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since: 01-20-05, id: 743189, Profile Updated: 11-16-08
country: United States
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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Attention: All c2's that are staffed with the pen name "Amiri" are under the jurisdiction of this account. Meaning, if you've got a complaint/praise/want to join the staff, email THIS account, please.


My apologies for the sporadic reviewing. I swear, since '08, I've at least attempted to review every story that I add to my favorites and/or to a c2 of mine. But, sometimes, ff.net or firefox or some divine fate just doesn't let it get posted. Sorry.


Kaoru Kaidoh is my love. I normally hate reading InuKai stories. (If they're really good, then I manage. I can be a bit of a masochist, I guess.) He's also the reason I semi-stalk the tennis club at my school. :sigh: If only we didn't suck so much, I might've found a guy by now...


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Accurately = I am Christian, so I know that homosexuality is not wrong in any way.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (by descent), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (:giggles: Yeah, right! Have you seen my favorites! I'd be surprised if there was a het story on there. XD )
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (...I am. XD )
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, (Only to my BFF'S PARTY'S :) GIGGLE BLACK DRESS IN CLOSET) So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (...No comment.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


I have six c2's because I like too many fics and I have this odd thing about keeping the number of favorites down as much as possible. In addition to that, I only make c2's that I'd want to see- meaning every fic is high quality, ignoring however many reviews it may have gotten, it's entertaining, it's romance (normally with a happy ending, cause I'm like that), and is completed. Check 'em out if you've got some time.


This is /the/ best drabble I can ever think of being able to read.

It is not mine. I REPEAT: NOT MINE!

It comes from the gorgeous fic: Sanity is Overrated by the wonderous Hopeakaarme (links provided for your convience.)

I don't effin' care if you don't like the pairing. It's gorgeous and sappy and everything that's good with fanfiction in this world.

"029. Birth

Fated from Birth

Only that woman would think of something so idiotic.

Sure, she was not the only person ever to keep a diary. However, nobody else could possibly have thought of digging up her diary entry on a particular date to prove something as “fate”.

Still, despite himself, Akutsu found it vaguely disturbing that on a particular January the second many years back the two-year-old Akutsu Jin had apparently suddenly looked up from his games and announced, “Now I won't be alone anymore.”

Dan, of course, found this incredibly sweet. The little idiot. Adorable, too, though."


My faves of my faves: (back only because I've gotten several lovely emails from people telling me how much they liked some fic or another. :) Thanks for the emails, everyone!)

Death Note:

Happy Birthday by Lady Alionae (MelloxNear)

Light Up My Darkness and Night and Day by MiaoShou (LxLight) - AU's of my dreaaaaams. XD Oh, but a warning: If you don't like lemons like me, be fair warned both of them do have some. They're very easy to pass over and, while they do have significance to the plot, you just need to know that they happened for that impact to be made; they're easy to skip over, so don't let them cheat you out of a great fic! Oh, and, admittedly, both stories read a lot like store-bought romance novels. ...Er, gay/homoerotic store-bought romance novels. Written well, but they are what they are nonetheless.

Mind Games by wild-filly (LxLight ...sorta) - Oh, gosh! The way this one turned out was AMAZING! If you guess how it ended up happening, YOU'RE TOO SMART TO BE READING FANFICTION! :)

Stacks by Nirah (LxLight) - I fell for this fic. Hard. This may very well be my favorite one-shot in the fandom. :') And even though nothing's really resolved in it ('cause Light's evil and all :C), it's well worth the read!

D.Gray-man:

SleepingSleepless by kiri coil - BEST. D.GRAY-MAN FIC. EVER! No longer available. D:

Eyes on Me by kiri coil (KandaxAllen) - PERFECT! Perfect in every way I care to think of! :') I'm seriously considering printing this one off, in case the author decides to delete it.

Petit Rivalry by yukuro (KandaxAllen) - Jealous Kanda always hits the spot, to be honest. And this one was portrayed so realistically that if Yullen ever went cannon, I'd buy that this could happen.

I love all the stories I've stuck in my c2. We Don't Share - Check it out! (It's pure KandaxAllen)

Oh, and I also adore all the stories written by kiri coil. :') I'd seriously buy her stuff if she were ever to publish.

Gravitation:

Christmas is a Time by XTsukimiOdangoX (YukixShuichi) -

Super Drive by peroxidepest17 (YuikxShuichi) - It says it's "car porn" and it's rated M, but it's really nothing more than Yuki perving on Shuichi. But, somehow, not in the gross way; just in the way that shows how much Yuki actually loves Shuichi. ...But, admittedly, this is another sort of fic I've got a softspot for.

Harry Potter:

Fathers of the Year and Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish - Both are complete crack fics focusing on the new generation of kids, but they're hilarious! (Plus, the latter's made me fall completely in love with Scorpius. XD)

Er...Check out my c2 if you like Harry Potter. I'm really only reading Opalish's stuff at this point, and even then only if they sound amusing. :)

It's HG + LJ + gen with some timetravel, power!Harry, and Sirius rescuing Harry for good measure.

TimeTravel Power Harry, HG LJ

Hikaru no Go:

Driven by Murinae (Gen & crossover with Death Note) - Quite honestly probably the most briliant fic I've ever read. This could've happened in an off-camera moment if it were possible for two completely imaginary universes to collide.

Just Breathe by Ju (HikaruxAkira) - HIKARU PEEEERVS!

Schizophrenia by buduica (aka: aishuu) (Gen) - Amazing. It's another what-if plot, but this one's tragic. It makes me cry every time I read it but it's so... deep that I can't take it off my list. Everyone who loves the series should read it to take a moment and put it all in perspective.

Check out my c2 for this one! Hikago fanwriters are few but strong! Enjoy it! :)

For the Love of Go

Kingdom Hearts:

Advanced Theory by Dualism (RikuxSora) - The sort of fic I absolutely adore above all others. Besides, when this is every fangirl's fantasy written with Dualism's pen, how can you resist?

Brotherly Advice by The Boomerang (AxelxRoxas, RikuxSora, ZexionxDemyx)

Another c2 simply because there are so many wonderful fanfictions in this category and I read way too many of them. Mulitple pairings (...generic ones, really: RikuSora, AxelRoxas, ZexionDemyx, LeonCloud, etc.). There's some fabulous fics here, so check it out, please!

Lying for Sun

Kyou Kara Maou:

Fires Within by Sage-libra (WolframxYuuri) - Probably my favorite fic of all in this fandom. It's sadly something I think is completely in character for Wolfram. But, for Yuuri too, so all's well!

My Brother by Snowy Leopardess (...?)

Here's my c2 for this fandom (pure WolframxYuuri):

Eternal Sunshine

Loveless:

Absolution by Mujitsu (SoubixRitsuka)

Earned by trixie (sorta-implied-past-notreallyloveSoubixSeimei, RitsukaxSoubi) - I love all of her fics that are in the fandoms/pairings that I read, so I've provided a link to her website, since she doesn't post her stuff, as far as I can tell, on fanfiction.net. Earned just happens to be my favorite, is all. :)

In Vino Veritas by presencedear (SoubixRitsuka, onesided KioxSoubi)

Prince of Tennis:

Crossing the Desert by EllipsesBandit. (TezukaxFuji)

Head Over Heels by FallingSilver (YuushixGakuto, ShishidoxOhtori (minor)) - !! This fic IS LOVE! XD

Natsu no Koi by PoTObLiViOn (TezukaxFuji) - ...I can see Fuji pulling off cross dressing, actually. And not because he's feminine, either. I think it's just...that smile or something. :)

Sanity is Overrated by Hopeakaarme (AkutsuxDan) - Doubly noted because it's worth it!

Shared Secret by Hopeakaarme (EijixOishi)

Tokyo Lights by embry81788 (TezukaxFuji)

Unfolded Secrets by jannetine (TezukaxFuji)

My c2 for this fandom contains all the pairings I love:

Top Picks

The Simpsons: (aka- my one true love!)

Spinning for Hours by Sir Mocha (LisaxThelonius) - Will be forever incomplete, as far as I can tell.

Yami no Matsuei:

Near Him by Sumiregusa (TsuzukixHisoka)

Pointing Out the Obvious by Lucy May (TszukixHisoka)

Yu Yu Hakusho:

The Morning After by Sagi-chan (KuramaxHiei) - Is it wrong to almost prefer old/silver!KuramaxHiei to Shuichi!KuramaxHiei because of one fic?


On Peragro Tempus: So. I went into writing this knowing that my stuff doesn't deserve to be read and that the plot would just be a poor imitation of any and all mass-produced fics I've read, but...well, this story reeks. Not in a "my story sucks; tell me it doesn't so I'll write more!"way but in a "...Why would anyone actually read this?"

Yet I understand the temptation of it. :) I'm very partial to the summary, actually.

But, all that said, I will never, evah finish. I'm just badass like that. ;)


Thank you!

(Ff.net really sucks, ya know?)


1. Peragro Tempus » reviews
For all of you who love those HG time travel clichés. The trio and Ginny are catapulted into the past for the journey of their lives that begins, and ends, with Lily and James. AU R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 11-4-07 - Published: 7-2-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
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Community: TimeTravel Power Harry, HG LJ
Focus: Books » Harry Potter

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