| Harliq and Amsterdam |
Author has written 6 stories for Redwall, Inheritance Cycle, and Pirates of the Caribbean. This ff.net account is really more of a shared account. All the fics were written by two authors: Harliq and Amsterdam. I N F O: We love: theatre, writing, musicals, hugs, skinny guys, friendly strangers, and anything from the Victorian Era. Books: Artemis Fowl, Valiant, Thieves Like Us, Harry Potter, The Last Days Plays: Pygmalion, A Streetcar Named Desire, Free Range, The Untold Crimes of Insomniacs, Richard III Movies: Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street,Closer, Vanity Fair, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Little Miss Sunshine, Gangs of New York, Romeo + Juliet, The Prestige, V for Vendetta Listening to: "There She Goes" by Baby Shambles Obssession of the moment: Pete Doherty Q U O T E S: '-Are you going to kill me? -I killed you ten minutes ago.' —V for Vendetta 'You sold me queer giraffes.' —Gladiator 'A kingdom of nightly pleasures where the rich and powerful come to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld.’—Moulin Rouge 'It's this blasted puberty, Butler. Every time I see a pretty girl, I waste valuable mind space thinking about her' --Artemis Fowl: TLC 'Micheal Jackson's face is made of shredded newspaper, melted my-little-ponies and broken dreams.' —Video on Trial 'One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century.' —Jack the Ripper 'The Duke of margerine thinks me a serpent.' —Kate and Leopold 'Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?' —Jack Sparrow 'Help! This crazy tomater's rapin' me!' —Reefer Madness 'It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.' —Closer N E W S: Pardon the lack of updates, but our "List Stories" feature is being screwy and will not let us post new chapters. :( R A W R - L I S T (things, pairings & people that are damn fine): -Harry Potter/ Narcissa Malfoy -Hermoine Granger/ Fenrir Grayback -Dorian Gray -Sinestra -- The Blood Confession -Althaer --Poison -Colhardt/Con -- Thieves Like Us (Yeah, its wrong but whatevs) -Murtagh/Arya -- Eragon -The Masquerade scene in The Looking Glass Wars -Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange -Opal/Artemis -- Artemis Fowl - suspenders and top hats - brittish accents. - The Artful Dodger -- Oliver Twist - Kyle Rideout. (If you don't know him, he's an actor on Bard On the Beach) ()() | |||||
1. For Helen reviewsJeod Longshanks mourns his estrangement from the woman he loved, and ponders how such a distance could have grown between them.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete2. Petunias reviewsMurtagh is lonely and wandering Farthen Dur, when he finds comfort in the company of a peculiar, curly haired woman. Slight Murtagh x AngelaInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete3. Thirteen Tales reviewsThirteen short stories revealing the men, women, lies, secrets, desires and sacrifices behind history's most notorious traitors: The Forsworn.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-074. Requiem for a Pirate reviewsSome brief thoughts on what the PotC characters felt as Capt. Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl sunk beneath the waves in Dead Man's Chest.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-075. Sweet Sampetra: Season Two » reviewsIts finally here! All your favorite villains from the Pearls of Lutra are back in this hilarious sitcom and soap opera.Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 7-19-066. Sweet Sampetra: Season One » reviewsA hilarious sitcom and soap opera concerning the private lives of the Pearls of Lutra villains! COMPLETED. LOOK FOR SEASON 2, COMING SOONRedwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,702 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 9-17-05 - Complete