Okie dokie, Folks. The name's Ashley, but I normally go by Halfhuman. Don't ask. :) DA account: Halfhuman007

Age: 20

Location: Flagstaff AZ College Junior

Likes: Good Fanfics, pretty/funny/cool/creative Deviations,food, fun things, clothes, shopping, cartoons.

Dislikes: Lima beans, Naruto, things that make me sad, cramps, fan-in fanfictions (for the most part), Naruto, people who think they can write, but, for the love of all things good, can't. They just CAN'T! Okay? And I hate Naruto. I. Hate. Naruto. I've watched some episodes (like, five random ones) and I can't stand it. The characters are ALL annoying, and unlike most shows, I can't relate to any of them. Like Twilight. I hate Twilight too. It's terribly written and barely developed, and the characters have NO real personality. Like Taylor Swift. NOT saying what Kanye West did was okay, cuz I hate him too. But her songs are really whiney and stupid. I'm not even overexaggerating to prove a point. They are actually ignorant. I've listened to the more popular ones on the radio, plus one I found on the internet that was on a CD or something. Her songs are written as if she stopped going to school at the age of ten. Because after that, even I, who lives in the fantasy world of her cartoon ridden brain, could have found multiple things wrong with her songs at the age of FREAKIN' TEN. Just like (last one, I swear) Hannah Montana. I hate her too. (Note, when I say 'Hate', I mean 'Strongly Dislike'. It's too much work to actually HATE something. When you hate, you actually have to put in effort to do it. To strongly dislike is like when you like something, but the other way.) Her songs are like "My life is so great, I'm gonna sing a song about it!" ...Well, that's nice the first three times, but after a while, you gotta do something for the soldiers or the dying or dead or something. SOMETHING for someone OTHER THAN YOURSELF! That's that.

Fanfics: 15 so far, go check them out! (How did I get so many? Well, it's not a lot, cuz some people have, like, 30. But still, I don't remember writing so many. I haven't even finished some of them...)

Favorite Shows: South Park, first and foremost. Family Guy, CSI: LV, Simpsons, Xiaolin Showdown, and only a few anime now (Wolf's Rain, the early seasons of Digimon: 1, 2, 3,; Full Metal Alchemist.) Penguins of Madagascar, How I Met Your Mother, America's Got Talent

Current Addiction: Fanfictions, DeviantArt, Chack, Xiaolin Showdown, That 70s Show, South Park, Family Guy, American Idol (Don't care what you say), America's Next Top Model (Again, don't care), ice-skating (I've only done it three times, but I've been told I'm pretty good.), and many abridged series. (Just not Naruto. I freakin' hate Naruto.)

Even the brave may depend on someone/The moon only shines with the help of the sun/And it's not as safe when you're walking alone/I'll walk you home... Walk You Home by Karmina

I am sooo open to suggestions it's crazy, but you should go ahead and say stuff anyways! Umm... What else?

My best and favorite Fanfic that I wrote so far is Since Second Grade. If you read it, you'll know what I'm talking about. Lots of chapters, lots of Jack (especially Jack's Attack), lots of great stories inside. Still running strong, even though I created it SO VERY LONG AGO. Despite the age, it's well written (for me).

I like to write, especially on my off days, and read too. If you have a story that needs editing or something, feel free to ask. I don't take much pleasure in reading alot of slashy stuff (THAT'S A LIE!! A DIRTY ROTTEN LIE!). Ya know, guyxguy, girlxgirl. It makes for bad indigestion (Well, girlxgirl is a little wierd. Not saying absolutely no, but I'm not saying I will be awesomely thrilled about it.). However, sometimes I find a real good one. Press your luck? Cliches are waaay bad for me too, but you know, whatever.

A/N: I've come to grow quite fond of Chack. How the hell that happened, I don't even know. Ehhhh...hhhhheeehhhhh...

A/N2: I was going to edit some of my stories, but I decided... No. Never mind. I'm to lazy for this. WTF...

Random quote: "3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!"

Anything else? No? Okay, well, then, I'll read yah later!

Less than Three, Halfhuman!

What Am I Doing?

Right now, I'm working on a few stories. I'm sorta reading them day by day to see which ones I should put up. I'll give you a little teaser of the ones I'm thinking of putting up, and if you want to, you can email me with suggestions or whatever. That's not to say that I will/won't take them. That's saying that I like GETTING them. See? I don't know why, but I just realized two of my new stories/chapters are based on time travel. WIERD. o.O

Most of the stuff I had here was either posted long ago, or forgotten long ago. I've got a whole new agenda, a while new line of things I'm doing in a whole new state and a whole new place, so.. yeah. It's a transition period right now, so nothing's going to be really... posted so far..

UPDATE! 09/11/09: Currently, I'm working on a fanfiction that should be out sometime this month, and I should be finished with it sometime soon. It's another Penguins of Madagascar one, so if you're looking for something else... My Xiaolin Showdown one is ALMOST finished, but it's about 9 pages per chapter, so that needs more work, obviously. My Gargoyles one is on standby because I'm stuck at one part, so I don't know much about that.

UPDATE! 09/15/09: Okay, so I'm done with OSaR, and I'm working on it's sequel. It's taken over most of any free time I have, plus some of the free time I don't have. I know, how'd that work out, right? Operation: Project HumEx Ultima is of questionable completion, as in... I have NO clue how many chapters I want it to have. I know how it'll end, and I have chapters 4 and 1 complete. Chapter 2 I'm working on, and chapter 3 is being thought of as I type (I know what I want to happen, I just have to develop it.) I think after this, I'll take a break and go back to Metal Mistake, since I still haven't done much with it. I don't even want to TOUCH Almost Paradise yet, because it's not... working... right now. It's seriously not turning out like how I wanted it to. I dunno.

UPDATE! 09/18/09: I hate the name of Part two of OSaR. If anyone can think of a better one on a whim, let me know. Other than that, it's mostly written. Still haven't started chapter three. Crap. Need to do homework... double crap. Well, today is a short day, and a Friday, so all the better to work on Fanfics. Yay.

UPDATE! 09/21/09: I finished chapter three. That took FOREVER! I had to watch Firefly to get some inspiration. Well, that should give you a hint as to what's going on in part 2 of OSaR. Now... to chapter 5. That might be easier than chapter 3 was. Ugh.

UPDATE! 09/30/09: So, I just posted OPHU, and so far, so good. I've only posted one chapter, but you can expect another one soon. I've also been thinking on what I should do next. It's bordering on "Take A Break" and "New Story". Though, if I do a new story, I'll need some help, and I don't know if I'll get it... It's kinda iffy. Well, whatever. I'll just... continue to wait. La-di-da. Or wait... did I post two chapters of OPHU? I can't even remember.

UPDATE! 10/22/09: Can't sleep, evil thing will eat me. Working on two new projects right now, I'm really excited to work on them. What are they? Well, you might see at the end of OPHU, but who knows. The end shall be posted probably sooner than later, as I'm finished with it right now. ALSO, it's midterm week, and the teachers (how lovely they are) have decided that now is the perfect time to give me a crap load of work, not just studying, but papers and assignments and other random stupidness. Also, since I'm easily distracted, I'm going to be very slow in posting. Or doing much of anything right now. And somehow, I've accumulated a social life, so... that's gonna take some time now too. I know, weird. Uhmm... Oh yeah. Looked through my two earliest works. Holy crap, they are SO BAD! I had NO idea how bad my writing USED to be, and now I know. I read the South Park one, that was HILARIOUS (reminds me of how funny I used to be.. where'd it go?) but the writing on it sucked! I misspelled so many things, and... it was just terrible. But I got a kick out of it, I didn't know I could be so comical. Read through some of my old favorites, and I'm proud to say that I know ALMOST each and every one of them, which is good. I have to say... I'm not the only lazy writer. People don't finish stuff all the time! Though it is sad when they don't. Ah, the old favorites. I honestly have a smile pasted on my face from reading them, they're just that awesome. Alright, I'd better go, I still have a thing to write and I have to wake up VERY soon.

UPDATE! 11/1/09: So I started work on a new story, Geeze Doumani, AKA The Family We Chose. Using characters Ponytail30527 let me borrow, Roz and Cube, we find out what family really means. I'll have a little bio of Roz and Cube up here soon, so keep looking at my profile, it'll be awesome, you'll see. Other than that, I'm working on ONE other project (I promise, I really am working on my part.) and also school. I think this weekend was just what I needed to recharge my batteries. ALSO! I'll be posting up Monthly Story Winners! What this means is, I look at my traffic, and each month the top three get posted here. Mostly it's so I know which stories are great, and which ones I should work on.

Penguins of Madagascar: Operation Search and Rescue-- 100 Complete!
Operation Project HumEx Ultima-- 100 Complete!
Geeze Doumani -- 60 percent finished

Xiaolin Showdown: Metal Mistake-- 80 In Progress/On Hold

Gargoyles: Almost Paradise-- ?? On Hold

Monthly Winners for November 2009

3rd Place: Moondance (POM)

2nd place: A Very Special Day (POM)

1st place: Geeze Doumani AKA The Family We Chose (POM)

More views equals your favorite story being a winner. Stay tuned!