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Ways to contact August!

E-mail her at aspiring.author.aggieblue@hotmail.com!

Private Message her!

If you really wanna see the barest of bare site, she guesses you can check out her Fiction Press. It's quite bare, but she'll be posting only the first chapter of her original story. Maybe more, but not too much.

And now you can even follow her on Twitter! :D I tweet a lot so beware...seriously. If I'm bored enough, it's a tweet every five seconds and they range from emo to stupid. -:nods:-

Seriously, though, I do not think you are a creepy stalker if you add me on MySpace or email me. I think it's really cool, unless you start asking me where I live. Then I have a problem!

About August Blue!

Name: Jesse, but you all know me as August or Aggie. Some of you may also know me as Nish or even Dice, but...whatever.

Age: The sum of sixteen plus one.

Likes: Reading, writing, puppies, snow, the classic Disney movies BEFORE the 2000's, video games with plot lines (such as Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, yada yada yada), Romance, Yaoi, het couples too, manga, anime, lasagna, yur mother, jay kay, kittens, pie, cake, ice cream, Phish Food (it has a category to itself it is so heavenly), my friends who are THE coolest people EVER, the ocean, long walks on the beach, the rocky mountains in Alberta, the sunsets in forest fire season in Arizona, the monsoon in Arizona, the rain in canada, the breezes in San Diego, when the wildflowers bloom on McDowell mountains, the Jack'n the Box in Scottsdale with the view of the McDowell mountains that when you eat dinner there you can watch the shades of the mountain change as the sun sets and the purple wildflowers are in full bloom, the Saguaro Cactus flowers when they're in bloom, the humming birds that nest every year on our wind chimes, the feeling of when your toes are cold and you wrap up in your warm blanket, sitting around a fire with her friends singing Barbie Girl, 4th of July spent hanging out with her best friend Shallex, staying up late on the phone with Jacob, planning to move to Canada with Jacob, knowing she made someone happy with only a few simple words or actions, knowing her friends love and trust her, opening a book she hasn't read in years and fall in love with it all over again, watching a movie she loved as a child and even though it's ridiculous to her now at least she was able to smile the whole way through. When Yule rolls around and it's not the presents she's excited for, it's the family bonding that happens, the hour of just her and her family opening presents, laughing and smiling and eating fresh cinnamon rolls while sipping coffee out of tall seasonal coffee mugs. Her New Years Party, when she gets to see all of her friends, together, at the same time, knowing that they don't have much time to get together like that before they move on to their lives, so it makes the party just that much more fun. When she, Jacob and Shallex go to the mall and sit on the wall outside Barnes and Noble, and just sit there, and talk, and sometimes watch the sunset. Walking to the train tracks with Caitlynn and going towards the freeway before cricling back around, cuddling on the couch with Josh, wrestling on her bed with Josh, tickling each other and laughing and just having an amazing time.

Dislikes: close-minded people, homophobes, crazy-bible-thumping christians. Brussel sprouts.

Favourite Quotes...(mostly from my friends and I)

-:on facebook, my status update and comments:-
"There is no spoon." ...yes.
Zara: Haha you seemed very content with that, almost as if your life's question was answered. ...yes xD
Me: Yes. It was. I am very content with this answer. I feel like Buddha. So enlightened...and fat. -:sage nod:-
Zara: I wish I could bend a spoon like that when someone was eating their cereal, then just before it reaches their mouth, I bend it away and all the cereal falls off the spoon. Many many people would die of starvation if I had such power xD
Me: That would be amazing.

Layne: Guess who's gay? Guilly's gay!
Karalee: Oh, that's sad...
Layne: What, do you wanna fuck him?
Karalee: No, I just thought he was hot.
Layne: Yeah he's hot! Hot for guys in his ass! HAH HAH!

-:While watching Yu-Gi-Oh season 1:-
Some badguy or another: I'm gonna rip your pathetic little -:something or another:-
Shallex: I'M GONNA RIP YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE HEART OUT!!
Me: I think that's a bit much for 4Kids to allow...
Shallex: ...I'M GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!

-:still watching Yu-Gi-Oh:-
Yugi: In just three turns, this game will be over.
Shallex: How many times are they gonna say "three turns"
Me: Until it gets through to us.
Shallex: How many turns?
Me: Three.
Shallex: How many?
Me: Three.
Shallex: How many?
Me: Three.
Shallex: How many?
Me: Four.
Shallex: Okay.

-:On facebook - My status update and comments:-
August Blue is watching Yu-Gi-Oh...like...the actual show O.O
Ryan: BLUE EYES WHITE RYAN GOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Not the blue eyes white Ryan!? That's one of the strongest monsters in all of Duel Monsters!
Shallex: Mm. That's sexi.
Ryan: And dangerously cheesy.
Fernando: Ya in America.
Me: -:Duke Devlin's theme song plays in the background:-

-:On Facebook - My status update and comments:-
August Blue is still in Tucson...
Fernando: I see you in rl!
Me: I see you in rl too! :D
-:he was sitting on Linda's bed, and I was sitting on Shallex's bed. Just about right next to him:-

-:on Facebook:-
Me: -:in a status update:- Jessica says "FUCK YOU ENGLISH" and adds Nietzsche, Camus and Kierkegaard to her list of dumbasses to resurrect just to slaughter mercilessly...
Randy: Agreed.

-:Minikimii and I passing notes in French:-
Minikimii: Imagine Riku in a smooth black turtle neck and dark jeans. HOT or NOT?
Me: -:draws arrow to hot:- Oui! Oh la la! -:pedo-smiley:- Totally wearing that in Phone Tag! LAWLS
Minikimii: Then what are Zexy andDemy and Axel hot in? -:draws arrow to "Zexy":- Xiggy in your case.
Me: ...Xiggy's naked...all the time...-:pedo-smiley:-
Minikimii: -:underlines "all the time":- -:draws starry-eyed smiley:-
Me: Oui!
Minikimii: Axel w. a studded belt and dressy man shirt and dark jeans as well? Demy in...a tight navy long-sleeve shirt and...no pants? lawl
Me: Demy with no pants?! Miam miam!
Minikimii: Demy goes in w/ a skirt? XD he has no other fancy clothes. -:censored spoilers for Minikimii's Call Me:-
Me: LOL :D
Minikimii: -:draws picture of Axel posing naked for Roxas:-
Me: -:draws pedo-smiley:-
Minikimii: -:draws drooling smiley with heart-eyes:-

-:in french:-
Minikimii: -:draws Axel on a scrap of paper I have:- -:draws Roxas on her agenda:-
Me: -:accidentally knocks the scrap of paper with Axel on it onto the floor:-
Scrap-o-Paper: -:lands on top of Minikimii's agenda:-
Minikimii: No! It fell on the floor! -:reaches down to pick it up:- -:stops:- No, Axel must stay on the floor with Roxas.

"Oh thanks, shitface! That is now your name. Fugly Shitface! Be happy!" - Me

"Why's my pencil on the floor? -:pedo-voice:- cuz it likes it. down. theeeerrre...-:normal voice:- cuz I have a horny pencil." - Megan

Ashely: -:playing with Ryan's carnation, and the carnation snaps in half:- Oh no! -:tries to staple it back together, but it doesn't work:--:staple only stays in one broken end:-
Mrs. Lohr: -:takes the carnation and gives it back to Ryan who is sitting in the hall:-
Ryan: -:gets up and stands in the doorway, holding his carnation:--:staring at Mrs. Lohr:-
Mrs. Lohr: -:blinking at him:- Yes, Ryan?
Ryan: This is horse shit.
Mrs. Lohr: I'm sorry, Ryan. Ashley tried to fix it.
Ashley: Yeah! I tried to staple it back together!
Ryan: -:mocking Ashely:- I tried to staple it-- -:looks at carnation, gasping as he notices the staple:- are you fucking serious?! are you kidding me?! -:storms back out to the hall:-

-:Josh and I cuddling on my bed:-
Josh: -:lifts his head for the five hundreth time to talk to me:-
Me: Can you just...shut. up. for like, five minutes?
Josh: -:pouts, puts his head down:-
-:five minutes later:-
Me: -:snoozing:-
Josh: -:lifts head:- Jesse...
Me: Shhh...
Josh: No, really, Jesse...
Me: -:grabs his head:- Just put'ch yer head down.

-:Josh and I play-arguing:-
Me: Just put'ch yer head down. -:turns and walks away:-
Josh: -:points at me:- No you put'ch yer head down! -:runs after me:-

"Have you been to a doctor lately, cuz I think you have a serious case of throat cancer." - Dark Knight spoof.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak?!" - Heal Bitch in Re: Chain of Memories when he is really confused and shocked.

"What? Nani? Quoi? Que? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK?!" - Shallex

-:As I play Re: Chain of Memories. It's after you fight Axel and he says "I'll give you a hint" and holds his hand out:-
Michael: -:voicing over Axel:- Sora...take me...please...
-:CUZ THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE AXEL COULD HAVE SAID!! THE LOOK ON AXEL'S FACE WAS PERFECT!! XD:-

"Some people should take some Midol before they write an author's note." - Me

"Shut up, bitch. You love me." - Jacob

"I want to resurrect William Shakespeare just to kill him again for writing that giant pile of flaming horse shit of a play that is known as Hamlet. FUCK HAMLET!" - Me

"Do you think homeland security is monitoring this conversation yet?" - Me

Lisa: Ahh...my brother's home ToT
Me: I'm sorry?
Lisa: Haha. Oh...my brother hates Imogen Heap...I think I need to poke someone.
Me: Your brother needs to be shot then.
Lisa: O.o
Me: Only losers deserving gun shot wounds hate Imogen Heap.
Lisa: Hahaha...ya know...I kind of support that. Or we could turn him gay.

"Can you get your furry sock off my bed?" - Megan

"Hamilton High School. Exceeding Standards. Gayest. School. Ever." - Mamu

"I just wanted to Blue Ska-Doo and give him a hug." - Jacob talking about Cloud at the end of Crisis Core

Jacob: What if we could Blue Ska-doo? I'd be able to save Zack!
Madi: We could Blue Ska-Doo and kidnap Cloud!
Jacob: He'd probably kill us...

"Shut up, Jesse! Nobody cares about your grades!"-Devon

"We didn't say werewolves! We said...BANANA!!" - Jacob

"My lover has a penis.-:walks away:-" - Jacob

"They always have us play these stupid bonding games. Let's all get in a circle and sing kumbaya (sp?)! Yeah, and we'll invite Sudam and Hitler while we're at it!" - Caitlynn

"I was pissed off to the highest level of pissed-ivity." - Mr. Hill

Caitlynn: He wasn't moving...if you catch my drift...
Me: -:grins:- Oh I caught it...and I ran with it!

Megan: The whole side came off! It's like Mount Everest!
Me: ...you mean Mt. St. Helens?
Megan: -:falls over laughing:- yeah

-:Jacob and I talking about Gackt on myspace:-
Jacob: Dude, he was sexy as hell in that video. In every video... O.O
Me: Damn straight...leather does him some effing good, yes? and that hair of his OH GOD THAT HAIR IS GORGEOUS!
Jacob: I wish he'd give me a make-over. lol And dress me... drool... sorry. Lost in thoughts. But wouldn't be effin amazing! Ten years from now you get a call from me "... guess who's dressing me..." lol
Me: lawls...and the best part of that arrangement would be, a few hours later, you call me again and say "guess who's UNdressing me!" and i'll prolly be "bitch...you suck..." but you'd have hung up by then cuz fucking GACKT was undressing you...wow my brain is on pervert-crack-steroids
Jacob: OH YES. That'd be EFFIN AMAZING. Like. Damn. He must be like a GOD in bed...wow. I think your brain gave my brain pervert-crack-steroids.
Me: lawls...he would be a god in bed...but he's most likely gay...dammit jacob, you're always the one with the chances! grrrrr!
Jacob: Dude, even if he was the GAYEST man alive, I'd never have a chance! ;-; lawl
Me: mmmmm...vanilla...yummm...brain pervert-crack-steroids welll...you still have more of a chance than me...unless i got a sex change...but that'd be just weird...well...i guess I could cross dress enough to fool him for a good thirty seconds...that's PLENTY of time for a kiss or something...more brain pervert-crack-steroids
Jacob: Still. I'd rather have Jake Gyllenhaal than him anyways, oddly enough. But that's IMPOSSIBLE. Unless he was suddenly gay. Then I'd go into acting just to meet him. lol
Me: Hmmm...I can prove that Gackts WAY hotter than Gyllenhaal!
this should end ALL arguments:
-:half-naked picture of Gackt:-
I rest my case.
Jacob: Haha, I was never saying Gyllenhaal was hotter. XD I was stating that I'd rather be with him the Gackt. XD If you see any of his interviews, he's so cute.
Me: well...then...you can have your cutie...all i just be over here raping Gackt! lawls!
Jacob: If you can get him to swing your way Oooooooooooooooooh jaykay, jaykay.
Me: that's why i said "raping" but okay...lawls JAYKAY! and you're a bitch...NOT jaykay...lawls

-:Jacob and I talking about stuff on myspace!:-
Jacob: I'm watching Advent Children! (but not in English!) lawls
Me: yay for not in english! (except for the part with reno and rude with the bomb...that part is AWESOME in english...)
Jacob: yeah! XD but everything is sexier in japanese. lol
Me: like kadaj...mmmm wishes to rape lawlzorz
Jacob: oh god yes. lol jaykay, jaykay. (kinda...) i accidently typed jakyay the first time. lol
Me: i just giggled WAY too much at that...lawls...
Jacob: i don't think tifa's breasts are really that large. lol
Me: they don't look big in advent children but they're BEASTS in the game...oh...me...GAWD can she share some with the rest of the world, please?!
Jacob: well, at the part when cloud sits up from bed after passing out they look humongous. lol
Me: and when she's standing their in the church looking down at the stained ribbon thing...it's like "sweet jesus, how can you see over them?!"

Shallex: -: reading New Moon:- Ooooh...Edward in a cloak!
Jacob: Mm...Edward TOPLESS in a cloak!
Me: -:eating a cookie:-OH! EDWARD TOPLESS!!

Me: -:talking about my fanfic series to Shallex:-
Jacob: SEX!
Me and Shallex: -:glance at Jacob:-
Me: -:continues to talk:-
Jacob: SEX?!
Innocent bystander, Shallex and I: -:glance at Jacob:-
Me: -continues to talk to Shallex:-
Jacob: SEX!!
Me: -:snaps:-GOD DAMMIT JACOB!! IF YOU WANT IT IN MY FANFIC THAT FUCKING MUCH, I'LL PUT IT IN THERE BUT PLEASE STOP SAYING SEX!!
Innocent bystanter, Shallex and Jacob: -:staring:-
Shallex and Jacob: -:start laughing:-
-:hence the cyberspace cookie thing:-

-:first day after spring break:-
Me: -:bursts through the door:- Freshman!-:opens arms for a hug:-
Freshman: Jesse!-:accepts hug:-(he's a moron...isn't he?)
Me: Oh, Freshman, how I've missed -:gets him into a head lock:- beating the shit out of you!
Freshman: -:being dragged down the hall:- AH!! WHY, JESSE, WHY?! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Drew: Aww...I don't get a head lock or a hug?
Me: -:smiles at Drew and releases Freshman. Hugs Drew:- Good to see you again, Drew!
Freshman: You don't head lock him!
Me: -:whips around and glares:- SHUDUP FRESHMAN!!
-:Basically, when Freshman and I were freshmen, Shallex couldn't remember his name (she was a sophomore) she pointed at him and said "Hey! Freshman!" so from then on...we've called him Freshman...and I've beatn' him up...:-

Me: -:leans head against Jacob's shoulder and bites him:- I GOT HIM!
Jacob: -:crying:-
Cory: -:??:- What?
Me: He always bites me, so I finally bit him back!
Cory: Now we're back to kindergarten?
Me: YES!
-:little bit later after Jacob and I bought cookies:-
Jacob and I: -:racing back to the table:-
Me: -:sits down first:- I WIN!
-:little bit later:-
Jacob: -:bites me:-
Me: -: tries to bite back:-
Jacob: You already bit me!
Me: You've bitten me, like, ten million times before!
Jacob: Those were a long time ago!
-:little bit later:-
Me: -:reaching out to hug Jacob good-bye:-
Jacob: -:about to accept the hug:-
Jacob and I together: NO BITING!!
-:yeah...jacob likes to bite...:-

Jacob: -:being really depressed and emo-ish:-
Me: -:stares and suddenly gets an idea. begins to dance:- put a smile on, put a smile on, everybody come one, put a smile on!
Shallex: Was that just the McDonalds song?
Me: -:nods vigorously:-
Jacob: -:stares for a long while:- YOU’RE DEAD! -: hits me:-
Me: -:screams really loud:-
-:the entire lunch room got a bit quieter...the good news is, is that Jacob did smile...started laughing his head off...:-

"Great, now next time I have a boyfriend, I'm gonna have to ask 'you didn't, by any chance, just fuck a corpse, did you?'" - Me

Shallex and I: -:looking at sample ice cream cups:-
Shallex: -:puts them side-by-side:--:smiles:- beeeest frieeeeends!
Shallex and I: -:eats them:-
Shallex: -:puts the empty cups side-by-side:- deeeeead frieeeeeeends!

"Those mascot costumes always make people angry. I mean, you could paint your face and it's okay, but you put on one of those costumes, people are like 'you mother FUCKER!'" - Jeremy

Everybody I've ever looked at: You have beautiful eyes...-:stares dreamily:-
Me: -:blush:- yeah...I've heard that...a lot...
-:yeah...it gets annoying after 17 years of listening to it...:-

Mr. Kleinman: I saw you at Homecoming. Your whole outfit was satiracal in a way.
Me: Yup! I wasn't going to let a broken foot hinder my party plans!
Mr. Kleinman: Yes. You reminded me of a Spice Girl Nazi Storm Trooper in a way.
Me: Um...thanks...I guess...

"So I was trying to go to Youtube because there was this great video I wanted to show you demonstrating the topic we're talking about, but you can't get to Youtube here at the school. I got the giant triangle of death. Access denied! You're looking at porno Kleinman!" - Mr. Kleinman

Mr. Wicklow: -:holding dry ice:- Why is it smoking?
Brenden: Cuz you're holding it! -:cat-call:-

Mr. Wicklow: Kyle, go stand on the table and bounce up and down.
Kyle: -:climbs onto table and jumps up and down:-
Brenden: Hey Kyle -:waggles eyebrows:- do that up and down motion I taught you -:winks:-
Kyle: You mean this? -:starts rotating his hips:-

Mr. Wicklow: -:puts marker on table:- what kind of forces are on this marker?
Brenden: Plate tectonics...

Mr. Wicklow: -:talking about gravity:- I'm attracted to this desk and this desk is attracted to me--
T.J.: Then you should get married...

Jacob, Shallex, and me: -:watching brokeback mountain:--:with subtitles:-
Jacob: bleiting sheep! you know, I didn't know that sheeps bleit until I watched this movie...
Shallex and Me: -:deep voices:- Now you knoooowww!
-:gets to sex scene:-
Subtitle: both moan
Shallex: OH GOD! I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! I DON'T NEED IT SPELT OUT! -:puts feet in front of subtitle:-
-:later, at the end:-
Shallex: -:not crying:-
Jacob: -:sort of crying:-
Me: -:sobs:- why?! they could have been so happy! -:continues sobbing:--:gets up and goes on myspace:--:still sobbing:-
-:five minutes later:-
Shallex: Nish, are you still crying?!
Me: -:sniffles:--:hiccups:-No...-:sob:-

Sedlar: Whose homework is that? It's not yours, that's someone else's handwriting! I'll figure out whose it is...
Tim: Yeah, so figure it out Scooby-Doo!

"If a Mac is an Axel, then oh man do I want it!" - Me

"Just a bet? No, now you're going to get addicted to gambling! You're going to gamble away your money, lose your job, ruin your family, and then you'll be broke. Then you're going to have to sell your body for money to get poker chips and then you're going to get AIDS and DIE!!" - Tim

"You just skipped breakfast? You wanna end up like those starving kids in Africa? You wanna be like those Olsen Twins? You know what, you're going to get really skinny, and then you're going to do cocaine, then you're going to do crack and you're going to run out of money and become a crack-whore and you're going to have a pimp whose going to slap you and spit in your eye and you're going to get pink eye and then you're going to get AIDS, like Zach over there. And you're gonna DIE." - Tim...again... it was hilarious because he said "crack-whore" in front of the ENTIRE class...we're doing skits on fallacies in English...

"You have a HUUUUUUUGE vagiiiiiiinaaaaaaa!" - Jacob

"No effn' way! Yes effn' way. Don't cus at me..." - Me arguing with myself

"I'm going to put this blanket halfway on the bed! Then I can choose which side I want to sleep on if I wanna be warmer! -:doesn't work:- whose fucking idea was this?! It's retarded! Oh right, yours. Don't be mean..." - Me...arguing with myself again...

"I don't think I'd be able to live alone...I'd rather argue with another human than with myself...at least you can agree to disagree with a human..." - Me

Jacob: Now get out of my house...-:slaps hand on bed:-
Me: What are you talking about?
Jacob: -:laughs:- I dunno...

Me: We should live together.
Jacob: Yeah...but then I'll get a boyfriend and he'll be all -:in a gnarly, disgusting voice:- "whydon'tyoulivewithmeeeeeee?!" -:back to his normal voice:- Cuz you talk like that, gawd! Why am I even dating you?!

Me: How was your day?
Devon: -:mouthful of cookie:- -:mumbles:- Boring...
Me: Porn?! Since when did a noun become an adjective?!
Devon: -:chokes:-

Me: Yeah...like boring equals porn, right Devon?
Kevin: Waitwaitwaitwait...boring porn? How can porn be boring? -:starts humping air:--:checks watch:--:sighs:-

John: I'm being violated through my ears!
Ronnie: Don't try saying you don't like it!
John: I never said I didn't like it...

Me: My gramma wants me to write children's books...
John: -:falls out of chair laughing:-
Me: Can you imagine me writing children's books?! Oh, I know! "Gay Sex for Children!"

Megan: -:makes hot chocolate with marshmellows:--:walks away to put away marshmellows:-
Mom: -:walks up and slurps at foam:-
Megan: What are you doing?!
Mom: -:looks up innocently:- violating your marshmellows
Megan: Oh...my...gawd mom!

John: See ya guys! Stay out of the bedroom! -:walks out:-
Me: -:stares at Josh:- IS THIS A TEST?!
Josh: I don't know!!

Number, kupo,
August Blue