NL IS GOING TO NMA CON!

-I AM AN EVIL AUTHORESS OF DOOM! ALL ANIME CHARACTERS WILL GROW TO FEAR ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! ... I'm okay, really... (twitch) I'm not actually that bad by myself.. Now when me and Kiki Fairy get together to write a fanfiction.. Now THAT is evil! -shudders and then laughs-

-So yeah.. I'm really bad at updating.. So if you read any of my stories, you'll probably hate me after a while... heh heh.. (sweatdrop) But apparently they're worth it, cuz I still have fans. -shrug- Who would've thought?

-I HAVE YAOI VISION! No matter where I go, I look around and see yaoi. Of course, I partly blame the guys in my school for this. You don't NEED yaoi vision to see how gay they come off... And I DO mean this in a good way, by the way. Cuz I find it cute! (heart)

All about Nekoluver:

Name: Kristina

Nicknames: Ira, Al, KK, Dei-Dei, 'Hey you!'(lol j/k about the last one...mostly)

Gender: Female

Age: Old enough to know, too young to care...much...

Sexuality: Straight

Likes: Fanfiction, fanart, manga, anime, writing, smexxie anime guys, yaoi, emos, RANDOMNESS, Dane Cook (that dude's effin HILARIOUS), Chibi! Orochimaru (I've no idea why.. I'm weird...), this Envy cosplayer dude I took a picture of at JAFAX 12, and other things I don't care to name...

Dislikes: HOMEWORK, 4Kids(LOATH!), Shippuden!Sasuke(I hate him with a black firey passionate hate!), Karin(from Shippuden), crazed fangirls that try to claim anime guys and get POed when u say one of 'their guys' is smexxie, preppies, Noa(from Conqueror of Shambala), THAT ALL EDWARD ELRIC COSPLAYERS ARE FEMALE!, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, and so much more...

Fave Anime/Mangas: Bleach, Burst Angel, Digimon, DNAngel, Death Note, DBZ, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Panic, Fullmetal Alchemist, Godchild, Gravitation, Hellsing, Her Majesty's Dog, InuYasha, Kuroshitsuji, Loveless, Naruto, One Piece(Funimation anime version of course), Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Tutu, Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Shaman King, Slayers, Tokyo Mew Mew, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Yu Yu Hakusho, and many more...

Fave Video Games: Final Fantasy(all of them I've played), Kingdom HeartsII, Soul Caliber II, Naruto: Clash of Ninja II, Fullmetal Alchemist: Duel Sympathy, Animal Crossing, Mario, ect...

Fave Other Books/Shows: Johnny The Homocidal Maniac, Squee, Invader Zim, Twighlight/New Moon/Eclipse, there are more... many more...

Characters I've Cosplayed: Haruno Sakura, Dark Mousey, Agatsuma Soubi

Other:

- Mpregs make me giggle!! xD

About Wrath!Al:

So basically, this is like a weird version of BBI. Al got his body back and then got murdered, someone tried to bring him back, and he became the new Wrath. I haven't quite decided what his fancey hummunculus powers are yet, but let me know if you have any ideas! His ourobouros is different than the other homunculi's. It's a mix of the ourobouros and the symbol Ed used to seal his soul to that suit of armor, and is on his left cheek. He wears black leather pants like Ed's and goes shirtless except for skin tight fingerless black leather gloves that nearly go up to his shoulders. His hair is also black, as I've noticed most of the homunculi's are. Except for Envy.. But that's Envy... Uhm.. That's all the information I have right now. I'll let you know when I come up with more... Also, he will be making an apperance in the sequel of IGADAY... Which I will post... Eventually...

My Bishi Bin

Okay, so these are the anime guys that I snuggle and have not been claimed by my other friends. Don't worry, other fangirls out there. I'll share:3

Hikaru Hitachiin, Kyoya Ootori, Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Envy, Shino Aburame, Tobi, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Hidan, Suigetsu, Riku(KH2), Axel, Kurama, Kuronue, Satoshi Hiwatari

QUOTES

- "Okay, I’m gonna do something slightly illegal now, so you just look the other way for a second.” -Edward Elric(Fullmetal Alchemist)

- "Why do we all like a mean Envy? -laughs- Cuz it's hot." Kaoru Gal(fellow authoress. I hope you don't mind me using your quote!)

- "Some people are like Slinkies.. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs..." -i dont know actually.. but i like it

- "Walls are so abused in fanfiction." -Me

- "Have you ever noticed that the ninjas in Naruto hardly ever act ninja-like?"

"How are they suppose to act?"

"Ninja-like. They're not stealthy at all! AND THEY WEAR BRIGHT COLORS! Except Sasuke, but that's just 'cuz he's Emo..."

"Sasuke's hot."

"That's not the point!"

"I am blinded by his hotness."

"But the non-ninja-ness! ...Wow. That's the oddest made up word EVER! ...We're off subject.. Damn Sasuke's blinding hotness! ..Wait.. Did that sentance make any sense? ...Oh whatever." Me and my friend Chibi. yaaay Chibi!

- "Gah! I can't decide who I want Hinata to be paired with!"

"KIBA!"

"Yeah but... What about Naruto.. Or Shino? WHO ELSE IT GOING TO LUV SHINO IF HINATA DOESN'T?!"

"Shino is hot but creepy."

"I know! I met him in real life! But he's not that creepy once you get to know him.."

"I stalked him. And forced a hug on him"

"And you call him creepy.." -Me and Chibi again. w00t! Oh and the "Shinos" we're talking about are Shino cosplayers.

- "I dislocated my ass!" -random dude at the skate park

- "Shut.. the hell up.. you fuzz bag." -Uchiha Sasuke(Naruto:The Abridged Series)

- "Die you pathetic little prick of a bishonen!" -Haruno Sakura(Naruto Shippuden) talking to Sasori Shippuden Sakura RAWKS!

- "For guys, being together naked really makes us feel like companions!" -Yamato(Naruto Shippuden)

- "Awright, Yugi! Let's you and I mate right away!"

"Okay!" -Jonoichi and Yugi(YuGiOh manga)

- “Ino I am going to tell you something that Chouji should have but never would. Yamanaka Ino you are a complete and utter bitch.”-Nara Shikamaru(Invitation, a Naruto fanfiction by lord of the land of fire) I clapped for that one

- "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Unknown

- "Ah sleep. I remember sleep. Maybe I should try that again one day...?" -Natsuki Takaya(author of Fruits Basket! teh luff!) I've been feeling that way a lot lately...

- "That being said Yuki.. When did you become a woman?"

"How dare you say that after you've seen me naked so many times..." Hatori and Yuki Sohma(Fruits Basket) one of the greatest conversations in the series, I swear...

- "We're all messed up on the inside,I just don't try to hide it like everyone else." -Envy(Drive Me Crazy, an FMA fanfiction by Forever Yours Zana) Gawd I luff that fic...

- "Nii-san, Envy'san is your boyfriend, isn't he? But I thought you liked Rose-san... and Winry-san.. Nii-san, are you a PIMP?" -Alphonse Elric(Drive Me Crazy, FMA fanfic by Forever Yours Zana)

- "But you know what really pisses me off? When people who write lemons, never use the simple terms, they use words like length, or member, or my favorite throbbing manhood. Why can no one call it PENIS? That's what it is people, goodness..." -reiuki2(fellow authoress!) i luffs that quote so much...

- "If any of you don't like gays or women or blacks, please leave us the fuck alone" -Kurt Cobain

- "Alright, Hinata, shut up and come with me!" -Uzumaki Naruto(Naruto:Shippuden)

- "I don't wanna dance right now.. Go away..." -Kiki Fairy (in her sleep!)

- "Don't do things you're not capable of." -Hiro(Gravitation)

- "A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." -Walter Bagot... It makes me laugh that this comes right after Hiro's quote.. XD

- "Either I'm having de ja vu, or you keep repeating yourself." -My friend Katelyn XD That was great...

- "People have a right to be the way they are." -Conrad Jarett(Ordinary People)

- "If I get my arms ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If I get my legs ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death. Even if it means getting torn to pieces, I'm going to take Sasuke back from Orochimaru no matter what!" -Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto:Shippuden) Amazing how he could say almost all of that with a smile...

- "So I've got the right affinity for Sasuke.."

"Right.. Only wind can beat ligthning."

"No, I mean..."

"(question mark)"

"The only thing that can save a fire from dying and give it more power is wind." -Uzumaki Naruto and Yamato (Naruto:Shippuden)It's sooo sad and cute...

- "Don't drop the mind soap!" -BunnyMasterMomiji

- "What is it? There's no reason to yell in unison." -L(Death Note)

- "We catch Kira! I would never dream living in a world without Light!"

"Yes, that would be dark." -Misa Amane and L(Death Note) XD I luv L, I really do...

- "If you have an issue with the pillow, Sasuke, you should talk it out before getting violent with it."

"I tried, it just got cocky." -Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke (Naruto, fanfiction by FastForward)

- "I am not a closet yaoi-lover! I'm an open yaoi-lover. Why would I bother hiding it, stupid?" -Yamanaka Ino (Naruto, fanfic by FastForward) As much as I hate Ino, though admittedly I don't really in that fic, I agree whole-heartedly with that quote.

- "Save the chocolate, lard!" -bunnymastermomiji(fanfic authoress)

- "Felling pretty full of yourself aren't you, Renji? Let's you and I have some fun."

"Oh, I'll give you fun! I'll give you all you can handle, Captain!" -Kenpachi Zaraki and Renji Abarai(Bleach: The Blade of Fate, DS game) XD Am I the only one that takes that quote as YAOI?

- "I'm scaring Austrians XD I feel special" -bunnymastermomiji(fanfic authoress)

- "You, sir, are a tomato."

"...I don't like tomatos." -Me and my friend Katelyn XD

- "Last night, I was all alone in my room.. When outta no where... Came the small of a fart that wasn't mine!" -Osaka(Azumanga Daioh)

- "Of course I read his mind. Wherever he goes, my heart goes with him; we feel as one, though we are two." -Balthamos(The Amber Spyglass) Ah, Balthamos and Baruch.. My favorite yaoi angels XD

- "I think that Hiei's finally stopped trying to kill me.. Although, now that I've said that, I'll probably wake up with a sword in my eye." -Me, talking about my Hiei figurine. It's a long story, so message me if you really wanna know

- "What are you doing in my house in the middle of the night!?" -Third Hokage(Naruto)

- "What kind of 'scared technique' is that? Looks more like he just shoved something up Naruto's butt!" -Haruno Sakura(Naruto)

- "Here's payback for what you did to my ass! This must be hard on you, so I'll go easy. One good hit is all I want." -Uzumaki Naruto(Naruto) XD lmao!

- "WHOA! IT'S HUUUUUGE!!" -Uzumaki Naruto(Naruto) XDDD rflmao!!

- "Master! You said, 'Perparation is a shinobi's most important skill', but right now you can't even move." -Haruno Sakura(Naruto) Heh heh.. Pooor Kakashi..

- "You're not allowed to use your hands"

"That sounds like fun!" -Hatake Kakashi and Uzumaki Naruto(Naruto) Oooh kinky

- "You pretend it enables you to penetrate all.. yet..." Momochi Zabuza(Naruto)

- "Hey! Sasuke, wait up! I.. I was wondering.. If... If we, you know... you and I... Just the two of us.. Could work on our, um.. our teamwork?"

"You're as bad as Naruto" -Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke(Naruto)

- "Don't eat anything cooked by Zetsu; it might contain human flesh. Don't eat anything cooked by Sasori; it's likely to be laced with poison. Don't eat anything cooked by Deidara; it might explode, and he probably can't cook anyway. Hmm...and I can't imagine the other Akatsuki would be either great chefs or that it would be safe to eat anything made by them. If you're with the Akatsuki, just order a pizza or something." -XD I found this quote on http://yaoi.y-gallery.net The user that posted it was MsChibi. It made me laugh, so I posted it here.

- "OMG! no i can picture it myself
Fangirls: OMG,OMG!! he's sooo dreamy
Random guy: he LOOKS like a girl...!!
Fangirls: but a manly girl sigh
Random guy: (O.A!) OKAYYYYYYYY!!walks away confused" - leftinmoonlight on DeviantArt XD That happens sooo often with fangirls... especially yaoi fangirls XP

"Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you. It will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing up against your legs and jumping into your lap." -William Bennett

(Otherwise known as the fanfiction and art peoples give me because they luv me)

Fanfiction:

Kiki Fairy

Of Taverns and Hugs

RizaHawkeye268

Sasori's Bad Touch

Fanart

Cheza the Flower Maiden

http://cheza-the-wolf-girl.deviantart.com/art/Shackled-Dragon-89873134

Fanfic Inspiration: The Lord of Roses and the Shackled Dragon

For people that hate stereotypes:

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your profile.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHIRSTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REBUBLICAN so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be goth or Emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I LIKE VAMPIRES so I MUST be a Gothic freak

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN do I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT As so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual\

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too

I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have problems with self control

I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich

I don't LIKE THE SUN so I MUST be albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be Emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone

I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES so I MUST be a whore

I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm GOTH so I MUST be a satanist

I like to DANCE so I MUST want to show off my body and screw everyone in the club

I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be a homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be pereverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare

I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem

I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype

I WEAR a big sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire

I'm ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everyone going wrong on this planet: past, present, and future

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat

I don't like YAOI or YURI so I MUST be a homophobe

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIROMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortian

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every girl I see

I like CARTOONS so I MUST be irresponsible

I like READING so I MUST be a loner

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided

I'm WICCAN so I MUST be a Satanish

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a WITCH so I MUST be an old hag and fly around on a broomstick

I love YAOI so I MUST be gay

I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled

I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life

I go to RENFAIRS so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I MUST be after every straight guy around

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue

~The things people think of me are in bold~

-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who haven't, add this to your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, add this to your profile

-IF YOU ARE ODD AND PROUD OF IT, ADD THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

-If people say you're something you're not, add this to your profile

-If you hear voices in your head and know they are real, add this to your profile

-If you think that being unique is better than being cool, add this to your profile

-If you have ever run into a door, add this to your profile

-If you know who Panic!At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco, add this to your profile

-If you have YAOI VISION, add this to your profile

My Fanfiction Info Update Stuffs

- Mr. Evil Finally Dies was my first fanfiction. It really sucks compared to my later ones and I honestly don't feel like finishing it. Ever. Sorry to any fans it ever had.

- A Sin's Hell is currently on Hiatus, though a lovely reviewer has made it so that I will consider continuing this once I have free time

- Darkest Crimson, Purest Love is officially one of my favorite fanfictions out of the stuff I've written

- The Lord of Roses and the Shackled Dragon is NOT dead. It shall be updated eventually...

I will now take this time to pimp various accounts and such...

Check out mine and Kiki's joint account!

Check out Kiki's profile!

My DeviantArt Account My "art" is pretty crappy, but it's not real art anyway. Just ask Deidara! Oh, I've edited and posted a few one shots on there too, but they're already on here, just not edited...

NL's Yaoi Army: http://www.freewebs.com/yaoiarmy/index.htm

I also have a MySpace, but if you want that you're gonna have to message me. Deal with it.

My Presents (insert happy kitty face here)