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Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Hey Arnold, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Fairly Odd Parents, Grim and Evil, Invader Zim, and Shaun of the Dead. ~:~:~ "There is a door." ~:~:~ There is nowhere Death will not go, no matter how distant and dangerous. In fact the more dangerous it is, the more likely he is to be there already. ~:~:~ "Love is a lot like terrorism. You spend the first few weeks terrorising each other. 'I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I WANT TO RIP YOUR SPINE OUT SO I CAN MOVE IN!'" ~:~:~ Disclaimer: I do not own, nor will I ever, the characters and/or plots of the following: Hey Arnold!, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Fairly OddParents, Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Shaun of the Dead or the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I can't afford it. Not do I own a Wii, a PS3 or an XBOX 360. I can't afford those either. ~:~:~ After I have finished A Little Understanding, (not long now), I will be submitting myself enitrely to my grown-up British humour muse, starting with a radical assault on Hey Arnold! (The Holiest Cow, which shall be much along the same lines as Half Dead), and then probably move on to an all out ambush on the unsuspecting characters of Harry Potter. I need to write more HP fiction, methinks. | |||||||
1. The Night Juliet Killed Romeo reviewsAn Essay on Love By A Lover, by Helga G. Pataki. Grown ups only please, there be swearing in these waters.Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-18-07 - Helga - Complete2. Ten Vicis Centum reviewsTen Times One Hundred. Ten drabbles glancing over missing moments from DH. Varying characters.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-07 - Complete3. Afterwards, Then Nothing reviewsShaun hasn't felt a thing since that day. Mild slash, and a swear word.Shaun of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-12-07 - Complete4. A Little Understanding » reviewsIt's not his fault that she's in love with him, but then she can't really help it either. Fate has locked Vicky's eyes eternally on Timmy, but Timmy's thoughts rest on Wanda and the now condemmed Cosmo. How to save him, what to do? VickyxTimmy.Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,705 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 7-10-05 - Timmy & Vicki5. Harry and Me reviewsAn almost but not quite epic poem about the conversation between the two people who I think have suffered the most at Voldemort's pale hand. DH spoilers abound! Quite dark, morbid, and I must say, uncomfortable. Flows like dry cement.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-07 - Harry P. & George W. - Complete6. The Night Before reviewsHarry's looking for his hope, the night before his final showdown with the Dark Lord. No DH spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete7. Bibliophilia reviewsOne who is addicted to collecting books A condition suffered by those into extremeescapism. Phoebecentric. The rating's there for a reason people.Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-28-06 - Phoebe & Helga - Complete8. Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus reviewsFunny little motto, don't you think?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-28-06 - Godric G. & Salazar S. - Complete9. Human Condition reviewsWith Dib as his captive, Zim begins to identify with the human. One shot set over a long period of time. Not really a ZADR.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-2-0610. Like Her reviewsIt's a bit weird, to be honest, but it's HelgaxArnold, so yay for me, doing fluff and stuff. One shot.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-10-06 - Complete11. Lines reviewsOdd drabbleesque piece about Irken fathers, Irken sons, Irken ancestory and the Irken ways, from the perspective of two Irkens, the lied to and the liar.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-06 - Complete12. Lights Out reviewsRule 1 of SciFi: Give a machine a personality, and he won't last for long.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete13. My Flashbulb Fantasy reviewsAU. Even in a different world, she will wait for him.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-8-06 - Complete14. Crazy For You reviewsA tale of bloody revenge and grusome oneshotness. Unrequited Love is a dangerous force...Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-12-05 - Complete15. You Lied reviewsVicky's thoughts on what breaking up with Ricky really meant to her. For Eternal Silence. One shot.Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-29-05 - Complete16. Half Dead » reviewsAfter Helga's Grandmother dies, Helga and Death have a little heart to heart. But of course, being Helga, there was always going to be a little trouble. A Hallowe'en Story. XCompleteXHey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,974 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-28-05 - Published: 10-20-05 - Complete17. Words She Might Have Stolen reviewsOne Shot. Mandy copes with Fate's habit of dishing out the kind of loss where there's always a lingering chance that everything might come back one day.Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-15-05 - Complete18. How Helga Got Her Mean Back » reviewsWhen the class find out Helga is leaving for England, they bet her that she can't spend her last two months in Hillwood being 'nice'. XComplete, really this timeXHey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,454 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 4-27-0519. Sweet Revenge reviewsMy first, and probably last, 'attempt' at poetry, with sort of an Edgar Allan Poe feel, only not as good.Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-16-0520. The Philosopher's Stone, Parodied in a Day reviewsI know it's probably been done to death, but not by me, and it's my turn. This is a very short version of the Philosopher's Stone. Onward! XCompleteXHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-9-0521. Dance With Me reviewsSequel to Never The Eloquent. Rather short, I know.Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-3-0522. Never The Eloquent reviewsOne shot. All the things Cosmo can only tell Wanda when she is sleeping.Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-6-05 - Complete23. Friends Forever reviewsYou cannot hold the world together when you yourself are falling apart.Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-2-0524. Love Story » reviewsHelga tries to let go of Arnold by writing a love story with him which will give her the closure she needs. XCompleteXHey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-24-05 - Published: 4-23-0525. Magical Blood reviewsPetunia realises something she should have a long time ago.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-7-05 - Harry P. & Petunia D. - Complete26. My Fragile Boy reviewsThe thoughts of James from his afterlife. One-shot. My first, quite small fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-22-05 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete
