From the book, Burned by Ellen Hopkins.

When you were big enough to cross the street on your own,

did you ever wait for a signal, hear the frenzied approach

of a fire truck and feel like stepping out in front of it?

Did you wonder just how far

that rocket ride might take you?

And now, do you ever dangle your toes over the precipice,

dare the cliff to crumble, defy the frozen deity to suffer

the sun, thaw feather and bone, take wing to fly you home?

Jackalobe: ...Nerd patrol? Please girl, it's the GEEK SQUAD. Get it right.

SushiChica: PSHAW

SushiChica: We're the branch

SushiChica: So we have a better name.

SushiChica: That's write, byotch. SULK

SushiChica=D

Jackalobe: (tackles Sushi down in ghetto gangsta way) I'm from OHIO cali bitch, DON'T MESS WITH ME- I DISECTED A SHEEP'S EYE AND KNOW HOW TO USE A SCALPER!

Jackalobe: (Takes out plastic switchblade) And I saw the outsiders, so THERE

SushiChica: OH YEAH? WELL CALI PEOPLE...er...um...shit...uh...WE EAT...

Queen-of-Azarath: OH, DON'T TALK GUYS, I"M FROM NEW YORK! I KNOW HOW TO WHIP YA'LL'S ASSES FASTER THAN YA'LL CAN SAY, "CHOCOLATE!"

Jackalobe: (Laughing)

SushiChica: WE EAT CUP NOODLES!

SushiChica: AND I CAN DUMP ALL THE HOT WATER ON YOU, BITCHES!

Queen-of-Azarath: WELL WE HAVE BMWS!

SushiChica: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!

Queen-of-Azarath: AND HUMMERS!

Queen-of-Azarath: AND LOTS OF MONEY!

Jackalobe: cup noodles!...GASP! ENERGY GUZZLERS!

Queen-of-Azarath: OH!

Queen-of-Azarath: WHAT NOW, BITCHES?

Jackalobe: CORPORATE WHORES, THE BOTH OF YOU!

Queen-of-Azarath: WE GOT THE CAAAASH! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

SushiChica: HELL.YES.

Jackalobe: SAAAVVVVEEEEEE TTHHHEEE WHAAALLLEESSS!

:-) The three of us are tighter than Robin's spandex.

Hail Fanfiction!

:-)

-Rose