As of 8-11-10

YES! I am still working on Getting Over It! Sorry it is taking so long to get the next chapter up. I went from being unemployed to working a full time and a part time job, I'm moving soon, and I don't even have time to keep my affairs in order, let alone worry about my Sakura's affairs. Plus, I'm still supposed to be an artist, not a writer. XP Anyways, I WILL POST IT!! I WILL! And I hope those who liked it will be happy with it after my serious edits and alterations to plot (even though you never read the stuff I hacked out of it...) But yeah. I know I'm not the best around when it comes to updating, but I'm trying! Heck, I still have the next three chapters of TEASE on some hard drive somewhere that my computer wont currently recognize so I can try to bang out the final humps and end that nightmare of a fic. LOL Whatever. I'm tired and it's late, so don't mind me. >_

Thanks to all who read my stuff. It keeps me motivated. ;D

I thought I aught to put up some kind of comment about the status of my current fics for those of you that might care. I do change things in this sections the situation changes, again, just in case anyone cares:

If It Went This Way: DISCONTINUED (Edit 10-01-07)

This story has hit a rather large and impenetrable brick wall.The story is about Obito as team 7’s captain given that he chose not to save Kakashi from the rock. Well, it is more or less extremely outdated now, and the ideas I have for it have been hugely altered by progression in the manga. I don’t think I will ever give up on this story to be quite honest, but it must be rethought from scratch. I’ve been randomly going through beta chapters and making corrections and such, to make the story as it is a better read, but most likely what will happen when this story gets continued is that it will be completely redone and only some of the content will be saved. I enjoyed writing this. It was fun and funny. I have (unposted) sections of the “Sasuke” storyline written that I thought were twisted beyond anything I thought I would ever write. It was to the point where I would just have to plunge on even though I was literally making myself sick thinking about all the sick shit I was trying write. And that says nothing about the plans I have in the works for the other characters. So yeah. That’s what I’ve done, but I may not choose to continue with that “storyline” later on. I don’t know. Don’t expect added chapters to this particular story, but someday expect it to continue renewed. That is, unless manga makes it impossible. That’s where this stands right now.

TEASE: IN PROGRESS (Edit: 9-5-07)

Well, what can I say about this story? It started as a joke and has become something of a monster. I am in awe at the wonderful comments and compliments I have received from it. Thank you all so very much. This story WILL continue to continue until it is finished. I have taken great pains to make this story as ridiculous, and yet still enjoyable, as possible without plunging into the realm of seriousness, angst, or flat-out bad porn. But…honestly…this story is in itself bad porn! Sort of…I guess. I don’t know. I like it and it makes me laugh, so hopefully all the readers feel the same about it. That is my goal. As proof of my good faith, since it has been so long since I’ve updated, I will provide the tentative chapter titles just to prove that there really is pages and pages of content that I have been randomly scrutinizing as time and inspiration will allow. Chapter 9: Round 7 #2 (part 2): What the Fck Chapter is This Anyway?!, Chapter 10: Bonus Round: Filthy Bastard!, and Chapter 11: Round 8: Fcking Snakes! Fcking Snakes may or may not be the end of the story…since I have had the ending ‘punch line’ written since I wrote chapter 2!! But you all have enjoyed it so much that I decided to continue with the insanity all the way to the ridiculously drawn out climax, and I may just change my mind again. Who knows. Again, a nod of thanks to the people who have hit this story 21,435 times, left me 167 reviews, added me to 7 C2s, 67 favorites, and 108 alerts. Imaginary kudos to you all. You are in my thoughts more than you should be. :)

Happy Birthday Sasuke-kun: COMPLETE FTLOS! (This fic makes me cringe with embarrassment!) Was posted in a “WTF” moment, and I really don’t have ‘definite’ plans for it, though I do have some vague ideas about what I was doing when I wrote it. I have a few random scenes that tie in with it, but I really don’t have time to flesh it all out and make a complete story. I just thought: “What the heck? Might as well post something NICE about him for his birthday, (late of course), because I have horribly ruined him in IIWTW. What can I say? Can’t Sasuke be happy, and not gay, and be treated well by Orochimaru, on his friggin birthday?” And the flute thing: Sasuke, Sound, Snakes…Snake charmer? Flute? Come ON! Sigh. Kishimoto-san has drawn him with a flute and I felt inspired by that picture. (Plus, I used to play it, so yeah. Couldn’t resist.) Thank you very much to my reviewers! It was nice of you guys to comment! XD

To Naruto...Love, Sasuke: Um...yeah...I wanted to see what could be made of 100 words. So yeah, that exists as what it is. 100 words. I suppose I could write a story to go with it, but why? What purpose would that serve? (maybe one day…) I actually was going for 500 words, but I got to around 400 and it began to take on the quality of cheese-in-a-can, so, yeah. I decided to practice brevity! XD Thank you to all who reviewed! I'm shocked to say the least!

For the Love of Sasuke: DISCONTINUED Chapter 3 WAS being worked on but I need to be in a SPECIAL mood for this one. I hope people aren't mad about it not getting updated...XP

500 Words About Death: COMPLETE I have become keen on doing little word exercises for some reason and that one just kinds came out, so i figured, "What the hey, might as well post it". So thank you to the folks who reviewed it! That was very nice of you! XD (and whoa...no one yelled at me or anything! gasp!) Complete

A Toy's Life: I started that in like spring or summer and just now (after reading chapter 6 of Smurf-chan's "Closet Case Reopened" and becoming terribly giddy and insane with glee) decided to to avoid writing a literary analysis of A Painful Case by James Joyce, and to just finnish something...anything! And so i did. And so it was. Thank you to everyone who commented on it! I was afriad no one would like it because of the evil Mary Sue reference, but it seems to be okay. XD 1-18-07-- Working on a new Toy's Life!! Naruto is in it...XD

SakuSaku YAOI!?: COMPLETE as of now but perhaps… Well, what can I say? Thanks so much for all the kind reviews! And thanks to smurfy Smurf-chan for inspiring me to write a little more for it, but it may never get posted...IDK...I just can't make a coherent story out of it...but what i did write is totally random and it made me chuckle. I still want to read a story like that, so if anyone finds one like it, or WRITES one based off it, or whatever, then please tell me! I would love to check it out! There needs to be more Saku/Sasu yaoi-ish type stuff in the world. lol.

Fun With Team Snake: COMPLETE as of now but… HEH! Well, I had fun with that one. It made me laugh. Yes, I know some parts are kind of stupid and probably out of character (or at least a little extreme) but what the hey, it is what it is. Thank you guys who actually read and reviewed! I enjoyed reading your comments. :) They validate my time. Hebi...snort So much fun...

Tales of Love and Woe: IN PROGRESS A fic written for the authoress, Smurf, from The Serialhugger Collective (which is in my favorite authors section), whom I love and worship with O.R.E.O.s and fics of an odd nature. It’s supposed to be about Chouji somewhat…but, like TEASE, it grew into a monster and now includes a lot of other characters…and Chouji hasn’t even appeared yet! I’m having a lot of fun with this fic, so if you can get past the silly Prologue, I think you might enjoy it. If you do read it, I hope you also find it a fun distraction from reality and seriousness. I think there will be something like 20 chapters give or take a few, and I have a lot of stuff already written for it, but still, updates will be random and not necessarily speedy. I’ve been working on this fic since like sometime in ’06! Hahaha!

Whatever, bye.

~Dead

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