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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Labyrinth, and Naruto. An alternate identity, an AKA, a secret hidden horribly. If you know who I am, kudos to you. If not, well it doesn't really matter. I'm pretentious. I hate myself. I try not to let this interfere, but sometimes I don't update for months while I work out my insecurities. If you feel like reading a mix of writing updates and excuses for lack of writing updates, check my LJ (linked as homepage). I hope one day to be published. It's been a dream since I was five, but I took a break to study business/geography at university. Unfortunately, my depression hit hard 4th year, and I fought it through obsession: writing fanfic. My first few stories (back in my other account) were written in a hurry. The fastest was about 60 pages in a day, unedited. Haven't beaten either condition since. For now, I am somewhat content to throw myself into my job and save the writing for those times when I simply must. I don't do canon pairings, with the exception of the All Mighty Jareth/Sarah. I also don't do serious very well.Writing is an escape for me, and you can tell. Some fics I write for no other reason than because they amuse me. Screw plot, characterization, and development. When I'm taking a story seriously, by all means give me all the concrit you think I need. When you can tell I don't really give a damn, spare me. In essence, I've given up on any serious thoughts of possible publication. I write because sometimes I have to and sometimes I want to. Read as you will and enjoy if you can. | |||||||||||
1. Every Third Dimension reviewsSarah is frustrated with the supernatural. Too bad no one told Dr. Cullen. A Labyrinth/Twilight crossover oneshot.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-8-09 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete2. A Potent Mix of Irritation and Jealousy reviewsHouse will always be House. Not even three annoying British kids trying to save the world can change that. House & Harry Potter crossover. Post HBP, not DH compliant.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-23-07 - Hermione G. - Complete3. Most Unusual » reviewsWith a trick loving father and a puzzle solving mother, could Tony Williams be anything other than a Slytherin? HPLabyrinth with a pinch of JSLabyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,674 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 4-12-054. Rashness » reviewsSarah's son is in the hospital. Coincidentally, the Department of Diagnostic Medicine is very bored. LabyrinthHouse crossover.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 9-27-065. Falsity » reviewsA midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,468 - Reviews: 361 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 2-20-05 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete6. Entitlement » reviewsGabrielle knows exactly who she wants and exactly how to get him. A series of RonGabrielle oneshots.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-19-07 - Gabrielle D. & Ron W. - Complete7. Inexcusable » reviewsCountless different futures in which Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy could form a relationship. Compatibility not included.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 6-6-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.8. Where the Wrackspurts are reviewsLuna knows the Room of Requirement will provide what she needs, even if it is just a new place with new people. LabyrinthHarryPotter OneShot crack!crossover.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-23-07 - Luna L. & Luna L. - Complete9. In which reviewsHouse doesn't remember what happened last night. He does know the woman in his bed, Sarah, is Trouble. LabyrinthHouse OneShot Crossover.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete10. Her Saviour reviewsSarah is in a spot of trouble. Harry has just the answer. Foolish bravery included. LabyrinthHarryPotter Crossover Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-22-07 - Harry P. - Complete11. The Royal Treatment » reviewsHermione has been called on for a favor. And one doesn't say no to Narcissa. LuciusHermione.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 1-21-06 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.12. Means of Persuasion » reviewsSeverus has a problem, Lucius has a solution, and Hermione holds all the cards. HBP compliant. LMHG with a dash of SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 8-19-05 - Lucius M. & Hermione G.13. Present Perfect reviewsA unique and tragically underutilized form of travel brings out the interesting backstory and deeply irritating emotion in everyone. Oneshot LMHG.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-14-06 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete14. Perfunctory Pestilence » reviewsThere's something so safe and comforting about sharing responsibility. A look at the nature of expectations and routine. ItachiSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 6-21-05 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.15. Progression » reviewsRomance for the jaded. LMHG.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-2-06 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete16. Still a Girl reviewsI was still a girl. I was twenty, had survived a war, and I was still a girl. Oneshot, LMHGish.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-2-06 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete17. Those Who Play With Fire reviewsAs war hero Hermione Granger and labyrinth defeater Sarah Williams know, there are always prices for playing with dangerous men. Oneshot LuciusHermioneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-4-06 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete18. There Is No Charm reviewsThere is no contraceptive charm in the wizarding world, and there never will be. Oneshot. LuciusHermione.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-3-05 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete19. Pretension reviewsWatching a play and hating the performers. Drabbleish LMHG.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-19-05 - Lucius M. & Hermione G. - Complete20. The Table in the Corner reviewsA meeting provides much more information than was sought. LMHG. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-05 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete21. Blast! reviewsDraco knows she needs a Slytherin. In a very hackneyed manner, he unwittingly proves just that. DMHG & LMHG... sort of.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-2-05 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete22. By Dawn reviewsBy dawn, their lives would be their own. Short, oneshot, RHr breakup.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-20-05 - Hermione G. - Complete23. My Apologies, My Darling reviewsLucius relates exactly what has been going on all these years. Hermione is very scared. Practically a parody. LMHG.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-20-05 - Lucius M. & Hermione G. - Complete24. The Most Important Lesson reviewsLucius has learned to want what he needs. Oneshot, LuciusHermioneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-27-05 - Lucius M. & Hermione G. - Complete25. Screaming, Yelling, Cursing reviewsHermione finds a new way to relieve stress and finds it may be more helpful than she originally thought. Oneshot, SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete26. A Bitter Taste reviewsDraco's thoughts over the course of his father's relationship with his classmate. Oneshot. LMHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-15-05 - Lucius M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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