| 13 o'clock Erik |
Author has written 45 stories for Phantom of the Opera, CSI, Crossing Jordan, Harry Potter, M*A*S*H, Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Patriot, Moulin Rouge, Labyrinth, Misc. Movies, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Jesus Christ Superstar, Discworld, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Notre Dame de Paris, Stargate: Universe, and Inheritance Cycle. I am the artist formerly know as GothicSkitzoidImhotepLegolasD or Shinzon/AurthurDentEiffel65nut! Long huh? Well there's a long story about that that I am too tired to explain. I frequent a good many fandoms and I have found that no matter what the obsession; be it Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Van Helsing, or even Treasure Planet; I just cannot force myself to take an interest in the common and most popular pairings of the fandom. In Harry Potter I religiously ship Hermione/Snape. To me it's a logical pairing. I can't see why anyone would like the Ron/Hermione pairing; it's so predictable and boring. Also, since apparently it needs further justification; to me it feels incestuous. In Van Helsing I of course go for Dracula/Anna. Because Rox is just awesome and Kate Beckinsale is really really hot in that leather belted corset. : drool : Phantom of the Opera, well that just goes without saying. In Lord of the the Dance I found myself writing and drawing Don Dorcha/Saoirse fanart and fanfic. They just seemed to fit. Jesus Christ Superstar; hell, I've made entire videos devoted to that ONE exchange Judas and Mary have. Not to mention the fourteen page fanfic I wrote about them. Crossing Jordan broke my heart when Woody and Jordan got together instead of Nigel and Jordan. Labyrinth... well that's a fandom all on it's own. I was obsessed with Arnold Vosloo from "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns" for god knows how long. Hell, if I could pull off running around with just the fabric equivalent of a postage stamp I would! Lord of the Rings has been an obsession of mine for years now. I started out as a Legolas/Arwen fan and I still am, but this weeks recent descent into Grima/Eowyn madness has made me really sit down and think seriously abut what it is that makes me keep going with these doomed pairings. Maybe its the perpetual hope that hell will freeze over and one day when I watch Return of the King for the 432,678th time Arwen will pop out from behind that gorgeous flag thing, give Aragorn the finger and leap into Legolas' arms shouting "Take me now you gorgeous Elf-boy." Alas, I keep watching and it never happens. I think it takes a different kind of person to admire and ship these kinds of offbeat pairings. Perhaps someone a little stronger, given that they're not guaranteed the happy ending everyone secretly lusts after. We're the ones who go to the movies upteenzillion times a month to see Harry Potter or the like just for that brief two second glimpse of our favourite couple interacting with one another. We take pride in our badly drawn and overly melodramatic artwork and videos because it makes us happy to see two people (sometimes more) who never had the chance for an on-screen romance together on youtube or deviantart or fanfiction.net. Those who are into the more conventional pairings, or at least the more popular ones; they always know they're going to win. They always get what they want and they expect it from the movie makers the fanartists the fanvidders and the ficwriters. I know my pairings are doomed. That doesn't stop me from loving the pairings or getting a good feeling in my heart when I see a well drawn fanart or an excellently edited fanvid for Legolas and Arwen or even my new fan acquisition; Eowyn and Grima. Nor does it stop me from shrieking like a little girl when I see a couple at DragonCon or AWA dressed as my favourite pairing. In fact, the woman who can stomach that kind of behaviour from me and who would even join in on the squicky-pairing costumey-goodness is the woman for me. So the next time you go look at your conventional Ron/Hermione anime styled cheesiness or your Aragorn/Arwen pencil drawing remember this; you all are GUARANTEED your happy ending. We'll keep searching for ours. My best friend and phellow Phan is Sylent Phantom. I highly reccomend Auri Mynonys ; I fall down at her feet and cry like a small child. She has madd skillz in the Grima/Eowyn fanfic writing. Thank you, Erik_Duquense | |||||
1. Fortitude reviewsUnabashed Arya/Durza lemon fanwank. I do apologise more profusely. Do not read if easily offended. For Auri.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-24-10 - Published: 5-7-10 - Durza & Arya2. Stay » reviewsChloe/Rush. Had he been more analytical of the situation, he would have chided himself on allowing her to become so much of a necessity for his happiness. For now, he was happy not to bring science into the equation of Chloe and himself.Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-21-10 - Published: 4-17-10 - Chloe A. & Dr. N. Rush3. Ten Minutes reviewsWhat happened during the ten minutes Chloe was back on Earth during "Divided"Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-10 - Chloe A. & Dr. N. Rush4. Cette journée m'attend reviewsYes, I'm going to be pretentious and have a snooty French title. Frollo/Esmeralda. Cos it's awesome. This is NOT a happy story, do not seek fluff here.Notre Dame de Paris - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-14-09 - Esmeralda & Frollo5. Self Loathing reviewsGrima/Eowyn. Grima broods. Kinda what he does. Companion/Response to AuriethMynony's "Selfless".Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-09 - Grima W. & Eowyn6. Fascination reviewsHannibal/Clarice. Post "Hannibal". Just a little angsty short about Clarice admitting some stuff to herself while taking matters into her own hands. Do not read if you don't like character deaths or rampant smut.Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-4-08 - Complete7. Happy Hogswatch, Jonathan reviewsJonathan Teatime found death to be a most inconvenient state of being." Susan/Teatime. Gratuitous amounts of fluff and... bathtubs.Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-11-088. Lost Cause reviewsJudas/Mary. The backstory to the 2004 movie. There's more there simple animosity. Warnings: gratuitious nudity, sex, the "F" word, various other derogatory terms, character death, and worst of all: Fluff.Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete9. Aragorn the Indecisive reviewsAragorn has been dithering for two novels and two movies and everyone has had enough! Eowyn and Arwen take matters into their own hands leaving Aragorn to fend for himself. EowynGrima LegolasArwenLord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-07 - Eowyn & Arwen U. - Complete10. Selfish reviewsGrima WormtongueEowyn centered fic. Grima broods. Because that's what he does. M for mature situations including... that heavy petting thing.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-11-07 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete11. I need you » reviewsSarah has left the Labyrinth. But has it left her? Events lead Sarah to believe someone is watching over her. Updated as of: 28th June 2007Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 2-25-0612. Thirty Pieces of Silver reviewsJudasMary. A filleralternatedeleted scene. Warning: Character death and adult situations.Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-07 - Complete13. Confessions of a Doctor reviewsThe once in a long lifetime I found someone I love, I lose her forever….Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-0714. Beautiful » reviewsErik is beautiful. Just ask Christine.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-27-07 - Christine & Erik - Complete15. Somewhere over the rainbow is a wonderful world reviewsNigelJordan of course. My favourite pairing. A member of the team gets shot. Everyone's thoughts and emotions on the matter. Character death, drama, angst, lots of crying. Bring tissues and listen to Israel Kamakawiwo Ole's Somewhere over the Rainbow.Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-07 - Complete16. When You Wish reviewsSeries Finale spoilers. Spuffy. Angst, romance, Drama. Insightful!Andrew and Sniffly!Buffy. Now that she is not the only Chosen One, Buffy finally has the chance to live and be a normal person. A normal person who experiences grief, love...Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-06 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete17. Lullaby of the Bells reviewsClaude Raines Phantom. EriqueChristine Super fluffy fluff. An alternatedeleted scene at the end of the 1943 version. Fluff fluff fluff... And angsty death...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-4-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete18. An Angel With Broken Wings reviewsCharles DanceTeri Polo 89' TV miniseries. She was his Achilles heel, he'd do anything to protect her. And she loved him no matter what happened. Warning: Character Death, angst, etc. Special appearence by Gerard Carriere.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete19. Anna and the King reviewsYul Brynner, The King and I, how I think things went. Or should have.Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-12-06 - Complete20. Maddie reviewsRobert Englund Phantom. His face denied him any semblence of real love so the Phantom could only pay to find pleasure. squicky, icky, and prostitute ridden.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-26-06 - Erik - Complete21. The Fangirl Problem reviewsCOl William Tavington seems to be the object of many many MANY women's desires. What happens when he becomes mentally unstable, due to the sudden appearance of YET ANOTHER OC? Note: I've nothingagainst fangirls. This is pure fun.Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-20-0622. Eden reviewsChristine asks Erik to go for a walk in the moonlight. Erik has an attack and naturally things go downhill from there. On the upside, Christine realizes a few things.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-14-06 - Christine & Erik - Complete23. Phantom Echoes reviewsSometimes the souls of the sad ones never leave. EC tragedy. Suicide warning.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-14-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete24. Circle of Revenge » reviewsRevenge begets revenge. That is the way it is done. Col. Tavington's son has avenged his father's death, now what is left for him? Running from the law, what happens when young William falls for a girl he's most definately not supposed to?Patriot - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-14-06 - Published: 2-25-0625. American Baby reviewsNigel angsts over Jordan. NJ all the way! Set to the Dave Matthews song by the same name.Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-26-0626. Unbound reviewsWarning: Drug use, overdose, etc. Erik wants to break free of reality's cruel hold. He's done it before. But this time something goes very wrong.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-25-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete27. Hurt reviewsI'm a Rox fan, I can't help it. The guy's a sleaze in this movie, but I of course had to write something. Naturally it's a DukeSatine ficcy. Aboot a page long. Not much to get excited over. Character death and general dramitude.Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-06 - Satine & Duke - Complete28. Hope reviewsGabrielVlad FRIENDSHIP. Get over it slashers. Vlad gave him back his memory, offered him eternal life, and promised to be his brother. Dracula has one last gift to give Van Helsing. NON PERVYNESS!Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete29. His Father's Son reviewsCol. William Tavington had a son. When his father died, that son grew bitter and vowed to avenge his father's death. This is his story. warnings OMC, death, murder, foulness, and all sorts of lovely things. Prequal to Circle of Revenge.Patriot - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete30. Papa, can you hear me? reviewsChristine, shortly before her wedding to the Vicomte, realises her mistake as she pleads with the stars for guidance. EC is there anything else? Lyrics from Papa can you hear me. THe Michael Crawford in concert CD.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-05 - Erik & Christine - Complete31. Cry of the Celt reviewsA Lord of the Dance Fic starring Don Dorcha and Saorise. DorchaSaorise pairing. Saorise goes down to the Underworld to plead for her lover's life and finds something she doesn't expect.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-0532. Shoulder to Shoulder reviewsThey were best friends in life. Now, Vladislaus Valerious dies once more at the hand of his closest friend. End of movie. I screwed around with it and it's now all... screwified. GabrielDracula friendshipVan Helsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-0533. Together reviewsChristine DeChagny is dying and her Angel comes to her one last time. Combination movieverse and book and musical.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-2-0534. Illusion » reviewsOk then, I swear I uploaded this fic a while ago and it seems to have dissapeared... Well, it's back! With one of two alternate endings! Snape Of course makes the grand gesture to save the world! SSHG of course Is there any other pairing?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-05 - Severus S. & Hermione G.35. What is Lost reviewsLove is the most painful thing in the world. Sometimes too painful...LegolasArwen implied AragornArwen GrrrLord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-05 - Legolas & Arwen U.36. It's Over reviewsThe events of Book Six are UNACCEPTABLE! I have thereafore written a fic to make everything better for Uncle Sev. Story Spoilers: Character Death, Dumbledore lives, StudentTeacher innuendo.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S.37. Just one Night, and Maybe Goodbye reviewsIt's been years since that night together... Now, in a different setting, can love conquer all? Or will it just be one night and maybe goodbye? God that was corny... Read it, is good!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S.38. Toast, Clink, Gulp, Thunk, Repeat reviewsHawkeyeMargaret Fic. Margaret and Hawkeye get smashed at Rosie's Bar, for two completely opposite reasons.M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-30-0539. Sonnets » reviewsNigel's wankered at a bar and Jordan has to come pick up the pieces.Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-29-0540. Your Best Nightmare reviewsThis is the fic that started out as a lovely little jaunt into the world of Crossing Jordan and rapidly grew into the monstrosity you see before you now!Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-0541. Shatter reviewsNigel's always been Jordan's 'someone to lean on'. What happens when that shatters?Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-29-0542. Too Much of Heaven reviewsSSHG fic. Character death Snape. Love realized too late, al lthe typical things found in my fics.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-29-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S.43. Never Drink Alone reviewsAlright kiddies. It's NigelJordan shippin' fic time! Nigel is depressed, Jordan is still going out with arsehole Woodykins. Warnings: Allusions to suicide and sex. Don't forget the sex!Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-15-0544. Pachelbel's Canon reviewsGCR fic. Grissom is a talented man. What happens when he takes up a new hobby: Music.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-05 - Gil G. & Catherine W.45. You Are Not Alone reviewsLittle blurb I wrote a few nights ago while I couldn't sleep. Erik is sick, Nadir wants to help, Christine saves her beloved Angel!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-31-05