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| Silverdawn89 |
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Strike Back, and Teen Wolf. Okay, I'm gonna keep this short and simple. Me: 23-year-old general layabout. British. Atheist. Ex-Psychology student, although don't read too much into that; I was pretty rubbish at it. Likes books, movies, music, and the colour purple. I've only ever wanted to be a writer, except for that (thankfully) brief period where I wanted to be a dentist, and a lack of talent at basically anything else has only enforced this dream. I'm funny only if you give me a head-start, otherwise I'm generally just socially awkward (but who isn't these days?). Partial to brightly-coloured alcoholic drinks and the 80s, which says a distressing amount about my social life. I'm far too cynical for my own good, and I use polysyllabic words where a much simpler one would have done, because I have a pretty good vocabulary and I like to use it, damn it! Fandoms: In vaguely chronological order - Harry Potter, Stargate Atlantis, Good Omens, Supernatural, Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock (BBC), Psych, Bandom plus several short-lived dalliances with other RPF fandoms, Discworld, Glee, and then there's a brief period where I flitted about from mostly forgettable fandoms ... Right now I'm kind of rolling around in the Marvel movie 'verse, because it's awesome :) My ficcage: My writing is kind of like an iceberg, in that you'll only ever seen 10% of it. The other 90% is, to put it bluntly, a load of crap. I'm not being modest; the majority of my work is self-indulgent (just like this bio ...), angsty wish fulfillment written when I was in my early teens and thought I knew all about life. Now that I'm much more mature and self-aware, my writing is full of neuroses, cynicism and painful attempts at humour, which is much more socially acceptable, so all's well there. (Despite this, I have this overwhelming fondness for every word I've ever written, like those parents whose children are fucking adorable but not too bright and keep walking into things because they're busy contemplating the mysteries of the colour orange. So I've saved most of what I've written, for better or for worse, even if none of it ever sees the light of day again). Harry Potter was the biggest influence on my adolescence - I've been a fan for like, eleven years now - and as such, that's mostly what I write, fanfic-wise. The brief foray into XMFC was a complete anomaly, because I a) never expected to want to write for it, and b) never actually expected to finish what I'd written. I can procrastinate like nobody's business, y'all. To be honest, I blame aliens. Or quantum. That's always a theory, with the added advantage that people don't look at you like you're crazy when you say it; they generally just look politely puzzled. Aaaand I've gone off on a tangent. Again. I think this is a good time to stop talking ... typing. Whatever. | |||||||
1. I Wanna Reach So Deep Inside reviewsIsaac's got a dirty mouth. Scott is surprisingly receptive to that.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-3-12 - Scott M. & Isaac - Complete2. It's Not About Sex or Champagne reviewsThis isn't quite the win Scott was hoping for, but he'll take it.Strike Back - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-12 - Complete3. But it Beats Getting a Real Job » reviewsSequel to Assassination It's Not For Everyone . Things are going great for our favourite assassins. And then Shaw happens.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-12-11 - Published: 12-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C.4. Assassination It's Not For Everyone reviewsIn which there are guns, mayhem, cold-blooded torture, more guns, explosions, girls in leather, even more guns, knives, chess, and just for a change, a fuckload of guns. Or to put it another way: assassin AU!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete5. Overlooked » reviewsGinny Weasley has been ignored for far too long ...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-7-10 - Published: 6-2-07 - Ginny W. & Draco M.6. And sometimes you just want porn reviewsAs an Auror, Michael is used to dealing with the sociopathic underbelly of the wizarding world. Nothing quite prepared him for Miranda Zabini though.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-09 - OC - Complete7. You Already Know What's Next reviewsIt's about Truth or Dare, except it's not really about Truth or Dare at all. Or: there is alcohol and a bunch of twenty-somethings play embarrassing party games.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-26-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete8. Crowded House reviewsHarry hasn't seen Malfoy in three years - and now he's being forced to live with the ferret-faced git!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.9. The Story of Blaise Zabini » reviewsTold from the eyes of Blaise Zabini, we find out just what life is like for Hogwart's most unknown character ...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 10-31-05 - Blaise Z.10. Blood of Earth, Water, Wind and Fire » reviewsFour girls. Four elements. Phoebe, Ella, Alana and Serena discover they have the power of the Elementals, able to wield the magic of nature. But how's a girl supposed to cope when all she wants is to pass her exams and fall in love?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-0711. A Hidden Agenda » reviewsIt's sixteen years after Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy's life is perfect. What happens when he meets and old flame and the temptation and too much Firewhisky get the better of him?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-05 - Complete
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