Occupation: Graveyard shift net trawler
Senility Factor: Undisclosed. But probably in the late teens.
Location: In yer closet, chewing yer coatz.
Fandoms: Anything worth a-ficcin' for
Yays: sarcasm, drama, action, humour, paradoxes, sexual tension, chicken, lololol flamerz
Nays: darkfic, obsessive politics, the end of the world, corn chips that get stuck in your teeth
Would You Like Fries With That? My arteries are to be cherished, not raped. e_e

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"DON'T PANIC!"