Were you the victim of any practical jokes from the kids?

No, no one f--s about with you if you're carrying a big heavy stick.

From and interview with Jason Issacs/Lucius Malfoy

Ghellie is a young-ish houself who resides near a surfing-famous town in Australia. She works with epople with disabilities and enjoyes the Goo Goo Dolls, Milo, camping and messing with her Severus Snape costume.

She has written two and a bit stories:

Ruth for Ruthless is a SS/HP oneshot that is not n0rty.

Dizzy Up the Boy inspired by the Goo Goo Dolls album of a similar name. It is in the process of being rewritten in conjunction with the story's other inspiration - Innocent Puppet. DUTB will be reposted as a new story and once several chapters have been put up, the old DUTB will be removed. The new DUTB will have the same basic plot but be much different with things going and things added and probably a great deal longer... And hopefully much better written too!
The story is a bit of SS HP friendship/mentoring; with Harry having a tough time of it. It is not really n0rty, save a few words.

Gutterflower is the sequal to DUTB; inspired by the Goo Goo Dolls album of the same name. This story focuses more on Severus this time around who has his own demons to parley with. Again, it's SS HP friendship/mentoring leaning more towards friendship. Due to the DUTB rewrite, Gutterflower is on hiatus for now until DUTB has been finished. Again, it is not really n0rty except for hints at Mummy Daddy Or Daddy-daddy relations, snogging and swearing.

Ghelliebean would like to thank her past beta's GRYPHNWNG and SHADOW00 for their work on the first DUTB. Ghellie would also like to thank INNOCENT PUPPET for her help in rewriting DUTB.

So sit back, relax and enjoy the show!