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Author has written 35 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Name: Hurky Age: 25 Education: High school diploma, currently in college (Still. Life sucks when you grow up poor and have to pay for college yourself), education on hiatus. Occupation: Combo Clerk (a courtesy clerk and a checker) in a supermarket. Country of residence: United States. Heritage: I am 50 percent Mexican, 25 percent Italian, and 25 percent Irish, Scottish, French, and German. No I do not speak Spanish. Favorite things: Kingdom Hearts, Scrubs, The Office, 30 Rock, Spin City, Family Guy, The Simpsons, It's Always Sunny in Philadephia, How I Met Your Mother, food, wine coolers, Mike's Hard Lemonade, chocolate, alternative rock, cheesecake, Japanese food, speaking in random languages, etc. Single or Taken: Taken TO ALL MY FANS: I have chosen not to finish most of my Kingdom Hearts stories because I not only stopped playing the Kingdom Hearts games after KH2 but I have also lost contact with many of the characters (Pretty much the friends of mine who I added in the storyline, the OCs that I should not have let overrun my stories) and have lost inspiration to work on these fics due to reality getting the best of me. I love you all! Also, I hope to finish my other fics. I am getting the reviews asking to finish and I hope to eventually finish them. I hit a 3-4 year snag and I am finally getting out of it. TO ALL MY TROLLERS AND FLAMERS: Piss off. Get a life. If you can't critique right and tell me I suck for no particular reason, go eat dirt. NOW. I've got better things to do than deal with you. Watch this video to see how much I care! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY About me: I'm generally a nice person. Just don't piss me off. Don't f(bleep)k with me! I love all the reviews, hits, favorites to any stories of mine I get, constructive criticism and all. | |||||||
1. The Doctor's Soul » reviewsThe Doctor is murdered in London and his body takes on a life of its own, killing and destroying whatever's in his path. If Amy and Rory are able to find the Doctor's soul, they could bring him back to life before it's too late. Rated T for murder scenes.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-20-13 - Published: 5-14-13 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor2. How I Met the Doctor » reviewsWhat happens when Ted Mosby and the gang meet the Tenth Doctor? Find out in this crossover where worlds will collide!Crossover - Doctor Who & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 3-21-13 - 10th Doctor & Ted M.3. How I Met Dr Horrible » reviewsIn my first crossover ever with an alternate plot, Dr. Horrible relocated to New York City after defeating Captain Hammer and starts a new life with his new friends as Barney Stinson. But what happens when Captain Hammer becomes New York's greatest heroCrossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 5-9-12 - Barney S.4. The Doctor's Worst Nightmare » reviewsThe Dream Lord arrives to put the Doctor into a deep sleep and pits him against his own nightmares. 10th Doctor appearance later on in the story.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-28-13 - Published: 9-7-12 - 11th Doctor & Dream Lord - Complete5. Hallucinogenic Berries » reviewsWhat happens when the Doctor eats a berry that causes him to hallucinate? Hilarity ensues.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-7-12 - Published: 11-19-126. The Doctor Makes a Terrible Patient reviewsThe Doctor catches a cold and the Ponds take care of him.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-25-12 - 11th Doctor - Complete7. The Time Lord's Virus » reviewsThe Doctor is afflicted with an unknown virus that is causing him to be hostile and mad. Can Amy and Rory stop him and find a cure for their friend?Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-4-12 - Published: 8-30-12 - 11th Doctor - Complete8. Painful Memories » reviewsWhat if Barney had a different reaction to Robin staying with Kevin after he breaks up with Nora? Rated T for suicide attempt and memory loss.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-25-12 - Published: 2-20-12 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete9. Snow Lily and The Three Dorks » reviewsThe cast of How I Met Your Mother are featured in this fairy tale of awesomeness! Join Snow Lily as she meets a group of dwarves and hopefully finds her Prince Marshmallow. Parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-11 - Published: 10-22-11 - Lily A. & Marshall E. - Complete10. The Guardian Angel in the Suit » reviewsBarney dies while trying to save Robin from a speeding car. Things look pretty bad for Robin until someone pays her a visit...How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 10-20-11 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete11. Barney's Body » reviewsA Halloween parody of Jennifer's Body featuring the cast of How I Met Your Mother! Warning, spoilers and not exactly for children.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-21-11 - Ted M. & Barney S. - Complete12. Sickness reviewsBarney gets sick with a bad illness but a certain someone takes care of him. One shot.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-11 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete13. Dude, Where's the Keyblade? » reviewsThe fifth installment of the The Dude Where's series, 14 years after Sora and Kairi have twins, one of them is chosen to be the next keyblade master. Only problem is that Skye's keyblade is missing!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,658 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-31-11 - Published: 6-2-06 - Sora14. Our Janitor » reviewsHow do you feel when you lose a friend? How do you feel when you lose a family member? How do you feel when you could lose...a Janitor? JanitorxElliot.Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 6-9-10 - Published: 3-1-08 - Janitor & Elliot R.15. Dude, Where's Donald's Pants and Goofy's Brain? » reviewsThe last installment of the Dude Where's Series for a long time, Sora and the gang embark on a road trip during the summer, while Donald tries to find his nephews' parents and Goofy figures himself out.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 7-11-0616. Sora vs Rep » reviewsSequel to Riku vs. Rep, after Riku's evil twin brother Rep is home for the summer, Riku falls mysteriously ill and Sora suspects Rep. Can he stop him? Find out!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,551 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 10-1-06 - Sora & Riku17. It's a Blunderful Life » reviewsSora, Riku, and Kairi each find out what life will be like if they were never born. Christmas fic! And OCsKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 12-3-07 - Sora & Riku - Complete18. All That Randomness: Part 2 reviewsContinued from ATR: Part 1, who knows what will happen? And now Roxas has a remote of his own, but he's on the wrong side. What TV shows will Riku and his friends go into this time? Lots of OOCness!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-27-0719. Mind of Riku » reviewsRiku whines, complains, and muses over stuff through stand up comedy. Guests include Sora, Kairi, Hurky, Ryo, Alexa, Donald, Goofy, Ansem, and more. INDEFINITE HIATUSKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,002 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 1-1-06 - Riku20. The Life and Times of Destiny Islands High School » reviewsSora and his friends try to survive the 2005,2006 school year. Riku undergoes surgery and gets a job, Hurky tries to pass the exit exam, and an endangered bird uses Sora's hair as a nest. What could possibly go wrong? A LOT!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,767 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 10-25-0521. The Little Merboy 2: Return to the Sea » reviewsSora dreamed about becoming a human. His son Skye dreams of becoming a merman. Sequel to The Little Merboy! read and review!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 4-5-06 - Sora - Complete22. Horror Story » reviewsSora and company stay at a haunted house where crazy DVDs, dead heartless, Riku's evil twin brother, ghosts, vampires, an evil stuffed clown and socks puppets roam.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,177 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 8-11-05 - Complete23. Dude, Where's Mr Whiskers? » reviewsThe fourth installment of Hurky's Dude Where's Series, Sora's pet rooster Mr. Whiskers goes missing after leaving him with Riku and he and his friends go searching for him. DISCONTINUEDKingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 4-30-0624. How Riku Saved Christmas » reviewsWhen Santa gets injured right before Christmas Eve, Riku must deliver presents to everyone in the universe. Is he up to the challenge?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 11-28-06 - Riku - Complete25. The League of Extraordinary Weirdoes » reviewsWhen Sora and his friends get in a nuclear accident, they all obtain superpowers and decide to use them to save the worlds, but what will happen when the bad guys try to get Sora to join them? This story is discontinued as of February 2010Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 2-22-06 - Sora26. All That Randomness! » reviewsRiku gets a remote that takes him and his friends into TV land where he squares off against Ansem in TV shows.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 287 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 5-26-05 - Complete27. Riku vs Rep » reviewsWhen Riku's evil twin brother Rep decides to remain home from boarding school, Rep schemes to get rid of Riku to carry on his evil plans. Rated T for some languageKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 4-14-06 - Published: 1-30-06 - Riku - Complete28. Dude, Where's Kairi's Sanity? » reviewsThe third installment of the Dude Where's series, Sora and Kairi are engaged and are going to marry in at least a year, but after an eventful night, Sora and Kairi have to get married sooner and buy baby clothes...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 1-6-06 - Sora & Kairi - Complete29. 3 Holiday Wishes » reviewsSora dies, but it's not his time. So, he has one week to grant 3 holiday wishes for his family and friends in order to come back to life or he stays in heaven.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 11-29-05 - Sora - Complete30. The Little Merboy » reviewsBased on Disney's the Little Mermaid, only a little different, Sora wants to become human when he rescues Kairi.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 12-11-05 - Published: 9-24-05 - Kairi & Sora - Complete31. Sora's Goodbye » reviewsSora's got a terrible sickness that's giving him only 1 month to live. But there might be a miracle for Sora! NOW COMPLETED!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,230 - Reviews: 270 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 2-15-05 - Complete32. Dude, Where's Riku's Car? » reviewsRiku loses his car and he and his friends go out and look for it.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 2-18-05 - Riku - Complete33. Sora and Riku Strike Back, again! » reviewsThe sequel to Sora and Riku Strike Back, a guy named Mesna comes to Destiny Islands to run for mayor and mayhem goes up, and the guy looks just like Ansem. Also, Riku might be in love... NOW COMPLETED!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 3-16-05 - Sora & Riku - Complete34. Sora and Riku Strike Back » reviewsInspired by a movie, Sora and Riku go to Hollywood World to stop a Kingdom Hearts movie about to go into production but end up getting caught in all the excitement. Mostly randomness. NOW COMPLETED!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 1-30-05 - Sora & Riku - Complete35. Kairi's Sorrow » reviewsFrom the author of Sora and Riku strike back, a sad story. The day Sora returns to Destiny Island, he is attacked by heartless and lands in a coma because of it. Kairi is depressed when Sora wakes up.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-17-05 - Published: 1-28-05 - Complete
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