"My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; fairytales of yesterday will grow old but never die."

-Queen, The Show Must Go On

Hi, my name is Sam.

Basically I am a hopeless romantic who weeps everytime she watches Titanic and loves her nana a little too much. I am a self-proclaimed Harry Potter freak, fanfiction ADDICT, and bookworm. And I'm proud of it too, dang it. I live in a fantasy world where everything is perfect and no fictional characters are ever harmed. I get high off air. Yeah, I live a good life.

Music

The Beatles

Queen

Hole

Courtney Love (Solo artist now! Woohoo!! :P)

Nirvana

Goo Goo Dolls

Def Leppard

Some Idina Menzel

Many musicals such as RENT, Wicked, Sweeney Todd, The Phantom of the Opera, Mamma Mia!, etc.

Music is, as my dear Hephaestion would say, everything I care for.

Movies

Brokeback Mountain (Jack, I swear. . .)

Harry Potter 1-5

RENT

The Notebook

Juno

Carrie (1976)

Girl, Interrupted

Alexander (sort of)

Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Help!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Pride and Prejudice

Benny and Joon

Marie Antoinette

Corpse Bride

Austin Powers 1-3

The Phantom of the Opera

T.V

Family Guy

American Dad

That 70's Show

8 Simple Rules

The Simpsons

Jon and Kate Plus 8

What Not to Wear

America's Next Top Model

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Literature

Harry Potter series

Pride and Prejudice

Girl With a Pearl Earring

The Other Boleyn Girl

The Boleyn Inheritance

Princess Diaries series

Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

Girl, Interrupted

Brokeback Mountain

Anything by Edgar Allan Poe

Carrie

Phantom

The Notebook

Twilight (I never finished the last two of the series :P)

Melody series

The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette

. . . and there's like a buttload more that I'm not going to bother with. :P

My Ships

Some of them have sunk, while some of them still float peacefully. Most of them have sunk, though. xD

Harry Potter:

Sirius/Remus

Harry/Luna

Harry/Cedric

Ron/Hermione

James/Lily

Severus/Lily

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack/Elizabeth

and...yeah, that's really it. Will can die alone, for all I care. :P

Corpse Bride:

Victor/Emily

Victor/Victoria

That 70's Show:

Hyde/Jackie

Eric/Donna

RENT:

Mark/Roger

Roger/Mimi

Angel/Collins

Maureen/Joanne

Wicked:

Elphaba/Fiyero

G(a)linda/Boq

Elphaba/G(a)linda

Boq/Nessa

I am also in love with Ennis/Jack from the film Brokeback Mountain. Best. F-cking. Movie. EVER.

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Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Roger!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boy-friends weren't mythical monsters

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

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Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
1) Remus Lupin 2) Sirius Black 3) Luna Lovegood 4) Severus Snape 5) Ron Weasley 6) Narcissa Malfoy 7) Harry Potter 8) Fred Weasley 9) George Weasley 10) Lily Evans

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Ron/Lily? No, and I personally hope I never stumble upon one in my enitre life:-p

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Luna? Yeah, she's pretty hot. Her eyes are beautiful. I'm not a lesbian, but still.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Narcissa got Remus pregnant? Oh, Jeebus. She would deny ever sleeping with a blood traitor COUGHandwerewolfCOUGH and leave him alone with their baby. :-(

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
I haven't really read many fics about Georgie boy, actually.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Sirius and Harry. Um, NO. That's just perverted. Sirius is the only father that Harry has ever had. Key word: father. Not to dis S/H shippers or anything but...eh, it just seems wrong to me.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Severus/Harry or Severus/George. Ehh...they're both unrealtistic and f-cked up.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
What would happen if Harry discovered Luna and Fred in a secret relationship? He would be weirded out at first, but I think he would at least try to be happy for them.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Sirius/Narcissa. He hates her...he hates her because she's family...he hates her because of the way she stares at him, as if she needs him...he hates her because she's so beautiful...he hates her because she loves someone else...

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Severus/Lily. Oh yeah, I'm sure there is, though most Sev/Lily are nothin' but angst.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Remus/Ron. Just the Way You Are. Ron tries to tell Remus that it doesn't matter to him that he's a werewolf COUGHandthathe'stwicehisageCOUGH.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Severus wants to seduce Remus. The clever bastard would sneak a potion into his food that make's him horny or something then ties him to a chair and gives him a lap dance or something. Hehe, yeah right.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
My friends don't read fanfics, even the one who loves HP as much as I do. :-(

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Lily Evans. The Sweetest Gift by Ewan McGregor. It would be told through Sev's point of view. It just reminds me of his love for her, for some reason. Him staring at her in the moonlight...heh...

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Sirius/Luna/Narcissa. Warning: crack pairing threesome.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
What pick-up line might Fred use on Ron? "Hey little brother, wanna try an experiment with me?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Lily/Harry. Romance? Eww, no. I might do it if he's just an ickle baby and she's rocking him to sleep...

1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters
1) Remus Lupin 2) Sirius Black 3) Harry Potter 4) Severus Snape 5) Narcissa Malfoy 6) Lily Evans 7) Molly Weasley 8) Ron Weasley 9) Luna Lovegood 10) Fred Weasley 11) Arthur Weasley 12) George Weasley

Geez, I never realized how much I loved the Weaslebys before. XD

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Lily/Arthur. Err, no. Yuck.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Severus? Yeah, I think he's hot in an unusual sort of way. And not I'm not just basing him on Alan Rickman either, who I don't even find to be that attractive anyway. At least not without the wig. Hee hee.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
What would happen if George got Ron pregant? Oh my lord. They would have kids with eleven toes and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. Sorry, I just had to reference Weird Al...the whole incest thing reminded me of the song "Constipated." XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
There are some really good fics about Luna, though I can't think of one in paticular at this very moment.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sirius/Lily. I don't think they would, since Sirius is gay and everything...hah. But no, I seriosuly don't think either of them ever had any serious feelings for the other beyond friendship.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Narcissa/Luna or Narcissa/Fred. Oh gawd, preverted old woman, lonely with her beloved husband in Azkaban finds comfort in the arms of an underaged Ravenclaw or a red-headed Gryffindor...ewww.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What would happeen if Molly walked in on Sirius and George having sex? She would scream and crucio Siri's ass for fornicating in her house (assuming they're at The Burrow) and stealing her baby boy and then scream at George for making such a stupid decision and scream, scream, scream...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Harry/Fred. He can't love him, he's his best mates brother. They've grown up together...and yet Harry cannot help but feel like whenever Fred throws him a crooked smile that there may be something more.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Remus/Ron. I dunno, but probably. You can find all sort of sick pairings on this site.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Molly/George. Don't worry, Mummy's Here. Jeebus that sounds wrong. XD

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Severus to de-flower Remus? See quiz above.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
None of my peeps read fanfiction.

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
See question above.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Arthur? Naw.

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Sirius/Severus/Narcissa. One of my online friends would, but I'm thinking of my personal friends so no. :-p

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fred? I honestly don't know.

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ron. Hmm...You're Pitiful by Weird Al Yankovic. Just because, lol.

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Remus/Lily/George. WARNING: Ghosts and redheads humping.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
What might be a good pick up line for Fred to use on Sirius? "Hey Snuffles, have you seen my wand yet? It's fourteen inches long..."

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Narcissa? I dunno, a long time ago.

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Lily. She likes roleplay. She's the naughty schoolgirl and James and/or Sev is Captain Jack Sparrow. -Coughs- Dunno where that came from, honestly...

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Arthur shag Luna? Drunk or sober? Not with Molly breathing down his neck, he wouldn't. He knows the drill.

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Harry/Molly. Harry of course, but he closes his eyes and tries to forget that it's his best friend's mom he's doing.

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Remus and Luna are in a happy relationship until Luna suddenly runs off with Severus. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Arthur and a breif unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advice of Narcissa and finds true love with Harry.

Confessions of a Werewolf Singleton.

Screw it, I'm going with online friends. Shelbie, Shannon and Ginny would read it, though I doubt they would like it. Hell, I wouldn't like a fic like that.

Shelbs should write it, she would make it believable. I don't know about anyone else, though.

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Molly/Ron. I would never read HP again.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
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I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
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I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

About my fics

Sparrows Do: A POTC one-shot taking place in Dead Man's Chest. Jack surprsies Elizabeth when they share a kiss, but even more so when he tells her something that will change her life.

Treasure: A POTC one-shot, sometime after DMC. Jack's daughter gives him a very special present and Jack muses on his little piratess.

A Love That's Alive: A CB fic set two years after the movie. Victor's clumsiness ends him up in The Land of Dead again, and while Victoria and her baby daughter must learn to carry on Victor himself finds that he's falling for the Corpse Bride, Emily.

Desire: A POTC one-shot taking place a few weeks after the end of AWE. Elizabeth stayed with Jack on The Black Pearl, but since he has been flirting desperately with her. Elizabeth can take no more, but of course the captain has something pulled up his sleeve...

The Odd Couple: An HP one-shot taking place after what should have been Harry and Ginny's kissing scene during HBP. After Harry fails with Ginny, leaving him horribly depressed, only someone a little loony can cheer him up. Recently edited. Previously titled "Lovers and Friends."