Mistresses Quillin, Claws, Jages, and Xia present...

We solemnly swear that we're up to no good,

Nor have we ever been,

Nor will we ever be--

Not that it matters;

We just thought we'd clarify.

The Miss Marauders Owl Post

Cool. Quick. Reliable. A Little Annoying.

The Miss Marauders is basically just used by one person.

Name: Cazzy

Nickname: Claws (likes to think of herself as the Female Version of James but is actually more like Remus, with Sirius's hyperactivity thrown in and James's seriousness after he gets Lily...) or, ehe, Tchan

Age: 20 (birthday September)

Location: Jersey C.I. (nowhere NEAR America) / London for University

Cazzy's fave themes in stories: Lemon Meringue Pie (smut/fluff), humour

Writes: HP fanfiction, generally Marauder Era, Super Junior fanfiction, and own fiction, used to write Daughters of Darkness, Lizzie McGuire and AFI fanfiction

Reads: slash mostly, Remus/Sirius (Harry Potter), Kurogane/Fai (TRC), Kyouya/Tamaki (Ouran), Kaoru/Hikaru (Ouran), Akira/Shuji (Nobuta), Shige/Koyama (NEWS), Hyukjae/Junsu (Super Junior/DBSK), Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi (Super Junior M), Kyuhyun/Kibum (Super Junior), Hankyung/Siwon (Super Junior), Massu/Tegoshi (NEWS), NEWS/KAT-TUN/DBSK/Super Junior gen/slash fics

Used to read: Lizzie/Gordo (Lizzie McGuire), Hunter/Adam (AFI), Sakura/Syaoran (CCS), Davey/Jade (AFI), Eclipse/Raenef (Demon Diary)

Random Ships (which I neither read nor write but ship for the sake of it)/Crack Ships:

Harry/Draco (because Harry is SO NOT straight. No way)

Hermione/Spike (this was born out of a Deleterius spork using the two characters)

Yuki/Machi (from Fruits Basket; I don't read it but I agree with it)

Ayame/Hatori/Shigure threesome (again Fruits Basket--threesome because no-one will be left out )

Christian/Matthew (two inner-self sporkers at Deleterius)

Crabbe/Goyle (because there's no way I'd pair them with anyone else)

Tonks/Hestia (I've only encountered this once, but it's the only Tonks pairing I can cope with)

Twincest of Fred/George and Kaoru/Hikaru (the latter of which I DO read)

Whose Line's Colin Mochrie/Ryan Stiles (again, born out of a Deleterius spork)

Fanfiction Writing Ships:

Cyrus/Willow (Beth/My original characters)

Remus/Sirius

Lily/James

OC/OC

OC/?

Alexa/Kennedy (my OC twin sisters of Sirius and Remus, respectively)

Anthony/Calanthe (2 of Beth's characters)

Clover/Dashiell (Beth/My original characters)

Sometimes Ron/Hermione

Hunter/Adam (AFI)

Davey/Jade (AFI)

Hunter/Winter (My original characters)

Kyuhyun/Kibum (Super Junior)

Hyukjae/Junsu (Super Junior/DBSK)

Hankyung/Siwon (Super Junior)

Fanfiction Reading Ships (Main or supporting):

Het:

Lily/James (Harry Potter)

Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Fred/Angelina (Harry Potter)

George/Alicia (Harry Potter)

Lee/Katie (Harry Potter)

Cyrus/Willow (Harry Potter fanfiction/Rhapsody & Nocturne)

Anthony/Calanthe (Harry Potter fanfiction/Rhapsody & Nocturne)

Clover/Dashiell (Harry Potter fanfiction/Rhapsody & Nocturne)

Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket)

Maewen/Mitt (The Dalemark Quartet)

Ash/Mary-Lynnette (Daughters of Darkness)

Lizzie/Gordo (Lizzie McGuire)

Eriol/Tomoyo (Card Captor Sakura)

Sakura/Syaoran (Card Captor Sakura--also Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, but as a support to KxF

Rina/Randoh (Pretty Face)

Haruhi/Mori (Ouran High School Host Club)

Fang/Max (Maximum Ride)

Nakatsu/Mizuki (HanaKimi)

Slash:

Remus/Sirius (Harry Potter)

Ginny/Luna (Harry Potter)

Fred/George (Harry Potter)

Seamus/Dean (Harry Potter)

Yuki/Haru (Fruits Basket)

Yukito/Touya (Card Captor Sakura)

Kurogane/Fai (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)

Eclipse/Raenef (Demon Diary)

Quake/Swiftie (Matt made this pairing stick with me. Self-slashing)

James/Tasseus (very cute characters belonging to my friend Dahling)

Jareth/Clarence (the main characters of the cutest Sims 2 slash story ever--bff and gorgeous! It's called The Consequences of Consequences)

Hunter/Adam (AFI)

Davey/Jade (AFI)

Tamaki/Kyouya (Ouran High School Host Club)

Honey/Mori (Ouran High School Host Club)

Kaoru/Hikaru (Ouran High School Host Club)

Legolas/Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)

Kagurazaka/Sano (HanaKimi)

Akira/Shuuji (Nobuta wo Produce)

Shige/Koyama (NEWS)

Massu/Tegoshi (NEWS)

Hyukjae/Junsu (Super Junior/DBSK)

Kyuhyun/Kibum (Super Junior)

Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi (Super Junior M)

Hankyung/Siwon (Super Junior)

Puts up with (if I HAVE to):

Harry/Draco

Ginny/Draco (rarely any more)

Harry/Luna

Tamaki/Haruhi

Hikaru/Haruhi

Mori/Haruhi

Akira/Nobuta

Hates/loathes:

Sano/Mizuki

Harry/Ginny

Remus/Tonks

Harry/Hermione

Any form of incest/twincest (exceptions: Fred/George and Kaoru/Hikaru)

Hermione/Draco

Any form of Remus/Sirius/Lily/James dating someone they "shouldn't" in my eyes; e.g. Remus/Lily, Lily/Severus, James/Sirius

Any form of twisted time relationships (cross-gen); e.g. Remus/Hermione, Sirius/Ginny, Harry/Tonks A.K.A. Any form of the Golden Trio going back in time and dating the older counterparts as younger people and/or changing history; e.g. Ron/Lily, Hermione/James

Sirius/Tonks

Any pairing involving Tonks (unless it's with that girl Hestia)

Any pairing involving Snape

Any form of Angelina/Alicia/Katie/Fred/George/Lee dating someone they "shouldn't" in my eyes (though Angelina/Alicia could be amusing); e.g. George/Katie, Fred/Alicia

Calanthe/Malkin (two of Beth's characters paired together; Malkin is Anthony's brother)

Okay, well, I write mainly slash. This site is solely for my slash works (and my Miss Marauders stories--ShadowHunters and my various one-shots); I also write on PKorg but they don't appreciate the slash much. So go to Jersey Princess on PKorg if you want to read my normal L/Js and a very funny L/J (according to my reviewers) called Pink Poison and Violet Venom, and come here for my slash! I also post on my livejournal.

Finished works:

Starstruck

The Redundancy of Spellcheckers, etc (my parody)

Finished slash:

Blinding Satisfaction (meme for Vixy)

Dogs And Dreams And Damsels

Make A Wish (Or Five) Day

Naturally

Never Be The Guy

That's What I Meant To Say

Unfinished slash:

"It's the Least I Could Do"

Allergic To Slytherin

Help! We're All Happy Teenagers!

Lady of the Night

Rewriting A Legacy

Six Kisses (almost finished!!)

The Lupin Memoirs

Other stories to come on here:

ShadowHunters (U/F)

The 100+ Reasons Why Every Harry Potter Character Loves Every Harry Potter Character (in story form, and not all sexual, and not exactly every character but most of them) (U/F)

5/10/09: Italicised because I don't know if any of it will ever be posted, even though I'm almost finished with Six Kisses.