that, as nearly everything she has written is catagorized under "humor", one should not think that she is without the ability to laugh; but neither should one judge her literary skills off of these writings. Author simply drinks too much coffee and is unable to stop herself.

To whom it may concern:

8/29: Well, I updated. Technically. All I managed was a third of a chapter, an apology, and a desperate plea for inspiration. (Also, I deleted two old stories that I don't think had any fans anyway. They were written when I was much younger, and so are scary to even think about now.)

8/5: I am SOOOO sorry that I haven't updated ABoA yet! Writer's Block is seriously kicking my ass. But I SWEAR, upon whatever the heck you want me to swear, that I am going to update. I am not abandoning this!

7/14: I'm going to be on a trip from the 16th to the 19th, and away from my internet during that time.

6/23: Working my butt off trying to get another chapter of ABoA out. I seem to have the block of the writers again...