A little about me:

I hail from a mysterious land known as Canada and have been writing as a hobby for many long years. I’m a born procrastinator with a ridiculously short attention span, which might give you some insight into why hell I never seem to post anymore. Just so you know I am still lurking around and do plan to get back into the actual writing game soon. Fun fact, everything I write is originally written by hand. It’s the typing that kills me, computers are so damn distracting.

Fics

Ah Knights

Fandom: King Arthur

Status: Semi-revamped, in progress

It started out as three paragraphs of a semi plotline written in a drunken stupor one late night after watching King Arthur. I posted it for a lark and it has been the most successful story I’ve ever written. I seriously did not expect people to like it as much as they seem to. I just wanted to write something fun and light hearted that I wouldn’t have to take very seriously.

The tale of Macy, Tina and Jason, three resent high school grads who spend a weekend in hell babysitting seven full grown medieval and very fictional men after a DVD player mishap. On top of that they only have four days to figure out how to get them home again before the parents get back.

I’m not sure where I am with this story. I still enjoy it and want to finish it but I started it a long time ago and things have changed, people have grown.

Mary-Sue : The Untold Horror

Fandom: King Arthur

Status: One-shot, complete

A ‘be careful what you wish for’ story. What can I say, tis the tale of the fabled Mary Sue learning that fate is indeed a cruel, cruel bitch.

Castle Ho!

Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean

Status: One-shot, Complete

Pure crack, it was something that came to me on a whim and then went. Where? I have no idea, I also have no idea what to do with what it left behind so this remains a one-shot.

Too Sexy For the Law

Fandom: Robin Hood BBC

Status: Sequel to Ah Knights!, In progress

One year later and not all is happily ever after for Macy, Tina and Jason at least not when the damn DVD player strikes again. This time Macy is sucked into the fictional world of Robin Hood, it’s post season two and something is rotten in Nottingham, the DVD player is fried and with out the third season no one knows how the story goes.

Same vibe as with it’s predecessor. Although my enthusiasm for the show spiralled way down hill after the second season and to this day I’ve never watched the third, I still have a much better feel for this one then Ah Knights! And I am hoping to finish them.

Someone’s Gotta Do It

Fandom: Dead Like Me/Nolan’s Batman vers (The Dark Knight specifically)

Status: One-shot, Crossover, Coming soon

A day in the life of everyone’s favourite merry band of reapers if they had been stationed in Gotham.

Untitled

Fandom: X-Men (movie vers)

Status: In progress

While going through an old box of my stuff from home I found a note book from forever ago. In it was a story I’d written not long after the first X-Men movie came out. It was crap but surprisingly useable plot wise especially considering my oc had a lot in common with one of my favourite characters. So using this piece crap written about a decade ago I’m working on a new story which integrates X-23 into the movie vers, using elements from the movies, comics and even the cartoons. It’ll be set between movies one and two and will be AU from there.

Dreamscape

Fandom: Young Justice (cartoon)

Status: In progress

Details pending

Updated July 23 2011